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Simple answer to her question is that you're the asshole, girl. End of story.

This perfectly sums up dumb redditors in general: Asking questions when the obvious answers are just right in front of them (in her case, either her attitude is shit and so his outlet is getting a sex doll instead or your bf is a creepy weirdo that you can just break up with him in the first place) but NOOOOOOOOOOO......they'd rather get answers that they only like to hear and get pity points instead from strangers. Circle-jerks living in their own safe spaces is never a good thing.

 

[DumbDude43]

in her case, either her attitude is shit and so his outlet is getting a sex doll instead or your bf is a creepy weirdo that you can just break up with him in the first place

any guy who buys sex dolls is a creepy weirdo by definition
sticking your dick in a piece of plastic is wild

//same for any guy who subscribes to onlyfans
parasocial coomer = somethings fucked in your head

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

any guy who buys sex dolls is a creepy weirdo by definition
sticking your dick in a piece of plastic is wild

//same for any guy who subscribes to onlyfans
parasocial coomer = somethings fucked in your head

Obviously the guy is a gross coomer who needs to be euthanized but the fact that her immediate reaction isn’t to leave him and file for him to receive a vial of Belle’s bath water spiked with Pentobarbital makes her almost as bad.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

any guy who buys sex dolls is a creepy weirdo by definition
sticking your dick in a piece of plastic is wild

//same for any guy who subscribes to onlyfans
parasocial coomer = somethings fucked in your head

No kidding, I have at the very least a modicum amount of respect for someone who just pays for sex than using the same amount of money for onlyfans and the only recognition you can get from that pathetic encounter may either be a shoutout from a video or just a personal cam-show with the reality that you'd never feel the soft touch of a woman ever again for subscribing to onlyfans in the first place.

 

[AnOminous]

Obviously the guy is a gross coomer who needs to be euthanized but the fact that her immediate reaction isn’t to leave him and file for him to receive a vial of Belle’s bath water spiked with Pentobarbital makes her almost as bad.

Why the fuck would you need to ask anyone, much less plebbit, about something like this?

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

Why the fuck would you need to ask anyone, much less plebbit, about something like this?

It's probably a fake story to rile people up. The first hint is that it's on leddit.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

It's probably a fake story to rile people up. The first hint is that it's on leddit.

I think the simp bait was "my engagement ring money", making it sound like she thought of the money as hers rather than his.

 

[Noble Redditor]

I think the simp bait was "my engagement ring money", making it sound like she thought of the money as hers rather than his.

Here is my completely unsolicited but correct and good advice:
1. Don't announce your plans to propose. It's supposed to be a surprise you fucking moron.
2. Save a ton of money and buy an engagement ring with a moissanite stone instead of diamond. You can get a sizeable rock on a beautiful ring for a fraction of what a diamond would cost and it's better visually, ethically and environmentally.
3. Buy a gently used, pre owned sex hole from eBay. Your dick won't care.

 

[Encoragement]

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1ce2ox5/caged_aisles_at_my_local_kroger_seriously/

They are so close to saying the quiet part out loud.

 

[Coolio55]

any guy who buys sex dolls is a creepy weirdo by definition
sticking your dick in a piece of plastic is wild

//same for any guy who subscribes to onlyfans
parasocial coomer = somethings fucked in your head

No kidding, I have at the very least a modicum amount of respect for someone who just pays for sex than using the same amount of money for onlyfans and the only recognition you can get from that pathetic encounter may either be a shoutout from a video or just a personal cam-show with the reality that you'd never feel the soft touch of a woman ever again for subscribing to onlyfans in the first place.

What if it's Nikocado's OF?

 

[DumbDude43]

What if it's Nikocado's OF?

then you're not only a parasocial coomer, but also a gay chubby chaser. and, worst of all: a mukbang enthusiast!
it's hard to overstate how over it is for you at that point.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Imagine tolerating your partner's shitty ass crack for A DECADE rather than having an awkward conversation. How do you even continue having sex with this person if you're not a DL coprophile? Archive

 

[std::string]

I think the simp bait was "my engagement ring money", making it sound like she thought of the money as hers rather than his.

You read a fake story about a man using the money he was saving for an engagement ring to buy a sex doll and this was your take?

Were you socialized entirely by 4chan?

 

[Toolbox]

There's plenty of the usual reddit cringe arguing over how capitalism is to blame rather than niggers stealing shit, but what I actually laughed at was this synchronous moment:

Before I transitioned, I wore mens 11 1/2

You still wear mens 11 1/2. Taking the hormone cocktail and even getting the cock chop won't change that, and I don't think even the worst of the 'surgeons' that 'transition' would dare work on someone's feet. Correct me if I'm wrong.

And it's not like the only physical difference is the size, for many shoes men are incompatible with women and vice versa. The feet do not form to exactly the same shape between sexes.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1ce2ox5/caged_aisles_at_my_local_kroger_seriously/

They are so close to saying the quiet part out loud.

lmao, I thought op may be joking with this here hate crime comment but op history has posts about ssris and a homophobic christian mom, thinking vry srs

 

[biggnigghog]

When will he realize that it's likely his extreme desparation that's turning women off?

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/love/comme...ve_despite_being_more_than_willing/?rdt=59777

 

[Kerry]

When will he realize that it's likely his extreme desparation that's turning women off?
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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/love/comme...ve_despite_being_more_than_willing/?rdt=59777

Yeah, i can't imagine many women being attracted to such a spineless worm.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

When will he realize that it's likely his extreme desparation that's turning women off?

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/love/comme...ve_despite_being_more_than_willing/?rdt=59777

These reddit stories (i.e. made-up crap) are getting more pathetic aren't they? These people should need professional help if this was even true.

 

[AnOminous]

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1ce2ox5/caged_aisles_at_my_local_kroger_seriously/

They are so close to saying the quiet part out loud.

They should just go out of business I suppose.

 

[thefreshmaker]

When will he realize that it's likely his extreme desparation that's turning women off?
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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/love/comme...ve_despite_being_more_than_willing/?rdt=59777

People with no bitches and no money wear it on their face, which result in negative bitches and negative money. Unfortunately for Reddit, this does not result in an integer overflow where they get all the bitches and all the money.