Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

Like he has eaten his own cum, twice, at different points.

Other than the lost "drink combo" clip from that old youtube poop, what other time did he do this?

 

[Dick Pooman]

Cobra's mom is getting trolled by someone probably pretending to be either Josh or Clint

 

[GentleGenosha]

Cobra's mom is getting trolled by someone probably pretending to be either Josh or Clint

Was this even confirmed to be his mom? Saw lots of speculation but I don’t think there was any confirmation other than some coincidences. Not that it really matters at this point, it looks like she has a fair share of Cobes reddit audience commenting on every single video of hers referencing Cobra.

 

[BallBuster II]

Cobra's mom is getting trolled by someone probably pretending to be either Josh or Clint

Is there any actual proof this woman is his biological mother? Or are we just assuming because she is named Laura and looks derpy and similar to Josh that it is his mother?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Is there any actual proof this woman is his biological mother? Or are we just assuming because she is named Laura and looks derpy and similar to Josh that it is his mother?

Yes it's been confirmed, I doxed her* and she later confirmed it herself. It's posted in the thread. Pretty gay that retards are harassing her, yea she wasn't around in Josh's life, but we don't know the whole story and I don't really trust Clint to be a reliable narrator.

*How I figured out it was really her before she confirmed it: She had pictures of her mother on Facebook, who was identical to the mother in Cobra's laura picture.

 

[Your Landlord]

Is there any actual proof this woman is his biological mother? Or are we just assuming because she is named Laura and looks derpy and similar to Josh that it is his mother?

I remember a cobra video a year or two ago where he claims she isn't his mom and that he and Clint know where she is. I want to say that Clint mentioned it in his interview with YourFaggotSon too but I'm probably thinking of something else; it all blends together after awhile.
Disregard that: thanks to @Blue Miaplacidus I'm just filled with a sadness now. Look at that woman, Clint's genes barely tried.

 

[whogoesthere]

Other than the lost "drink combo" clip from that old youtube poop, what other time did he do this?

When he jerked off on cam for his secret video, that people had to find. His video after the said jerking, on youtube, he had some jizz on the back of his hand and he licked it off and laughed. Said it was alcohol or something as a joke, but pretty sure it was cum.

Bitesize has a clip of it, I think this is right.

Here with time code 1:09:20

 

[Mr. Manchester]

So here's some Cobes stuff I made in Fallout 4.
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Here's 2012 era Josh with his full head of hair.
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Making a dank food hack.

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Press T to wait patiently
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Apartment shot. Note the $40 ashtray by the door.
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Making some deep frted avacados in the kitchen.

I have way too much time on my hands after work sometimes.

You know, Cobes would probably thrive in Fallout. He'll eat anything, he wouldn't mind everything being destroyed, raiders would just want to hang out with him on stream, feral ghouls would leave him alone or date him, his boglim immune system would just kick FEV out of his body and the Enclave would be obligated to pay his SSI. He'd get the speech ending in the first game by just ranting about gender relations to the master.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Yes it's been confirmed, I doxed her* and she later confirmed it herself. It's posted in the thread. Pretty gay that retards are harassing her, yea she wasn't around in Josh's life, but we don't know the whole story and I don't really trust Clint to be a reliable narrator.

*How I figured out it was really her before she confirmed it: She had pictures of her mother on Facebook, who was identical to the mother in Cobra's laura picture.
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I never understood wtf she’s talking about if she was trying to say the reverse that she isn’t Josh’s “real” mom because she didn’t raise him and so she’s more like a step mom and his real step mom is his mom it doesn’t make any sense because his step mom’s name isn’t Linda.

Honestly I wish people just left it alone we didn’t gain anything interesting from finding out who his mom is and it was basically immediately forgotten aside from a-logs who want to harass a random woman

 

[Rotogravure]

Yes it's been confirmed, I doxed her* and she later confirmed it herself. It's posted in the thread. Pretty gay that retards are harassing her, yea she wasn't around in Josh's life, but we don't know the whole story and I don't really trust Clint to be a reliable narrator.

*How I figured out it was really her before she confirmed it: She had pictures of her mother on Facebook, who was identical to the mother in Cobra's laura picture.
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I'm confused. She says she's his step mom, not his biological mom. She says that is Linda. Who is Linda?

Edit: I see I am not the only one confused.

 

[ArgFly]

Josh is a common name, she could have a stepson named Josh and think that's who people are asking about.

 

[Crunkle]

Cobra's mom is getting trolled by someone probably pretending to be either Josh or Clint

I actually really respect her for this grown-up reply. She seems like a sweet lady who's found a place in life finally after squirting out a baby boglim.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Honestly I wish people just left it alone we didn’t gain anything interesting

The clip where she drops the knife is funny in context to cobras culinary skills, but that's about it.

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

When he jerked off on cam for his secret video, that people had to find. His video after the said jerking, on youtube, he had some jizz on the back of his hand and he licked it off and laughed. Said it was alcohol or something as a joke, but pretty sure it was cum.

Bitesize has a clip of it, I think this is right.

Here with time code 1:09:20

The thought of jorh every being squeamish about jizz is just funny to me. He eats days old bug burritos. Skeet is the LEAST of his worries.

 

[D_Tractor]

I'm confused. She says she's his step mom, not his biological mom. She says that is Linda. Who is Linda?

Edit: I see I am not the only one confused.

She has a stepson (a USMC veteran) who happens to be also named Josh.

 

[Big Nasty]

Don't know if it was crossposted to this thread, but according to the Fishtank thread, Letty is a dead ringer for Mama Cobra at the time of his birth. Letty even has the same strabismus as Cobra does.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

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I'm confused. She says she's his step mom, not his biological mom. She says that is Linda. Who is Linda?

Edit: I see I am not the only one confused.

She's talking about a different Josh. That's not his bio mom. She even says in this video: "I think their last name is Saunders." His mother would know their last name. Josh has said multiple times that it's not his mother.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Don't know if it was crossposted to this thread, but according to the Fishtank thread, Letty is a dead ringer for Mama Cobra at the time of his birth. Letty even has the same strabismus as Cobra does.

You know, come to think of it...

 

[Andoxico]

You know, come to think of it...
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what the fuck is that on the left?

 

[Big Nasty]

what the fuck is that on the left?

That's Letty