Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[SandyCat]

Taking cash out when you get $30k is shit that rats do. To get a Honda plus the nicest pussies you need at least $50k.

Why stop at 50K when you can shoot for 100K?

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Why stop at 50K when you can shoot for 100K?

100k? You're not very ambitious, are you? Bossman is going places while the rats are left behind to fight over cheese wheels.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

You're just jealous you can't lose 30k, sucka
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Much like with the stock market - you haven't actually made money until you've cashed it out.
Unlike with the stock market - you absolutely did lose it and there's no chance of it "rebounding" after you flush it down the toilet.

 

[whogoesthere]

"i lost 30k last night lol"
"its ok tho"
Yeah man no biggie, just casually dropped thirty grand into a fucking coin flip, I love the Peter Parker, haha!. FUCK MY LIFE DUDE DUDE NO WAY FUCK I JUST LOST IT ALL

To be fair, it is nothing to him. Money means nothing, its just an increase in his bets. Money go up, bets go up, loses go up.

Gamble. Defeat. Cry. Repeat.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Much like with the stock market - you haven't actually made money until you've cashed it out.

It doesn't matter if he cashes out. He cashed out 18k 3 days ago, lost it in 5 hours and followed it up by taking on 10k+ in debt

 

[baws man jack]

To be fair, it is nothing to him. Money means nothing, its just an increase in his bets. Money go up, bets go up, loses go up.

Gamble. Defeat. Cry. Repeat.

wtf you mean dewd? he has gold coins and silver bars and that fishing rod he's never used and the $625 bong he knocks over all the time and the YEEZYS and (23) jordans and a GOLD chain on the way. he's got wayyyyyyyyyy more money than you rat so of course it doesn't mean anything to him. he'd fuck the dawg shit out of yer mum.

The only way money really means anything to him is his access to drugs. so he has to cash some of it out because I'm pretty sure even rat mom refuses to outright buy him crack from derrick.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

its ok. We'll get it back folks
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You're just jealous you can't lose 30k, sucka
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Remember that Spider-Man movie with Peter Parker in it?
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Peak gambler brain idiocy. You have never won 30K either you fucking retard; your win isn't actualized until you walk away and have it in hand. That line of reasoning is the eternal cope gamblers have to keep chasing that high and excuse their lack of impulse control.

 

[Monopolywheel]

This is actually sage advice that guarantees BIG WINS
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Thanks to my nigga @Flaming Dumpster for the transcripts

ah that's the pretty Asian named Nora

 

[AnOminous]

wtf you mean dewd? he has gold coins and silver bars and that fishing rod he's never used and the $625 bong he knocks over all the time and the YEEZYS and (23) jordans and a GOLD chain on the way. he's got wayyyyyyyyyy more money than you rat so of course it doesn't mean anything to him. he'd fuck the dawg shit out of yer mum.

But does he have a Honda Civic?

Peak gambler brain idiocy. You have never won 30K either you fucking retard; your win isn't actualized until you walk away and have it in hand. That line of reasoning is the eternal cope gamblers have to keep chasing that high and excuse their lack of impulse control.

You are not a winning gambler until you've walked away with it, had to file it on your fucking taxes, had to itemize deductions to minimize your liability, still made money after that, and gotten audited and had the fucking rake to end all rakes, the IRS, walk away empty-handed because all your shit checked out.

 

[AbyssGazer]

I am genuinely disturbed how he will actually declare "alright I'm done" while simultaneously through muscle memory alone keep gambling.
It is frightening seeing and hearing how meek the rational part of his brain is compared to the almost lizard brain need to just keep gambling.
Seriously watch him say "I just made 30k. I'm gonna go for 35" and watch him almost snap his neck and pitifully say "..no.." before "yes I am"
That shit is fucking freaky man.
Edit because phone posting lol about it

Glad I'm not the only one who though that was uncanny as fuck. If this is what an online casino can do to empty people like him, imagine what a government brainwashing program can do.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Our boy reached $1,000,000 wagered on coinflip LFG

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Evil Eddie and his boys are scamming again

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Lossman ran his depo up to ~15k multiple times, what happens next will shock and horrify you.

 

[Kees H]

Another coin flip sesh, Austin reached a high of 15k, and then the switch was flipped and he lost it all. The last three minutes.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

Worry not, he had $250 cash in the pot and has another $250 in rakeback.

Money, that he just burned in Wheel as I write this because some rando told him so

 

[Drama Fan]

please man i cant breav

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This should be a new big dono soundclip for MATI

 

[Sneeds]

Turkey Tom made a video on bossman

@Null kick Tom’s ass when you move back to the states

 

[break these cuffs]

Turkey Tom made a video on bossman
@Null kick Tom’s ass when you move back to the states

Oh god, the influx of redditniggers is going to be insufferable. Prepare for absurd amounts of moral fagging, failtrolling, and content cucking ahead, lads. Reminder to use the highlight feature to watch what's been posted to the thread during the coming draughts.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Turkey Tom made a video on bossman
@Null kick Tom’s ass when you move back to the states

the best bossmanjack commentary type video so far but that isnt saying much, plus cool thumbnail even so kill yourself turkey tom.

 

[The I Scream Man]

It was inevitable that youtubers would notice him