Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Troon communism is exactly the same as Lennon communism. The main goal is to lie in bed and fester while other people do all the work for them.

I think Lennon-communism is basically do as a say not as I do. It's just like Stalin, the Real Lenon and many other commie leaders. It would be funny to see these new age commie's start "persona non grata"in people like Stalin did, lol wonder what would happen if they started doing that to MTFs would the world explode from two leftists values being to close to each other or whatever?

 

[and I must scream]

The cycle of a reddit tranny:​

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Of course, I looked into this troon's profile, and what a shocker is that he's a commie...... and it's his birthday, here's to another year of being a fat, balding, middle age, communist, tranny!
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I just want to point out that the timeline doesn't add up. I mean, in the post from 2 years ago he says that his egg cracked couple of weeks ago and lament the fact that the possibility he'd pass is basically zero, but in the older post from 5 years ago he has already been on cross-sex hormones for 10 months and tracks the many changes his body goes through.

Lil pooner comes up with the perfect revenge, an inescapble logic trap:

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is it acceptable to misgender transphobes? (tl;dr included btw)​

ok. so im going to start this off by saying: im talking about misgendering specifically transphobic people, not trans people. i want to make that clear for anyone who may have misread the title.
anyway, context for this question is really bugging me so i figured id ask other trans guys. but, basically, i moved schools about a year and a half ago and when i moved, i met this cis boy (calling him B for simpliy) and i dont really pass, but i wasnt really wuiet about my pronouns if it makes sense
so, ive told this kid several times that im a dude, but yesterday after lunch he called me "she". both me and my friend pointed it out and he looked confused and asked, "youre a girl, arent you?"
so i sorta got quiet for the rest of the class, and then later in the same class period, B called me "she" again, and this time three different people corrected him but he still didnt seem to get it
so, im herr right now to ask if its socially acceptable to misgender him back, like... pretend i "forgot" his pronouns like he forgot mine. also, on our schools browser of choice, he put that is pronouns are she/her so like... maybe i could use that? idk.
i dont want to do it if it turns out to be a bad idea, so i want to check if theres any reasons why i shouldnt
(tl;dr) one of my classmates forgot my pronouns after knowing me for over a year and i want to misgender him back, but dont know if its a bad idea

I love how she recognize he is just confused and forgetful, but still calls him transphobic. You'd think that recognizing there is no ill intent would stop her from thinking and saying he is a transphobe, but evidently it doesn't.

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Trannies are forcing themselves on lesbians, exhibit #56451653652555.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I just want to point out that the timeline doesn't add up. I mean, in the post from 2 years ago he says that his egg cracked couple of weeks ago and lament the fact that the possibility he'd pass is basically zero, but in the older post from 5 years ago he has already been on cross-sex hormones for 10 months and tracks the many changes his body goes through.

Trannies lie.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Is it just me, or does it look like a wad of gauze or similar? Did something get... left in and the dude (obviously) couldn't feel anything?

It looks like a tube of dead skin

 

[and I must scream]

Trannies lie.

Yeah, I figured. Just wanted to point it out in case someone missed it.

Is it just me, or does it look like a wad of gauze or similar? Did something get... left in and the dude (obviously) couldn't feel anything?

Looks like gauze to me too. I definitely hadn't thought "graft" when I saw it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yeah, I figured. Just wanted to point it out in case someone missed it.


Looks like gauze to me too. I definitely hadn't thought "graft" when I saw it.

Yeah it looks like packing material.
"What fell out of my ditch" sounds like the Slaanesh Cultist version of Trivial Pursuit, something the sick fucks get together and play after Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[ThicClaw]

The restroom dilemma.
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Comments vary, but this comment is the most helpful to our bearded "lady".

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"nonminary/trans woman/AMAB" is so redundant for the sake of seeming more unique.

It's still wacky to me on whether they want to be seen as [insert gender here] (or what they THINK it's supposed to be) or a trans-[insert gender here] and for every sane person to act accordingly to them. Maybe it's their mental gymnastics at work.

ex. a man doesn't know what it means to be a woman, therefor, they can claim "erm, acksually, I'm a TRANS woman, teehee" and at the same time they can have "girl trips", "girls night out", and "girl talks".

They're annoying, They're so annoying.

 

[Otterly]

The best way to turn down a tranny is to keep it simple. "I like women." It's an inoffensive sentence from the perspective of any normie, and yet is enough to ruin a tranny's day. Maybe even a whole week.

I’m terribly sorry, but I suffer from terrible blennophobia.

Typically, in fictional magic systems, anything is possible unless explicitly ruled out.

This explains a lot. I hadn’t thought of it this way but you’re absolutely right.

 

[CrispyLegs]

It looks like a tube of dead skin

I thought the surgeon might have been taking the piss and lined his ditch with chicken skin

 

[Nigor]

More relevant here but this kind of reminds me of someone

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

tranny can’t understand time

 

[Geraldine]

tranny can’t understand time

I'm not sure what's going on here, but I'll hazard a guess it's just ordinary stupidity.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I'm not sure what's going on here, but I'll hazard a guess it's just ordinary stupidity.

Does he not understand there's 24 hours in a day not 12? And it has to do with the earths orbit around the sun? Hell I always thought it was cool people hundreds of years ago figured that out, and figured out the calendar, one of the first calendars was off by like 12 minutes per day and after a few hundred years it made the days off pretty bad so a new calendar was made and the countries that accepted it would just goto sleep on this day and wake up 10 days later lol

 

[Terfmaster9000]

The best way to turn down a tranny is actually "fuck off, tranny". Nothing more, nothing less.

Saying this would cost me my job. But pretending to be dumb and saying "sorry, I like women." will not. We live in a society, etc.

 

[cypocryphy]

tranny can’t understand time
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Oh shit. Did James Rolfe troon out?

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

tranny can’t understand time
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Not even a Steins;Gate reference? Pitiful.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Does he not understand there's 24 hours in a day not 12? And it has to do with the earths orbit around the sun?

I'm not sure that's why there are 24 hours in a day.

Thread tax! Proper planning and expectation management are key to any elective surgery:


But being lazy and gross is so euphoric!


Ask your girlfriend (boyfriend?) to do it for you and make a sexy game out of it:


"Woman with a harrier c***." I just wanted to post that.

Completely normal masculine experience. Little children are always yelling at me for showing my dick:


"Print?" The pervs are stealing language from the CCW community. "I wasn't brandishing my Mr. Limpy, officer, it was an accidental display!"

Yes, adding ladies' jewelry will make you look masc, bro:

Maybe you can get a nice dainty bracelet with some charms, or a pair of dangly earrings, too.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Thinking that you should be able to walk around with a big dick outline in your pants without repercussions is such a pooner way of thinking. The only men comfortable with showing that off in public would be complete perverts, and even those would understand that they're risking getting beat up or having the cops called on them.
So what if those eight your olds go around telling that you showed them your penis and you were clearly having an erection? When the police ask, you just tell them you carry a big dildo in your pants you call Mr. Limpy which goes everywhere you go, like past children's playgrounds, and they'll understand.
It's not like they'll tread you like a man or anything.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Completely normal masculine experience. Little children are always yelling at me for showing my dick:

I got curious and wanted to see how a packer could possibly be so noticeable a child would notice it and point it out. She had to have been wearing tights or purposefully thin and tight pants for the packer to be showing so much someone would notice it. Here's how they look when worn under underwear and jeans:

Spoiler: Pooner packer

I just don't believe any sort of work pants would be thin enough to draw that much attention to it. Else every actual man's dick would draw eye to it. Ugh I hate pooners. And... Was she commando? Surely 2 layers of clothing would make it look even less noticeable?

 

[Geraldine]

No ambiguity about this one being an L.
No awareness that it's self inflicted.
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So yesterday was a bad day. I ended up coming out to my parents (took two tries but hey at least they believe me now) via text. I tried in person, but I ended up throwing up in their bathroom instead.

I wrote out my text, and it goes as follows: Hey I wanted to talk to you about this when I came over today, but my nerves got the better of me.

I'm transitioning. It's not a question anymore, I am. I actually started HRT on April 3rd, two days after we last talked about this. Already in these past few weeks I've been so much happier, and really the only thing that gets me down is thinking about what you guys will say.

I've wanted this since I was 15, I know the risks. I know what'll happen to me, no one better. I need to do this. It's been years, and nothing has changed. Despite everything, I still feel this way.

I know you don't approve, that you're worried I'm ruining my life. But I can't keep living like this, where I have to pretend I've never felt this way, that I've never wanted to transition, that everything is fine.

Please understand, despite that, I still want you guys in my life. If you have questions about this, you have my number, I'll do my best to answer. If you need time to come to terms with this I understand, but what I really need to know right now is if I'm still family to you guys.

I've received no response from my dad. My mom's response?



And little while later a laughing GIF.

I'm just heartbroken right now, I just feel numb. I'm still hoping maybe they'll come around, but I really just don't see that happening. There's been no communication since, and I'm finding myself in some bad places mentally right now. I just didn't think they'd be so quick to throw me out, it hurts they've done so so easily

TLDR; Parents threw me away like a broken toy after I came out to them

Edit: Thank you guys for the support, it means so much to know I'm not alone and not the only one who's experiencing this. I'm making an update post, since I've received some more news.

Lots of sympathy in the comments.

Follow up. Dad checks in.
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Hey! At least he has his Reddit family, am I right?