Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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The other funny thing is this is "Lazy Man" those things aren't going to taste any better than a cheap pot pie and you can get them for like a buck. Pot Pies are literally some of the cheapest and easiest things you can buy and prepare.
It's chicken and veggies in a white sauce. And since you're using rotisserie chicken you picked up wherever it comes together really easily.

And of course if you check out the Pillsbury website you can find this recipe. Although no sour cream. Dunno why he's using that.
 
another youtuber i like (shes not a great cook, but she makes cheap, normal people cooking w/o frills and I appreciate that) has made aunt myrna's salad


She made like the "normal" version of it though, not with cheese and peppers. What she made is just sort of like an ambrosia salad, which although wouldn't be my pick of dessert, it also would not absolutely shock, horrify, or confuse most people to see it laid out on the table.
 
The other funny thing is this is "Lazy Man" those things aren't going to taste any better than a cheap pot pie and you can get them for like a buck. Pot Pies are literally some of the cheapest and easiest things you can buy and prepare.
That's the issue with a lot of the "Lazy Man's" recipes. You're not actually saving any time, all you're doing is making a significantly shittier version of something you could make yourself for the same amount of (if not less) effort or just buy frozen. The whole point of lazy meals is to save time and money but most of Jack's recipes don't check either of those boxes.
 
That's the issue with a lot of the "Lazy Man's" recipes. You're not actually saving any time, all you're doing is making a significantly shittier version of something you could make yourself for the same amount of (if not less) effort or just buy frozen. The whole point of lazy meals is to save time and money but most of Jack's recipes don't check either of those boxes.
For Fatty it's all about doing the least amount of work possible which is why a lot of these things use canned ingredients that are already prepped like shreddy cheese.

It's not like his time could be spent doing other things. He just doesn't want to do the actual work.
 
That's the issue with a lot of the "Lazy Man's" recipes. You're not actually saving any time, all you're doing is making a significantly shittier version of something you could make yourself
well what Jack does for his true and honest “lazy man recipes” is that he plagiarises someone else’s recipes he found on Pinterest, redacts a few steps or ingredients, or substituting them for disgusting keto ingredients, and then voila, a true and honest Scalfatty recipe!

And it’s ironic since he needs another helper for his “lazy man recipe” due to him having one working arm = double the effort, lmfao
 
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I really want to hear his story about "managing" Dolly. I hope someone pushes him into it because it's so insane and such a dumb lie.

I dunno @Hollywood Hulk Hogan , no disrespect to the Hulkster but pot pie, often isn't pretty but super yummy. I don't know how you can't enjoy it. You do you fam, no hate. Normally I wouldn't single out a single food, but long story short, it's a simple nice meal well... my folks took me to this local college run restaurant, it's all the agricultural kids . They do butcher work, farm to table etc... well everything there is like grown in a stones throw and the restaurant it self was a greenhouse. It's kinda trendy but all the food is real basic just you know the whole farm to table done by kids who want to make the growing herbs, raising bees etc a life... well to me that says get a simple meal.

I ordered the pot pie. It was nearly 20 bucks (or free because basso's folks but I digress) portion was large but not Jack sized. It was enough to bring tears nearly.

Instead of just bragging I'll mention pot pie is one of the many things I will always use carrots in, but I'm not a huge carrot fan on their own @Hollywood Hulk Hogan now you can fire back how awful I am :P I def feel dishes that need carrots like this soups etc, they are a must!

Bri looking thiccccc, I don't simp for her because she chose to become a beard and not keep thin for Jack Trainor jr.
 
pot pie, often isn't pretty but super yummy. I don't know how you can't enjoy it
I don't know about our friend Terry's feeling on them but frozen storebought pot pies tend to be far shittier than homemade or restaurant pies, personally I'm not a fan of the waxy potatoes and underdone onions you tend to find in there.
 
He was probably going to tip
He simply lectures the help on how the fee is unfair and is asked to leave. Jack's "Tips" are to shape up and act right, two things Jack never did.
I don't know how you can't enjoy it.
It's easy. In Jr high I lived off frozen pot pies because my mom's cooking skill is "no", and my dad was busy being dead.

At first, the frozen pot pies were amazing. Flaky crust, chicken or beef in flavorful gravy, plenty of veggies, and it was gud.
Then they got cheaper and cheaper over time. The chicken ones started to taste greasy and fishy (low quality chicken) and the beef ones started to have shreddy beef instead of cubes.
Then they stepped it down again. No chicken in the chicken pot pie, but a lot of potatoes and peas. The beef pot pie became "beef gravy" pot pie, or "The memory of beef".
That's when I gave up and started to learn to cook.

I fucking hate liars food. I recently bought a "black cherry" drink and nearly spat it out. It was artificial flavoring and grape juice. It tasted like grape juice.

A decent pot pie is amazing. If I want decent meatloaf, I don't make it, I go to a restaurant. I know my limitations.
 
as dumb as this dude is his intros are hilarious. I love seeing the variations, the incompetence. We get stock footage, clip art, royalty free music and sound effects, jarring cuts, odd clips and a beautiful AI voice to cap it off. It helps me start off every video with a smile
In a way Jacks like one of those Tim and Erik skits, I can really see that style of humor where they have some benzo'd out house wife try to do a thanksgiving dinner, and it still looks better than anything Jack cranks out.
 
Frozen pot pies have always been kinda shit, it's just that they were cheap. They were one of my struggle foods in college because you could get them for like 50 cents, maybe a dollar. Now they're 3-4 bucks and for that price, I'll pay a couple more bucks and get one from the deli.

This reminds me of the pot pie I got from Hash House in Vegas. They're known for huge portions and this thing was the size of my head. It was actually very good but I only maybe ate half of it (and I'm a big dude). Jack probably would still bitch about the portion size.
 
It helps me start off every video with a smile
Well, my smile turns into confusion, then shock, frustration, visceral disgust, and finally anger. Sometimes it ends with the urge to commit suicide, or stab my eyes with a cheese knife.

Only a Jack Scalfani cooking video can cause a person to experience so many emotions.
 
pot pie, often isn't pretty but super yummy. I don't know how you can't enjoy it.
Commercially bought chicken pot pie like you get in the frozen section of the supermarket I can understand or at some cheap roadside cafe. But real homemade chicken pot pie? It's like a warm hug on the inside.
 
That's the issue with a lot of the "Lazy Man's" recipes. You're not actually saving any time, all you're doing is making a significantly shittier version of something you could make yourself for the same amount of (if not less) effort or just buy frozen. The whole point of lazy meals is to save time and money but most of Jack's recipes don't check either of those boxes.
This description reminds me so much of Semi Homemade with Sandra Lee. You guys should look it up if you want a professionally produced show to snark on with the same premise as Jack.
 
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