Warhammer 40k

[Miriam Margoyles]

This is from Sigmarxism, so it's kind of shooting fish in a barrel, but this is so cringeworthy I thought I had to share it with you Kiwis.

Headcanon for how each Primarch would react to you coming out as trans.

I think the standout for me is Alpharius and Omegon congratulating you on your ability to blend in with any given population. Because, y'know, nobody can ever tell. Also, Russ using the word 'lad' which I choose to interpret as him deliberately misgendering 'Alice'.

 

[iceteayo]

The issue is simple even if 40k originally started as parody its both the fault of GW and the fans treating it more seriously over the time. GW wants the imperium being the poster boys but hates the baggage of having to deal with actual Imperium fanboys. GW sunk into this hole themselves and want to get out of it due to the fact they made a fanbase of highly reactionary autists.

 

[Gorby-Chan]

I'm not a good painter but here's my attempt at an ork boy

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

This is from Sigmarxism, so it's kind of shooting fish in a barrel, but this is so cringeworthy I thought I had to share it with you Kiwis.

Headcanon for how each Primarch would react to you coming out as trans.

I think the standout for me is Alpharius and Omegon congratulating you on your ability to blend in with any given population. Because, y'know, nobody can ever tell. Also, Russ using the word 'lad' which I choose to interpret as him deliberately misgendering 'Alice'.

Gulliman would update the registry of insane people.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Ah yes; the days of the "Militant Tendency" and the crazies that the general population called "the Loony Left" ( (c) The Sun 1982) like Bernie Grant, Diane Abbot (still going and just as much of a 'tard) and the newt molesting Ken Livingstone. Funny thing is, the general population largely reviled and ridiculed the hard left agenda. The "biting satire" of settings like the 40K story failed to have any political impact as people instead embraced and revelled in the ability to role play as "space fascists" and GW itself never rejected the evil profit motivation. Of course that agenda's wider impact of making the Labour Party unelectable did allow for the rise of Tony Blair who does seem to regard himself as the God Emperor so as an agenda of destruction and chaos, it did have that success.

I already stated it before; the Left is unable to actually do satire right. The characters they create as right-wing satires end up being beloved by fans, be it Judge Dredd, the Imperium and the Space Marines, or Rorschach from Watchmen. But that doesn't mean GW suddenly embraces the right-wing just because the right tosses money in their face; they were happy to mooch off said right-wingers back in the old days, but now that they have their army of whales and Blackrock money coming in to ''assuage'' the GW suits that Fem Custodes and Marines are a good idea, yes, they will go back on the Leftist route, especially since GW is in Britain and the average Brit is far more liberal than the average American.

 

[The tired cat]

I'm not a good painter but here's my attempt at an ork boy


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Not bad honestly, could use a lil bit shading and highlighting.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I'm not a good painter but here's my attempt at an ork boy


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Did you shade and highlight the orc skin and the red pants? I can dm you specifics if you’d like. Also I see a mold line on the gun. But overall I think it looks good and is a great start

 

[Humble Architect]

This is from Sigmarxism, so it's kind of shooting fish in a barrel, but this is so cringeworthy I thought I had to share it with you Kiwis.

Headcanon for how each Primarch would react to you coming out as trans.

I think the standout for me is Alpharius and Omegon congratulating you on your ability to blend in with any given population. Because, y'know, nobody can ever tell. Also, Russ using the word 'lad' which I choose to interpret as him deliberately misgendering 'Alice'.

I’m not clicking that link due to my doctor’s orders to keep the blood pressure down.

But here’s the true reactions. Not all Primarchs cause I only read Traitor-focused stuff.

Angron: You disturbed his private reflection and get chainaxe murdered
Fulgrim: You got sodomized Postal gimp suit style
Horus: His capos stomp you to death in the hallways of the Vengeful Spirit
Leman: Him and the lads point and laugh, you run out of the mead hall crying
Mortarion: We all know how he feels about the issue
Lorgar: He rewards your courage by having you fed to his daemon pokemon
Kurze: Laughs that you pre-mutilated yourself.
Ferrus: Has you turned into a servitor

 

[Dracula]

I'm not a good painter but here's my attempt at an ork boy


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Always remember to drill barrels and remove mold lines before you paint.

 

[Cats]

I need some advice from people with an eye for color. I decided to do these chaos star bases for my Deathshroud Bodyguard in a really vibrant color scheme with greengray faded out colors on the top layer and iyanden yellow contrasts in the recesses. This had the unintended effect of making the base rim just about impossible to decide on a color for...each one I try to mentally put on there just does not work for me.

I normally paint all my base rims black, but here I sincerely doubt it would look good. White would be too washed out and garish. I don't want to just totally ruin the overall vibe of the mini...what color can I paint the rim of this base without ruining it? Should I just do a neater yellow? Because right now the rim is messy since I thought I would be covering over it in black.

 

[isalaide]

This is from Sigmarxism, so it's kind of shooting fish in a barrel, but this is so cringeworthy I thought I had to share it with you Kiwis.

Headcanon for how each Primarch would react to you coming out as trans.

I think the standout for me is Alpharius and Omegon congratulating you on your ability to blend in with any given population. Because, y'know, nobody can ever tell. Also, Russ using the word 'lad' which I choose to interpret as him deliberately misgendering 'Alice'.

Lion: Executes you for being corrupted by Slaanesh
[redacted] Fine with it
Fulgrim: Fucks you
Perturabo: Executes you for being corrupted by Slaanesh
The Khan: Executes you for being corrupted by Slaanesh
Leman Russ: Executes your entire continent for being corrupted by Slaanesh
Rogal Dorn: Declares Exterminatus on your planet for being corrupted by Slaanesh
Konrad Curze: Lets Sevatar execute you for several weeks for being corrupted by Slaanesh
Sanguinius: Executes you for being corrupted by Slaanesh
Ferrus Manus: Executes you for being corrupted by Slaanesh
[redacted] Massively into it
Angron: Is unaware he executes you for being corrupted by Slaanesh as he is just executing every cunt that day
Guilliman: Executes you for being corrupted by Slaanesh; updates Codex Astartes to confirm immediate execution of all trannies encountered
Mortarion: Executes you for being corrupted by Slaanesh via massive infection of your axewound
Magnus the Red: Executes you for being corrupted by Slaanesh because even mutant sorcerers have standards
Horus: Abaddon executes you for being fucking detestable before Horus can even tell him to do it
Lorgar: Executes you for being a Chaos spawn
Vulkan: Executes you very quickly out of mercy for your obvious suffering due to corruption by Slaanesh
Corax: Executes you silently for being corrupted by Slaanesh
Alpharius Omegon: You are Alpharius. Omegon executes you anyway

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

They made Carl Benjamin a villain in a 40K book recently, they're calling him "Sarkon Aggad."

I'm guessing they made him into an Ork.

 

[Humble Architect]

They made Carl Benjamin a villain in a 40K book recently, they're calling him "Sarkon Aggad."

I'm guessing they made him into an Ork.

It’s this faggot again.

Mike Brooks is the one leading the woke charge at BL, he’s pushing for gay marines.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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It’s this faggot again.

Mike Brooks is the one leading the woke charge at BL, he’s pushing for gay marines.

Doesn't he know Emperor's Children already exist?

Also with a name like "Sarkon Aggad" I imagine he's going to be an Ork character? Doesn't like like a Chaos Marine or Chaos anything.

 

[Humble Architect]

Doesn't he know Emperor's Children already exist?

Also with a name like "Sarkon Aggad" I imagine he's going to be an Ork character? Doesn't like like a Chaos Marine or Chaos anything.

It’s a hive ganger in a Necromunda book

And Fulgrim’s boys ain’t gay

You want fag-marines, go to the Dark Angels and the “Rock”.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

It’s a hive ganger in a Necromunda book

And Fulgrim’s boys ain’t gay
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You want fag-marines, go to the Dark Angels and the “Rock”.

So do these idiots realize that by putting Sargon in their books that they're essentially elevating him and giving him credibility and not humiliating him? They've basically just declared he's worthy of their notice and on par with Margaret Thatcher, since Marge is just about the only other politician I can think of who has the honor of being a 40K villain.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

So do these idiots realize that by putting Sargon in their books that they're essentially elevating him and giving him credibility and not humiliating him? They've basically just declared he's worthy of their notice and on par with Margaret Thatcher, since Marge is just about the only other politician I can think of who has the honor of being a 40K villain.

Ive never understood why maggie is apparently ghaz

what exactly about Maggies policies is lampooned by Ghaz?

did ghaz close down all the ork coal mines?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Ive never understood why maggie is apparently ghaz

what exactly about Maggies policies is lampooned by Ghaz?

did ghaz close down all the ork coal mines?

Let's see, Ghaz got shot in the head and started hearing the voices of Gork and Mork, he then lead a WAAAAAGH that's still ongoing to the current setting, and he's the biggest Ork in 40K currently, meaning he's the most successful Ork in the setting currently.

So he's Margaret Thatcher in name only, really.

 

[Humble Architect]

So do these idiots realize that by putting Sargon in their books that they're essentially elevating him and giving him credibility and not humiliating him? They've basically just declared he's worthy of their notice and on par with Margaret Thatcher, since Marge is just about the only other politician I can think of who has the honor of being a 40K villain.

Mike Brooks is the guy who diversifies all factions. So him making Sergin a hive ganger is curious, I feel this was able to happen for Carl’s character not being tied to any of the big bads with model ranges to sell.

This is the gay retard who made BLM trans-supporting orks and wrote that novel with a nigger Alpha Legionaire on the cover.

I hope this blows up and draws more attention on Black Library, they need a good purge of the ranks.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Mike Brooks is the guy who diversifies all factions. So him making Sergin a hive ganger is curious, I feel this was able to happen for Carl’s character not being tied to any of the big bads with model ranges to sell.

This is the gay retard who made BLM trans-supporting orks and wrote that novel with a nigger Alpha Legionaire on the cover.

I hope this blows up and draws more attention on Black Library, they need a good purge of the ranks.

Could you imagine if Metokur or Josh were canonized in 40K out of autistic spite? That would be hilarious.