Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
Did all of the glass fondling and bottle licking jokes finally get to his fragile ego?
I would guess he switched to better hide both his hand shakes and what he's actually drinking.

He's really struggling to hold that thing up, so he won't be using that mug forever.
That's just because he's been out of the gym for too long you incel prude. He did just regain 10 pounds so clearly he's bulking to improve his strength down the line. (I know nothing about gym jargon so excuse me if I used that wrong lol) I predict that mugs or other handled glasses will be his go to until the shakes finally become less noticable, such as after his death by liver failure.
 
I think I can decipher at least a part of the wet brain "cop at a Denny's" "Joke" that Rekieta made.
In some states in the US if there is a place that's open 24 hours and allows customers to dine in, they require a police officer to be there sometimes just to keep an eye out for unruly people stumbling in to get food. These places are almost always shitty breakfast places for some reason, and the cop is always one of those fat useless ones. It seems like that was what he was going for at first, but when pressed on it, either he couldn't remember his original joke, or just completely made it worse by trying to change what he meant because it was obvious nobody got it.
 
In some states in the US if there is a place that's open 24 hours and allows customers to dine in, they require a police officer to be there sometimes just to keep an eye out for unruly people stumbling in to get food. These places are almost always shitty breakfast places for some reason, and the cop is always one of those fat useless ones.
That explains the tail-end of rant with the "they order order food to have an excuse to pass time then eat it anyways" half of the joke, but it still doesn't make sense of the whole "schrodinger's order" part of the joke. My theory is he got the wrong food at Denny's once and he's never gotten over it.

how long has Nick been slurping the booze juice out of this mug?
I could be wrong, but the earliest I remember it was during "(mostly) Sober (on stream) January."
 
Nick has also changed his stance on Cuties--going from an 'as a parent this is disgusting and made by paedos that should be lined, but not strictly bankable by the TX AG' to 'LMAO! It is bot illegal. *I* wouldn't watch it, but you need to calm down and stop talking about banning stuff. Incel prude Scandanavian Republicans! Fun Police!'

Nothing exists in a vacuum, and the causes for Nick's degeneracy are multifold, but this evolving perversion and defense of the indefensible are one of the dangers of pornography. I am not saying that Nick is watching Cuties and jerking it to little girls. What I am trying to say starts with Nick admitting he's been addicted to pornography for over 20 years.

It seems like such a change from the time of his mocking Jack Murphy and Keffals' wall comments until now defending pedo content like drawn CSA and movies like Cuties. I think these changes were internal long before he's become comfortable stating them publicly. I believe there's a direct connection between his changing attitudes and his long-term porn habit. When we're exposed to extreme and perverse content on a regular basis, it can start to seem more normal or acceptable, even if we don't engage in those behaviors ourselves. He's basically been grooming himself for 20 years.

Here's an excerpt from a meta-analysis of multiple sources that explains how excessive porn consumption can lead to neuroplastic changes in the brain, causing individuals to seek out more extreme content to achieve the same level of arousal:

In his highly regarded book on neuroplasticity, The Brain That Changes Itself, Norman Doidge summarized the research on addiction and the reward system, and stated that the continued release of dopamine into the reward system when an individual compulsively and chronically watches Internet pornography stimulates neuroplastic changes that reinforce the experience. Doidge went on to explain how these neuroplastic changes build brain maps for sexual excitement. He introduced an additional component of tolerance, in that previously established brain maps for "natural" sexuality cannot compare to the newly developed and continuously reinforced maps generated by continued compulsive watching of Internet pornography, and thus the addicted individual progresses to more explicit and graphic Internet pornography in order to maintain the higher level of excitement.

But it's not just Doidge who's raised concerns about the effects of porn on the brain. A study by Kuhn and Gallinat (2014) found that the more porn someone consumes, the less gray matter they have in their brain's reward system. In other words, too much porn can literally change the structure of your brain.

And it's not just about the quantity of porn consumed, but also the content. Dr. Mary Anne Layden, a psychotherapist who specializes in sexual trauma, described porn as a "gateway drug" that can lead people down a path towards more extreme and deviant sexual behaviors.

This idea of escalation is echoed by Gary Wilson, author of Your Brain on Porn and public speaker. He argues that as porn addicts become desensitized to "vanilla" content, they often seek out more taboo or even illegal material to get the same rush.

Nicki's changes seem to align with these findings, as his own attitudes and boundaries have shifted over time caused by his long-term porn consumption. Nick has observed his own boundaries and attitudes shift. In particular he has become a gay swinging cuck, which is far from his original, more conservative views. These changes within himself are why he defends his pedo friends now. He's trying to reconcile these changes within himself and avoid the judgment he once feared. If he were forced to acknowledge there are limits on what's allowable in fantasy and sexual behaviors, he would have to confront his own hypocrisy.

Again, I'm not stating Nick is a pedophile or engaging in viewing of any illegal content. I am saying that he has rationalized his defense of such things because his brain is beyond fucked up after 20 years of evolving into a gay swinging coomer.
 
My theory is he got the wrong food at Denny's once and he's never gotten over it.
My theory is his brain is fucking fried.

Can someone explain the Scandinavian meme? I missed when (I assume) Nick ranted about whatever that is.
Short version: There are more people of Scandinavian descent in Minnesota than any other state. Nick used to go to church with some them. He hates them.

That's basically it.
 
Can someone explain the Scandinavian meme? I missed when (I assume) Nick ranted about whatever that is.

He did a rant against 'Scandinavian' culture being prudes and not fun. It was in proximity to a rant about how people in his community believe things about him that are not true--even when he tells them they are not. He also ranted about how their church leadership suggested him and his wife that they join a couples group at the church and how everyone in the group was ancient, except them.

The interpretation is that he is angry with his church because they tried to stage a soft-intervention and decided to lambaste all Scandinavians (the dominants ethnicity other than Somalian in MN) in response.
 
A perfect time to have some firearm lawyers on. For some reason I don't think FuddBusters or Ivan is going to show back up for a while.
Is he going to talk about the PA case allowing 18-20 year olds to conceal carry? If so, this may be the freshest news Nick has touched in the last year. The court ruling just dropped today.
Or will he bring up the black guy in NY, where the judge told him the 2nd ammendment exist in her courtroom? This is from 3 days ago, more Nicks speed.
If I was a betting man, I'd bet on some random gun news from a week plus ago.
What's the difference between Nick and Ivan?

One of them is a disgusting rodent having a seizure on stream, and the other is Ivan.
 
"Go snort a few lines of Provigil"; Nick explains how Provigil works
I’m being charitable in assuming Nick replied to the superberry by telling the sycophant that Provigil/Modafinil probably doesn’t work as well if you snort it compared to just taking it orally.

God I hope he hasn’t been snorting Provigil, thats just pants on head retarded but it is something I could see him doing because it’s retarded
 
Has he ever.. like.. met a Scandinavian woman?
Spoiler alert, many of them are not prudes. Famously so.
Nick's knowledge of everything, including law, is incredibly surface level. Whatever impression someone might get when they're first introduced to something, that's him.

Unless it's Balldos, or pornography of questionable legality. He's your man for that.
 
The “checking on Lady Rackets” thing is so baffling. We are led to believe by Nick that he & Kayla are like horny teenagers but with balldo banging, yet the middle of his live show is the first chance he gets in the day to speak to her? Nick works like 12 hours a week!

He says when you’re married for two decades you’ll realize that marriage is like that. Listen, if a long, happy, healthy marriage (❌) includes essentially babysitting a bitch who can’t exist for three hours unattended, that’s a hard pass.

Not that Nick can be believed. He rambles for minutes about being open & honest while saying nothing, leaving people more mystified than ever.
 
"it's the funniest fucking story, and it was true, and I was like God, I wish - I - I wish I had known this place existed so I could have not gone there intentionally rather than just incidentally."
Nick's really reminding me alot of Drex here.

A woman was enslaved for years, to be raped continually and abused by her captor. Nick knows this and his statement is essentially "damn I wish I got in on that rape." This dude's totally fucking cooked, I can't even see the old Nick. I think this is influenced by the kinda mindset Drex pushes too, there seems to really be bubbling issue of misogyny in these guys coming to light from under the surface.

Like imagine being this guys wife, knowing he's talking about wanting to rape a 50 year old sex slave, not a fictional, hypothetical woman. A real woman, and your husband wants to have raped her too. I feel bad for his kids if they ever look into the kind of man their dad was when he wasn't around them.
 
How pissed is his in laws for missing that court appearance. I'd be over there beating his ass if I was his father in law.
Why would his in-laws GAF?

The only people that should be angry is Arron and April (mostly April) because this bullshit cost them more money than if they just paid the thing.

Doubtful they'll disconnect from Nick over it though. It's likely not a shit ton of money, and given that Aaron's story about the citation paperwork being wrong is almost certainly a lie (thanks @Space Pope) they were probably gonna lose anyways.
 
He says when you’re married for two decades you’ll realize that marriage is like that.
Gaslighting asshole. When I hear somebody trying to pull that, it pisses me off because for the entire rest of the conversation (or show in Nick's case), I now have in the back of my head the knowledge that this person disrespects me to the point of trying really old emotional manipulation tactics.

I doubt Nick reads the thread anymore, but just in case - Hey, when you've been drinking for two decades, you'll realize 99% iso is the best way to get shitfaced, and that it's just what true drinkers are capable of.
 
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