Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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MilkThePig said:
Yes, he 100% does. "80s Action Hero Pat" is one of his official personas along with Valley Girl Pat and Military Expert Pat.

Just a few lines off the top of my head for his 80s action hero persona - "Violence doesn't find me often but when it does, it's a short visit" "I don't get triggered, child; I get even". "My punches land, and land hard".

He said all of the above completely unironically. Fat.
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These all sound like Steven Segal lines. I heard them in his voice.

Which only fits because Steven is at least one tenth Pat's size.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Let us check on the feed of fat
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Well the pig still oinks but....what is this?
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It seems his "you deserve to be raped" xeet has come back to haunt him....well atleast the account accusing him of such is a teeny tiny insignif...
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Oh my an account bigger than his? which is part of the MUHPALESTINEOCAUST mob?

Could it be my dream of fat being devoured by the current tard mob might be coming closer to reality?
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Oh man, that would be absolutely surreal to see Pat devoured by the far left Hamas supporters at this point.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
It's weird. He gets something like ... 50? 80? percent of the way to an actually good comeback ... on a medium that isn't live, he can think it over and contemplate and search for better versions.

It's so strange. He must actually think it's a good call, similar to Nick's "cop at denny's" joke that nobody has been able to work out even to this day.
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He is hindered by his 100% body fat.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I Enjoyed Alcatraz once when I was in the Bay Area.
I even have a commemorative Save the Rock chunk of concrete from the Gift Shop as they were selling pieces to raise money for the continuing refurbishment and preservation.
Hopefully its the only way I'll Enjoy Prison.
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Vicky really is the best. Vicky probably raped Pat during the tour.

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
He's such a mealymouthed coward; just say "yes, I'd love to rape roger stone, and he'd like it" and own it, don't be a pussyfaggot (challenge difficulty: impossible)

i mean @Judge Holden openly wants to rape fats and we all just kind of side-eye him and back away a bit.
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Would Pat rape Roger Stone before his execution, or after? Maybe during? Sick guy, really disturbed.
 
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I love rick, he is so fucking remarkable. I occasionally have a moment of clarity, where it completely boglims my mind that rick actually exists. In these moments I think of him as some sort of great artist to behold for the ages, it's honestly awe inspiring. Sometimes I'll be telling a friend or loved one about him and they think I'm making it up.

I'm still disappointed that he still didn't win lolcow of the year, in my opinion he is light years ahead of any other cow, it's not even a question.

How does he never run out of steam?
 
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SupremeGuntleman said:
I'm still disappointed that he still didn't win lolcow of the year, in my opinion he is light years ahead of any other cow, it's not even a question
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While I agree that Pat was robbed in due part to newness bias (as BossmanJack was just starting to pick up steam around then and Rekeita totally lost the plot then as well), someone else said it was appropriate for him to lose as well: he’s a FFWBT, but not enough of one to win lolcow of the year as yet another failure in the never ending one that’s his life.

Maybe this will be the year!
 
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Broadside said:
Pat getting destroyed once again by someone living the life he wishes he had. You just know failed comedian Pat is seething, hence his utterly lackluster responses:
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N-no child. It didn't!

For some sweet schadenfreude, here's a flashback to Pat being an insufferable cunt when he WAS verified
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The same as ever since the beginning. Fatty fat fuck still cannot change his attitude because he is a fat pig that only really know how to sentence children to jail imprisonment. But when this lardass starts to ego tripping about him getting verified, he was clearly too retarded to even distinguish between the virtual world and reality itself because he simply probably begged the Twitter staffs to verify him because Fatrick is a soulless nigger sell that only knows how to squeal and prone to get mad over the most simplest of things.
Kela de Thaym said:
While I agree that Pat was robbed in due part to newness bias (as BossmanJack was just starting to pick up steam around then and Rekeita totally lost the plot then as well), someone else said it was appropriate for him to lose as well: he’s a FFWBT, but not enough of one to win lolcow of the year as yet another failure in the never ending one that’s his life.

Maybe this will be the year!
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Who knows? It was rather entertaining so far with Lossmanjack and Balldo, but once it died down, Austin becomes a bit boring if he did not loses it all on a daily basis with his gamba sesh, and Balldo becomes unimaginably boring when nothing lulzy he did actually was reported. Fatrick is an attention whore, so any methods to garner attention, he would try all of them without hesitation in order to ego trip as much as he wants with his saggy bitch tits flopping whilst he tries to prove he is the right nigger. If the most lulziest moment happened caused by a single lolcow in 2024 was recognized, they deserved it. He could be the next candidate for being the best ITG of the year in the next LOTY award.
 
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Markorian said:
The best part is the mask is clearly backwards, and has some sort of filter on it that he hasn't even unwrapped
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Judge Holden said:
Well the pig still oinks but....what is this?
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Okay, forgive me if I'm wrong on this, but I always assumed capital punishment involved lethal injections (gas chambers if you lived in 1930's Cali) and not rape. On a similar note, where do I apply to become a state sponsored rapist?
 
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Patrick defaming Lesley, it would be really funny if she sued him for defamation eventually
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I'm no legal expert, but I'd imagine it'd be kind of hard to defame someone when everyone thinks you're a big fat liar with bitch tits and no credibility.
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
I'm no legal expert, but I'd imagine it'd be kind of hard to defame someone when everyone thinks you're a big fat liar with no credibility.
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Aside from that, he is a true and honest internet tough guy with a track record of lying, arresting baby children to prison and is a failed sci-fi writer, unfitting dad and the best fat living human pot-belly pig that we pitiful children reveres to.
 
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