Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I thought it was really odd that Jack did not have any footage from after he "complained" to the "manager" and I remembered he did something like this in another video from right before the latest stroke. At Pacifico's he gets into some kind of disagreement with the waitress and the manager, which also features an abrupt cut-to-home shot like the new one. I'm willing to bet money that the Scalfanis are far less gracious about these kinds of things than they let on. With how much they talk about how nice the waitresses are, I would bet money they gave these poor girls a thoroughly undeserved dressing-down.


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eating a spoonful of salsa like a normal, well adjusted, healthy man.
 
Of course the wendigo must feast. Jack mentions in the beginning of the video that he is getting his steak rare. I can't imagine how confused that server was when jack started grumbling about how his half eaten steak was the wrong cut. The only solution with someone as retarded and blind as jack is to just let him have whatever he wants on the menu. That's a lifehack on how to upgrade to a porterhouse steak for free, I guess.
 
From Jack's live show from 2 weeks ago. A commenter (troll) mentions that they are from NJ. Jack takes a moment to talk about how great the pizza is in NJ and asks for recs for his future planned gluttony wars. The person requests Jack do a pizza war at Sbarro. As anyone would expect, Jack is fan.




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There was a post in this thread probably a few years ago. I've looked for it off and on and had trouble finding it. Someone wrote a Resident Evil 7 parody of Jack as the character Jack Baker from the game. It parodied this scene in particular:



It was one of the funniest things ever posted in this thread and I would really appreciate if someone could help me find the post, because I have had no luck.
 
Oh, Jack is livid that it's not metro diner anymore.

Eating salsa with a fork.

Pacifico pulled the fatty appeasement plate with the chips and beans. Haven't actually seen that since before the pandemic. I'm guessing someone else ordered that and the scalfatti's scored.

I'm reminded how much I hate how tammy just slaps her keys on the table like a real subhuman.

The plates are unimpressive, but Jack never fails to make food look worse.

The home cutaway now makes me wonder how many restaurants the scalfatti's have been firmly asked to leave.

Would squid count as Carnivore?

I do wish Jack would get copyright matched on one of his songs to end his layering.

This also isn't the first time Tammy has pulled the toothpick trick.

Honestly got deja vu on that, wasn't there another place with table cactus, Jack bitched about children, and then Tammy found toothpicks in her food?
 
So if I understand correctly, Jack is currently eating large amounts of meat as a part of his diet? How in the hell is he so sickly and obese then. Is he filling up on something else as well, or did he somehow manage to afford so much meat that he's actually eating it in unhealthy doses.
He is eating other things but lies constantly that he’s not by saying stuff like “Oh I got extra and gave it to charity” yet has slip ups like eating mashed potatoes or talking about the bread at steakhouses
 
Probably some scam pimped out by his megachurch.
anything with "faith based" in the description is usually a scam. it's basically something you tack on to ensure people you have a higher morality than the general population. you don't need to be religious to be a good person and do charity work, but this gives the public an artificial sense of security for their donors. it's like mega churches who sell 100 dollars bibles or ask for big donations.
 
So if I understand correctly, Jack is currently eating large amounts of meat as a part of his diet? How in the hell is he so sickly and obese then. Is he filling up on something else as well, or did he somehow manage to afford so much meat that he's actually eating it in unhealthy doses.
His "carnivore diet" is every bit as garbage as leaning keto. Fad diets with no biological basis like "carnivore" are as bad or worse for your health than whatever you were doing before.

Human beings need a balanced diet of plant and animal sources, some ethnicities are more adapted to higher-protein diets due to thousands of years of evolution in a hostile environment with little plant life, but Jackass isn't an Inuit. Even they obtained berries and other plant products through trade or foraging when they could.
 
So if I understand correctly, Jack is currently eating large amounts of meat as a part of his diet? How in the hell is he so sickly and obese then. Is he filling up on something else as well, or did he somehow manage to afford so much meat that he's actually eating it in unhealthy doses.
The man eats 3000-5000 calories a day with next to no activity as he scoots around on a mobility scooter and spends 90% of his day sitting on his fat ass watching childrens cartoons. He can't even be bothered to get on the scooter to take his dogs for a walk. All while basically refusing to eat anything that a human being might even consider to be healthy. The simple fact is, calories in < calories burned = weight loss. We know this because we've seen him discuss what he eats or he's shown it on video including when his wife was giving him fried chicken while he was getting reasonably sized meals when he was in a nursing home where he refused to participate in any sort of rehab beyond the absolute basics or his constant traveling. And that's not even factoring in that he makes enough food to feed 10 people when there's only 4 people living in the house(as he constantly lies about taking shit to church or donating half eaten food to the homeless).
 
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Even if that's true, it doesn't help, lol. (I like a little steak with my butter).
LOL, butter? That's the excuse he was trying to go for? That's some awfully white, non melting, stiff, quite matte looking "butter". He went out of his way to not show his plate, but didn't realize Tammy was filming him in the middle of eating.

Cuntspiracy Man, I forgot to mention in my response that Fatty also constantly fails at gaslighting what little audience he has with his bullshit like this. If all he had was a side of butter the size of a fucking fist to have more on the fork than the damned steak for a bite, not to mention if you have butter on a steak it goes on the fucking steak, he wouldn't have needed to avoid filming his food at the restaurant. Just a little bit of "budder" and not the 500 calories of mashed potatoes everyone saw him eat. But instead we're supposed to just assume this restaurant served him a heaping Paula Deen sized side of whipped butter...
 
I'll also accept that Jack might be just throwing back spoonfuls of butter every day

What a fat fucking slob

My grandparents grew up poor, so they'd, as a treat, give me a piece of heavily buttered bread with sugar since that's what they got it as too when kids. Since Jack grew up similarly poor, his mom even going as low as whoring herself to the milkman, maybe he just never grew out of it?
 
I'll also accept that Jack might be just throwing back spoonfuls of butter every day

What a fat fucking slob
The man buys Bacon Up, he doesn't need to eat random spoonfulls of butter when he can do it with bacon grease.
My grandparents grew up poor, so they'd, as a treat, give me a piece of heavily buttered bread with sugar since that's what they got it as too when kids. Since Jack grew up similarly poor, his mom even going as low as whoring herself to the milkman, maybe he just never grew out of it?
That's entirely possible, but that's still mashed potatoes on the fork and not just random gobs of butter he's eating with every bite of steak. It also isn't a risotto, or a polenta, or anything else. It's fucking potatoes and he's angy he failed his carnivore larp again on camera.
 
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