Serious answer: a long time, I think he'd "quit", buy property (and get scammed/fleeced doing so), then return to gambling and gradually go broke, selling and pawning things. As @Glass House calculated, despite having $113'912 go through his hands, he only lost $49. He burns through winnings because he's "had" a lot and feels he can go higher, but he's never had a million.
That’s the gamba addict equivalent of alcoholics who drink diluted everclear. Pleasure and fun is no longer part of the experience. You strip the game to the bare minimum where you don’t have to focus on strategy or even remembering the rules. You just press a button. It’s gambling in it’s purest form.
Casino manager David Attenborough: The majestic whale in his natural habitat... frolicking in the Originals, singing the songs of his species... *faintly in the background, "OH MY FUCKIN GOD OH MY GOD DUDE"* ...digging crumbs of his food, cannabis and crack, out of the deep carpet... truly, a spectacle of nature.
Ah, I love stories with happy endings when horrible things happen to horrible British people.
TLDR, quit trying to keep us from big wins. Sign up with code bossmanjack.
Listen, idiots, 99% of gamblers have a catastrophic felt before hitting it big and winning it all. It's a normal thing and proven by math. Gamble fools.
Well Austin's granddaddy said you never leave on heater.
Some Farmers post in the thread about how much money he makes and how much smarter they'd be at gambling to not lose it all. Others post asking why he would get sponsored when he is clearly an addict who constantly accused the whatever casino he's with of scamming and casts online gambling at large in a poor light. Somehow neither connect those types of posts. Austin makes the vast majority of his actual income, that he then loses, through subs, begging, and gambling. What's not as often talked about is that he makes money through referrals. People see the big wins he gets and think it's a good idea to gamble where he does. Some of them, probably most, are already addicts. Others think they can do it better than he does. "Look at this idiot" they say. "I'd cashout right now" they tell themselves.
Also, DAMN YOUR GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOM'S PUSSY NICE! He fucked her after she left your great-great-grandfather.
Pretty much, yes. And even dumber retards than ACP himself just throw money at him too. I'm not sure why they want to fund someone who is a walking PSA for why you should call a gambling hotline and beg for help, but they do. Possibly because a major source of their income is people like ACP who don't realize his entire life is a cry for help.
And if he had a million, he'd want two million. And if he had two million, he'd want four million. And if he had four million, he'd want eight million. And if he had eight million? Well obviously his coin flips are paying off. He's on a ROLL baby that pussy nice! He's heading to town with that shit.
They also don't get that if they got the same deal Austin got, but played it sensibly to keep some profit, the site would cut them off immediately. Sort of like they did even with me when I tried to exploit the daily dollar just for giggles. Somehow they suddenly want all kinds of ID when I'm making literally $0.95 a day off them. These gouging kikes.
That might be the most cuckolded, ebonic-worshipping cringe I've ever seen. No wonder Americanda can't do shit in space anymore. Who would even want those things on other planets?
Please Bossman don’t do it. We need you, I need you, stake.com needs you, plz
This is actually sage advice that guarantees
BIG WINS
He recently leaked that he's indebted to one of the longtime juicers to the tune of $7k. The only reason he's pays some people back is that he knows he can't burn juicers too hard or his payday loans will dry up. The only reason he pays people back is to secure his discord gambling money hotline. You don't understand /ourboy/ if you think taking money out and putting it in a CD or whatever is the same thing. Austin is a severe addict.
