Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

h shit, anyone remember roughly the size of Nate's yt channel during rittenhouse? I kinda remember everyone not even being close to reaching half of nick's size in 2021-2022 (from ritten to depp when everyone was just grabbing subs), save for Emily D Baker.

Didn't Nate used to do a two-hander with Uncivil Law? Did they have a falling out? Kurt must be gutted to see how well his ex-partner was doing.

His videos are shit though. He's very wisely decided to do lowest common denominator law videos in which he recycles a bunch of old footage to give a fifteen minute update that should be covered in two minutes. His boomer audience seem to love him though.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I can't stop laughing at that DSP clip
"You know what lawyers do? They practice law! All day! In their office and in court! They're busy! They can't make Youtube videos or streams because they're busy doing law and making money doing it, they don't have time for that shit!"

For Nick this was a moment there's no coming back from... but for Phil it was Tuesday. Bison hats on, everyone.

Absolute pressure washer ass blasting. Phil barely knows Nick yet correctly deduced why he's a collosal fuck up. DSP is going to outlive Nick easy, mark my words

 

[Nate Higgers]

DSP is going to outlive Nick easy, mark my words

DSP has outlived and will outlive everyone. The DSP aylawgs don’t call him “The Pigroach” for nothing.

 

[daffodils]

Oh shit, anyone remember roughly the size of Nate's yt channel during rittenhouse?

He hit 100k in August 2021, Rittenhouse was in November.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfS8zApGTKA

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Didn't Nate used to do a two-hander with Uncivil Law? Did they have a falling out? Kurt must be gutted to see how well his ex-partner was doing.

His videos are shit though. He's very wisely decided to do lowest common denominator law videos in which he recycles a bunch of old footage to give a fifteen minute update that should be covered in two minutes. His boomer audience seem to love him though.

Iirc nate moved to texas (he was in ny), maybe even near uncivil. Uncivil has streamed a gym workout with nate taking the video for him recently.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Iirc nate moved to texas (he was in ny), maybe even near uncivil. Uncivil has streamed a gym workout with nate taking the video for him recently.

Nate moved to Houston a while back. Kurt moved down that way recently.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Phil: Has a catson that he talks to and believes can understand English.

Cats are precious and the less stand offish ones will have a conversation with you even if it's not meal time.

Nick: Has five kids. None of which are cats.

I believe Nick's family has two cats and a dog. I'm actually surprised we don't seem them on stream more often now that I think about it. Probably all the open booze bottles scattered around him.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Our wife has found a new way to cope other than watching Star Trek in bed, not eating, and getting shitty tattoos: putting more holes in her ears. Nick and Kayla both recently followed a Minneapolis piercing studio on instagram, @bevelmpls.

 

[Fapcop]

Cats are precious and the less stand offish ones will have a conversation with you even if it's not meal time.

Cats are indeed precious, but I think you either misunderstand me or just aren’t familiar with DSP.

So let me rub one off for our wife, and strike my hate boner for Phil and explain.

When I say that he talks with his cat, I don’t mean: “Hey kitty! How are ya! You’re hungry aren’t you?!”

But:

“JASPER KITTY! STAHP CHEWING THE CABLE! I told you TWICE already! Stahp it or I will spray you! I don’t want to spray you, I want you to stop chewing the cable! OKAY THAT DOES IT! SPRITZ SPRITZ”

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Cats are indeed precious, but I think you either misunderstand me or just aren’t familiar with DSP.

So let me rub one off for our wife, and strike my hate boner for Phil and explain.

When I say that he talks with his cat, I don’t mean: “Hey kitty! How are ya! You’re hungry aren’t you?!”

But:

“JASPER KITTY! STAHP CHEWING THE CABLE! I told you TWICE already! Stahp it or I will spray you! I don’t want to spray you, I want you to stop chewing the cable! OKAY THAT DOES IT! SPRITZ SPRITZ”

...this is normal. People talk this way to their cars. People give personalities to rocks. Projecting a full conversation on a beloved pet is more than typical and I think you're grasping at straws for reasons to hate DSP.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Our wife has found a new way to cope other than watching Star Trek in bed, not eating, and getting shitty tattoos: putting more holes in her ears. Nick and Kayla both recently followed a Minneapolis piercing studio on instagram, @bevelmpls.

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Her username has aged so poorly. It's sad, I prefer/hope to think she didn't actually ever enjoy being a mother. To me personally it's sadder to think Nick poisoned her against motherhood by bitching about her body and resenting the children.

 

[Fapcop]

...this is normal. People talk this way to their cars. People give personalities to rocks. Projecting a full conversation on a beloved pet is more than typical and I think you're grasping at straws for reasons to hate DSP.

It’s not fucking normal to expect your cat to understand what you’re saying, and then get frustrated and punish them when they don’t.

You know why I don’t tell my cat to not cables, and spray it if it does it anyways? Because I’m not a retard. Normal people don’t expect their cats to speak English, they just remove whatever triggers their cats prey drive.

 

[AltisticRight]

Our wife has found a new way to cope other than watching Star Trek in bed, not eating, and getting shitty tattoos: putting more holes in her ears. Nick and Kayla both recently followed a Minneapolis piercing studio on instagram, @bevelmpls.

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[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Iirc nate moved to texas (he was in ny), maybe even near uncivil. Uncivil has streamed a gym workout with nate taking the video for him recently.

Correct on Nate's move and the gym sessions. Nate was getting successful on YT and disliking the NY problems. He is more liberal than the avergae American Republican, but has some common sense .

The show was supposed to be a debate stream and started on Eric Hunley's channel with Eric and Nate, but Nate uses disingenuous debate tactics to 'win' the argument (you will see it in his videos when he puts forth left-biased takes as nuetral) and the idea was Kurt was a better match-up. No idea if or why they stopped. Kurt and Nate are still friendly ans Nate seems more genuine than Nick, so far.

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I missed a few ghoulish photos, but when they crop back up, I cringe. Boomer cringe like Nick's parents 'dancing' is one thing... This is hoe behaviour and 40-something acting like a co-ed. It's unnatural as her re-shaped face.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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His face emits more soy than she emits sadness.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

LOCALS LOL of the day. More Farmers than fans:

 

[Father Balldo]

People really trying to alog cat owners for talking to their cats like they are people rather than doing the gay ass reddit shit that dog owners do like "woofer poofer gudboi doggarino wants a tweaaat?? yes you do heckin wholesome doggo floggo pupperino !!"

 

[Space Pope]

Nick and Kayla both recently followed a Minneapolis piercing studio on instagram, @bevelmpls.

I think they will have to find a new studio since Hot Topic Nicki will require a tongue ring and his taint pierced for his BDSM scene girl look to match his belt.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

-Tim has sponsored a race car, getting a wrap-around advertisement for the show placed upon the car of fellow YouTuber/race car driver, Camelot331:

From the Tim Pool thread. Coomalot has infiltrated the Tim Dividian compound and convinced Tim "Terrible Judge of Character" Pool to be his next mark sponsor for his amateur racing hobby.

 

[nym]

Something possessed me to put this here but I have no idea why, no idea whatsoever