Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

The funny thing is, if you have an ounce of culinary skill, you can take the exact same ingredients and make a truly delicious albeit very old-fashioned dessert, posset.
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But that involves actual technique and the ability to follow instructions.

Drunk Aunt Sandy is just, "mix this with vodka" and hope for the best.

This was really predictable and I could have told you this. A novelty drink when I was in college, the sort of thing you'd drink on a dare, was called the Brain Hemorrhage. Fill a glass with Midori, pour Bailey's on top, then drop in a shot of grenadine.

Or a cement mixer which is truly vile.

Take a shot of Bailey's and keep it your mouth then bite and suck on a lime then shake your head back and forth. It curdles the cream in an unpleasant way.

I always enjoyed her tablescapes, the implication being you should buy processed, packaged food for your dinner party, and then spend $300 at Home Goods on tacky crap to clutter up the dinner table. That'll keep 'em coming back.

I always said she'd do much better as an interior designer than a cook.

#mykicks.

Didn't know Jack was such a sneaker head!

We know Jr is so maybe Fatty is trying to be cool and hip with the kids?

 

[Super Hans v2]

If he loses a leg to the beetus, will he count that as weight loss?

The carnivoar diet is going great guys, I've lost over 50 pounds in the last six months! Just do as I did and eat nothing by meat, shreddy cheese, and shurgur, and cut your limbs off, and we'll put all that Gahd damn librul doctors out of business.

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

#mykicks.

Didn't know Jack was such a sneaker head!

Truly, 95% of american men over the age of 50 have shoes with a large N on the side

 

[Free the Pedos]

I always said she'd do much better as an interior designer than a cook

She had a business that made window treatments or something similar before she was on TV. IIRC, she clawed her way up from poverty doing it

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

wtf does he need an $80 pair of sneakers for? He can't fucking walk.

hey, means they're gonna last longer if he doesn't use em

 

[a terminal posture]

And there you go. I should never have doubted Jack's imbecility and pettiness.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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And there you go. I should never have doubted Jack's imbecility and pettiness.

Exactly what I thought would be the case, first, because giving false prices on things is fucking illegal, and second, any dumbass, even one who thinks being a restauranteur is a good idea, knows that giving a 3% discount for using cash looks a lot better than a 3% penalty for using a card, despite being the exact same thing.

 

[semitooth]

#mykicks.

Didn't know Jack was such a sneaker head!

he must think the N stands for napalm

 

[p1138]

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And there you go. I should never have doubted Jack's imbecility and pettiness.

Of course that was the case. No fucking business owner in their right mind wouldn't have had signage. Fatty is a blind retard.

 

[Bassomatic]

https://youtu.be/yc-s1zIdI88?si=3sgXCxiydrlXzvi6

Fat faggot eats more meat. It's gud .

 

[a terminal posture]

https://youtu.be/yc-s1zIdI88?si=3sgXCxiydrlXzvi6

Fat faggot eats more meat. It's gud .

More like fat faggot eat fake ribeye (trained palate know it wuzn't ribeye), sends back, demands porterhouse steak ($10 more than ribeye), this wuz gud A+ [doing].

 

[eatler]

https://youtu.be/yc-s1zIdI88?si=3sgXCxiydrlXzvi6

Fat faggot eats more meat. It's gud .

I see jack has unintentionally taken a tip out of old Hollywood by adding a little grease to the camera lense to soften the exposure.

 

[p1138]

https://youtu.be/yc-s1zIdI88?si=3sgXCxiydrlXzvi6

Fat faggot eats more meat. It's gud .

Can't even be bothered to wipe the grease off the front facing camera. won't shut up about the other restaurant while in there.
Hasn't tasted black pepper in years? what the fuck? "Still in my mouth blowin up"... fucking faggot
Hmm... are those carnivore mashed potatos on your fork Fatty?

Still can't use a fork like a normal human being

The rib eye didn't have the "outer section it normally has" it's amazing how all he claims to consume is meat, has eaten more meat over the past decade than most eat in their lives, and he still doesn't know a damned thing about it. But somehow he can taste it wasn't a ribeye.
"Didn't have a bone, which always bothers me" just gotta have that bone... fucking faggot
"could have been seasoned better, it was seasoned perfect" make up your fucking mind?
Best steak wars steak he's had for steak wars is a porterhouse that's more expensive than the ribeye he's been ordering.

He also said it was weird that the manager didn't talk to him personally and left the waiter to deal with it.. yeah because the manager probably identified your stupid ass as being trouble and decided it wouldn't be worth talking to you.

 

[Kosher Salt]

The rib eye didn't have the "outer section it normally has"

Did they trim off the ribeye cap or something? Because that's the best part. Or is he just bitching that they trimmed the big hunk of fat at the tail?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Did they trim off the ribeye cap or something? Because that's the best part. Or is he just bitching that they trimmed the big hunk of fat at the tail?

Jack never showed his plate while at the table, because he was trying to hide the mashed potatoes he was eating, but at the end of the video he showed a photo he took of the steak. Who knows if it came like that or if the photo was after he ate some of it, but it looks like a rectangular section cut from the center of a steak.

 

[p1138]

Did they trim off the ribeye cap or something? Because that's the best part. Or is he just bitching that they trimmed the big hunk of fat at the tail?

Considering Fatty the professional youtube chef for over a decade can't describe what he's talking about, who knows what he meant? He shows a square cut of steak like Mundane Ralph grabbed a screenshot of, and it's definitely been trimmed(if Tammy had done it, we'd see the rare meat on the end that's visible to the camera, it wouldn't be browned like that). Because yeah, that is a sorry excuse for a rib eye if that's actually what he ordered and was served, but who knows what the waiter might have heard through his gurgling and coughing.

Jack never showed his plate while at the table, because he was trying to hide the mashed potatoes he was eating, but at the end of the video he showed a photo he took of the steak. Who knows if it came like that or if the photo was after he ate some of it, but it looks like a rectangular section cut from the center of a steak.
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Considering the rest of that plate has nothing on it, I don't believe for even a moment that Fatty managed to clean his plate of mashed potatoes, but still had them all over his fork while he was taking a bite. Does this mean Fatty demanded the side be served on a separate plate? No fucking restaurant is going to just serve a bare ass steak like that on a plate by itself, especially if it came with sides(and we know it did) and not even any garnish.

Also, did anyone catch this little gem? @rubytintedchix You've got a new metric to track lol

 

[AnOminous]

Jack never showed his plate while at the table, because he was trying to hide the mashed potatoes he was eating, but at the end of the video he showed a photo he took of the steak. Who knows if it came like that or if the photo was after he ate some of it, but it looks like a rectangular section cut from the center of a steak.

Whatever he ordered, that is a truly pitiable specimen.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Considering Fatty the professional youtube chef for over a decade can't describe what he's talking about, who knows what he meant? He shows a square cut of steak like Mundane Ralph grabbed a screenshot of, and it's definitely been trimmed(if Tammy had done it, we'd see the rare meat on the end that's visible to the camera, it wouldn't be browned like that). Because yeah, that is a sorry excuse for a rib eye if that's actually what he ordered and was served, but who knows what the waiter might have heard through his gurgling and coughing.


Considering the rest of that plate has nothing on it, I don't believe for even a moment that Fatty managed to clean his plate of mashed potatoes, but still had them all over his fork while he was taking a bite. Does this mean Fatty demanded the side be served on a separate plate? No fucking restaurant is going to just serve a bare ass steak like that on a plate by itself, especially if it came with sides(and we know it did) and not even any garnish.

Also, did anyone catch this little gem? @rubytintedchix You've got a new metric to track lol
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Probably some scam pimped out by his megachurch.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

https://youtu.be/yc-s1zIdI88?si=3sgXCxiydrlXzvi6

Fat faggot eats more meat. It's gud .

I thought it was really odd that Jack did not have any footage from after he "complained" to the "manager" and I remembered he did something like this in another video from right before the latest stroke. At Pacifico's he gets into some kind of disagreement with the waitress and the manager, which also features an abrupt cut-to-home shot like the new one. I'm willing to bet money that the Scalfanis are far less gracious about these kinds of things than they let on. With how much they talk about how nice the waitresses are, I would bet money they gave these poor girls a thoroughly undeserved dressing-down.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nine hours later. Much like Jack this just doesn't seem to have much legs to get off the ground.