Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

She is younger than him. I believe she's a couple years younger. So she'd be late 30's.

Iirc Kayla turned 41 this past March, Nick turned 43 last Dec.
Edit to correct, the internet says I was off by a year, they are 40 & 42. Nick looks 52.

 

[SimoHayha]

A very good night for him in terms of superchats( $163 ) and rants. Has anyone noticed if he got the front page treatment on rumble lately? I don't believe he's gotten over 5k on rumble all week.

A good idea that is far too much work for nick.

Shador

"Nick stop being a bad capitalist, prerecord some sponsor slots and show them when you go check on your wife. we don't get dead air and you get the moneys."

$1

2024-04-29 23:05:11 -0500 CDT

richardoteam sperging:

richardoteam	"Youre amazing and so cool, I like how you go fuck your drugged up wife while you make your fans wait."	$5	2024-04-29 23:14:20 -0500 CDT
richardoteam	"Nick you have no self awareness, that is why you think its weird when people dont get your jokes, you would suck off a dude and think its weird we call you gay."	$5	2024-04-29 23:33:45 -0500 CDT
richardoteam	"Fag I could care less about Montagraph, its more fun to troll you because you get hurt and it goes over your head."	$5	2024-04-29 23:47:01 -0500 CDT

I remember when Nick stated on the Dick Show he needed a minimum of $300 per night to make streaming a viable alternative to non-practicing lawyering.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I remember when Nick stated on the Dick Show he needed a minimum of $300 per night to make streaming a viable alternative to non-practicing lawyering.

Don't worry he's got that completely real Locals contract starting in May that will allow him to make Locals videos during the day.

 

[Day Walker]

Iirc Kayla turned 41 this past March, Nick turned 43 last Dec.

Nick was born in 81 so he’ll be 43 this Dec. I can’t remember what year Kayla was born but she’s no more than two years younger.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Iirc Kayla turned 41 this past March, Nick turned 43 last Dec.

I think they are 40 and 42, because Nick turned 41 in December '22, when they went to the gay bar.

 

[Lokenstien]

Another sensible Nick purchase. His camera costs $6000:


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It's amazing how Nick manages to surround himself with the most passive aggressive soiled toilet paper humanoids to ever crawl from the sewers. It's basically impossible for anyone to be around Nick now unless they also seethe with a false smile and complain through "jokes" in the same way he does.

 

[AnOminous]

The second step was demanding an expert witness to interpret the radar information because he claimed that the average cop doesn't have the expertise to address issues like how radar works around curves, etc. The radar expert would be so expensive for the State to bring in that they would probably just drop the ticket, and if they didn't, then you would at least have spitefully caused them to waste more money prosecuting the ticket than they would get from you paying the fine.

No, they just introduce the cop as an expert anyway. Then Mr. Ticket Lawyer can cross examine him on his qualifications and say they aren't enough, and ask that he be disqualified as a witness. Then the judge, 99% of the time, will say "Goes to weight and not to admissability," i.e. the fact-finder gets to decide how much weight to accord the police testimony.

Then unless the cop makes a complete idiot of himself, if you haven't introduced a superior expert, guess who has met their burden? In Minnesota, apparently, it's beyond a reasonable doubt (most states it is preponderance), but you have to introduce at least some reasonable doubt.

So Nick isn't wrong. These things are all things you'd do but unless you had some serious reason to put this much effort into it, like an imminent loss of license, why?

Also you could probably do this yourself better than Nick in his current condition, considering you'd at least show up, presumably sober.

Though back to the original point, just the physical presence of a drunken lawyer isn't going to do anything, but a sober lawyer who knows traffic court and knows what deals they cut might do it more efficiently, so if the person is too tense and nervous to negotiate, they might want to do it (it is cheap as legal stuff goes and often a loss-leader to get more business later). You often get a compromise offer just by showing up.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick was born in 81 so he’ll be 43 this Dec. I can’t remember what year Kayla was born but she’s no more than two years younger.

I think they are 40 and 42, because Nick turned 41 in December '22, when they went to the gay bar.

Yeah looked it up & I was off by a year. Nick looks at least ten yrs older.
Incidentally, it has been speculated that Nick’s sister had a different father because her last name wasn’t Rekieta but I saw that it was Rekieta up until she moved from the US so maybe they do share parents. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

his favorite gimmick was dressing up as an e-girl

Either this refers to Crowder and Nick is a faggot or this refers to Nick and the Troon Out is on the horizon.

Midwesterners are fat and all look the same gender; the problem with Minnesota swinger communities is that you don't know if you're banging the wife or the husband

Nick is a faggot.

Moving from Texas to Minnesota was traumatic for Nick

Why did I ever take this fragile bundle of sticks seriously?

Nick wouldn't want to move to a city

I think this directly contradicts what he used to say about wishing he lived in the city instead of bum fuck middle of nowhere frozen wasteland.

streams in April Aaron

Fixed that for you.

 

[Neetorino]

Either this refers to Crowder and Nick is a faggot or this refers to Nick and the Troon Out is on the horizon.

It's more likely he's talking about this stream he did:

The one he later coped about "not drinking an entire bottle of low alcohol wine" when he totally did.

 

[daffodils]

Either this refers to Crowder and Nick is a faggot or this refers to Nick and the Troon Out is on the horizon.

It's more likely he's talking about this stream he did:

Clarification: It's about Nick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMgfzzKGNd8&t=1671

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Yeah looked it up & I was off by a year. Nick looks at least ten yrs older.
Incidentally, it has been speculated that Nick’s sister had a different father because her last name wasn’t Rekieta but I saw that it was Rekieta up until she moved from the US so maybe they do share parents. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu

Speculation on the sister is that she is a half-sister, possibly, given the age gap between them.

I did her doxx ITT, but she has faded into the background (much like the parents) due to being no more interesting that hippie, yoga chick to the parents' boomer cringe with money.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

A very good night for him in terms of superchats( $163 ) and rants. Has anyone noticed if he got the front page treatment on rumble lately? I don't believe he's gotten over 5k on rumble all week.

A good idea that is far too much work for nick.

Shador

"Nick stop being a bad capitalist, prerecord some sponsor slots and show them when you go check on your wife. we don't get dead air and you get the moneys."

$1

2024-04-29 23:05:11 -0500 CDT

richardoteam sperging:

richardoteam	"Youre amazing and so cool, I like how you go fuck your drugged up wife while you make your fans wait."	$5	2024-04-29 23:14:20 -0500 CDT
richardoteam	"Nick you have no self awareness, that is why you think its weird when people dont get your jokes, you would suck off a dude and think its weird we call you gay."	$5	2024-04-29 23:33:45 -0500 CDT
richardoteam	"Fag I could care less about Montagraph, its more fun to troll you because you get hurt and it goes over your head."	$5	2024-04-29 23:47:01 -0500 CDT

Richardoteam giving money to rackets to own him. Probably just gets nick off cause of his humiliation fetish

 

[Telemeter]

DSP just BTFO'd Rekieta today, "non practicing fake lawyer who doesn't actually work, if i needed legal representation I would get an actual lawyer who works for an actual law firm", LOL.

Even literal beggars are now dunking on Rekieta.

 

[Sharpeteer]

DSP just BTFO'd Rekieta today, "non practicing fake lawyer who doesn't actually work, if i needed legal representation I would get an actual lawyer who works for an actual law firm", LOL.

Even literal beggars are now dunking on Rekieta.

DSP is a lot of bad things, but I put him above Nicky, by far. Plus DSP lived Nick's dream, which is get away with getting one over on the government (via his bankruptcy). Plus DSP apparently DID get an actual practicing lawyer, who managed to somehow get him out of six figures of debt.

Now that Phil is dunking on Nick this way, I'd love to see more details on all his exchanges with Nick, assuming he still has them, or remembers.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I mentioned this in the MATI thread, but it disgusts me on how Rekieta refers to Kurt at the end. He pulls the same bullshit he pulled about Null and the “interesting perspective/ autistic” horseshit. Just say you want a retard to juxtapose with yourself.

I think he solely wants Kurt to have a Maddox/ Vito to make himself look better.

 

[Not Who You Think]

DSP just BTFO'd Rekieta today, "non practicing fake lawyer who doesn't actually work, if i needed legal representation I would get an actual lawyer who works for an actual law firm", LOL.

Even literal beggars are now dunking on Rekieta.

Video of DSP's take on Nick (and YouTube lawyers in general) for interested parties:

 

[AnOminous]

I think he solely wants Kurt to have a Maddox/ Vito to make himself look better.

It doesn't work. Kurt may be somewhat rude and unpleasant, hostile even, an angry incel, red-faced, and not funny himself, but he actually knows law. Nick can't even handle a traffic ticket.

Video of DSP's take on Nick (and YouTube lawyers in general) for interested parties:

Imagine sinking so low you can be dunked on by DSP and DSP is right.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Video of DSP's take on Nick (and YouTube lawyers in general) for interested parties:

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Somebody actually superchatting DSP over and over trying to stick up for Nick being a lawyer, despite having only taken ONE case in years, it's for a minor traffic ticket, and he fucked that up.

Nick really has the dumbest fans on Earth.

 

[Heckler1]

Imagine being so much of a fuck up you get windmill dunked on by DSP. lol