Why does the movie "Se7en" fucking suck so hard?

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

It's like Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt were trying to act like they can't act anongst a set full of other bad actors and for some reason Brad Pitt tries to make sure you know when he is chewing gum on set. Goddamn what a piece of shit.

0 / 5 Sneeds

 

[DoomsdayElite]

I agree, I watched it once and didn't care for it at all, didn't understand what the fuck all the hype meant. Shit, I liked Alien 3 more, Fincher's first movie. And that one is fairly flawed, though the extended cut makes it somewhat more enjoyable.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

*takes finger off the negrate button*

You're only alive because I didn't kill you. Remember that.

 

[Calandrino]

You know a movie's half-assed when they don't even proofread the title

 

[eatler]

When the scene where he Brad Pitt says "WHATS IN THA BAAAAWWWKKKKSSSS" I lost it dude, I can't even. All that suspense and build up just for Brad Pitt to whine was unberable. I will have to add this to the mediocre pile along with fight club and Burn after reading, I just wish he would act in a movie for once, nepotism really gets you far in Hollywood eh?

 

[SCRAM]

Freeman should have shot Pitt in the end. Change my mind.

 

[Dick Mason]

The 5th Element and the 6th Sense were also bad. As was 8mm. 5, 6, 7, 8 - coincidence?

 

[Caesare]

As was 8mm.

I liked 8mm.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

When the scene where he Brad Pitt says "WHATS IN THA BAAAAWWWKKKKSSSS" I lost it dude, I can't even. All that suspense and build up just for Brad Pitt to whine was unberable. I will have to add this to the mediocre pile along with fight club and Burn after reading, I just wish he would act in a movie for once, nepotism really gets you far in Hollywood eh?

Watch Bullet Train, it's kino

Also, why does the OP fucking suck dicks so hard? It's like he was trying to act like he's not gay amongst a set full of other closeted gays and for some reason OP tries to make sure you know when he is slurping on cock. Goddamn what a faggot.

0 / 5 formerly Chucks

 

[Smar Mijou]

The 5th Element and the 6th Sense were also bad. As was 8mm. 5, 6, 7, 8 - coincidence?

The 5th Element (aside from Chris Tucker) was a goddamn fucking cinematic masterpiece and everybody knows it!

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Soft core torture porn

 

[Meat Target]

I will have to add this to the mediocre pile along with fight club and Burn after reading

Shut your whore mouth, child. Burn After Reading sent my sides into next dimension.

 

[Cheeseknife]

How do you even say the movie title?

"Se-Seven-en?"

Oh, and here's a funny parody:

 

[eatler]

Shut your whore mouth, child. Burn After Reading sent my sides into next dimension.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

The movie is more enjoyable if you pronounce it like it's spelled "Se-Seven-en", that way you don't take it seriously.

 

[Tablet County]

When the scene where he Brad Pitt says "WHATS IN THA BAAAAWWWKKKKSSSS" I lost it dude, I can't even. All that suspense and build up just for Brad Pitt to whine was unberable. I will have to add this to the mediocre pile along with fight club and Burn after reading, I just wish he would act in a movie for once, nepotism really gets you far in Hollywood eh?

When Brad Pitt said "ylikedags" in Snatch. was when I knew cinema was dead.

 

[pork and beans]

I will have to add this to the mediocre pile along with fight club

Edward Norton was definitely the better actor; I swear he’s still underrated despite being totally mainstream and famous. The best part of Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden was the outfits and his looks.

Watch Bullet Train, it's kino

it is, but i think if we are talking about performances the two guys that play Tangerine and Lemon do a way better job. Brad Pitt just looks really good.

also se7en wasn’t that bad, but it definitely was disappointing and didn’t live up to the hype; no wonder it’s remembered solely by the “WHAT’S IN THE BAWWX!” line. I like Fincher, but, I’d rather just watch Zodiac, which has a pretty similar premise but has Jake Gyllenhal acting instead.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

As was 8mm

Oh come on. That was one of Joel Schumacher's best films and represents the genre of films he's good at making. Just because it's from the same director as Batman and Robin doesn't guarantee it to be shitty.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The movie is more enjoyable if you pronounce it like it's spelled "Se-Seven-en", that way you don't take it seriously.

This is Nostalgia Critic level nit picking.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Oh, and here's a funny parody:

I was gonna bring up this as a good justification for Seven's existence
also one time I was doing audio for some paid programming about a kit you'd bring out on sales calls, and it all came in a box
so the host is talking about "you just put the box on the table.... and you start to do your pitch, but you never really mention the box... so the lead is wondering 'what's in the box'? "
at which point the cohost jumps in at full volume "WHAT'S IN THE BOOOXXXXXX" and I just about lost my shit because I did not expect a severed head joke to come up when taping Willy's Wonder Widget Power Hour