Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Space Pope]

“Even Rekieta would know to shut up and he can’t even make it to speeding ticket court”
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Imagine getting clowned on by both Steel Toe and Mersh.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He seems super thrilled about both the topic(s) and streaming on a Monday.
No "witty" remark about his appearance either.

Hey now, that pubic hair covered blob came in 97th in a puzzle building contest for the elderly and disabled, you show some respect.

Was...was this a gag or something? Or does he just really enjoy puzzles?

 

[Bepis]

Was...was this a gag or something? Or does he just really enjoy puzzles?

I think it's just a thing all frumpy middle-aged lesbian couples do.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hey now, that pubic hair covered blob came in 97th in a puzzle building contest for the elderly and disabled, you show some respect.

I bet Joshua Conner Moon turned their effort into a 3-hour-long seethe session on MATI.
Oh wait, he didn't.
Oh wait, they took nearly that long to complete the puzzle in the first place.

Shameful. They should stick to what they're good at, crying about Maddox for the trillionth time and making women weighing more than an urn FATTT jokes. So funny and original.

 

[Anticipointment]

The thing with Kayla is kind of like how Nick portrayed himself as the chad dad, relatable to the blue collar everyman type. He represented Kayla as wholesome & grounded.

For example, he used to almost brag about how she didn’t often wear make-up & was super low maintenance. That’s how she had time for all the kids & taking care of the house. She didn’t waste time on beauty crap or shopping for the latest fashions.

For an average guy listening to Nick, sick of self obsessed, attention seeking thots it was refreshing to know that such women existed. As with Nick, the signs were there all along, the tattoos, the nose ring, & personally, I found her too dumb, boring & obnoxious-voiced to listen to (she flew under the radar how Drex did, because when he was on it was generally a skip) but for Nick, she seemed a good wife.

Then there was the Mandy thirst, the wine aunts, the wrecked body talk & bam, Kayla is a whole different person than she’d been portrayed as. It is very unsettling to see such a drastic change in a relatively short period of time.

Also, after so many kids, a breast lift or whatever they do, ok, but the more weight she looses the more ridiculous those fake tits look, & don’t match her frame.

 

[Chazzed Up]

The thing with Kayla is kind of like how Nick portrayed himself as the chad dad, relatable to the blue collar everyman type. He represented Kayla as wholesome & grounded.

For example, he used to almost brag about how she didn’t often wear make-up & was super low maintenance. That’s how she had time for all the kids & taking care of the house. She didn’t waste time on beauty crap or shopping for the latest fashions.

For an average guy listening to Nick, sick of self obsessed, attention seeking thots it was refreshing to know that such women existed. As with Nick, the signs were there all along, the tattoos, the nose ring, & personally, I found her too dumb, boring & obnoxious-voiced to listen to (she flew under the radar how Drex did, because when he was on it was generally a skip) but for Nick, she seemed a good wife.

Then there was the Mandy thirst, the wine aunts, the wrecked body talk & bam, Kayla is a whole different person than she’d been portrayed as. It is very unsettling to see such a drastic change in a relatively short period of time.

Also, after so many kids, a breast lift or whatever they do, ok, but the more weight she looses the more ridiculous those fake tits look, & don’t match her frame.

It's just one big long PSA on why parasocial relationships with streamers are a mistake. I think people fooled themselves into believing that streamers/internet personalities were somehow more honest than say, celebrities, due to the perceived lack of prestige/exclusivity with streaming vs elite entertainment. The same ability to only selectively portray their life applies to anyone on the internet just as much as big celebrities. It's the increasing hunger for attention and the battle against becoming irrelevant (as their niches become outdated, and they subsequently refuse to learn a new trick), that makes people like Nick go mask off eventually.

 

[Particle Bored]

jfc if you are all 20 somethings you don't understand collagen deficiency 40+ also she has been pregnant with nearly half a dozen spawn so her shedding weight as a menopausal woman is normal please throw peanuts where it counts

a lot of fats on the internet - if you hate rackets have some compassion for his wife

Newfag baselessly speculating on KF demographics.

Protip: many, many kiwis are in their 30-40s, married, with kids.

 

[daffodils]

Gov. Abbott Stands Up to Biden Title IX, 2nd Amendment is More Than Guns, More?

• Opening
  • Nights are "settling down", everything getting under control; Nick likes to "talk through problems"
  • topic preview; first whiskey gets poured; child at the door
  • The midshow break will be shorter tonight
  • can't do the Karen Read trial right now; plans to do shows with Joe, Dani Ahn, Lead Attorney, Drex
  • chats, reading a lot of unpaid ones; Trump talk
  • Crowder subathon, "not really streaming" according to Nick, his favorite gimmick was dressing up as an e-girl
  • Nick likes covering elections because it's funny, but won't get deep into the issues
  • second whiskey (31m)
  • Richardoteam again, says that Nick "fucks his drugged up wife on breaks"; Nick:"I wish I was that cool"; gay talk
• Title IX (~35m)
  • article reading, comedy, some relatively coherent legal commentary; viewer asks for fat shaming
  • third whiskey (~47m)
  • more chats; Nick saw his dad the other day
  • chat:"How hard is it to change the schedule?" -- "You're not a homeschooler of five children... it's fucking near impossible!"
  • third whiskey gone; Rumble flip (~1h10m)
  • "taking a literal 4 minute break"; 8 minutes
  • "I think they're not all trans, some of them just use gender identity"; ruining women's sports is funny; women's sports are a fiction; should embrace femininity by wearing tiny shorts
  • fourth whiskey (~1h37m)
  • "evolutionary biology"; Nick explains the greater male variability hypothesis
  • complains about group showers
  • "Of course I call people what they want to be called"; "Pronouns are stupid"
  • Midwesterners are fat and all look the same gender; the problem with Minnesota swinger communities is that you don't know if you're banging the wife or the husband
  • Moving from Texas to Minnesota was traumatic for Nick
  • Nick wouldn't want to move to a city
  • Nick's kids don't have to deal with getting shot,stabbed or beaten, but Nick would have if he had stayed on the mean streets of Houston; he would have gone to Eisenhower High School (~1h57m)
  • Dad worked for Control Data and left with Steve Cray when he opened up Cray [According to Wikipedia that would have been 1972]; Dad worked for Cray for 35 years as a "software analyst or engineer... a troubleshooting guy", survived all the layoffs; changes in corporate America
• Second Amendment article (2h7m)
  • sounds drunk now
  • fifth whiskey (2h10m)
  • minute long break, not door-related (2h36)
  • bull and snack tray joke
  • He's healthy, schedule settling down, there will be a show tomorrow

It's become pretty obvious over the last few shows that he currently isn't on whatever he was taking in March. He's a lot more focused and coherent and has cut down on the gay handwaving and exaggerated facial expressions. At the same time, his alcohol consumption has gone up from 2-3 to 5-6 drinks in a three hour window. This affects him remarkably little except for mild slurring and general slowdown late in the show.

 

[Oliver Onions]

a lot of fats on the internet - if you hate rackets have some compassion for his wife

Why would I have any compassion for the woman who lays around in a pill-induced stupor watching Star Trek reruns instead of raising her kids/getting them out the house and away from their degenerate alcoholic sex pest of a father?

Even with her recent weight loss, she looks fine.

If she were to lose more weight, then there may be a problem.

If Our Wife had always looked the way she does in the recent photos you might have a point, she still wouldn't be my type but horses for courses.

The issue is the dramatic change in her appearance in a relatively short period of time. I'm not a woman. or even a man pretending to be one, but I'm pretty sure menopause doesn't make you instantly drop a ton of weight and turn your face into Bruce Campbell in Escape From LA, so it's obvious whatever she's done to herself isn't natural.

She also looks completely fucking manic, which is a bigger concern than any of the physical changes because it increases the odds there are zero competent parents in a house with half a dozen kids.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Newfag baselessly speculating on KF demographics.

Protip: many, many kiwis are in their 30-40s, married, with kids.

Or are like that old british dude who does 3+ paragraph posts bragging on his kids on the regular.

Why would I have any compassion for the woman who lays around in a pill-induced stupor watching Star Trek reruns instead of raising her kids/getting them out the house and away from their degenerate alcoholic sex pest of a father?

If Our Wife had always looked the way she does in the recent photos you might have a point, she still wouldn't be my type but horses for courses.

The issue is the dramatic change in her appearance in a relatively short period of time. I'm not a woman. or even a man pretending to be one, but I'm pretty sure menopause doesn't make you instantly drop a ton of weight and turn your face into Bruce Campbell in Escape From LA, so it's obvious whatever she's done to herself isn't natural.

She also looks completely fucking manic, which is a bigger concern than any of the physical changes because it increases the odds there are zero competent parents in a house with half a dozen kids.

Isn't she around the same age as Rekieta? That'd put her in the early 40's at the youngest. It's not menopause unless she's some medical outlier.
The simps saying "she looks good for someone who is in their late 40's" aren't doing their case any favors when they're over half a decade off on her age.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Isn't she around the same age as Rekieta? That'd put her in the early 40's at the youngest. It's not menopause unless she's some medical outlier.

Yeah I think you're right, I only brought up the menopause because someone else was using it as an excuse for why Our Wife is going skelly mode.

 

[Father Balldo]

"I will be us."

 

[daffodils]

Another sensible Nick purchase. His camera costs $6000:

 

[AltisticRight]

It's the increasing hunger for attention and the battle against becoming irrelevant (as their niches become outdated, and they subsequently refuse to learn a new trick), that makes people like Nick go mask off eventually.

>can't teach an old dog new tricks
>I wore two balldos today, double the ballgasm

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Another sensible Nick purchase. His camera costs $6000:


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"nick is not an attractive man" "he look terrible" "sucked in face, gaunt"
poor rekieta is being negged by his bum chum so he doesn't go looking for better looking fags to lick their face

 

[Particle Bored]

Another sensible Nick purchase. His camera costs $6000:


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I wish Metokur did facecam, only because he'd be using this, and still be dominating.

 

[AltisticRight]

Another sensible Nick purchase. His camera costs $6000:


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How much did the tripod cost?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Or are like that old british dude who does 3+ paragraph posts bragging on his kids on the regular.

Fuck me.
Why would anyone want to talk about their wife and kids online?
The less people know the fucking better.

His camera costs $6000:

Well when he has to pivot to having Jack Murphy over to eat the cum out of his wife with him for money. At least the videos will be 4K HD.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

according to Nick, his favorite gimmick was dressing up as an e-girl

Uhh this explains a lot. I’m not saying Nick will definitely troon out, but the possibility it significantly greater than zero. But it’s possible I just don’t get that it’s FUNNY and WEIRD to cross dress.

ruining women's sports is funny; women's sports are a fiction; should embrace femininity by wearing tiny shorts

He’s really loving the misogyny lately. All he needed was a fat women joke and he would have used up all his non practicing comedia: material.

He's healthy, schedule settling down, there will be a show tomorrow

Healthy /= looking like a reanimated skeleton.

Another sensible Nick purchase. His camera costs $6000:


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STMS guy is flying very close to the sun between this and his wisecrack about not turning up to traffic court yesterday. Shower texts at midnight will come if he’s not careful.

 

[SargonF00t]

If Our Wife had always looked the way she does in the recent photos you might have a point, she still wouldn't be my type but horses for courses.

The issue is the dramatic change in her appearance in a relatively short period of time. I'm not a woman. or even a man pretending to be one, but I'm pretty sure menopause doesn't make you instantly drop a ton of weight and turn your face into Bruce Campbell in Escape From LA, so it's obvious whatever she's done to herself isn't natural.

She also looks completely fucking manic, which is a bigger concern than any of the physical changes because it increases the odds there are zero competent parents in a house with half a dozen kids.

I agree that what you have raised are things to be concerned about and why one would feel that things are only going to get worse for Kayla.

However my comments were limited to how she looks in the last few months/now.