Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Shig O'nella]

I think it's the early access game Manor Lords

Thanks. I wanted to know too. Looks like my sort of thing.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Watching Nulls stream and he played the clip of Nick talking to Uncivil law, when he talks about dennys, and if that is his sense of humour, he needs to kill his dreams of being a comedian. He tried so hard to make a simple joke and still failed hard.

Agreed. Once again, Nick proves that his strength was commentary and not being the content itself. In terms of comedy, Nick was better off reacting to bizarre content by pointing out the obvious humor because he just isn't creative enough to make good jokes on his own.

Sometimes failing hard is part of the process of being a comedian. Not every joke lands, sometimes your crash and burn, but when that happens the goal of more successful comedians is to not just try again, but to also improve their methods/material and learn how to better read the room (which is especially important when doing improvisational comedy). Of course Nick isn't interested in any of that and it shows.

 

[Maude Snew]

Was there a firm announcement with timeslots? Nick has said this before. 2-3 day streams and maybe shifting the night show a few hours earlier. Was this more specific?

He said he will have exclusive LOCALS shows (14 a month) in May, and I am looking for a metric like that.

Just trust him it's totally coming, just like the 24 hour stream, the 5k gift, the knife auction for Vic, the religion streams, the how to be as successful as Nick streams, the chad dad streams, the big brain panel, live chat Wednesday, cooking streams, all of it. The good thing about this list is that it's exhaustive, there's definitely not tons more shit he promised and never did, that is all of it and it's coming soon to a fully contracted Rumble channel and live for the fans panel at Anime Matsuri near you!

 

[AnOminous]

Sometimes failing hard is part of the process of being a comedian. Not every joke lands, sometimes your crash and burn, but when that happens the goal of more successful comedians is to not just try again, but to also improve their methods/material and learn how to better read the room (which is especially important when doing improvisational comedy). Of course Nick isn't interested in any of that and it shows.

He's a retard. His response to bombing is getting pissy and not realizing that if the audience doesn't get a joke it's because it SUCKED. But Nick is, "no, it is the audience who is wrong."

 

[Captain Manning]

Sometimes failing hard is part of the process of being a comedian. Not every joke lands, sometimes your crash and burn, but when that happens the goal of more successful comedians is to not just try again, but to also improve their methods/material and learn how to better read the room (which is especially important when doing improvisational comedy). Of course Nick isn't interested in any of that and it shows.

I think he thinks if he brute forces things, he'll get somewhere eventually. He probably learned that from Dax, who thinks the pinnacle of humor is fat women.

For example, he's bound and determined to ram Steven Hawking down everybody's throat for some reason.

It reminds me of the old 4Chan thing: Milhouse is not a meme, however "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.

Or how Amy Schumer's vagina jokes aren't funny, but the fact she won't shut the fuck up about her vagina is.

Similarly, Nick's Steven Hawking jokes aren't funny, but the fact he thinks they're funny is kinda funny.

Nick thinking he's telling jokes is the joke.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Does anyone happen to know the origin of that metal RTX mug? I was assuming it was an Nvidia promotional/pack-in thing but I'm having no luck turning it up. I'm going to laugh if he paid insane scalper prices for some top-of-the-line early adopter bundle with all the extras.

 

[zimzam88]

Does anyone happen to know the origin of that metal RTX mug? I was assuming it was an Nvidia promotional/pack-in thing but I'm having no luck turning it up. I'm going to laugh if he paid insane scalper prices for some top-of-the-line early adopter bundle with all the extras.

IIRC he claimed on stream that he got it from a food truck or restaurant in Texas, but since he lies about everything its probably an Nvidia mug to celebrate RTX GPU's.

 

[Potatoherder]

Rumble did better than YT ( $69 ). These numbers are pathetic for normal show let alone a Friday fun show.

Mersh is suing the big company that hosts a ton of rumble people including Nick? Seems like joke as he raided the stream. Got to feel great when a Mersh fan is your biggest paypig of the night.

SocialObserver	Nightwave is suing those commie bastards at Wellness Company will you represent?	$20	2024-04-27 00:36:22 -0500 CDT
NightwaveRadio	"Macho Man finna become Hulk Hogan. You're all going down, Rekeita. You, The Wellness Company, Rumble, Birch Gold. You're all going to prison."	$10	2024-04-27 00:39:42 -0500 CDT
SocialObserver	The Wellness Company is run by George Soros prove me wrong	$10	2024-04-27 00:41:50 -0500 CDT
NightwaveRadio	I just followed you from my real account.	$2	2024-04-27 00:43:17 -0500 CD

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Does anyone happen to know the origin of that metal RTX mug? I was assuming it was an Nvidia promotional/pack-in thing but I'm having no luck turning it up. I'm going to laugh if he paid insane scalper prices for some top-of-the-line early adopter bundle with all the extras.

IIRC he claimed on stream that he got it from a food truck or restaurant in Texas, but since he lies about everything its probably an Nvidia mug to celebrate RTX GPU's.

The mug is probably a Rooster Teeth Expo knockoff tankard. See the open back on the 'R'. The con used to take place in austin.

 

[Mind Goblins]

I do know the 3090Ti really isn't loud. You'd have to be mining crypto with it, intentionally set the fan curve to run the fans at 100% or something close to it, or be running the most resource intensive demanding task. You know Nick doesn't do any of those things, so he just flat out made up a reason why he doesn't use it. He just bought the most expensive scalped GPU for no reason.

Just to reiterate for the people who missed it earlier, it's the minifridge that is loud and therefore unplugged. It is safe to assume the graphics card is plugged in.

No, but seriously, I would hope most people are sympathetic with Kurt on this one. That looked like a very painful and undeserved experience for him. Hopefully he's smart enough to not go on again.

Kurt strikes me as the kind of guy who loves his friends, warts and all. Not in the sense that he loves the warts, but that he acknowledges that the warts exist and loves his friends despite them (while hoping they eventually find a cream that will treat those stinking warts). He won't noseguard, or say that anyone else should stick around and learn to enjoy the warts, but it will take a lot to push him away. If Kurt ever cuts ties with Nick it'll be a major crossing of the Rubicon moment, likely after some major scandal that either personally affected Kurt or can't be shrugged off in a "they're just words" kind of way.

 

[Neetorino]

It is safe to assume the graphics card is plugged in.

I wouldn't be too sure about this. I remember that for months after buying it he was coping about never having the time to put it in the PC. Do we even know for certain the retard ever even took the gpu out of the box? Maybe he'll get back to his low vigor run of Elden Ring to prove the card is operational.

 

[IrishGuy088]

I wouldn't be too sure about this. I remember that for months after buying it he was coping about never having the time to put it in the PC. Do we even know for certain the retard ever even took the gpu out of the box? Maybe he'll get back to his low vigor run of Elden Ring to prove the card is operational.

I'll take that video card if Nick isn't using it... they're making huge improvements to Galactic Civilizations IV and I need some new hardware to run it well.

 

[Some Badger]

this is my favourite Rick and Morty skit

“Rekieta Law for 100 years!!!!”

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Minor sperging: Why not just use the full-size one in your kitchen? Are your houses so large that it is so far? This has me puzzled, genuinely.

His house? Probably. It's a bigass house (that he didn't pay for).
I thought about getting one for my computer room in my small house because I'm just that damn lazy. But I haven't because I already have a fridge and a chest freezer for just me and a cat, a minifridge would just be stupid.

 

[Mind Goblins]

I wouldn't be too sure about this. I remember that for months after buying it he was coping about never having the time to put it in the PC.

...I know I shouldn't be surprised, but it's a fucking graphics card. Unless your motherboard is clogged with a bunch of unnecessary PCI shit it's as simple as powering down the machine, popping the old one out, and plugging the new one in. It's an expensive Lego brick, and unless you get a lemon even a technical novice should be able to install the card and its drivers in under 20 minutes.

 

[Sharpeteer]

even a technical novice should be able to install the card and its drivers in under 20 minutes.

Keep in mind, Nick believes hashes to keep CP off your site means you hoard CP on your servers. I don't think he knows how to do anything with a computer besides turn it on, and load up a browser.

He's probably that asshole that fucks up installing a video card, breaks it, and tries to call the scalper or Facebook Marketplace seller to arrange a return for a refund.

 

[dustnight]

“Rekieta Law for 100 years!!!!”

♫♪ Oh he drinks a fair bit ♫♪
♪♫ but you realize that ♫♩
♫♩ he just stood you up at the courthouse ♫♪

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I wouldn't be too sure about this. I remember that for months after buying it he was coping about never having the time to put it in the PC. Do we even know for certain the retard ever even took the gpu out of the box? Maybe he'll get back to his low vigor run of Elden Ring to prove the card is operational.

I'll take that video card if Nick isn't using it... they're making huge improvements to Galactic Civilizations IV and I need some new hardware to run it well.

...I know I shouldn't be surprised, but it's a fucking graphics card. Unless your motherboard is clogged with a bunch of unnecessary PCI shit it's as simple as powering down the machine, popping the old one out, and plugging the new one in. It's an expensive Lego brick, and unless you get a lemon even a technical novice should be able to install the card and its drivers in under 20 minutes.

Keep in mind, Nick believes hashes to keep CP off your site means you hoard CP on your servers. I don't think he knows how to do anything with a computer besides turn it on, and load up a browser.

He's probably that asshole that fucks up installing a video card, breaks it, and tries to call the scalper or Facebook Marketplace seller to arrange a return for a refund.

He actually did a stream where he installed it. Where we all laughed at the drawstring GPU support that EVGA included with it.
Several of us tried to get him to give his old videocard to one of us but he said he'd probably give it to his kids or something. Even that one was still a over $1,000 card.

 

[IrishGuy088]

$1,000 card

I have opinions about people that spend this kind of money on video cards. None of them are good.

There's a sucker born every minute; don't let it be you.

 

[Captain Manning]

Keep in mind, Nick believes hashes to keep CP off your site means you hoard CP on your servers. I don't think he knows how to do anything with a computer besides turn it on, and load up a browser.

Oh, that reminds me...

Recently, Dick Masterson (and Ethan Ralph) have been leaning heavily on a claim that Null has "stolen" the KF Legal Fund.

I mention this because Nick also repeated the "Null is storing CP," and the "Chris Chan is innocent" crap from Dick. He didn't come up with either on his own. It wouldn't exactly shock me if he ends up repeating this too.

The fund is in an IOLTA, so Nick should know better, but he's also a drunken retard, a liar, a simp for Dick, and really REALLY MATI at Null and the Farms.

 

[Maude Snew]

If Kurt ever cuts ties with Nick it'll be a major crossing of the Rubicon moment, likely after some major scandal that either personally affected Kurt or can't be shrugged off in a "they're just words" kind of way.

Once Nick finds out Kurt has a prized Transformer toy and tries to steal it to replace the one his teacher took it's over.