DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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It's Fall-over.

Will Phil acknowledge that he has a 93% viewer drop off rate in his playthrough already? Probably not.
The reason he got many views on part 1 because he clickbaited it, even lied about it. It looks like he was playing the patched version, but it was the day before. People wanted to see new version and when they saw its still the old, disliked and did not stick around for part2.
 
He's admitted virtually everyone clicked off almost straight away. So close to self awareness yet again
To add to this, he says that he only made 3 cents of adrev from it, meaning that barely anyone even got to a single midroll ad, which is insane considering that Phail packs as many midroll ads as possible into his videos. I remember 2 years ago I turned off adblock just to see how many ads would play on his videos and I'd get 10 for an hour long video.

His conclusion? YOUTUBE ARE IDIOTS! THEY ARE STEALING MUNNY FROM ME!
 
Mother fucker thinks detractors give a shit if he is "successful" he could make 20k a month and still not pay his debts off or improve his life in a measurable way and if he's so successful how come he's always freaking out about "engagement" on streams.
He just runs his mouth without even thinking about his prior lies and has no self awareness.
 
His physical appearance makes me feel grossed out. The cave man frow, the squinty ''I don't need glasses'' stare, the flat head, the schnoze, the overall disgusting anatomy of his mouth, the soulless black eyes, the pasty translucid teeth, the shit stain on his face he calls a goatee. The orc extras in lord of the rings have more tolerable features.

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His physical appearance makes me feel grossed out. The cave man frow, the squinty ''I don't need glasses'' stare, the flat head, the schnoze, the overall disgusting anatomy of his mouth, the soulless black eyes, the pasty translucid teeth, the shit stain on his face he calls a goatee. The orc extras in lord of the rings have more tolerable features.

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There's not much I'd pay for but I'd pay someone to do a perfect 3d scan of Dave's head down to the skull so we can see just how fucked up his head shape is, see there's a reason why he's always angled like this because a perfect 90 degree profile would show how flat the back of his neanderthal skull truly is. Also is it me or does his upper lip have like a inch of separation from his teeth? Shits unnerving.
 
His physical appearance makes me feel grossed out. The cave man frow, the squinty ''I don't need glasses'' stare, the flat head, the schnoze, the overall disgusting anatomy of his mouth, the soulless black eyes, the pasty translucid teeth, the shit stain on his face he calls a goatee. The orc extras in lord of the rings have more tolerable features.

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Does he have a stain under his ear?
 
Its like the guy who gets likes from unbelievably hot girls on Tinder and keeps imagining himself in the arms of his dream supermodel within a few days over and over even though he knows deep down they are bots.

Well minus the hot girl part because HES MARRIED ST00PIDl.
Also, with Phil they're not girls.
 
Good way to kill any momentum by spending 2 hours talking about going viral instead of playing the game that people want to see. Granted it was just 20,000 people who were just reminded Phil still exists and won't watch after that. He'll always be the guy who jerked off on camera and nothing else.

So it was basically 25,000 people doing this:

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FACES OF FAIL:

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Phil with all of his Fallout characters. Such creativity!

Phil had to point out that “They don’t ALL look alike!”
It completely baffles me that he is such a weirdo narc that he will make these characters all resemble him and give them names like Shittypants McSharty or some other juvenile garbage.
Gezz. Watching the WPIG restream of this Fallout run. It's fucking MISERABLE. Phil is going full clown mode and wasting as much time on purpose as possible.
"Why is there a newspaper in the bathroom on the towel rack?"
"Is there no towels in the bathroom?"
"The board game says 'You'll never to get board'. WOAH!"
"Check out this jetsons car"
"I wanna drink the clean water and bring a minnow into the vault!"

I don't know who this is supposed to appeal to.
Nobody except himself, and maybe to try and kill any sort of detractor content by even making it boring as hell.
I liked Phil’s comment about how the REALLY INTERESTING documentary would be one about his trolls.

I think he’d get a shock seeing how normal and productive most of them are, and dismiss it as some kind of fake news.
Considering he genuinely thinks we are all unemployed basement dwellers and we all detract to make our livings off him when even the most popular detractors probably aren't making enough to live off this shit, he would be. He's such a fucking weirdo he has got it into his head we only do this because it is profitable. The idea of us being functioning adults is beyond him.
I truly believe that if you cant take time to clean something up or clear out of clutter youre not a MUHture AHdult.
Take the closet cleaning he did. He filled that with junk again despite the goal of those snooze fests (Remember it took him like 3 whole streams to clean what should have been an hour of work) being getting it cleared to help the business.
Was it in Seattle or the Conneticut condo that a neighbor yelled at him through the wall?

I feel like it was the old CT Condo but it HAS happened before.
CT Condo, as other's states, however there have been a few more recorded instances besides that Spider-Man one. There is some old vlog where he drunkenly rants about his upload speed to the camera or some Final Fantasy DLC shit and you hear in the background a neighbor knowcking on his door telling him to shut up. He must have been absolutely awful as a neighbor given his habit of drunkenly shouting at 3 AM in the morning and playing games with his speakers on high volumes.
His physical appearance makes me feel grossed out. The cave man frow, the squinty ''I don't need glasses'' stare, the flat head, the schnoze, the overall disgusting anatomy of his mouth, the soulless black eyes, the pasty translucid teeth, the shit stain on his face he calls a goatee. The orc extras in lord of the rings have more tolerable features.

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DSP must be on the higher end of that Neanderthal DNA thing. Must explain his retardation.
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