Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Even if that's true, it doesn't help, lol. (I like a little steak with my butter).

Jack's Brain: Don’t say it’s mashed potatoes, don't say it's mashed potatoes. But what else do they serve at a restaurant?

Jack: IT WUZ BUTTER. I WUZ EATING AN ENTIRE STICK OF BUTTER

Jack's Brain: heheheh I would’ve never thought of that
 
Jack's Brain: Don’t say it’s mashed potatoes, don't say it's mashed potatoes. But what else do they serve at a restaurant?

Jack: IT WUZ BUTTER. I WUZ EATING AN ENTIRE STICK OF BUTTER

Jack's Brain: heheheh I would’ve never thought of that
You know how diners and cafeterias have those individual butter pats, wrapped in foil?

I bet it's carnivore to keep a box of them in the fridge and eat them like Andes mints.

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No more pretending.

Jack's back, baby!
Sounds like some cracks starting to show…

Whether I’m getting better with carnivore eating or not…

In the very recent past, Jack wouldn’t have expressed anything short of carnivoar being the most perfect and effective diet on earth. Makes one wonder if he’s experiencing side effects that tell even him that the diet is not all it’s cracked up to be/is actually doing him harm. Regardless, he’ll just continue on his current path. Idk, maybe I’m reading too much into it.


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Even if that's true, it doesn't help, lol. (I like a little steak with my butter).
I know who we’re talking about here, but the fact that this delusional, corpulent retard actually thought that telling his audience trolls that his fork was loaded with butter instead of potatoes would make him look better is astonishing. A real peak Jack moment.

*REALLY* not the win you think it is, dumbass.


I'll also accept that Jack might be just throwing back spoonfuls of butter every day
Even though Jack says that what was on his fork was butter, we all know that was a big fucking lie to try and preserve his carnivoar LARP. At the same time (and very surprisingly), it’s actually hard for me to picture Jack eating it by the spoonful.

What I see as more likely, would be Jack (like a kid with peanut butter) grabbing a finger full when he passes through the kitchen. Could see him doing that with Bacon Up, too. Oh, and lard.


You know how diners and cafeterias have those individual butter pats, wrapped in foil?

I bet it's carnivore to keep a box of them in the fridge and eat them like Andes mints.

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Too easy to picture a candy dish loaded up with those on the Scalfani coffee table, much like those stale-ass candies/Jordan almonds your grandmother would keep around.
 
So final report on Bizarro Jack i posted about some time ago:
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He lasted to week 2 but accepted criticism, improved to a degree, actually made food the the judge liked (he lost because he couldn't replicate the recipe because of a lack of knowledge of spices so what he made tasted different from what was necessary to make)

Even in that little time he did learned and did better than Jack ever did

You can find his cookbook here on page 2079
I'm partial to page 5.
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I'm going through the pages of this thread related to the cookbook, bless you because i haven't laughed this hard in a while, holy shit
 
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Bizarro Jack
I’m enjoying the Jack multi-verse, it’s almost poetic having rob who is living his best life care free and enjoying his day to day and liquid Jack who actually made it onto television. I just wish bizarro Jack knew more of the mannerisms and memes about Jack, it would have been funny having a true mimic Jack being the closest thing that real Jack to being on TV. I would imagine the seething to be immeasurable.
 
I’m enjoying the Jack multi-verse, it’s almost poetic having rob who is living his best life care free and enjoying his day to day and liquid Jack who actually made it onto television. I just wish bizarro Jack knew more of the mannerisms and memes about Jack, it would have been funny having a true mimic Jack being the closest thing that real Jack to being on TV. I would imagine the seething to be immeasurable.
What are you talking about? Fatty has been on TV multiple times.
 
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