"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Grace Cock Soup]

I only drink the colostrum straight from the cow's udders, and it has extended my life by hundreds of years. I should've died when the Byzantine Empire fell, but my body has been calcified against time itself.

Got milk? Bish.

Yeah! That'll show the WEF!
It's your health /pol/tard. I don't care what you consume or don't.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I agree with this completely why should I have to give up my freedom or privacy because some fat retard parent failed to responsibly raise a kid?

The more people argue their privacy with regards to the porn debate the less I care about the privacy of people who consume porn.

Whenever anyone asks me I just say "Just don't have the time nowadays" or "Just don't see much point to it" and that's usually enough to get someone to go "Huh, okay, cool" and move onto the next topic.

My facebook password got stolen once so I deleted it and never bothered to make another which has been a sufficient explanation for anyone who cares ever since.

I only drink the colostrum straight from the cow's udders, and it has extended my life by hundreds of years. I should've died when the Byzantine Empire fell, but my body has been calcified against time itself.

For every extra day added to your lifespan you've reduced the tastiness of hundreds of steaks because of the dearth of early life nutrition for the calf. You monster.

 

[Terrifik]

Yes, this best Nick can do on their 2024 budget.

https://www.nationalmediaspots.com/stats-us-cable-broadcast-tv-network-rankings.php

https://www.nationalmediaspots.com/network-demographics/Nickelodeon.pdf

 

[Sneeds]

With AI you can create the perfect woman for you. Here is the perfect woman for an ASS man.

Probably the most autistic post I’ve seen all day

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

For every extra day added to your lifespan you've reduced the tastiness of hundreds of steaks because of the dearth of early life nutrition for the calf. You monster.

What can I say, I like my veal  lean.

Yes, this best Nick can do on their 2024 budget.

https://www.nationalmediaspots.com/stats-us-cable-broadcast-tv-network-rankings.php

https://www.nationalmediaspots.com/network-demographics/Nickelodeon.pdf

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Look man, after paying out all of that hush money to the kids that Dan Schneider  molested took feet pictures of, Nickelodeon has had to cut some corners. They're hoping Blackrock sends them a check for this new "magical negro" show they've made.

 

[Sneeds]

Turkey Tom is looking at his future self (link)

 

[AnOminous]

The only reason I believe he's dead is because otherwise he'd be 135 years old.
Hitler's death is not the biggest lie of WWII, but it is one of them.

I'm pretty sure he did actually die at the end. It was still a loser's death, but I'd argue more dignified than letting Russian scum summarily executed. At least he would have died on his own terms.

But Russians lie, so we'll probably never know the truth.

nah, he died the way we imagined he did. his jawbone was found by the commies and it lines up apparently perfectly with a very well documented dental history of the fuhrer.

Assuming no elaborate hoax that hasn't been uncovered despite almost a century of research, that still only proves that he did die sometime before the jawbone was found, not how he died.

"milk contains a growth hormone that can increase your risk of tumors and cancers. while milk and dairy products at a young age can be beneficial to a child's growth, it probably isn't good to have a high dairy-content diet into and throughout adulthood."
this is clearly a jewish plot to subvert america

Milk is liquid White Power. No wonder they want to suppress it. And cheese.

Suck it, you lactaselet heebie jeebies.

 

[Estate]

why is jersh always so retardedly wrong about almost every historical topic he covers

I listen to Josh because I enjoy the tranny bashing and the lolcow updates. It's also my way to silently support the person who's site allows me to sling slurs at people.
But, every time he makes a prediction or gives his take on something not mentioned above, I either chuckle or roll my eyes. You can be nuanced in your appraisal of a person, as opposed to being either a total hater or a complete dick sucker. Only literal NPCs receive their input without any critical filtering. The fact that Josh is wrong on topics or has bad takes should not come as a surprise, but should simply be accepted as what makes him himself. Sometimes, certain traits become a part of your persona, like Ralph with pills, Metokur with cancer or Patrick with stalker child.
In the end, not realizing this and getting mad over it, only shows you're a stupid gorilla nigger.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Wait. I just heard the fucking beginning statement with Stellar Blade and something is setting off my bullshit alarm.

@Null is from Florida. Supposedly grew up around Pensacola Beach and never fucking saw high waist swimsuits? Never saw rachetty ass hoes wearing revealing outfits no matter how much cellulite they had? Never had the Italian American and Jewish American Princesses who loved tanning and thinking they were 25 when they were 50?

That shocks me. I lived around the Great Lakes and went down to Florida every other summer for work when I was a kid and I remember being shocked at how women dressed down there. The first time I saw bare tits was when a black chick in a slingshot bikini had a wardrobe malfunction. Like trailer trash and ghetto trash in Florida wore street walker-tier shit. I didn’t even work near the beach most days.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Josh is a good boy he was not looking at the ladies but at home coding for Blockland.

 

[I'm a Silly]

let me put in the simplest terms possible, then:
Arkansas started it, Dwight D. Eisenhower ended it, and I have no sympathy for people who throw acid into the eyes of other people no matter how many bayonets are supposedly stuck into their backs.

I need a sticker to convey the idea that I do not believe this story because I do not believe this story.
I will never believe such ridiculous atrocity propaganda. The boy has cried wolf too often.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

I listen to Josh because I enjoy the tranny bashing and the lolcow updates. It's also my way to silently support the person who's site allows me to sling slurs at people.
But, every time he makes a prediction or gives his take on something not mentioned above, I either chuckle or roll my eyes. You can be nuanced in your appraisal of a person, as opposed to being either a total hater or a complete dick sucker. Only literal NPCs receive their input without any critical filtering. The fact that Josh is wrong on topics or has bad takes should not come as a surprise, but should simply be accepted as what makes him himself. Sometimes, certain traits become a part of your persona, like Ralph with pills, Metokur with cancer or Patrick with stalker child.
In the end, not realizing this and getting mad over it, only shows you're a stupid gorilla nigger.

Hit the nail on the head. I fully believe Josh is a smart dude, you have to be to persevere as he has, but I don't agree with everything he says.

He's 100% right about troons though, as you've also said.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

hurricane katrina.

Ah, Katrina. One of the only times in recent American history when there was a lack of central authority in the United States, specifically New Orleans. Led to a mass uprising in nigger crimes, which Whites responded to by finally standing up for themselves, in an unironic race war type situation.

 

[Null]

@Null is from Florida. Supposedly grew up around Pensacola Beach and never fucking saw high waist swimsuits? Never saw rachetty ass hoes wearing revealing outfits no matter how much cellulite they had? Never had the Italian American and Jewish American Princesses who loved tanning and thinking they were 25 when they were 50?

I have seen bikinis. I've seen athletic leotards. I've seen one-piece bathing suits. I have never seen a leotard cut high up like a female version of a Borat's mankini.

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

@Null When you come to the US will you do your due diligence and properly filter your water? My water goes through one in the sink the through another one I keep refrigerated. I think the brand on mine is Brita.

 

[Null]

@Null When you come to the US will you do your due diligence and properly filter your water? My water goes through one in the sink the through another one I keep refrigerated. I think the brand on it is aquafina.

I don't intend to live anywhere where melanin may seep into the water.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Show this on the next stream @Null

 

[FamicomGorby]

Yes, this best Nick can do on their 2024 budget.

https://www.nationalmediaspots.com/stats-us-cable-broadcast-tv-network-rankings.php

https://www.nationalmediaspots.com/network-demographics/Nickelodeon.pdf

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Replacing Timmy with a black girl, who is also probably gay, is the obvious Blackrock move but why the fuck is the art so ugly?

 

[Null]

Replacing Timmy with a black girl, who is also probably gay, is the obvious Blackrock move but why the fuck is the art so ugly?

because they don't give a shit about this slop they churn out

 

[ForTheHoard]

I have seen bikinis. I've seen athletic leotards. I've seen one-piece bathing suits. I have never seen a leotard cut high up like a female version of a Borat's mankini.

That's one way of saying you're not a 2 Live Crew fan.