Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

[Sicko Hunter]

I have to imagine it's similar to DSP's audience. I think most watching Nick now are hate-watching and coming from his detractors to laugh.

Disagree. Nick still has a good amount of dedicated sycophants go read his chat.

 

[BronzeAgeJew]

How long is the zoomer perm going to conceal his receding hairline.

 

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Guy’s a massive lolcow, sperg and low iq. He’s a self admitted 95 IQ “philosopher”. He also spends all day on twitter seething about Jews and nothing else. He’s such a sperg he even turns off other people in the far right but also other JQers such as Adam Green. Over the past year Gage has been trying to appease Fuentes and the Groypers and it looks like it worked:

Potential thread material? I've been itching to see some of Fuentes's new orbiters from Twitter get dug into.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Potential thread material? I've been itching to see some of Fuentes's new orbiters from Twitter get dug into.

Absolutely. His Twitter is full of his epic car video spergouts and he loses his mind over stupid shit. He blocks, he seethes and he’s very low iq.

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Highlights from last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1323 - April 22, 2024
Monologue is about Candace Owens posting about atrocities committed against the Germans in WWII, and the House of Representatives passing bills providing $95B of aid to Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan.

• 0:25:55 -- Show starts
• 0:30:40 -- Nick claims they've sold 1000+ AFPAC tickets.
• 0:54:20 -- Nick declares that "conversos" (people who converted from Judaism to Catholicism) are not true believers and should not be allowed any political power. "So the next step is to make sure that it's true believers, not conversos, that are running the show. There can be no conversos running it. It's got to be the real deal, by blood legit." -Nick
• 1:34:55 -- Superchats
• 1:36:10 -- Nick plays Call of War while reading superchats. "I'm playing this game right now. I'm playing this Call of War game. It's crazy." -Nick
• 1:37:25 -- Superchatter suggests that social media is causing declining testosterone levels, and says "something to keep in mind next time you're mindlessly consuming digital goyslop on Instagram." Nick calls the superchatter a "fucking idiot." "Why don't you leave the thinking to me? This guy comes up with the most half-baked, convoluted, stupid on its face theory and then says, 'Think about that next time you mindlessly consume goysl—' Shut the fuck up you dumb idiot." -Nick
• 1:41:55 -- Superchatter suggests that Nick make a torrent archive for all of his shows so his fans will always have access to them. Nick seethes about people telling him what he should do all the time. "That's my favorite thing. I love when I talk to my parents and it's just a checklist of things you should do. 'Did you do this? Did you do that? You should do this. Have you thought about that?' And then I hear it on the superchats every day, and then I hear it from other fucking people every day. I love that." -Nick
• 1:44:20 -- Nick talks about working at UPS for a month. He seethes about his boss telling him to come to work on time (Nick came in late, of course).
• 1:58:00 -- Superchatter "reena" says Nick is "smart, funny, and an inspiration to [her]," and asks why it's a red flag if a woman watches Nick's show. Nick puts his hand over his face and says "this is why." He says the superchat makes him want to kill the superchatter and then himself. He mimes grabbing the woman and punching her in the face. He says he needs to marry a woman who doesn't speak English, so that he doesn't fly into a rage at her questions and kill her.
  
• 2:16:40 -- Superchatter says Nick, "with his high IQ,' will give a history lesson on WWII and then drop N bombs, fart on air, and pick his nose. "I don't know when I've ever farted or picked my nose on the stream. I'm not that vulgar, okay?" -Nick
• 2:25:00 -- Superchatter asks Nick, "Where/how can I learn to argue/school others on politics and garner as much respect as I can in the process?" Nick glares at the camera. "No. You can't do it. You can't do it. If you could, you would. You can't. You don't have it in you." -Nick

Highlights continued under the spoiler.

Spoiler: Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday highlights

America First 1324 - April 23, 2024
Monologue is about Congress voting to ban TikTok unless ByteDance divests from the company, and all the ways America sucks now.

• 0:19:20 -- Show starts
• 0:25:10 -- Nick says if TikTok gets banned, he will kill himself because "everything in this country sucks," everything being McDonald's, Star Wars, Marvel movies, Saturday Night Live, and WalMart. He says if TikTok is banned, "it's going to be an intense blow to [him]self, to [his] consciousness and [his] life."
  
• 1:13:55 -- Nick says he saw a TikTok of black people at a prom that annoyed him. Then he saw a white guy reacting to the video and saying "black people do prom right!" and it filled him with rage. "He's like, some white guy who has the potential of the world behind his eyes, in the white mind. And he's glazing these, he's glazing black people. (...) Ugh, everything I see is just a horror show. Everything I see is just paralyzing me with rage." -Nick
• 1:19:50 -- Superchats
• 1:31:30 -- Superchatter asks Nick to rank the songs on Vultures. Nick says he's "off the Kanye train" (again). "I heard this thing like, he's gonna do porn now. And I saw his interview the other day with Justin Laboy, keeps calling himself God. I'm out. You know, Vultures wasn't even that good." -Nick
  
• 1:34:10 -- Superchatter "spence" sends $250.
• 1:49:05 -- Superchatter says Kanye West, who recently announced he will open a porn studio, is "just a few steps further than [Nick] on the utility over morality spectrum." Nick says he has no idea what the superchatter is talking about.
  
• 1:52:25 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he saw Laura Loomer's tweets saying she has no sympathy for innocent Palestinians dying, calls Loomer a psycho and a liability, and asks Nick what is the point of keeping her around. Nick asks what the superchatter means by "keeping her around." He says he talked to Loomer on a Twitter space a few weeks ago, and he can't remember the last time they collabed before that. "Fuck off, faggot. She's my friend. What is 'keeping her around?' Like as if I say, 'I can't be friends with you anymore.' What does that change? Ugh, kill yourself. Fuck you." -Nick (So... she won't be at AFPAC 4 then?)
• 1:56:20 -- Superchatter asks Nick, "Thoughts on blacks and browns infiltrating our movement?" "I don't see it. Where's that happening?" -Nick
• 1:59:30 -- Nick shows off his yellow shorts.
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America First 1325 - April 24, 2024
Monologue is about anti-Israel protests at college campuses across the US.

• 0:14:40 -- Show starts
• 1:15:00 -- Superchats
• 1:18:00 -- Superchatter asks Nick, if he were stuck on a desert island for five years, would he rather be stuck with Keith Woods or Zherka? Nick says he would pick Keith, because Nick is easily annoyed, and Keith is "totally chill, extremely pleasant, laid back, stoic, unflappable, nothing bothers him." He says he and Keith complement each other because Nick is "a true schizoid crazy person."
• 1:24:55 -- Superchatter says bidets are $40 on Amazon. Nick asks "Is that real?" and immediately looks up bidets on Amazon. He says he'll buy one.
• 1:28:40 -- Superchatter quotes Ephesians 5:23, "For the husband is the head of the wife just as Christ is the head of the church, the body of which he is the Savior." He asks, "Since Christ laid down his life and sacrificed in love, what's this mean?" "Is this supposed to mean that we shouldn't beat the shit out of women? Because God was killing people. God flooded the world, but I can't put my hands on my wife? God can kill everyone in the world with the flood, and you know, God leads the church, but I can't, like, firmly grasp it." -Nick
• 1:32:00 -- Nick seethes about Daniel Schmidt and Baked Alaska betraying him during YE24.
• 2:00:30 -- Superchatter says he feels like he's watching a MKUltra switch turn on with boomers/gen X in regards to the protests. He says, "I know I'm not saying anything new or anything any of us don't already know but still it really is insane." Nick says the superchatter is just yapping. "It's not fucking funny. There's no real questions in here. It's just a load of fucking shit every night."-Nick
  
• 2:08:40-- Nick lectures for 14 minutes about power and violence. He says people should be killed for messing with British Royal Guards. "And what would it look like if just one of these guys fell on the ground, on their butt, with their hat on the ground, and got beat up? What would that visual symbolize? And if they got away with it? It's over. It's over. And yet they could do that. And that's because everyone would consider it to be extreme if people were killed for messing with the Royal Guard like that. (...) You have to kill people that mess with the Royal Guard." -Nick (Wait til he learns what happened to the British Empire...)
• 2:14:30 -- Nick continues his lecture by talking about how the implicit threat of violence against the woman must be present for marriage to work. "If your wife is punching you or something, or if your wife says something really fucked up to you, or doesn't do what you say, or I mean, really out of line, what are you going to do?" -Nick
• 2:26:30 -- Superchatter asks Nick why he hates on working out. Nick cuts off the superchat halfway. "Shut up. Shut up. Go watch something else." -Nick
• 2:29:00 -- Superchatter says he's a big fan of Nick's recent monologue where he said his wife needs to be afraid that he'll put her in the dirt if she steps slightly out of bounds, adding "#mywifedoesntspeakanyenglish." Nick says the superchatter made it cringe.
• 2:30:30 -- Nick reads the last superchat and rips the headphones off his head. He says the superchats are "the biggest redpill." He compares exposure to "people" (superchatters) to a buildup of poison in the blood. "That's how you realize you can't blame the Jews. You can't blame black people. You can't blame women. You have to blame everybody, because most of the population are just knuckleheads." -Nick
  

America First 1326 - April 25, 2024
Monologue is about Twitter drama surrounding Lauren Southern, and anti-Israel protests at college campuses (again).

• 0:23:55 -- Show starts
• 0:26:35 -- Nick tells the audience to downvote negative comments in the Rumble comment section. "So, we gotta get in the comments section. We gotta send these people to heaven, really send them to hell. That's where they're all going. We gotta send them to hell. I'm leading an army into the comments section and we're going to kill all the people, metaphorically, that are leaving the negative comments." -Nick
• 0:29:30 -- Nick says he replaced his chair, because he had "an epiphany" and realized his old squeaky chair was creating "a crescendo of anger" in him, though the problem was mostly the superchats.
• 0:32:45 -- Nick says there will be no congresspeople attending AFPAC 4. He says they're "past that." He says at previous AFPACs, they were using the congressmen to "confer legitimacy upon the movement, and it succeeded and it worked." Then he copes about Marjorie Taylor Greene and Paul Gosar disavowing him.
  
  • Clipped in the AFPAC 4 thread
• 1:37:55 -- Superchats
• 1:50:40 -- Superchatter says he's looking for a wife, and asks Nick if it would be better for him to marry "a young white unassertive woman" or "a Catholic woman who loves God and loves [him]." "I'm not going to tell you that, fag boy. Find a decent woman, stupid bitch." -Nick
• 2:05:10 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he'd be interested in collabing with Ron Unz, and asks if he thinks Unz would be interested. Nick says the way the superchatter asks questions reminds him of his mom. He describes the feeling of a woman calling him as like a hook going through a fish's head. "Get away from me. Stop asking me questions." -Nick
• 2:12:40 -- Nick pauses superchats to do something in Call of War (which he has obviously been playing for the entire superchat segment).
• 2:16:20 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he can popularize the term "postjudice" to replace "prejudice," "since it's post analysis not pre analysis in most cases." Nick puts his hand over his face. He tells the superchatter to shut the fuck up, and says it'll never catch on.
• 2:18:30 -- Superchatter says, "Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them, am I right?" "Can't live with them, can't kill them." -Nick

 

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1:59:30 -- Nick shows off his yellow shorts.

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Spongebob Squarepants headass

 

[thefreshmaker]

Nick declares that "conversos" (people who converted from Judaism to Catholicism) are not true believers and should not be allowed any political power. "So the next step is to make sure that it's true believers, not conversos, that are running the show. There can be no conversos running it. It's got to be the real deal, by blood legit.

It's been a while and I forget which Epistle it is, but Paul addresses this in his letters to the early churches; the "true believers" are often well outside the halls of the church. Those within were prone to sicknesses of faith and infighting, and demanding others reach for sainthood whilst not bothering themselves - these same people would then have the gall to say outsiders cannot hear the word of the Lord. The reality is that those who have chosen of their own free will to listen to the good news are often better practitioners of the faith and aren't comfortable as know-it-all charlatans. What was it about stones that Jesus said Nick?

Superchatter suggests that social media is causing declining testosterone levels, and says "something to keep in mind next time you're mindlessly consuming digital goyslop on Instagram." Nick calls the superchatter a "fucking idiot." "Why don't you leave the thinking to me? This guy comes up with the most half-baked, convoluted, stupid on its face theory and then says, 'Think about that next time you mindlessly consume goysl—' Shut the fuck up you dumb idiot."

Following on from above, Nick is the leader of the church decrying the great satan in all his flock and then turning around and fornicating and lying and indulging in gluttony.

That's my favorite thing. I love when I talk to my parents and it's just a checklist of things you should do. 'Did you do this? Did you do that? You should do this. Have you thought about that?' And then I hear it on the superchats every day, and then I hear it from other fucking people every day. I love that."

It's called "love" Nick. They care for you and want you to be happy, first by doing things they know will help you. Maybe try listening for a change.

Nick talks about working at UPS for a month. He seethes about his boss telling him to come to work on time (Nick came in late, of course).

Loafers deserve lashings.

He says he needs to marry a woman who doesn't speak English, so that he doesn't fly into a rage at her questions and kill her.

A healthy mindset.

"Where/how can I learn to argue/school others on politics and garner as much respect as I can in the process?" Nick glares at the camera. "No. You can't do it. You can't do it. If you could, you would. You can't. You don't have it in you."

For real, go to debate club or similar. Volunteer for public speaking in class. Ask your boss if you can make announcements. Experience is key.

Nick says if TikTok gets banned, he will kill himself because "everything in this country sucks," everything being McDonald's, Star Wars, Marvel movies, Saturday Night Live, and WalMart. He says if TikTok is banned, "it's going to be an intense blow to [him]self, to [his] consciousness and [his] life."

A healthy mindset.

Ugh, everything I see is just a horror show. Everything I see is just paralyzing me with rage."

A healthy mindset.

Superchatter quotes Ephesians 5:23, "For the husband is the head of the wife just as Christ is the head of the church, the body of which he is the Savior." He asks, "Since Christ laid down his life and sacrificed in love, what's this mean?" "Is this supposed to mean that we shouldn't beat the shit out of women? Because God was killing people. God flooded the world, but I can't put my hands on my wife? God can kill everyone in the world with the flood, and you know, God leads the church, but I can't, like, firmly grasp it."

Yes, Nick, you aren't allowed to just beat and kill people just because he rained fire and brimstone on sinners. You have no such right when all life is sacred. The fundamental, distilled essence of Christianity is sacrifice and labor for your fellow man. That is best served by love and sacrifice, not torture and hatred.

 

[Nebling]

Converts from Judaism aren't legit

So he's thrown out all the apostles and Paul. I guess he can add it to calling St Joseph a cuck and his tranny and furry love.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

• 1:13:55 -- Nick says he saw a TikTok of black people at a prom that annoyed him. Then he saw a white guy reacting to the video and saying "black people do prom right!" and it filled him with rage. "He's like, some white guy who has the potential of the world behind his eyes, in the white mind. And he's glazing these, he's glazing black people. (...) Ugh, everything I see is just a horror show. Everything I see is just paralyzing me with rage." -Nick

You mean like how you have glazed Kanye for literally years Nick?

 

[TheBigRevelator]

So he's thrown out all the apostles and Paul. I guess he can add it to calling St Joseph a cuck and his tranny and furry love.

Would love to see someone press Nick on his religious beliefs and what he sincerely believes. /pol/ neo-nazism has rotted his brain. Yes Jews should be called out but these types of brain dead takes on Christianity are absurd especially considering he's a Catholic lol.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Would love to see someone press Nick on his religious beliefs and what he sincerely believes. /pol/ neo-nazism has rotted his brain. Yes Jews should be called out but these types of brain dead takes on Christianity are absurd especially considering he's a Catholic lol.

Jay Dyer had a debate with him a few years ago I believe. Jay completely destroyed him, and I am not a Dyer fan in any way. Since then Nick really never gets into theology or any specifics on Catholicism, instead he will make some statement, and then rely on Classical Theist to defend that position for him, either by quote mining things, or the defense of 'well it is just jokes and hyperbole.' I posted a few weeks ago how Classical Theist and Pinesap defended Nick against Trent Horn. They ignored the clip of Nick saying 'I love Hitler' and his followers chanting 'Christ is King,' and defended him saying 'Hitler was really cool.' The defense from CT and Pinesap was literally "There are so many layers of irony and metanarratives that Nick is bringing up here, you have to watch his shows to understand his nuance and ironic humor."

 

[TheBigRevelator]

Jay Dyer had a debate with him a few years ago I believe. Jay completely destroyed him, and I am not a Dyer fan in any way. Since then Nick really never gets into theology or any specifics on Catholicism, instead he will make some statement, and then rely on Classical Theist to defend that position for him, either by quote mining things, or the defense of 'well it is just jokes and hyperbole.' I posted a few weeks ago how Classical Theist and Pinesap defended Nick against Trent Horn. They ignored the clip of Nick saying 'I love Hitler' and his followers chanting 'Christ is King,' and defended him saying 'Hitler was really cool.' The defense from CT and Pinesap was literally "There are so many layers of irony and metanarratives that Nick is bringing up here, you have to watch his shows to understand his nuance and ironic humor."

I remember that debate. In fairness Nick was like 20 but was obviously out of his league. Unfortunately Nick hasn't done much learning about the topic. I assume Nick probably believes but half ass believes just like he kinda half asses everything nowadays. The dude seems extremely black pilled & depressed about the state of his life but doesn't have the courage to just go do something else or take time away from his movement.

 

[Ishtar]

Weird I just saw Paxtube post something on telegram about conversos as well.

I take it he and classical theist basically do Nick’s theology for him?

 

[thefreshmaker]

Would love to see someone press Nick on his religious beliefs and what he sincerely believes. /pol/ neo-nazism has rotted his brain. Yes Jews should be called out but these types of brain dead takes on Christianity are absurd especially considering he's a Catholic lol.

Nick is as Catholic as Joe Biden

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Some of Nick's brilliant takes on theology and the Bible:

1:49:45 -- Superchatter asks Nick what his favorite Bible verse is. Nick says he doesn't have one.

11:18:30 -- Superchatter asks Nick what his favorite gospel is. Nick says he doesn't have a favorite, he hasn't read them enough times to "separate them out" and pick one. "If I had to pick, uh, Matthew's the first one, right? Maybe Matthew." -Nick

2:29:00 -- Superchatter asks Nick about his eschatological beliefs, says the Catholic church doesn't seem to have a clear position, and says he believes that all Bible prophecy was fulfilled by 70 AD and we are in the Kingdom of Heaven (this would be a Preterist, realized eschatology). Nick says "that is what Catholics believe." He says "the mark of the beast was Nero" (the beast was Nero, the mark of the beast was something else, dumbass), and "what we're called, I think, is millenarian" (this is also wrong, the Catholic Church rejects millenarianism, and Nick already made this mistake in episode 1188 ).

1:20:00 -- Superchatter says Nick hates poor white people and dismisses poor black people as "just like that." He quotes Jesus (Luke 6:20,24): "Blessed be ye poor, for yours is the kingdom of God." and "Woe unto you that are rich! For ye have received your consolation." Nick calls the superchatter poor and says it's true, he hates poor people. "Listen, I just hate poor people. Is that okay? Like, why is everyone so mad about that? I go on the show and I'm like, 'I hate poor people,' and everyone's like, 'You can't say that, I'm poor!' It's like, yeah. Kill yourself." -Nick

1:51:40 -- Superchatter says he's considering converting from Baptist to Catholic, but he doesn't understand why evolution is accepted by the Catholic Church, and why words and verses are missing from the Douay-Rheims Bible. He asks Nick to explain why he chose Catholicism when it seems to be flawed. Nick says evolution is not a "dogmatic theological belief" in the Catholic Church and calls the superchatter ignorant. He asks the superchatter to be more specific about what verses are missing from the Douay-Rheims and counters that Protestants removed seven books from the Bible. He then rants for a few minutes about St. Peter, papal authority, and says "every system is dying" other than Catholicism (guess he hasn't seen the Mass attendance stats...). "If anything, it's, I mean, our Bible is based on the Greek Septuagint. Your Bible is based on the Hebrew Masoretic Text, which came later. The Jews made a Bible based on Hebrew, which was newer than the Septuagint, the Greek, and your Bible is based on that. So how do you explain that your Bible was made to conform to heretical blasphemous Talmudic Jews and ours came from the Greeks?" -Nick
[This is all laughably wrong btw, I explain it in detail in the original post]

Him attacking "conversos" (as if modern day converts are comparable to medieval Jews who were forced to convert under threat of expulsion or death) is obviously an attempt to elevate himself as an authority on Catholicism over Trent Horn. The problem is Horn has a master's degree in theology, is a professor of apologetics, and has written over a dozen books defending Catholicism. Nick lacks a bare minimum of biblical literacy, so he resorts to muh by blood, cradle Catholic bona fides (a hilariously anti-Christian case to make).

 

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Him attacking "conversos" (as if modern day converts are comparable to medieval Jews who were forced to convert under threat of expulsion or death) is obviously an attempt to elevate himself as an authority on Catholicism over Trent Horn. The problem is Horn has a master's degree in theology, is a professor of apologetics, and has written over a dozen books defending Catholicism. Nick lacks a bare minimum of biblical literacy, so he resorts to muh by blood, cradle Catholic bona fides (a hilariously anti-Christian case to make).

Setting aside the fact that Fuentes is not any sort of moral arbiter, but a homosexualist, this is absolute nonsense. A Spanish peasant in the 1400s could rightly recognize that a lying jew like Horn is not a Christian, but a jewish deceiver. You suggest that such a man- holding to the same views as Christians for thousands of years- would not be 'Christian'?

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Setting aside the fact that Fuentes is not any sort of moral arbiter, but a homosexualist, this is absolute nonsense. A Spanish peasant in the 1400s could rightly recognize that a lying jew like Horn is not a Christian, but a jewish deceiver. You suggest that such a man- holding to the same views as Christians for thousands of years- would not be 'Christian'?

I'm saying appealing to blood is antithetical to a universalizing religion.

 

[Ishtar]

I don’t think Fuentes is a remotely sincere Catholic. It’s probably just a branding decision.

 

[Laughing Putin]

Him attacking "conversos" (as if modern day converts are comparable to medieval Jews who were forced to convert under threat of expulsion or death) is obviously an attempt to elevate himself as an authority on Catholicism over Trent Horn. The problem is Horn has a master's degree in theology, is a professor of apologetics, and has written over a dozen books defending Catholicism. Nick lacks a bare minimum of biblical literacy, so he resorts to muh by blood, cradle Catholic bona fides (a hilariously anti-Christian case to make).

The irony here is that Nick is attacking his own lineage. One look at Nick's father, and it's obvious that side of the family are conversos. Maybe Nick thinks he's a Catholic "by blood" because of his mother?

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Setting aside the fact that Fuentes is not any sort of moral arbiter, but a homosexualist, this is absolute nonsense. A Spanish peasant in the 1400s could rightly recognize that a lying jew like Horn is not a Christian, but a jewish deceiver. You suggest that such a man- holding to the same views as Christians for thousands of years- would not be 'Christian'?

How is Trent a deceiver?