Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[rotpocket]

A few months back I had a dream that I saw Kevvie and friends in Walmart. It felt like meeting a celebrity in the dream. Woke up and knew then I needed to take a break from reading his and the Tranch's thread.

I can't wait for the FFS arc, I really want to see him try makeup. He's fascinating to me- he manages to mess literally every single thing up in his life and he's either painfully unaware or has the best cope game I've ever seen. Like if you summarized his personality, likes, dislikes, interests, etc. and tried to get a show written about him everyone would criticize the character for being so unrealistic and unrelatable. It'd be an instant comedy.

Also, no way the 20 something year old cashier boy was ogling the ol' side winders, he was probably giving them the same look you give a wheelchair bound kid with severe cerebral palsy who just started grunting at you as you walked by and you can't decide whether ignoring them or flashing a polite smile is the right move.

 

[kazuhiro]

Phil made dinosaur donuts. OMG.

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

Homo milk.

Vagina patched.

Revisiting old glory.


Crossover with Philosophy Tube.

Defiling a kid's TV show.

Relationship woe...

...but rocking tits.



Buying overpriced merch might help.

 

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Ooooh, I wonder who dumped/got dumped.

 

[Poonocchio]

Ooooh, I wonder who dumped/got dumped.

Could be chad troon he was getting bum sechsed by.

Kevin bumped uglies (literally) with a fellow troon yesterday. Includes new selfies & a pic of Unicron, nothing too NSFW.

Spoiler

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[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Ooooh, I wonder who dumped/got dumped.

It could be any number of troons. Kevin and the rest of the terminally online mental patients have an elementary student's understanding of relationships. Kevin will pull the "woe is me am sad smoll bean uwu pwease gibs moneh" thing for a few days and then find something new to consoom and the "break up" will be forgotten. Memory-holed like so much else.

 

[Poonocchio]

It could be any number of troons. Kevin and the rest of the terminally online mental patients have an elementary student's understanding of relationships. Kevin will pull the "woe is me am sad smoll bean uwu pwease gibs moneh" thing for a few days and then find something new to consoom and the "break up" will be forgotten. Memory-holed like so much else.

This is true. Probably someone he's never met IRL but another terminally online troon he's swapped amhole pics with and typed disgusting sex things to.

 

[FinnSven]

Kevin cannot comprehend that many people here do not actually want bad things to happen to him, that they want him to be happy.

This unfortunately is not just a Kevin thing.

In previous generations, bullying in the context of “ribbing” was a way of correcting behavior or unrealistic expectations.

Now, thanks to everyone being told they are special and bullies are always wrong, even gentle teasing is a heinous crime.

Like if you summarized his personality, likes, dislikes, interests, etc. and tried to get a show written about him everyone would criticize the character for being so unrealistic and unrelatable. It'd be an instant comedy.

Maybe if Jesse Armstrong and Sam Bain, the writers of Peep Show, made a new show in the same vein based on the Tranch.

 

[stupid frog]

https://www.instagram.com/transsalamander/

 

[Melee Bouquet]

@FinnSven yes, bullying and open disapproval are forbidden but flying into a fury over micro-aggressions is fine as long as it's styled as ideologically approved moral outrage. As you say, it's not just a Kevin thing. Despite being stupid and socially retarded he has a native intelligence for all the manipulative, opportunistic badness he does and navigates the current cultural confusion just fine. Like all the other emboldened reprobates, Kevin doesn't understand his power comes from a dysfunctional society, not because he's right, worthy, or actually in charge.

It's one of my favorite things about him... Anyway, was Kevin’s breast augmentation surgeon, Dr. Eduardo Gonzalez Barreda, ever discussed by name? Given the seethe spiral he sent Kevie into and his Bateman-esque Doximity pic, I can’t believe he wasn’t…

 

[stupid frog]

Do you guys think Kevin still takes those anti AIDS pills?

 

[Postal_Rat]

Do you guys think Kevin still takes those anti AIDS pills?

Depends how bad the side effects are but very likely not I feel like he only started for twitter attention

 

[kazuhiro]

Do you guys think Kevin still takes those anti AIDS pills?

I forgot he was on them. Quote from September 2022:

Yay we back.

Kevin is on PrEP just like all the other lesbians

Whether Kevin is still taking the pills ~18 months later depends on whether it requires any effort or discomfort on his part. So long as taking them doesn't involve him having to do or feel anything unpleasant, he probably is.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Could be chad troon he was getting bum sechsed by.

Wait a sec— I thought KevKev said butt sex was impossible for him? That’s practically why he had the amhole installed…. Which he can’t use either.

He was probably dumped because the other troon wanted sex.

Edited to add: wouldn’t it be funny if former Kevin was repulsed by the the thought of his actual girlfriend using a strap-on on him, but current KevKev tries to take dick from his “girlfriends” and can’t physically do it? It’s all degenerate, but now he’s in Bizarro world.

 

[FinnSven]

Wait a sec— I thought KevKev said butt sex was impossible for him? That’s practically why he had the amhole installed…. Which he can’t use either.

He was probably dumped because the other troon wanted sex.

Edited to add: wouldn’t it be funny if former Kevin was repulsed by the the thought of his actual girlfriend using a strap-on on him, but current KevKev tries to take dick from his “girlfriends” and can’t physically do it? It’s all degenerate, but now he’s in Bizarro world.

The thing that I don’t think is clear, but I probably shouldn’t dwell on, is if Kev uses the main bed he sleeps in to attempt sex with these additional troonfriends?

Expecting a normal human to fuck you in some stinking sordid unwashed, definitely shit and probably piss stained bed in an atrocious room filled with toys will lead to most people noping out at that point.

Maybe the horror takes a few days to sink in with Troons?

 

[Box Tie]

Wait a sec— I thought KevKev said butt sex was impossible for him? That’s practically why he had the amhole installed…. Which he can’t use either.

Unfortunately I remember him whining about anal at some point, fortunately the exact details escape me. My impressions of then remain and as I recall he just couldn't be bothered to undertake the work of cleaning out his asshole before sex. Knowing him it is less about the ick factor and more that he's just too lazy to clean and groom himself down there.

 

[Kane Lives]

Unfortunately I remember him whining about anal at some point, fortunately the exact details escape me. My impressions of then remain and as I recall he just couldn't be bothered to undertake the work of cleaning out his asshole before sex. Knowing him it is less about the ick factor and more that he's just too lazy to clean and groom himself down there.

I am more surprised people took one look at KevKev, and went "yeah I want to have anal sex with this pig".

 

[Oxyjen]

A few months back I had a dream that I saw Kevvie and friends in Walmart. It felt like meeting a celebrity in the dream. Woke up and knew then I needed to take a break from reading his and the Tranch's thread.

I actually, in real life, realized I was shopping in the trancher’s local Walmart a few months back. Yes, it would have been like spotting royalty.
They would have looked out of place for being white and with weird colored hair as much as anything else.

 

[Friendly Futa]

Do you guys think Kevin still takes those anti AIDS pills?

no lol

 

[The Judean People's Front]

saying of his surgeon "I want him to kinda take the lead on this."

Sorry, I gotta back up to this bit for a moment.

This approach might be intelligent if he was going to a world-class maxillofacial plastic surgeon with decades of experience and technique under their belt, but because he's a govt grifter going to whoever Kaiser can spare from actual important surgeries, he's gonna get whatever resident has an open schedule and a passing interest in facial plastic surgery.

Not only is Kevvy signing up for this likely inexperienced and under-qualified person to dremel down his jaw and brow-bone - hopefully without damaging nerves or otherwise paralyzing him - but he's asking this person to PICK what surgeries he's gonna receive.

It's absolutely baffling to me.

 

[AnOminous]

Not only is Kevvy signing up for this likely inexperienced and under-qualified person to dremel down his jaw and brow-bone - hopefully without damaging nerves or otherwise paralyzing him - but he's asking this person to PICK what surgeries he's gonna receive.

I'm sure they won't ask questions if he's volunteering his repulsive face for experimentation as a guinea pig plain old pig.