DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kier Starmer]

I am interested to see where this OIC sole custody arc will lead. I am not fully backed on 1MM being gone yet but he was alluding to it. This pathetic faggot lives near Phil too so his cost of living must be higher or near about Phil's. Phil is a max consumer and is getting hardly anything from his Youtube paycheque now.

Phil in Texas summer would be my sadist viewing not going to lie. You just have to plan ahead and stick to certain times and you're good. I honestly worry more about my dog frankly but the first summer is memorable but I love it, the Twilight hours are incredible too especially if you go out into the towns. I think he would not like Texas either because the people are so direct, if he made a fast food complaint they'd tell him to fuck off. Go on Phil argue with a truck stop lady, she'd beat you.

 

[Oroboros]

I am interested to see where this OIC sole custody arc will lead. I am not fully backed on 1MM being gone yet but he was alluding to it. This pathetic faggot lives near Phil too so his cost of living must be higher or near about Phil's. Phil is a max consumer and is getting hardly anything from his Youtube paycheque now.

Phil in Texas summer would be my sadist viewing not going to lie. You just have to plan ahead and stick to certain times and you're good. I honestly worry more about my dog frankly but the first summer is memorable but I love it, the Twilight hours are incredible too especially if you go out into the towns. I think he would not like Texas either because the people are so direct, if he made a fast food complaint they'd tell him to fuck off. Go on Phil argue with a truck stop lady, she'd beat you.

Phil’s consoomer lifestyle does not involve him going outside his little bubble. He thinks his visits to Burger King are worthy topics for a hour long podcast where he goes on about nothing. If DSP did switch over to ice Poseidon style irl streams where he got into arguments with people in the streets I would watch it though.

 

[Corpun]

Neanderthal ancestry is a good thing, they were as smart or smarter than us, way stronger and more resilient to environmental stress.
Case in point modern african humans have no neanderthal ancestry while people in Northen Europe tend to have the most admixture.

Actually while Neanderthal did have larger brains than us, they weren't using as much of their brain capacity. That's why they got eternally BTFO by based Homo Sapiens who came in and started competing for the same resources.

He also said that Hard difficulty or Survival mode "Add nothing to the game." So like, who the fuck is gonna watch The Guy playing Fallout 4 for 300 hours on Normal? He's using his Resident Evil style of gameplay where he analyzes every last god damn texture on the map in minute detail, while simultaneously having no fucking insight to offer other than "This looks great." "Ew, this looks bad! Ack ack!" "Oh my god, disgusting gore all over the floor and walls!"

It's only because he doesn't like managing more things than he needs to, and Bethesda games are all glorified walking sims when it comes down to it, especially when companions are immortal and can do all the fighting for you.

There wasn't a single time in NV when he didn't have Boone aimbotting everything for him, and he had survival mode on for that. A few times Boone actually died because DSP would just run away and let Boone take all the damage until he died. His anger for survival mode is literally that he doesn't want to fight people.

Aside from the caveman look, Phil is cursed with major FAS/polack face.

Considering Linda was smoking when she was pregnant with Phil, I don't doubt she did drinking. There was nothing he could do doob!

I need to go back to Dent Sea Scrolls at some point

Phil's incel manifesto is my favorite lore I discovered on those streams. Nothing can top it for me. It really just fits how much of a toxic, socially inept, narc he has always been.

 

[Comma]

Fourth day in a row of OneMinuteMan not tipping.

I wonder when DSP will start talking smack about him out of pure spite.

Well, it didn't take long for the first signs to appear of shitting on OneMinuteMan.

An anonymous $25 tipper took the piss out of OneMinuteMan by calling themselves "One Minute Man" (as in: one small man) and describing themselves as "a small person, a tiny boy". And of course DSP - who is known to never hold any grudges - found this particularly hilarious:

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Phil’s consoomer lifestyle does not involve him going outside his little bubble. He thinks his visits to Burger King are worthy topics for a hour long podcast where he goes on about nothing. If DSP did switch over to ice Poseidon style irl streams where he got into arguments with people in the streets I would watch it though.

Time to get DSP on the ip2 streamer list! Imagine him hanging out with Goocheese or Blade. (I don't think those 2 stream anymore though)

 

[Corpun]

Ninja'd I know but this placement is garbage. Even if he wasn't being viewbotted, it's absurd he doesn't see why he doesn't get new people. Imagine tuning into that stream and seeing he just dicked around and watsed everyone's time for an entire stream. You don't even have to experience Phil's toxicity to get turned off from him.

Perhaps originally, but now I imagine he just sits there and taps away. It's like when you see footage of addicts in casinos, they sit there like zombies pumping coins in, even when they win they just keep going.

I like to imagine he gets super animated like Bossmanjack whenever he pulls a good Hogan and pesters his wife while she plays Skyrim for the millionth time.

Retard Man makes the controversy about sex (and thereby making himself "right"), instead of the real controversy about the devs having to censor the game after they claimed it was never going to be censored. And it was over a coincidence that journalists were whining over because they had nothing better to do.

And we get SmugSydePhil again for good measure:

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10 seconds in and I get reminded how much I want to punch this asshole sometimes.

Reminder: Phil went and banged his head endless against the Tree Sentinel and an early game crucible knight cause he wanted to play the game HIS way and it was part of the game, and didn't want to come back later.

All so he could gloat about how he is a real gamer because all the other streamers dodged the fight.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

His uninformed takes on Stellar Blade have been some of the dumbest shit if I have heard him spout in recent months. Not that there are many left, but I would assume that it does not go well with some of his paypigs either.

All of this just to cope over the fact that Kat is now a manatee. Was it worth it?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Well, it didn't take long for the first signs to appear of shitting on OneMinuteMan.

An anonymous $25 tipper took the piss out of OneMinuteMan by calling themselves "One Minute Man" (as in: one small man) and describing themselves as "a small person, a tiny boy". And of course DSP - who is known to never hold any grudges - found this particularly hilarious:

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Odd that when 1MM tipped daily $25, it was never 'very generous'.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Odd that when 1MM tipped daily $25, it was never 'very generous'.

do you think he feels stupid over the thousands of dollars he's blown now?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

do you think he feels stupid over the thousands of dollars he's blown now?

He has a DailyKos account. Self reflection may not be a strong suit. I think he will get lonely and be back within a month

 

[lupinthethird]

involuntary muscle spasms part deux
is he okay?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

He has a DailyKos account. Self reflection may not be a strong suit. I think he will get lonely and be back within a month

IF (and it’s a Kat sized IF) OMM was one retard, then they’ll be back unless Phil goes nuclear toxicity towards him for not tipping like a good little dent. Phil spews toxicity like Kat inhales potato chips so both are extremely likely.

All of Phil’s fans deserve him, and vice versa. Extremely pathetic, lonely, sad little men/trannies/coomers that need each other to avoid roping.

It was telling that Phil isn’t quite worried yet about his finances (whales) disappearing with his ‘revolving door’ comment a few days ago.

This isn’t Twitch. There’s no endless line of retards who may not have heard how big of a piece of shit Phil is. When these whales disappear, it’s over.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Okay guys so humor me here:

Lets say dsp decides to go to Japan because his fat whale of a wife urge him that she wanted to go. How would dsp do in Japan?

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

involuntary muscle spasms part deux
is he okay?

Phil's body (especially his weird face-sacs) is at least 50% liquid from constant alcohol consumption, so any time he moves it's like jiggling a waterbed.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Okay guys so humor me here:

Lets say dsp decides to go to Japan because his fat whale of a wife urge him that she wanted to go. How would dsp do in Japan?

No chance of humor. He’s never ever going on vacation again. Impossible.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Okay guys so humor me here:

Lets say dsp decides to go to Japan because his fat whale of a wife urge him that she wanted to go. How would dsp do in Japan?

Fine? Japanese people will think they're a weird couple but they think that way about everyone.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Okay guys so humor me here:

Lets say dsp decides to go to Japan because his fat whale of a wife urge him that she wanted to go. How would dsp do in Japan?

He'd stay cooped up in the hotel room ordering shit from Doordash and complaining about Japanese TV not having English subtitles.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

involuntary muscle spasms part deux
is he okay?

lol combined with his eyes blinking out of sync yesterday this nigger has some serious issues

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Okay guys so humor me here:

Lets say dsp decides to go to Japan because his fat whale of a wife urge him that she wanted to go. How would dsp do in Japan?

Isn't that like 20 hours on an airplane? Never in a bazillion years will that happen.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Okay guys so humor me here:

Lets say dsp decides to go to Japan because his fat whale of a wife urge him that she wanted to go. How would dsp do in Japan?

Never happening cause the pigroach is afraid of his own shadow let alone the chance the person interviewing him for his passport is a malt liquor american.

Question: Phil and Kat don't have their passports correct?