Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Video of DSP's take on Nick (and YouTube lawyers in general) for interested parties:

View attachment 5950502

To be fair to the Lawtuber community, every lawyer I've ever met couldn't wait to get the fuck out of the profession. I knew one guy, very successful lawyer who made millions, bought an apartment complex just so he could have a less-demanding

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Yeah, I'm gonna go with troll too.

Though it is interesting how Nick seems to cuddle up to everybody who is considered a lolcow. There might be a tiny possibility he'd want Phil in his corner, thinking it would piss off the Farms or something (it wouldn't).

The undercurrent of this all is that Nick has entered into the trolling sphere. He’s no longer the Rittenhouse Depp guy he’s now largely known as a drunk non practicing lawyer that trolls are picking up on and using in on other lolcows

Congrats Nick you made it!

 

[Fapcop]

What a waste. Thats not progress that’s destruction. Shame. Nick could’ve achieved real greatness and had a masterpiece worthy of the Architect but he threw it all away.

View attachment 5947529

1: I’d hate to be accused of thirstposting again, but I’m pretty sure if Our Wife rang the doorbell at your average KF’s house and offered to suck his dick/a good time, they’d say yes.
(As long as it didn’t get back to this thread.)

Just saying.

2: She clearly had work done. Anyone her age who gets plastic surgery (aside from maybe a breast lift or whatever) need psychological treatment way more than they need plastic surgery.

Though to be fair, I’m not really sure how much of it is Nicks fault and his obsession with fat chicks. That chick got some MAJOR issues.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

1: I’d hate to be accused of thirstposting again, but I’m pretty sure if Our Wife rang the doorbell at your average KF’s house and offered to suck his dick/a good time, they’d say yes.
(As long as it didn’t get back to this thread.)

1. That's such a low bar. Sometimes you just need a dick sucking.
2. I'd make sure it got back to this thread with a long post titled "Cucking Rekieta".

 

[Fapcop]

Having said all that, she's still a grown adult (and a mother),

Apparently, she’s unable to be by herself for a few hours occasionally, and needs her husband to come and baby her for 10-15 minutes.

(The whole “checking up on lady rackets” deal.)

That woman is unfortunately f’ed in the head, and I doubt it’s entirely Nick’s doing.

Now granted, this is all assuming it’s not just a lie and “checking up on lady rackets” isn’t a code word for snorting coke, which is a pretty big if.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's good Balldo didn't represent Phil in his tax stuff lawsuit because Phil will be $10,000,000 in debt and receive the death penalty for back taxes.

 

[Fapcop]

DSP might be the worst person at literally every single video game ever created but he did actually beat the IRS.

DSP’s back taxes would like a word with you.

If getting on a payment plan with daddy government is “beating the IRS” I’d hate to see what getting beat by the IRS looks like.

DSP and Rekieta is a really fucking weird crossover, though I suppose that “At least he’s not Darksydephil!” Is one of the few good things that you can say about Nick these days.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Video of DSP's take on Nick (and YouTube lawyers in general) for interested parties:

View attachment 5950502

Even DSP thinks so little of Nick. That smug smile.
INCREDIBLE.

 

[AnOminous]

1: I’d hate to be accused of thirstposting again, but I’m pretty sure if Our Wife rang the doorbell at your average KF’s house and offered to suck his dick/a good time, they’d say yes.

You are living up to your alias at this point. And I am absolutely certain that of anyone on this thread, you are the one person who is 101.1% guaranteed to take Kayla up on that offer.

Even DSP thinks so little of Nick. That smug smile.
INCREDIBLE.

He knows what Nick predicted about his case. Never mind everyone else (including me) also predicted he couldn't possibly get away with such a brazen fraud.

He actually hired a real lawyer who does this as a job, and it actually worked out for him really well.

When he says "If I had a legal issue, I'd hire a real lawyer, not some retard on YouTube," or however he put it, that's what he did. And he won.

He has earned his Smugness Badge.

 

[Sharpeteer]

1: I’d hate to be accused of thirstposting again, but I’m pretty sure if Our Wife rang the doorbell at your average KF’s house and offered to suck his dick/a good time, they’d say yes.
(As long as it didn’t get back to this thread.)

Just saying.

2: She clearly had work done. Anyone her age who gets plastic surgery (aside from maybe a breast lift or whatever) need psychological treatment way more than they need plastic surgery.

Though to be fair, I’m not really sure how much of it is Nicks fault and his obsession with fat chicks. That chick got some MAJOR issues.

You know officer, I can at least appreciate your honesty. Just be sure to get tested afterwards.

That woman is unfortunately f’ed in the head, and I doubt it’s entirely Nick’s doing.

Oh absolutely it's not all his doing. I do think he played a huge part in this, and I think most people would accept that this man is just not well, but I guess she opted to try and appease this coomer-brained man using the most drastic measures, rather than having a difficult conversation with him. I realize getting some form of work done isn't terribly uncommon, but looking at these comparison photos, clearly there's a lot there, and it truly just irks me - it looks so artificial and fake.

As for him constantly checking in on her, well I mean, she's zonked out all the time, have to make sure she doesn't OD. At some point that becomes a real concern, depending on how much there is, and if it's enough to use as an excuse for allowing drunk driving due to an inability to act, then I'd be worried about that outcome.

Basically, she's just a huge mess. Needs a lot of personal work, and NOT the kind she's been doing.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

You are living up to your alias at this point. And I am absolutely certain that of anyone on this thread, you are the one person who is 101.1% guaranteed to take Kayla up on that offer.

He knows what Nick predicted about his case. Never mind everyone else (including me) also predicted he couldn't possibly get away with such a brazen fraud.

He actually hired a real lawyer who does this as a job, and it actually worked out for him really well.

When he says "If I had a legal issue, I'd hire a real lawyer, not some retard on YouTube," or however he put it, that's what he did. And he won.

He has earned his Smugness Badge.

The one smart thing DSP ever did and has a right to be somewhat happy about.
I wonder if his parents provided the lawyer.

 

[AnOminous]

The one smart thing DSP ever did and has a right to be somewhat happy about.
I wonder if his parents provided the lawyer.

Pretty sure he just Googled bankruptcy lawyer and got her. That is honestly a better idea than whatever would get you to think Rekieta would be someone even to hire for a speeding ticket.

 

[Father Balldo]

I hope DSP makes a million dollars...

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

See you next Tuesday Balldo.

 

[elb]

No show tonight

Edit : ninja’d

 

[AltisticRight]

DSP and Rekieta is a really fucking weird crossover, though I suppose that “At least he’s not Darksydephil!” Is one of the few good things that you can say about Nick these days.

Is DSP that low? All he did was have a hot cam incident, and he grifts. How is he any different to any other grifter? He plays video games badly? So what, did anyone forget Ethan Ralph not being able to make pass the tutorial of Elden Ring, after he installed 6 pirated copies?

The DSP hate is overblown. Does DSP visit hedonistic cuck resorts and engage in swinging? Does he at least build his own PC?

I hope DSP makes a million dollars...

And I hope he beats the IRS.

 

[RussianParasite]

DSP might be the worst person at literally every single video game ever created but he did actually beat the IRS.

I mean his voice is grating and he’s a smug doofus, but DSP hasn’t really caused harm to others as far as I am aware outside of his retard paypiggys (who deserve it). Nick has caused some harm to Vic, he causes harm to his kids by at the very least being a bad role model and abusing substances, and he has definitely caused harm to himself.

Now granted, this is all assuming it’s not just a lie and “checking up on lady rackets” isn’t a code word for snorting coke,

I’ve heard coke reffered to as “white lady” before so perhaps you are on to something.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

DSP just BTFO'd Rekieta today, "non practicing fake lawyer who doesn't actually work, if i needed legal representation I would get an actual lawyer who works for an actual law firm", LOL.

Even literal beggars are now dunking on Rekieta.

Video of DSP's take on Nick (and YouTube lawyers in general) for interested parties:

View attachment 5950502

That's hilarious. I want to watch DSP try to get through a Rekieta stream like a video game.

Uhhhh how do I laugh? This is bullshit. I'm listening to the joke but nothing's happening. Dude, I AM listening to the joke. It's not working. This is sooo stupid. Why does he keep talking about Denny's? Is that the punchline? I keep trying to laugh, but it doesn't do anything. Wow. I thought jokes were supposed to make you laugh. Even when I try to laugh a thousand times, nothing happens. Look, watch. He's talking about Stephen Hawking... I try to laugh... Nothing happens! What the fuuuck? How are you supposed to laugh at that? Wow dude. This is such bullshit.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

View attachment 5951028
See you next Tuesday Balldo.

My. Kids. Have a piano. Recital. At the Gay 90s tonight.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

DSP just BTFO'd Rekieta today, "non practicing fake lawyer who doesn't actually work, if i needed legal representation I would get an actual lawyer who works for an actual law firm", LOL.

Even literal beggars are now dunking on Rekieta.

I would quit right on the spot. It would be a humbling experience to say the least.