"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Wodanaz said:
fuck my life dude I talked about anime and got banned fuck my life fuck my life dude holy shitballs FUCK EVIL NULLIE
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Don't let this Evil Nullie injustice stand!
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Musashi's Son said:
Bowblax spergs out because he died by lava in Minecraft.
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Idiot. Complete and utter idiot. You don't rush when strip mining and you go mining with a water bucket for situations like these. Plus, this is nu-Minecraft, so potions of fire resistance are a thing. He had the meme Netherite armor so he could make those 100%. Complete amateur got what he fucking deserved.

As for the accent discussion, Null needs to learn how to un-slur his speech when doing accents like Indian, so the r's are rolled and no Anglo-Saxon nasal tongue rolling sounds are made. He has to learn how to pronounce things like a Poolish person, each letter is one short, precise and sharp sound. Then the Indian accent will work way better.
 
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Slav Power said:
Idiot. Complete and utter idiot. You don't rush when strip mining and you go mining with a water bucket for situations like these. Plus, this is nu-Minecraft, so potions of fire resistance are a thing. He had the meme Netherite armor so he could make those 100%. Complete amateur got what he fucking deserved.

As for the accent discussion, Null needs to learn how to un-slur his speech when doing accents like Indian, so the r's are rolled and no Anglo-Saxon nasal tongue rolling sounds are made. He has to learn how to pronounce things like a Poolish person, each letter is one short, precise and sharp sound. Then the Indian accent will work way better.
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The sperg needed to mine slow. Like how much of a rush were you in? The only way this could have gone worse if he dug straight down
 
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Slav Power said:
Idiot. Complete and utter idiot. You don't rush when strip mining and you go mining with a water bucket for situations like these. Plus, this is nu-Minecraft, so potions of fire resistance are a thing. He had the meme Netherite armor so he could make those 100%. Complete amateur got what he fucking deserved.
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WelperHelper99 said:
The sperg needed to mine slow. Like how much of a rush were you in? The only way this could have gone worse if he dug straight down
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This autist complained that people were spamming dick emojis in his chat. Do you expect him to know how to play Minecraft?
 
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Musashi's Son said:
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This autist complained that people were spamming dick emojis in his chat. Do you expect him to know how to play Minecraft?
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"No one thinks you're funny"

"I need a mod"

Dude they aren't even spamming nigger which might get you banned, it's just text penises. Lmao. He is sperging hard. Ignore them and they'll fuck off.
 
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Chuck McGill said:
Ever since the Cart Narcs came I've noticed a sharp uptick of people enforcing the most minor irrelevant of rules armed with a smartphone and the most shrill obnoxious voice possible
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I was under the impression the correct way to go about it was silently judging people who didn't return their carts.

Marvin said:
so every year we got a hotel room in the big city and attended Otakon. We got trashed, did drugs and humped chicks
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Enlighten me on these big conventions. I don't watch anime, nor do I care to, but I am intrigued by the idea of banging nerdy cosplay women.

>Japan
I would never want to live there, but I bet it's a fun visit for a week or two. Go to a cat island, see Aokigahara, climb Mt. Fuji, go to an onsen, see a Kabuki production, Sapporo and other local beer brewery tours, etc.
That's all off the top of my head and completely avoids all anime.
 
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Top Skink said:
dude no dude bro just juice me up a little bit i'm so close to getting null to watch anime dude dude DUDE
just one more superchat i'm such a fucking moron oh my god dude i just need a little more juice it's about to hit
i'm not delusional bro i just need one more superchat dude PLEASE i can't have my edaddy not fully approve of my coomer panty rape jap cartoon i just need a little juice we're so close
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Song suggestion for tomorrow. I'm sure everyone has heard this by now but man is this the AI doowop song I didn't know I needed.
The creator's entire channel is AI songs but they're almost all about taking dumps. Glued My Balls is one of the few outliers and I think it's an absolute bop of a shitpost. I do enjoy that there are actual people doing reacts/reviews of it.
 
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Null said:
Finally, accent respecters are cashing in.
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It's a dying art, used to be common on radio station morning shows but advertisers don't want brown consumers to be offended and write letters!

Wait a minute, MATI has ads on Rumble. 😬

Wait another minute, brown people can't write letters or email to complain. 😮‍💨
 
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Slav Power said:
Idiot. Complete and utter idiot. You don't rush when strip mining and you go mining with a water bucket for situations like these. Plus, this is nu-Minecraft, so potions of fire resistance are a thing. He had the meme Netherite armor so he could make those 100%. Complete amateur got what he fucking deserved.

As for the accent discussion, Null needs to learn how to un-slur his speech when doing accents like Indian, so the r's are rolled and no Anglo-Saxon nasal tongue rolling sounds are made. He has to learn how to pronounce things like a Poolish person, each letter is one short, precise and sharp sound. Then the Indian accent will work way better.
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He also had blocks in his hotbar and inventory. He could have built up to get himself out of the lava. Doing that has saved my items a few times.
 
DootSkeleton said:
I would never want to live there, but I bet it's he a fun visit for a week or two. Go to a cat island, see Aokigahara, climb Mt. Fuji, go to an onsen, see a Kabuki production, Sapporo and other local beer brewery tours, etc.
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This is correct. Also do karaoke and pachinko with natives. It’s a good time. Wouldn’t want to live there.
 
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Binance's founder and former chief executive, Changpeng "CZ" Zhao, should spend three years in prison for his role in enabling the crypto exchange to violate federal sanctions and money laundering laws, the U.S. Department of Justice said Tuesday night. The former CEO's attorneys argued he should serve no jail time, citing the fine he paid and his "extraordinary acceptance of responsibility."
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peewee said:
Betting on lolcows in general would be hilarious. I can't remember how many times I've wanted to bet someone 50 bucks that a lolcow would wind up doing some crazy shit
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Null creates a site-only currency called something like KiwiCoin (KWC)
Every account gets like 50 KWC a month for free
People can place bets on lolcow events using KWC
It serves literally no other purpose other than allowing people to gamba
Gamba addicts can buy more KWC from Null, supporting the site and making it worth his time

There's no way this could go wrong in a horribly retarded fassion, right?
 
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