Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

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See you next Tuesday Balldo.

His boyfriend must be coming over so he is blowing off work. He’s literally acting like the teenage girl he’s always wanted to be.

That's hilarious. I want to watch DSP try to get through a Rekieta stream like a video game.

Uhhhh how do I laugh? This is bullshit. I'm listening to the joke but nothing's happening. Dude, I AM listening to the joke. It's not working. This is sooo stupid. Why does he keep talking about Denny's? Is that the punchline? I keep trying to laugh, but it doesn't do anything. Wow. I thought jokes were supposed to make you laugh. Even when I try to laugh a thousand times, nothing happens. Look, watch. He's talking about Stephen Hawking... I try to laugh... Nothing happens! What the fuuuck? How are you supposed to laugh at that? Wow dude. This is such bullshit.

Bugged Balldo mechanics. Nothing he could do, dood.

 

[Fapcop]

Is DSP that low?

Yes. Yes he is.

The DSP hate is overblown. Does DSP visit hedonistic cuck resorts and engage in swinging? Does he at least build his own PC?

No he does not build his own PCs. He’s such a boomer he doesn’t even update his drivers nor does he ever turn off his PC because he’s worried about it breaking.

As for swinging: Phil’s testicles have long ago shriveled up and he does not have sex, since he’s a mahture (asexual) ahdult.

Let’s compare the two, shall we?

Phil: Has a obese horse for a wife who hates him.
Nick: Has a non-fat wife, who’s willing to starve and undergo plastic surgery to please him.

Phil: Has a catson that he talks to and believes can understand English.
Nick: Has five kids. None of which are cats.

Phil: Begs literal retards for cash every single day. Is a few weeks of income away from losing house and second bankruptcy. No retirement funds. Will have to stream when he’s sixty.
Nick: Trustfund kid. Talks about 10.000$ purchases like you and I talk about a new PlayStation game to buy.

Phil: Spent 250.000$ on wrestling jpgs in a mobile game.
Nick: Spent 250.000$ on shitty art.

Now you may say that Nick is the bigger lolcow of the two, and I’m not going to argue since that’s a matter of taste.

Phil is definitely the bigger loser of the two though, and his bloodline will fortunately die with him. Nicks DNA will get passed on even if 50% of his kids are too messed up in the head to procreate.

And I hope he beats the IRS.

He didn’t. And he won’t. He’s on a (likely decades long) payment plan.

As for Phil’s bankruptcy, let’s not pretend that he “beat” anything.

It’s a system designed to give fuckups a “get out of jail free” card, as long as they can fill out a form and aren’t afraid of lying to a judge.

There are entire neighborhoods full of niggers who declared bankruptcy so they can get one over on whitey by never paying for their 60 inch TV.

Yeah, Nick was wrong about the bankruptcy, that’s because Nick is an idiot, not because Phil got a W.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

The Fates were pushing buttons! There was nothing they could do!

Face facts, Phil won. Period. He completely outdrew us, including Nick, even if he sucked out due to pure luck.

"Gets down to what it's all about, doesn't it? Making the wrong move at the right time." Lancey Howard

You're right. He got out from under the gun and that's all that matters.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

See you next Tuesday Balldo.

No excuse. He simply doesn't want to do the show. Guessing that it's one of that he's partying with either or both of the Imholtes or he doesn't want to get pressed about getting felted by DSP.

 

[Null]

I can't stress enough how much inconsistent streaming hurts you. Missing even a couple streams shakes a ton of people off. It's about consistency.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I can't stress enough how much inconsistent streaming hurts you. Missing even a couple streams shakes a ton of people off. It's about consistency.

Yeah, if he loses even one viewer that's at least a third of his audience at this point.

 

[Train Operator]

I can't stress enough how much inconsistent streaming hurts you. Missing even a couple streams shakes a ton of people off. It's about consistency.

unless you're Jim, then you can just stream whenever the doctors give you the goofy pills and still get 20k viewers minimum.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

unless you're Jim, then you can just stream whenever the doctors give you the goofy pills and still get 20k viewers minimum.

even he shed numbers since his ultra cancer took hold

 

[Neetorino]

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Oh no! Nick didn't show? Guess that means my job is done for the month!

First, how about we take a look at the calendar. Nick outperformed last year's April by one whole stream!



That's 2023 and 2024 respectively btw. If you're too lazy to count the circles, that's 13 - 14. Both years look comical in comparison to 2022 though:


You can just feel through the numbers how hard Nick was trying to be a present father streamer in 2022. Full stream totals up till April in the spoiler below.

Spoiler: Scorecards

Now, as a reminder part of why I started doing these was to find out how much value Nick brought to Rumble last year (and how much he'll bring this year). But now his odds of having a contract with them are nil, and that's not hyperbole. Now it's a case study on a once popular streamer as he hits rock bottom.






That's a 72.6% Decrease, or a loss of $5314 compared to last year. He didn't even make enough this month to fund the snack room tray drawer Spaghettios for his kids! I hope that Nick's Boyfriend can occasionally foot the bill for feeding the kids. Anyways, spectacular month for Nick, he's pushed his paypigs, friends, streaming platforms, and even randoms like DSP further away from supporting him. The nosedive truly never ends.

Edit: I totally forgot to credit @Potatoherder for doing the hard work collecting the Rumble Data. Without their recording Rumble's rant data would be otherwise impossible to know.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Though to be fair, I’m not really sure how much of it is Nicks fault and his obsession with fat chicks. That chick got some MAJOR issues.

I'm not going to make fun of your thirstposting, but I cannot believe people here still take the "checking on Lady Rackets" thing at face value. You really think that's the ONE thing he's being honest about? Even if she was zonked out on pills "watching Star Trek" 24/7, which we have to take his word for, there would be zero need to repeatedly check on her for 12 minutes at a time multiple times over the course of a few hours. I would be shocked if he sees Kayla at all during breaks.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Video of DSP's take on Nick (and YouTube lawyers in general) for interested parties:

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Is DSP that low? All he did was have a hot cam incident, and he grifts. How is he any different to any other grifter? He plays video games badly? So what, did anyone forget Ethan Ralph not being able to make pass the tutorial of Elden Ring, after he installed 6 pirated copies?

The DSP hate is overblown. Does DSP visit hedonistic cuck resorts and engage in swinging? Does he at least build his own PC?

DSP is not even saying anything outlandish. This is the same thing Eric July said: I would rather take advice from a practising lawyer than a commentator.

My. Kids. Have a piano. Recital. At the Gay 90s tonight.

My favourite excuse was 'late-night computer activities'/

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

My favourite excuse was 'late-night computer activities'/

 

[Kosher Dill]

I can't stop laughing at that DSP clip
"You know what lawyers do? They practice law! All day! In their office and in court! They're busy! They can't make Youtube videos or streams because they're busy doing law and making money doing it, they don't have time for that shit!"

For Nick this was a moment there's no coming back from... but for Phil it was Tuesday. Bison hats on, everyone.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

I can't stress enough how much inconsistent streaming hurts you. Missing even a couple streams shakes a ton of people off. It's about consistency.

You know, while we're on the topic of DSP... for as much as folks like me poke fun at how autistically he adheres to his schedule, it's really the one thing Phil has fundamentally done right regarding his streaming career. Nick could really learn from Phil in that respect.

 

[Fapcop]

You know, while we're on the topic of DSP... for as much as folks like me poke fun at how autistically he adheres to his schedule, it's really the one thing Phil has fundamentally done right regarding his streaming career. Nick could really learn from Phil in that respect.

Hard disagree.
Phil regularly ruins his streams through his autistic schedule.

Hot new game came out? Everyone is talking about it? Well tough titties! Phil got a three year old RPG on his schedule, and there’s no way of changing it!

Phil will put that new game on his schedule in a few months when nobody cares.

Now if you’re talking about streaming consistently then sure. (Though wtf else would he be doing? The man has no hobbies and no friends.)

Ironically DSP’s and Rekieta’s audience is almost identical lately. 80% hatewatchers and a few dents.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Pretty sure he just Googled bankruptcy lawyer and got her. That is honestly a better idea than whatever would get you to think Rekieta would be someone even to hire for a speeding ticket.

Have family that's involved with Law and was talking about how AI is replacing bankruptcy lawyers as they're basically just set in stone forms and processes you have to go through. So that's even funnier to me.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I mean his voice is grating and he’s a smug doofus, but DSP hasn’t really caused harm to others as far as I am aware outside of his retard paypiggys

This is why I've never understood the hardcore ayylawgs of people like DSP and Wings. Phil and Jordie are both assholes, but only really online; nothing they have done impacts anyone irl in any meaningful way, yet they have the most insane trolls who won't be satisfied until their pet cow kicks out a chair.

Meanwhile you've got guys like Nick and Dax who have caused quantifiable harm to people in the real world and they largely get a free pass. I really think it comes down to attitude: DSP and Wings are such misery guts that they inspire contempt in a way that genuinely awful people like Nick and Dax don't because they're a pair of dopey degenerates who think everything is FUNNY.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hard disagree.
Phil regularly ruins his streams through his autistic schedule.

Hot new game came out? Everyone is talking about it? Well tough titties! Phil got a three year old RPG on his schedule, and there’s no way of changing it!

Phil will put that new game on his schedule in a few months when nobody cares.

Now if you’re talking about streaming consistently then sure. (Though wtf else would he be doing? The man has no hobbies and no friends.)

Ironically DSP’s and Rekieta’s audience is almost identical lately. 80% hatewatchers and a few dents.

You're a man with two boners.
A hate boner for Phil and a boner for Our Wife.
Take a sip, you deserved it!

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Oh shit, anyone remember roughly the size of Nate's yt channel during rittenhouse? I kinda remember everyone not even being close to reaching half of nick's size in 2021-2022 (from ritten to depp when everyone was just grabbing subs), save for Emily D Baker.

Now the real nigger has passed the nigger wannabe.

The kind of views nate has been pulling on his short vids:

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Oh shit, anyone remember roughly the size of Nate's yt channel during rittenhouse? I kinda remember everyone not even being close to reaching half of nick's size in 2021-2022 (from ritten to depp when everyone was just grabbing subs), save for Emily D Baker.

Now the real nigger has passed the nigger wannabe.

I can never not look at his one blind eye when he does a video its so damn distracting how reflective it is.