Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Tragon Dirtle]

Another KFer in a different thread posted a video about male host clubs in Japan and I fell down a rabbit hole. I ended up on a video and I kept thinking, why does this asian man have kermit voice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF9oUdjgB_k

edit: none of the youtube video downloaders are working for me atm, I don't know if it's because I'm using TOR, but I'll edit it or post again if I can archive it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Another KFer in a different thread posted a video about male host clubs in Japan and I fell down a rabbit hole. I ended up on a video and I kept thinking, why does this asian man have kermit voice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF9oUdjgB_k

Holy shit. A Japanese Fujo Pooner.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Another KFer in a different thread posted a video about male host clubs in Japan and I fell down a rabbit hole. I ended up on a video and I kept thinking, why does this asian man have kermit voice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF9oUdjgB_k

edit: none of the youtube video downloaders are working for me atm, I don't know if it's because I'm using TOR, but I'll edit it or post again if I can archive it.

Must be one of Liz Frog-Jones's distant relatives!

 

[Ser Prize]

Watched the first episode of the Fallout show and clocked the pooner instantly. How did they go backwards from F:NV having a normal lesbian in the Brotherhood of Steel to this nonsense? Where would she even get her heckin T shots? Does she have some kind of endocrine cancer from the radiation that made her look like a pooner? I wonder how or even if they'll explain.

eta: so far everyone else is using "they/them" for her. I don't know how the non-binary fad managed to happen and persist after the war in the Fallout world, especially when reproduction and repopulation (and therefore orienting community life around sex and child rearing) is such a big priority for both the Vault dwellers and the Brotherhood. Surely it'd be "nope, you're a woman, even if you haven't got knocked up yet".

I always find any open LGBT stuff kinda cringe in a world like Fallout or any such similar world. You'd think in a place where humanity is struggling so hard there'd be a big focus on women having kids to keep things going, with the ones who are gay or whatever either being forced to hide it or being openly shamed for harming the group.

Whenever someone lists out all their mental illnesses in their bio, I immediately disregard anything they're about to say. It's one thing if you put "audhd" in your bio and then your account is focused around promoting awareness or something, but listing out your illnesses in the middle of all of your made-up genders/sexualities....ew. I'm sure it works as a great shield for ever being called out on their bullshit.

Also, how much do you want to bet that several, if not all of those, are self-diagnosed?

It's a big thing in Gen Z and younger millenials to collect and display mental illnesses/health issues like a badge of honour. People seem to think that gives you a personality.

Girls don't become fucked-up fujos in a vacuum. There isn't one unified theory for poonin' and troonin'--part of why it's so robust a social phenomenon is that there are so many roads that have bent into the sinkhole of trans. If you work against the midlife MtF coomers, for example, the molested and the progressive stackers and the autists cry out.

A girl can be a fujo for strict coomer reasons, or a fujo because it's scary to be suddenly looked at as sex-meat and she needs distance, or a fujo because she likes Resident Evil and her friends on the Internet who also like Resident Evil are producing some great art of STARS members fuckin'. And every "or" can be an "and," and they keep snowballing until they hit FtM.

I wouldn't call it a vacuum. I'd say that what leads women to pooning is similar in many ways to what lead men to trooning. In cases I've seen it's been women who are really insecure and miserable. It's easy to say "oh those poor girls just reject the evil lustfilled eyes of men!" but...is it true? And is it healthy? I often wonder if people working young women up into a frenzy about how vile the male gaze is does more harm than good, making them extra self conscious instead of it being something they have to get used to as a part of life.

But I'd argue even those are fringe examples, just like the molestation victims. I'd say most pooners are the result of stuff like the Resident Evil example. Women becoming deeply pornsick.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

RadFems: "Only men get surgeries purely for sexual fetish reasons!"
Pooner: "Hold my binder..."

Spoiler: NSFL

 

[Rogue AI]

Poor doggo is going to be indoctrinated.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

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Poor doggo is going to be indoctrinated.

More Pooner confabulation.

 

[Girahira]

Every feminine transmasc pooner always has pube beards

All the effort of looking like the most masculine he-man male to have ever lived just to turn into your average Kurdish woman.

 

[cybertoaster]

I always find any open LGBT stuff kinda cringe in a world like Fallout or any such similar world.

Normies just can't understand how much society would change in a situation like that, specially after 2 centuries. Part of it is that they have a very vague knowledge of history so they believe things have always been like this just "low tech". They don't understand that for example racism in the past wasn't just slurs and lynchings but all of society thinking some group were truly inferior subhumans, this was accepted fact and anyone saying the opposite was seen as a loonies against scientific facts, which tells you what kind of people were screaming at the abolitionists back then (the same calling everything racist now).

And the further you go back in history the more alien it gets. Most people now can't even comprehend things like serfdom where they can't leave the land you're tied to without permission from your lord and most people lived in the same small village their entire lives without ever seeing a foreigner, and this continued well into the 19th century in many parts of europe. Go further back into antiquity and societies are so different that you need a manual to understand the stories they tell because everything is so different its impossible to follow the story since everyone acts in ways that are incomprehensible now but were normal back then, mostly because life was much harsher, just like it would be in a world like fallout's.

Post-apocalypse movies from the 60's and 70's experimented a lot with this, probably because writers back then understood basic history and that things don't just remain the same.

I wouldn't call it a vacuum. I'd say that what leads women to pooning is similar in many ways to what lead men to trooning.

Both think the grass is greener on the other side but things differ after that. Trannies in general are men at the bottom who see that pretending to be women gets them attention and even if its just pity its better than being invisible. But pooners seem to be mostly women who didn't have it particularly bad in life just that they are mid and they fell for the feminist lies so they believe the patriarchy is real, that men have it better in life so they become pseudo-men only to realize they downgraded to the bottom of the barrel. While every tranny mentions how suddenly people at least pretends to give a shit about them now that they are "women" the pooners always mention how harder life has become ever since they became men.

RadFems: "Only men get surgeries purely for sexual fetish reasons!"
Pooner: "Hold my binder..."

Spoiler: NSFL

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MFW

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Poor doggo is going to be indoctrinated.

"She"? that dog is gonna get POONED, phallo and everything.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Twitter pooner complains that gay men don't treat her like a man. Immediately, members of her female support group show up to show they have her back. Lots of calling each other "bro" ensues.

 

[scathefire]

Twitter pooner complains that gay men don't treat her like a man. Immediately, members of her female support group show up to show they have her back. Lots of calling each other "bro" ensues.View attachment 5945427

How is a gay man calling transmen women "internalized homophobia"? That seems like a very random buzzword to apply here, I can't quite wrap my brain around it.

 

[Slur.EXE]

I found a magnificent Dood during my Chris Tyson rounds.
She goes to Columbia University and she came to my attention with this post

Since Columbia has been in the news cycle again I had to check in on my favorite p4p (pooner 4 palestine); still un-arrested

she's a freedom fighter and she did re-tweet a bit about Palestine, its just that it's nothing compared to her druggie schizo talk lol.

Its just back and forth with this lass! Palestine! Woof! OoomFie! lol! HAiiiir! zionist pig. but first-

okok xeets.

Spoiler: long posts

She's mostly camping out in her dorm doing drugs
reminder university is worthless

explains lots. She's hyper-fixated on family guy, can not tell if zoomer irony or autism

have fun with that gender affirming construction work. lol.

SO Manly Dood!

Spoiler: women-chat

Spoiler: trannyfight?

troonfight

Otherwise I backtracked a bit through this sound cloud dood's media tab for a pooner fashion show! ft. pet hon and pet negress


You may remember this pooner for many reasons; bad Tattoos, politispeging college kid, pooning out, wearing a dog collar and calling herself keith.

Spoiler: walk walk fashion baby

Clean your fucking dorm!

Spoiler: Twitter Posts with replies

I don't know jack or shit about collage kid fashion but this shit ugly.




No man posts like this. Madness.

Spoiler: I want to caltologue her hideous multiplying tattoos

 

[Cuckoman]

I’ve been lurking at this thread for a good while and decided to register for KF today, here to share an interesting drawing game for the artistic and autistic folks here: Build Your Own Pooner Creature Zoo (Mythical Edition)

Basically you select a random mythical creature and draw it as something a pooner would usually have as their ”””ORIGINAL””” CHARACTERS DONOTSTEAL, usually in a tumblr or xwitter-esque manner to make it disgusting and infuriating

My sweet, sweet friends and I chose to do the Amphisbaena dirty last night, and here comes our totally VALID OCs:

Spoiler: ASPERGERS AND NSFW GROSS STUFFS AHEAD

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ignore the spelling error on this one, the artist got a little too high

(To add the cherry on the cake, we decided to all draw the zippertited woman-child fatso cat by memory from the webcomic we all love to hate, Sparklecare Hospital, none of us even get the design close.)

Spoiler: “EXTRA SPERGIN”

We may redraw the SH characters with less butthurt and more recongnizable designs in the SJW art redraw thread when we ran out of pooner creature (poonture?) ideas.

Welcome.
When it comes to pooner representation in videogames I will further derail and just mention that I now realize that this last weekend I played Elden ring as a pooner so they already have representation.

My character was basically just a Vulgar Militia. All their armor and their weapons then use War Cry as the only buff.
Now that you remind me, I was basically playing as a pooner.
Little dood, always angry (because popped up on T.
The WarCry buff represents when they always get public freakouts and scream at people.
It is 100% a pooner.
Does this mean I am gay now?

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Pooners arrested at the Arizona State University Gaza encampment:

Look at those masculine lips on Tyler:

 

[Redoniblueoni]

Pooners arrested at the Arizona State University Gaza encampment:

Look at those masculine lips on Tyler:
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Gypsy rose???

 

[and I must scream]

Since Columbia has been in the news cycle again I had to check in on my favorite p4p (pooner 4 palestine); still un-arrested

Can she 41% herself already. I can't stand it with the Queers for Palestine trannies. When things quiet down, can they please arrange an expedition or whatever to Gaza and go there looking and behaving as they are, and do some Pride rally there or something in support for de-colonization or whatnot. I want to see the result, I'm sure this would be very amusing (for me). Or, you know, they could just kill themselves now, would be easier, for them also.

 

[Brain Power]

Look at those masculine lips on Tyler:

She looks like that pooner actress that played the lil' pooner from the last of us 2.

 

[WonderWino]

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Poor doggo is going to be indoctrinated.

Indoctrinated if its lucky. Mark my words sooner or later one of these loons is going to push for trooning out their pets and try to force vets to participate in dog and cat trans surgeries. Inevitably that will lead to female dogs with rot dogs sewn on

At least until the dog spazzes out and chews off its own rot dog

 

[Procrastinhater]

Can she 41% herself already. I can't stand it with the Queers for Palestine trannies. When things quiet down, can they please arrange an expedition or whatever to Gaza and go there looking and behaving as they are, and do some Pride rally there or something in support for de-colonization or whatnot. I want to see the result, I'm sure this would be very amusing (for me). Or, you know, they could just kill themselves now, would be easier, for them also.

I don't know if its willful ignorance or what but looking at the way they treated that raver they captured and raped to death then beheaded, Hamas aren't too friendly to degenerate "Western" behaviors.
Its one of the only societies I could see Pooners being subjected to that "corrective rape" thing they fantasize about, thats if the Palestinians aren't put off by T induced BV and decide to just stone them to death instead.
All these Pooners for Palestine and other faggots that loudly support that shit should get shipped to Yemen, I'm sure the Houthis will appreciate the target practice sorry I mean the meal I mean the support.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Soft White Underbelly interviews a pooner who looks like she's all of 4'9'' tall:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epzBfp5sQ4Q