🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AltisticRight]

"Women try to take everything from you, even your offspring"

What else can be taken from Ethan Ralph?
- The shack his daddy gave him? Foreclosed due to unpaid property taxes.
- The hog's bog? Someone can check, likely the same as above.
- The worthless red subprime guntmobile? Who wants that?

What does he mean by "my offspring"? Did gunt give birth to his children? The one that can take care of the kid has more rights to access them. Is Harry and Matthew Vickers stopping him from seeing his two "offspring"? Actually, scrap all that. This fucking pigroach is referring to his children as "his offspring", as if he's the sperm donor and nothing else. Does anyone do that? Wouldn't it be "my children?" What a sorry sack of shit, and he wonders why a moid like him doesn't see his kids often, totally by his own volition and his own making, deservingly so.

Is he suggesting that he can look after his two kids alone? The massive scrote that thinks a task as tame as changing nappies is for the lowly woman, said with pride? Lol. Go Xeet "no condom" at random women some more, pig.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He truly is the modern man. A fat pussy who owns nothing and can't do anything.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Ralph is hollerin over horse abuse, think he's just angry his bolted a year ago


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[BulletSpongeRTR]

Someone get this pig a fleshlight.
XXXXXS size designed for chinks.
Disgusting.

Just stuff some silly putty into a thimble.

 

[Near]

He truly is the modern man. A fat pussy who owns nothing and can't do anything.

Maybe Klaus Schwab was right.
Ethan Ralph should own nothing, stay mad and be happy

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph is hollerin over horse abuse, think he's just angry his bolted a year ago

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She put down three horses that were 25 years old. Horses typically live for up to 30 years, 25 would be very old. Many horses live beyond that. They probably put the triplet down due to mounting medical care requirements and diminished use recreationally. Fair, I guess.

How about your horse, Ethan?
You beat her so badly, threatened to kill her, called your own toddler daughter a bitch and wouldn't even change her nappies because your human trafficker e-daddy Drew Tate said so, I guess.
Your stallion bolted across the border back to daddy's.
One kill horses, the other beat them to the point of absconding. A match made in Hell. This means Ethan Ralph should gunt her and spawn the anti-horse God.

Like this but played backwards.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is hollerin over horse abuse, think he's just angry his bolted a year ago

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Ralph’s just upset he wasn’t the one who killed that dog

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

after the story of her killing that dog I’m surprised EOR isn’t smitten by that muderous kitten.

 

[Spergichu]

You can always learn Spanish and get a real job, homeboy!

Like what? He can't even become a drug mule because he'd just take all his cargo before he even crosses the border.

 

[Pale Empress]

"Women try to take everything from you, even your offspring"

I don't think anyone is fighting for torta crumbs, piss bottles, and debt. And is it really trying to take kids away if you've never tried to legitimately see them in the first place?

One of the few things Ralph's consistent in is his persistent hatred of women. He made a ton of groveling, "reflective," self-pitying non-apologies last year after Meigh absconded, including this one on his site. His actions reveal his penitence as an act, he genuinely believes that all the women in his life turned against him because they're petty and vindictive by nature, when the reality is that he's just a prick who endangers and abuses every woman who crosses his path and they respond accordingly.

I'm reminded of a quote: "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

 

[Um...]

It seems as if the divorce proceedings are making the Gunt very angry.

There's no blood feud. He's just fucking mad that keem didn't give him a gazillion dollars to be a regular on the show

Seems to be quite angry at many things lately. You’d think a guy who’s raking in the big bucks on his streams (smashing the goal *every day!*) and living the dream in paradise would be happier..

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Ralph is hollerin over horse abuse, think he's just angry his bolted a year ago

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Ralph once again showing his bottomless ignorance of how the world works.

Horses live for decades, and I personally knew a 70 year old man who cried like a baby when his 35 year old horse ran out of time. He decided to avoid euthanasia, and instead, walked with his old horse companion all night, 12 hours straight, through all the old paths and nooks the pair had taken so many times. At the end of the night, he shot the horse himself, as he thought any other method was cruel to his equine brother. It's always an emotional parting, as a good saddle horse will live for HALF of your lifetime. Ralph doesn't have the emotional wherewithal to care for his own kids, much less an animal.

And the US goat population has been in constant decline since the end of the Mohair Act--anyone dumb enough to continue to manage a dairy or meat goat herd at this point is doing so without common knowledge, or a national system to aid in Healthcare and husbandry. Slight PL, I'm one of the idiots who still raises them.

Just more malding from a City Pig who doesn't know anything about the real world.

 

[Rage Pig]

Seems to be quite angry at many things lately. You’d think a guy who’s raking in the big bucks on his streams (smashing the goal *every day!*) and living the dream in paradise would be happier..

He's been telling us again what he thinks living the dream really is. And although Xanax and hookers are cheap in Mexico, he can't consume enough of them to make the eternal seethe go away.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

One of the few things Ralph's consistent in is his persistent hatred of women. He made a ton of groveling, "reflective," self-pitying non-apologies last year after Meigh absconded, including this one on his site. His actions reveal his penitence as an act, he genuinely believes that all the women in his life turned against him because they're petty and vindictive by nature, when the reality is that he's just a prick who endangers and abuses every woman who crosses his path and they respond accordingly.

I'm reminded of a quote: "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Agreed, I can only imagine being a fat disgusting, abusive alcoholic blob throughout his formative years as a teenager and young adult meant he effectively had no female attention.

For as disgusting as Ralph looks, he looked infinitely worse even in 2014 when he got thrown out of that GamerGate Zoe Quinn event.

Ralph probably remembers all of those years where girls wouldn't even sit near him because of his BO and takes it out on every woman in his life. Probably taken straight back to being the fat virgin in college every time.

 

[Axiom.]

Ralph is hollerin over horse abuse, think he's just angry his bolted a year ago

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How much did he lose in divorce court

 

[Lidl Drip]

He's been telling us again what he thinks living the dream really is. And although Xanax and hookers are cheap in Mexico, he can't consume enough of them to make the eternal seethe go away.
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Ralph will never experience a fulfilling relationship in which you don't constantly get high/drunk to forget how much you hate each other and try to sneak away at any opportunity to cheat with a hooker. As much as nobody could ever truly love Ralph, Ralph is also incapable of loving anyone but himself. He didn't even love his own mother.

 

[JAKL II]

How much did he lose in divorce court

The last shred of his dignity, sobriety and common sense.

So all in all, nothing because 50% of fuck all is still fuck all.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

after the story of her killing that dog I’m surprised EOR isn’t smitten by that muderous kitten.

She's not SE Asian enough for his tastes

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm reminded of a quote: "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Ethan Ralph runs into assholes constantly, and literally.
He plucks them, sniffs and licks.

 

[Um...]

50% of fuck all is still fuck all.

“When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.”
That line could have been written for Ethan Ralph. He literally has NOTHING. It’s kind of fascinating to me how relentlessly he continues to flex about what a badass baller he is, promoting that fictional narrative over and over. It’s a unique type of psychopathology, how obsessed he is with OWNING THE HATERS.