Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Ponzo said:
NAL is in trouble

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Daaaamnnn, toobz. Now THAT is some of age nonrelated alive cisgendered possibly consenting if I've ever seen it. Send it to Josh! NO! Send it to aNAL! It'll totally break her feeble head, lolol.

Maybe he really does have a harlem of fan girls?

Better not rule our sad, pathetic, pelican fucking, little trol lives BOY!

(No way she'd except a round-trip ticket to bogshagistan but it would be one of the easiest gofundme's of all time if she would. Hell, I'd donate and I'm just a almost as broke as Cobra trol. Anything to fuck over boghagraven)
 
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Speaking of weirdo women trying to use cobras community for clout or to grift anybody else remember when that weird porn clown briefly showed up? Wasn’t she flaunting cobra merch or something? A wand? I dunno I fucking hate clowns so maybe this was just some sort of nightmarish fever dream but I definitely remember some only fans clown whore trying to grift the community based around discussing a retarded man to sell them her clown porn

Edit: fuck I went searching for it and found it and I ruined my own night. I fucking HATE clowns. God damn I watched like 10 seconds and couldn’t take it made my fucking skin crawl and my stomach churn.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Speaking of weirdo women trying to use cobras community for clout or to grift anybody else remember when that weird porn clown briefly showed up? Wasn’t she flaunting cobra merch or something? A wand? I dunno I fucking hate clowns so maybe this was just some sort of nightmarish fever dream but I definitely remember some only fans clown whore trying to grift the community based around discussing a retarded man to sell them her clown porn

Edit: fuck I went searching for it and found it and I ruined my own night. I fucking HATE clowns. God damn I watched like 10 seconds and couldn’t take it made my fucking skin crawl and my stomach churn.
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It's saddening and impressive how I could just tell she has an OF - this generation of women is something else.
Also, he pretty much has made it, cobes stays winning

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Slim Boglim said:
Speaking of weirdo women trying to use cobras community for clout or to grift anybody else remember when that weird porn clown briefly showed up? Wasn’t she flaunting cobra merch or something? A wand? I dunno I fucking hate clowns so maybe this was just some sort of nightmarish fever dream but I definitely remember some only fans clown whore trying to grift the community based around discussing a retarded man to sell them her clown porn

Edit: fuck I went searching for it and found it and I ruined my own night. I fucking HATE clowns. God damn I watched like 10 seconds and couldn’t take it made my fucking skin crawl and my stomach churn.
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There's a video with a male clown doing the same thing but Cobra never reacted to it because Cobra. Apparently they were trying to inject their clown fetish because they thought it would be funny and not really weird and pointless.
 
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中华人民共和国的政治 said:
She's got them Barb dementia eyes, creepy toobs very goffic
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Crazy eyes or not...anything would be better than NAL. Though she has the vibe she would still stab you with a broken bottle or machete. Shes better looking than NAL and the horse faced britbong that got blocked by him. I also find it lame girls just try to grift/clout chase Cobes, Jessica admitted she found him off here. If Jessica wasn't insane it would be considered low hanging fruit, just slightly above him, not too surprised he could catch that, but after her antics he is scrapping the bottom of the barrel, but with rotted teeth and bloat he doesn't have many options. I just don't get why they want even want to risk getting any attention from NAL?

Sorry if shared already, I was away for a bit, but NAL got in a blow out with her mom over not working and told her to get out:

She acts like she is 16/17 lol. Her parents seem like those dumb, free will hippy types, never punished their kids and now look. NAL may make a play to live with him sooner than later, she may need a place and establish her permanence...though her competition is a clown and hee-haw. How convenient he will be getting a new place, but I also think this is probably a daily if not weekly thing between her and her parents. Life is so rough for her, parents want her to get a job and wont let her spend 8 hours in the bathroom smoking weed and stewing in the tub.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
If you want to get really autistic his phones a iphone 6, if you take the length of that and stack it up along the inside of his right leg that's an almost perfect line from his heel to the top of his head given his slouched stance and his head being tilted down your propibly going to get the correct result measuring from his heel to the top of his head.
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Grape Garden said:
Crazy eyes or not...anything would be better than NAL. Though she has the vibe she would still stab you with a broken bottle or machete. Shes better looking than NAL and the horse faced britbong that got blocked by him. I also find it lame girls just try to grift/clout chase Cobes, Jessica admitted she found him off here. If Jessica wasn't insane it would be considered low hanging fruit, just slightly above him, not too surprised he could catch that, but after her antics he is scrapping the bottom of the barrel, but with rotted teeth and bloat he doesn't have many options. I just don't get why they want even want to risk getting any attention from NAL?

Sorry if shared already, I was away for a bit, but NAL got in a blow out with her mom over not working and told her to get out:

She acts like she is 16/17 lol. Her parents seem like those dumb, free will hippy types, never punished their kids and now look. NAL may make a play to live with him sooner than later, she may need a place and establish her permanence...though her competition is a clown and hee-haw. How convenient he will be getting a new place, but I also think this is probably a daily if not weekly thing between her and her parents. Life is so rough for her, parents want her to get a job and wont let her spend 8 hours in the bathroom smoking weed and stewing in the tub.
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If anyone is amazing with audio, the isolated sound bytes of the argument would be appreciated.
 
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Grape Garden said:
Crazy eyes or not...anything would be better than NAL. Though she has the vibe she would still stab you with a broken bottle or machete. Shes better looking than NAL and the horse faced britbong that got blocked by him. I also find it lame girls just try to grift/clout chase Cobes, Jessica admitted she found him off here. If Jessica wasn't insane it would be considered low hanging fruit, just slightly above him, not too surprised he could catch that, but after her antics he is scrapping the bottom of the barrel, but with rotted teeth and bloat he doesn't have many options. I just don't get why they want even want to risk getting any attention from NAL?

Sorry if shared already, I was away for a bit, but NAL got in a blow out with her mom over not working and told her to get out:

She acts like she is 16/17 lol. Her parents seem like those dumb, free will hippy types, never punished their kids and now look. NAL may make a play to live with him sooner than later, she may need a place and establish her permanence...though her competition is a clown and hee-haw. How convenient he will be getting a new place, but I also think this is probably a daily if not weekly thing between her and her parents. Life is so rough for her, parents want her to get a job and wont let her spend 8 hours in the bathroom smoking weed and stewing in the tub.
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Something else had to have happened to her for her to turn out the way she is. Hippy dippy permissive parents don't cause severe BPD by themselves.
 
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ClothedandSobbing said:
According to one of her Walmart parking lot meltdown deleted streams she was molested as a child by a pedophile and her parents didn't do anything about it.
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I had a feeling something like that happened to her. Surprised it took her some 30 or so years to fully spiral into hag mode. Jessica used to look so normal but IIRC she was always a hyper manipulative psycho.
 
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I hate Jessica more than I love Ozzy, but I hate posers even more than I hate sickos.

It is what it is, toobz.
Also I think Jessica makes up her "trauma", like Krystal 15 AMEN. She told Cobes that she's simultaneously been "abused by every guy she's ever been with which is why she acts the way she does" and "also had a six year dry spell". She makes shit up to make people feel bad for her and excuse her brattiness.
 
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Agares said:
I had a feeling something like that happened to her. Surprised it took her some 30 or so years to fully spiral into hag mode. Jessica used to look so normal but IIRC she was always a hyper manipulative psycho.
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To be honest, I don't believe a word of it. A made up sob story about being molested and how her evil parents didn't do anything about it is about par for the course for somebody like her. She's got some kind of mental illness but being a severe alcoholic and drug addict is the real problem.

Severe alcoholics have a lot of problems with paranoia, psychosis and confabulation because of the damage the alcohol abuse causes to their brain and thought processes. Even moreso if they're malnourished on top of it.
 
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