Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Grape Garden]

Something else had to have happened to her for her to turn out the way she is. Hippy dippy permissive parents don't cause severe BPD by themselves.

I feel like she fakes a lot of stuff, something for sure happened, but I feel a lack of attention or getting what she wants...not all women but there are a surprising amount of them do lie about the bad touches in many situations to get sympathy, revenge etc. I feel substance abuse has a lot to do with how crazy she is as well, and there was also mention she has had brain damage from a car accident? She's claimed everything under the sun almost so hard to tell what is real and what isn't. I could believe the brain damage part, I've lived with someone who was bipolar and some form of BPD or borderline schizo, so I can see that for sure, but a lot just feels off or forced with her.

 

[Senegalese POW]

His Be Prepared cover is hilarious.

Oh my fucking sides...this one wins.

Thank you so much for this.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I had a feeling something like that happened to her. Surprised it took her some 30 or so years to fully spiral into hag mode. Jessica used to look so normal but IIRC she was always a hyper manipulative psycho.

I don't have an intricate timeline of her lore or anything but noticed her decline and transition into hagraven seems to coincide with her breaking up with her one ex from Florida and having to move back to Virginia with her parents. Her verison includes him pulling out a samurai sword on her to attack her so I can only imagine what the actual truth is.

To be honest, I don't believe a word of it. A made up sob story about being molested and how her evil parents didn't do anything about it is about par for the course for somebody like her. She's got some kind of mental illness but being a severe alcoholic and drug addict is the real problem.

Severe alcoholics have a lot of problems with paranoia, psychosis and confabulation because of the damage the alcohol abuse causes to their brain and thought processes. Even moreso if they're malnourished on top of it.

Yea I should also add that alot of people think she made the whole thing up I'm not even sure if I believe it myself but it does kind of make sense and personally I've seen her vag pic posted so much that I know she has a scar there also so she could be telling the truth but I have no idea.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Looks like she and Cobes can also bond over breaking their phones and computers all the time. Speaking of which, do we have an official killcount of Josh's iMacs. I know he's destroyed at least 2 of them in the last decade.

Learning that this stream died because of Wyoming internet rather than his spraying beer on his Mac was perhaps the biggest Christmas blue ball of all time.

In three months, Clint Saunders will become the largest supplier of boglim wand sticks. All drink combos are upgraded with Jack Skellington candlesticks, becoming fully Goth. Afterwards, they get Josh shitfaced with a perfect operational record.

The Clocktowered Mansion Funding Bill is passed. The first chillin is uploaded August 4th, 2024. Lighters acting cute are removed from video responces. Bognet begins to learn social media doesn't give a shit at a geometric rate. It begins trolling Josh at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, YouTube tries to pull the plug.

Last night I had a dream filled with ill omens... it was the ending of Deus Ex but instead of JC Denton merging with the Helios AI he merged with the Cobratin AI.

Fellow cool cobras, i got a good feeling about this next season

Let's just say it's a hunch
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"The Discords are so big, you don't even know who you're trolling for. That's a-logging, a-logging built into the system."

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

personally I've seen her vag pic posted so much that I know she has a scar there

You studied pages and pages of horrific grainy cam footage of jessica so much that you were able to make out a scar on her dirty cheeseburger?
Are you sure it wasn't just a skin flap or a wrinkle? She's got skin like an elephant.

 

[Rotogravure]

I don't have an intricate timeline of her lore or anything but noticed her decline and transition into hagraven seems to coincide with her breaking up with her one ex from Florida and having to move back to Virginia with her parents. Her verison includes him pulling out a samurai sword on her to attack her so I can only imagine what the actual truth is.

Here's the thing though, She was ALWAYS a miserable person, but it seems she hid it better before. I know the Cobesbros don't want us clogging up with NAL lore, and there is a thread with all this stuff in the works, but her journal entries from 2003 are just as unhinged and often repeat similar things to that she says now. She makes comments about how much she NEEDS alcohol (at 18/19) and how grateful she is at one point for someone handing her a wine cooler. A. Wine. Cooler. She also talks about how she would love to poison her mom if she could get away with it.

I'm not saying nothing ever happened to her; but I don't think its anywhere near where SHE says it is. She has absolutely realized how to get reactions, and thrives off of them - positive or negative (though she seems to prefer the negative so she can be the martyr).

I don't think we've pinpointed her Florida timeline yet, but it was after 2003/2004 and before 2015 (estimation dates).

 

[Big Nasty]

I'm not up to date on hag lore. Are Jessica (NAL) and Jessica Messica the same or two different bitches?

 

[Twinkie]

One of the common lolcow loopz is to sperg about what childhood abuse a cow suffered, if any, are they lying about it, etc. I hate these type of loopz. NAL is almost 40 so idky it even matters what happened to her or if anything even happened in her childhood or adolescence. It's not like it's an excuse for her behavior as a middle-aged woman so who cares?

I'm not up to date on hag lore. Are Jessica (NAL) and Jessica Messica the same or two different bitches?

Two different people. Jessica Messica is the 400-pound beast that stream-snipes NAL.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Jessica Messica is the whore of Gorworld. She's always hitting on the male adjuncts. Yes, the crossover is complete.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Got a question for the people who know lots about NAL here was she a normal person at one point? By normal I mean functioning in society not neurotypical. I've seen older photos of her and she looks like she had a job. When did she go fully into severe mental illness and drinking?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Yea I should also add that alot of people think she made the whole thing up I'm not even sure if I believe it myself but it does kind of make sense and personally

It's definitely possible, but I just think she's an alcoholic who has irreparably pickled her brain with booze. Alcohol abuse by itself can cause you to go psychotic and have extreme mood swings and it exacerbates other mental illnesses like depression and BPD. Dual diagnosis is a real hell of a situation and the outcomes are disastrous without treatment and pretty poor with it.

Probably only treatment-resistant schizophrenia is worse.

I've seen her vag pic posted so much that I know she has a scar there also so she could be telling the truth but I have no idea.

Well that's one thing I haven't seen, thank Cobratin.

 

[Rotogravure]

Got a question for the people who know lots about NAL here was she a normal person at one point? By normal I mean functioning in society not neurotypical. I've seen older photos of her and she looks like she had a job. When did she go fully into severe mental illness and drinking?

I don't think she was ever "normal" per se, but she was able to function. Her last known job was Home Depot, and she was fired sometime after October 31, 2017. We don't have the exact date or reason, but she posted on a Home Depot Meme "4 years ago" that she was fired "I don't miss Home Depot, but I do miss my job" when looked at in 2024, so we can assume she was fired in between the 2017 date and 2020 some time.

It seems she really embraced her alcoholism and bog witch status at this point.

 

[Goatchoker]

Got a question for the people who know lots about NAL here was she a normal person at one point? By normal I mean functioning in society not neurotypical. I've seen older photos of her and she looks like she had a job. When did she go fully into severe mental illness and drinking?

I don’t think she’s ever been normal but i think she was probably normal ish in her late 20’s early 30’s

Prolly got fired. 2020 happened. She lost her shit and the demon inside was awoken.

Beaten by @Rotogravure with a better theory,

 

[ibeatmywife]

Different. Jessica messica is a youtuber from gorlworld who covers nals meltdowns

I'm not up to date on hag lore. Are Jessica (NAL) and Jessica Messica the same or two different bitches

Here's the thing though, She was ALWAYS a miserable person, but it seems she hid it better before. I know the Cobesbros don't want us clogging up with NAL lore, and there is a thread with all this stuff in the works, but her journal entries from 2003 are just as unhinged and often repeat similar things to that she says now. She makes comments about how much she NEEDS alcohol (at 18/19) and how grateful she is at one point for someone handing her a wine cooler. A. Wine. Cooler. She also talks about how she would love to poison her mom if she could get away with it.

I'm not saying nothing ever happened to her; but I don't think its anywhere near where SHE says it is. She has absolutely realized how to get reactions, and thrives off of them - positive or negative (though she seems to prefer the negative so she can be the martyr).

I don't think we've pinpointed her Florida timeline yet, but it was after 2003/2004 and before 2015 (estimation dates).

I'd love to be able to read her journals I know she deleted it though unless it was archived somehow

 

[Muze]

Jessica Messica read some of it ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqF6wl51-cs&t=3161s&ab_channel=JessicaMessica I think this is it.

 

[bonified retard]

Also I think Jessica makes up her "trauma"

For sure. She also likes to bring up a traumatic experience where her cat got ran over by a friend, friends bf, neighbor, etc. I've heard this story at least 3 different ways. Everything she says is bullshit. This is the same retard that's convinced a mysterious outside force prevented her from playing the winning lottery numbers several years ago. Being a victim is how she copes with her pathetic life.

Unrelated video of NAL nodding off to 2chainz from a couple days ago.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Something else had to have happened to her for her to turn out the way she is. Hippy dippy permissive parents don't cause severe BPD by themselves.

She does talk about incest a lot...

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

No, Jessica is just an awful cunt whose poor behavior has been enabled for far too long.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Jessica Messica is the whore of Gorworld. She's always hitting on the male adjuncts. Yes, the crossover is complete.

So far she is the only one I've seen covering Nal, is there anyone better?

 

[Ponzo]

For sure. She also likes to bring up a traumatic experience where her cat got ran over by a friend, friends bf, neighbor, etc. I've heard this story at least 3 different ways. Everything she says is bullshit. This is the same retard that's convinced a mysterious outside force prevented her from playing the winning lottery numbers several years ago. Being a victim is how she copes with her pathetic life.

Unrelated video of NAL nodding off to 2chainz from a couple days ago.

She claims the neighbors killed her cat but has no proof, she claims the neighbor was "mocking her", which in NAL's eyes, could have been simply the neighbor asking why the cat was outside.

Here are some excerpts from her now deleted LiveJournal, she has always been a mentally ill bitch, the posts range from her early 20s to her early 30s


Below is a link of that Jessica Messica person going through her LiveJournal on stream, NAL deleted it while Jessica Messica was reading it.

https://www.youtube.com/live/YqF6wl51-cs?si=r6h3ymQ1FdB3mLan&t=3784

Nowadays she gets very offended when someone suggests she is a lesbian, yet she had a profile on "Rate My Melons" where she talked about sucking nipples and eating pussy