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Slav Power said:
Another good self-realization clip is when Limmy tried to say "purple burglar alarm". The realization in his eyes is priceless.
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Yeah, I'm from a weird little region that got it's white trash mountain accent from Scotland instead of Ireland and I had to put on my professional voice to say it. You run out of tongue when switching vowels and "r"'s like that.
 
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Saw this on Bored Panda and figured it belonged here.
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Puff said:
Yeah, I'm from a weird little region that got it's white trash mountain accent from Scotland instead of Ireland and I had to put on my professional voice to say it. You run out of tongue when switching vowels and "r"'s like that.
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I mean, I have difficulty with pronouncing "burglar" myself if I'm aiming for a more proper accent. This silly Russian clip sums it up rather nicely:
Slavic languages are very sharp in pronunciation and to speak in a proper English accent you need to twist your tongue like it got burnt. This sentence twists my tongue pretty hard, even when I try to pronounce the whole thing with my raw Polish accent. Trying to go for the Anglo-Saxon tongue swirling just makes it worse.
 
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I'm a Silly said:
modern slavery
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This is just the jew debt/tax/rent/etc meme. We "freed" the slaves and then gave them "jobs" doing the same shit they were already doing, while "paying" them fucking nothing. And it continues to this day, Shartmart employs like 100 million Americans and pays them nothing while bidenomics inflates everything and meme events like corona transfers more wealth upward. All while the elites like Alice Walton get away with literally murdering people with motor vehicles. They trick you into thinking you're not a slave because you can vote.
Alice (Walton) in Wonderland
 
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Slav Power said:
I mean, I have difficulty with pronouncing "burglar" myself if I'm aiming for a more proper accent. This silly Russian clip sums it up rather nicely:
Slavic languages are very sharp in pronunciation and to speak in a proper English accent you need to twist your tongue like it got burnt. This sentence twists my tongue pretty hard, even when I try to pronounce the whole thing with my raw Polish accent. Trying to go for the Anglo-Saxon tongue swirling just makes it worse.
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The Slavic accent always feels opposite of English. If I had to describe English accents, it's lazy and slow. Anything from your region sounds like I'm getting stabbed in the ear and ordered to do something even if that's not the case.
 
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Alaric the Visigoth said:
Because us Americans are mentally ill and worship negros.
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I cannot wait for Joahmshua Conner Potter to come back to the Estados Unidos and have his dating options be either the white girl with the fake lips and fake ass or the black girl with the black lips and black ass (pick the authentic nigger, Herr Feeder).
 
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Alaric the Visigoth said:
Bro real life isn't the explore page on Instagram, real normal women exist.
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It always amazed me when I traveled for work, in the before times.

I'd get on the plane in my area of the Pacific Northwest and people would be of almost normal weight and looks.

And I'd get off the plane in Atlanta.

There was less culture shock when I flew to Japan.
 
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Sneed S. McSneedensen said:
I cannot wait for Joahmshua Conner Potter to come back to the Estados Unidos and have his dating options be either the white girl with the fake lips and fake ass or the black girl with the black lips and black ass (pick the authentic nigger, Herr Feeder).
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I don't think every white woman is rich enough for injections or wants the fake ones that kill you or wants them period. Also how many black people do you bump into daily?
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
I don't think every white woman is rich enough for injections or wants the fake ones that kill you or wants them period. Also how many black people do you bump into daily?
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It’s deceptive because women aren’t allowed on the Internet unless they’re whores, black, have injections, or are men. Or some combo.
 
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Slav Power said:
Another good self-realization clip is when Limmy tried to say "purple burglar alarm". The realization in his eyes is priceless.
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While it's probably as easy to say for you as lifting a kilogramme of feathers, for people like him it's as difficult as lifting a kilogramme of steel.
 
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