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It used to bother me years ago. Now I just find it amusing.
The ultramarines must get a shiny new toy for every other faction update, like the annoying kid in the chair who won't stop crying unless mommy brings him his ice cream.
Ultramarine complaining in 2024 is so whack I keep saying marine wank is loved when it’s not blue.
 
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as for people sticking to GW, there is nothing preventing them playing something else when they already have the minis. they're usually just lazy and or outright dumb (in the sense constantly complaining about GW, and even more the game itself, but still stick to it like retarded little paypiggies even when there are other options right in front of them). it's not an issue of finding games, but simple lack of enthusiasm for actual tabletop and pushing plastic dudes together. they're not better than secondaries really when you think about it. they wouldn't even need to stop "playing warhammer", they could just use different rules, or even older edition. but nah....
I'd say part of it is because they genuinely are 40K fans, so letting go is hard for them; the other part is that, as you said, they're too lazy to reach out and try another game. Maybe they're too in love with the setting of 40K to get into anything else, maybe they don't feel like learning about another game, or maybe they weren't tabletop wargaming fans at all, just 40K fans. And they've been programmed for so long to always use the newest rules and keep up with the fluff, even though the older editions were better in the eyes of many fans.

It's weird seeing this kind of devotion to 40K as a Star Wars Expanded Universe fan, and seeing the 40K fans REEEE every time some new stupid rules nerf a beloved faction, or some lore changes cause the lore nuts to go.....well....nuts. I mean, for my money, I see the old Star Wars Expanded Universe as the true Star Wars, and I just peek behind the curtain now and then to see what Disney's doing. If it's entertaining, sure, I'll watch, but if it's not, well, it's just glorified fanfiction anyways, so I couldn't care less. So when shows like Ahsoka and Bad Batch don't quite live up to the hype, I'm just sitting there thinking ''meh, that was slightly entertaining.''

Meanwhile, the 40K fans seem to act as if their hobby and fandom is actively hurting them with each change. From the Primaris, to the Female Custodes, to price hikes and nerfing of certain factions, to the whole fanfilm debacle with Warhammer Plus, it seems that the fans are just REEEE-ing at the fact that yes, late-stage woke capitalism has taken hold of their hobby, inserting all sorts of changes from greedy tactics to wring money out of players, to restrictive rules on fan media that made Nintendo seem saintly in comparison, to woke pandering to appeal to some demographic, and now they're crying about it. But the thing is, they're too in love with Warhammer to pull away; some convinced themselves of this love by insulting other sci-fi and saying that 40K is the real hardcore science-fantasy for them, others have spent literal fortunes on Warhammer armies, so pulling out now means all that money goes to waste.

This does remind me of one guy who genuinely pulled out of Warhammer Fantasy after they made some changes that pissed him off, and his response was to burn bridges with GW by literally burning his Warhammer minis.


That was one hell of a way to quit. But I doubt most 40K fans who are angry at GW right now, for lore or tabletop reasons, would go that far.
 
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I don't see the problem with pulling out. I did not get my money back for the little Vader figure from Disney when they shat up Star Wars.

I'm not getting my money back from GW either, and only a retard would have been asking for refunds for toys. They just go to keep Vader company on a shelf.

Nice toys from a better, more civilised age?
 
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I don't see the problem with pulling out. I did not get my money back for the little Vader figure from Disney when they shat up Star Wars.

I'm not getting my money back from GW either, and only a retard would have been asking for refunds for toys. They just go to keep Vader company on a shelf.

Nice toys from a better, more civilised age?
The thing is, it should be easy to pull out. Even if you've spent thousands on GW minis, you can always sell them for a profit and move on, but these people won't; just watch and see the next box set sell out like mad.
 
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I need some help from someone who knows the Lore.

I was just sitting here painting on this Iron Warriors dreadnought and I think I might have screwed it up.

Because I think this pattern is a Horus Heresy-era dreadnought? and I am not entirely sure if they had the same chapter icon that I placed on the front right panel, the skull.

(sry about the cursed blank hazard stripes I am still working on him lol)
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I also really wanted to put some Chaos stars on him too but I am also not entirely sure that would actually be appropriate. Because they techically weren't chaos yet? I dunno. Can someone who knows the Lore let me know if I screwed this guy up by putting on the transfer decal? And can I take it off if so without having to repaint that whole panel?
 
I need some help from someone who knows the Lore.

I was just sitting here painting on this Iron Warriors dreadnought and I think I might have screwed it up.

Because I think this pattern is a Horus Heresy-era dreadnought? and I am not entirely sure if they had the same chapter icon that I placed on the front right panel, the skull.

(sry about the cursed blank hazard stripes I am still working on him lol)
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I also really wanted to put some Chaos stars on him too but I am also not entirely sure that would actually be appropriate. Because they techically weren't chaos yet? I dunno. Can someone who knows the Lore let me know if I screwed this guy up by putting on the transfer decal? And can I take it off if so without having to repaint that whole panel?
Looks like a Leviathan Dreadnought from the Heresy days, so it's fine for the traitor legion to have one. Hell, since the Iron Warriors aren't the most loyal to Chaos you can get by without any Chaos stars too.
 
Eventually, one purchase of GW minis might cost as much as a 3D Printer, which is when they'll finally feel the pain from people 3D printing their own figurines.
It already does, at least for what some people spend.

I have a fdm printer because I use it for gadgets/terrain. It’s not as good as resin for minis but I don’t have to deal with toxic waste. I have little kids and animals running around. IMO a lot of people aren’t cautious enough with resin printers. I will get one eventually but I’m going to dedicate an entire shed to it.


I’m getting a massive collection of old Warhammer stuff as a mate is doing a clear out. Think it’s mostly Fantasy but I’m chuffed.
That’s one of my favorite aspects of the hobby is buying others collections, especially old books. I like having peoples codices especially if they highlight them.
Get ready for fierce and brave trans marines! These made it into the latest edition of White Dwarf I'm guessing.

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It’s not surprising considering the painter is French. They’re well done but it’s kinda embarrassing. My favorite ones are his trans nurglings. It’s quite fitting…
 
Get ready for fierce and brave trans marines! These made it into the latest edition of White Dwarf I'm guessing.

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So they're taking the enforcers of what they admit to be an evil, fascist regime full of oppression and superstition, and coloring them in Pride colors to signify that these Marines stand up for the LGBTQ cause.

That's like having a Waffen-SS officer wave a pride flag while marching across the street-according to their standards, no less, since the Left loves to remind the Chuds that the Imperium is basically a satire of fascism.

But I suppose we shouldn't stop them when they make such a move.
 
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I need some help from someone who knows the Lore.

I was just sitting here painting on this Iron Warriors dreadnought and I think I might have screwed it up.

Because I think this pattern is a Horus Heresy-era dreadnought? and I am not entirely sure if they had the same chapter icon that I placed on the front right panel, the skull.

(sry about the cursed blank hazard stripes I am still working on him lol)
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I also really wanted to put some Chaos stars on him too but I am also not entirely sure that would actually be appropriate. Because they techically weren't chaos yet? I dunno. Can someone who knows the Lore let me know if I screwed this guy up by putting on the transfer decal? And can I take it off if so without having to repaint that whole panel?

Hey mate

this is a leviathan siege dreadnought from the horus heresy range

your transfer is fine, dreadnoughts are less uniform than standard line marines as they tended to be veterans.

As for chaos stars, you can really do whatever the fuck you want, by the time of the siege of terra even the most non chaosified legions were still starting to have cults crop up within their ranks and it seems like your dreadnought isnt mutating so a few chaos stars could indicate he served in action alongside some word bearers for instance?
 
"The Gate Crushers"

subtle.
He's unironically the best example of a Tourist. He doesn't give a shit about 40k. He barely knows the lore. The entire reason he's here is to fuck with things and force people to kowtow to him and his cult, and once they "win" he'll fuck off. And he's so goddamned pigfucking ignorant that he can't help but openly talk about it.

And Games Workshop gave him a platform in their official advertismag.
 
He's unironically the best example of a Tourist. He doesn't give a shit about 40k. He barely knows the lore. The entire reason he's here is to fuck with things and force people to kowtow to him and his cult, and once they "win" he'll fuck off. And he's so goddamned pigfucking ignorant that he can't help but openly talk about it.
Well, he seems to be their model idea of a customer. Acclimates to the new agenda, is a person who comes from the ''right'' group, and shows support for GW's new direction. Are we truly surprised they put him in as an example of what to imitate?

And Games Workshop gave him a platform in their official advertismag.
Of course they did. GW was infested with leftism from the start, if 40K's original story was any indication. I'm not even talking about the usual hippie counterculture leftism, but instead, the kind of leftism that had burning, seething hatred for people like Thatcher, Reagan, and other conservatives from religious and military backgrounds.

Sure, the suits were there to temper their leftism, but those guys only care about money, so if Blackrock hands them a check and tells them more will come if they remain on the Left, even those suits would nope out of trying to rein in the pinkos.
 
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im repeating myself, but ill be seeing these staunch leftist anti capitalist "gatecrushers" with great interest when GW pulls a GW once again and fucks over the customer or some slice of the indie/proxy scene, or some random unwrangled writer pulls an "oopsie" like saying Space Marines can only be male like one of the Horus Heresy works or the Rogue Trader vidya

Otherwise, to ebay and the forgeworlds of Chy-Na i go my niggas
 
The thing is, it should be easy to pull out. Even if you've spent thousands on GW minis, you can always sell them for a profit and move on, but these people won't; just watch and see the next box set sell out like mad.

Eh, all my stuff is Firstborn marines, and I just assembled them as I thought cool. There is a tactical dual wielding plasma pistols like Cypher. An ASM with a power axe and powerfist. ASM aren't even a thing anymore.

So their resell value would be abysmal.
 
Of course they did. GW was infested with leftism from the start, if 40K's original story was any indication. I'm not even talking about the usual hippie counterculture leftism, but instead, the kind of leftism that had burning, seething hatred for people like Thatcher, Reagan, and other conservatives from religious and military backgrounds.
Ah yes; the days of the "Militant Tendency" and the crazies that the general population called "the Loony Left" ( (c) The Sun 1982) like Bernie Grant, Diane Abbot (still going and just as much of a 'tard) and the newt molesting Ken Livingstone. Funny thing is, the general population largely reviled and ridiculed the hard left agenda. The "biting satire" of settings like the 40K story failed to have any political impact as people instead embraced and revelled in the ability to role play as "space fascists" and GW itself never rejected the evil profit motivation. Of course that agenda's wider impact of making the Labour Party unelectable did allow for the rise of Tony Blair who does seem to regard himself as the God Emperor so as an agenda of destruction and chaos, it did have that success.
 
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