Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[KweenKarlotta]

 

[Poonocchio]

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But how do they KNOW people don't know they're trans??? Because they don't say "are you a tranny?"? People can see they are trannies, using the pronouns they want doesn't mean people don't know. It's obvious anyone dressing like that with their hair styled like that and wearing make up 99% chance they want to be seen as a woman. And the cycle continues.

 

[barbie meat]

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Motherfucker looks like that horror bird sculpture Momo. I hope the other daycare workers are keeping an eye on him and not leaving him alone with the kids. There is only one reason an AGP would seek out work with "very young children", sadly. ("Some day care place"? Almost like the job itself doesn't matter, only the access to kids it affords.)

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I'm not sure that's why there are 24 hours in a day.

There are 24 hours in a day because Egyptians liked using a duodecimal system for counting hours, because a duodecimal system is easy to convert into fractions for use in sundials and water clocks (divisible by 2,3,4 and 6). To them it was 12 hours of day, 12 hours of night, in a repeating cycle that was not necessarily counted as a single day. They were close enough to the equator that that was good enough for them. These systems seem to have strongly influenced the Greeks and later the Romans, and that is where we derive our timekeeping.

So not directly relating to the orbit, but more having to do with the mathematical properties of circles and the divisibility of 12.

Ask your girlfriend (boyfriend?) to do it for you and make a sexy game out of it:

"2 secs babe I need to go switch my dick out for my Mr. Stud 9000"

Truly the Cyberpunk dystopia we were promised.

I'm transitioning. It's not a question anymore, I am. I actually started HRT on April 3rd, two days after we last talked about this. Already in these past few weeks I've been so much happier, and really the only thing that gets me down is thinking about what you guys will say.

I love that they can start HRT and 3 weeks later talk about how much is has transformed their existence, and not think of the placebo effect. What effect could estrogen possibly have on that short a timescale other than erectile dysfunction and sadness.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I got curious and wanted to see how a packer could possibly be so noticeable a child would notice it and point it out. She had to have been wearing tights or purposefully thin and tight pants for the packer to be showing so much someone would notice it. Here's how they look when worn under underwear and jeans:

Spoiler: Pooner packer

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I just don't believe any sort of work pants would be thin enough to draw that much attention to it. Else every actual man's dick would draw eye to it. Ugh I hate pooners. And... Was she commando? Surely 2 layers of clothing would make it look even less noticeable?

You also have to take into account that most of them don’t get one sized to look semi-natural when flaccid, they go for BIGGER=MANLIER. So you’re talking a 4’9” pooner wearing something that’s 8-10” long.

It’s not gonna look natural.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Hey! At least he has his Reddit family, am I right?

Shame it's a new account, I'm deadly curious about the 'another excuse to get attention' the dad referenced.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Thinking that you should be able to walk around with a big dick outline in your pants without repercussions is such a pooner way of thinking. The only men comfortable with showing that off in public would be complete perverts, and even those would understand that they're risking getting beat up or having the cops called on them.
So what if those eight your olds go around telling that you showed them your penis and you were clearly having an erection? When the police ask, you just tell them you carry a big dildo in your pants you call Mr. Limpy which goes everywhere you go, like past children's playgrounds, and they'll understand.
It's not like they'll tread you like a man or anything.

Like most exhibitionists, they probably think people want to see it and mistake the reactions they get for excitement.

So not directly relating to the orbit, but more having to do with the mathematical properties of circles and the divisibility of 12.

The length of the day is due to the Earth's rotation about its axis, not its orbit around the sun. Solar days can be a few seconds longer or shorter due to the Earth's orbit, but that's a negligible variation for quotidian timekeeping.

 

[Evilronald]

“We’re your family now.” I can see why someone would want to kill the selves if your real family cuts you out and the only thing you have is a bunch of trannies just looking to exploit and use you.

 

[Ravana]

"I went no contact with my sperm 'doner'". I wonder why your dad hates you

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Like most exhibitionists, they probably think people want to see it and mistake the reactions they get for excitement.


The length of the day is due to the Earth's rotation about its axis, not its orbit around the sun. Solar days can be a few seconds longer or shorter due to the Earth's orbit, but that's a negligible variation for quotidian timekeeping.

When I was writing that I somehow missed the incorrect word being used.


Thoroughly owned

 

[Evilronald]

I can’t imagine not being able to sit on a chair for months.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Weirdo's Dad is doing the right thing.
Note he said "I will not allow your decisions to corrupt my children."
Theres more to this story than the tranny is telling, looks like he has been grooming his siblings, or Dad is just acting first and heading off the possibility, and he's right too.
The Troon may be a write off, but he has other children to worry about, that the Troon will attempt to "crack their eggs."
Its what they do.
Semper Fi to the based Dad who must have done his research and realized the danger his family was in having a Troon around his kids.
He's lost one child, he needs to focus on the ones worth saving.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ask your girlfriend (boyfriend?) to do it for you and make a sexy game out of it:

I'm surprised they don't just play anime transformation music on their phone while switching out their penises. Something like the "ready to form Voltron!" sequence that padded out every episode, or, knowing the demographic, probably just Sailor Moon.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm surprised they don't just play anime transformation music on their phone while switching out their penises. Something like the "ready to form Voltron!" sequence that padded out every episode, or, knowing the demographic, probably just Sailor Moon.

Guiles Theme goes with everything?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

But pretending to be dumb and saying "sorry, I like women." will not.

Pretending to be dumb in front of trannies sounds funny as hell. And every single time they try to explain their insane ideology you just pretend that you don't understand anything and when they get frustrated you say that they are fascists 6 racists and that you feel unsafe - just to confuse them.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

“We’re your family now.” I can see why someone would want to kill the selves if your real family cuts you out and the only thing you have is a bunch of trannies just looking to exploit and use you.

I do not get this part of the internet at all. His posting history only goes back a month. I doubt he's even met anyone from Reddit. 99% of the time, when trannies talk about their in-person relationships, it's either whining about being rejected (including "microaggressions") or because they're in some weird dysfunctional polycule.

Nobody who is responding to him will really be there for him.

 

[TheOtherOne]

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“We’re your family now.” I can see why someone would want to kill the selves if your real family cuts you out and the only thing you have is a bunch of trannies just looking to exploit and use you.

I mean, his dad wasn't wrong. If you realize you're treating others like crap, you're probably going to realize you're treating yourself like crap and not considering your actual needs/wants in the right way. I don't know how that could be "gaslighting" when it's genuine advice. The dad shouldn't have to "justify" anything if the guy's gonna want attention this bad he posts about it on Reddit of all places. Then again, this was probably a long time coming if he begged for attention in other ways before. "...he's gaslighting you to stop what you're doing that makes you happy, to make him happy" doesn't really make sense if "what you're doing" is intentionally self-destructive and reduces you to a shadow of yourself.
"The trash took itself out" It uh... certainly did.
Since when is removing someone from a phone plan that you don't want them to use suddenly a sign of control, isn't that normal? And lol "nowhere to go except back to him" because he removed the guy from a phone plan and said "no contact with you ever again" as if the guy is able to go back and everything will be okay.

The only other thing I have to say about this is: don't be dumb. Don't act dumb like this out in the open and pretend you can get away with it.

I do not get this part of the internet at all. His posting history only goes back a month. I doubt he's even met anyone from Reddit. 99% of the time, when trannies talk about their in-person relationships, it's either whining about being rejected (including "microaggressions") or because they're in some weird dysfunctional polycule.

Nobody who is responding to him will really be there for him.

Well, that part was obvious, do you really think the Redditors really care about him beyond using him as an "example" of trans people they've met online? And besides, it's Reddit, they think they have close relationships with anyone from reading a few posts or comments.

 

[Kami Neko]

"Woman with a harrier c***." I just wanted to post that.

Lmao. I identify as a VTOL attack aircraft too! What a small world.

 

[Geraldine]

He's lost one child, he needs to focus on the ones worth saving.

This above all.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

But being lazy and gross is so euphoric!

Gross, I'd expect a dude to not shower or wash his clothes but I guess the little pooner is trying to be a man by not showering until she gets the disease. I bet she gives everyone she fucks scabies or HIV

So not directly relating to the orbit, but more having to do with the mathematical properties of circles and the divisibility of 12.

Your right my bad it is pretty cool people thousands of years ago decided this is time and we still use it. Even the calendar is pretty damn old and it's only had to be adjusted I believe once because there are something like 24.13 hours in a day not exactly 24 and after centuries the days started to get out of wack.

I can’t imagine not being able to sit on a chair for months.

He should have took it up the ass more before he started the SRS, I'm sure getting your ass blasted would make sitting hard but it's probably like riding a bicycle without a seat