Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,322 41.6%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,576
I went to /b/ for the first time in 8 years. Not even sure what I was expecting, but god damn every thread is nothing but porn and gooners. /b/ was never good, but it used to be better than this. Other boards seem to have their own issues, but they're relatively under control depending on the amount of posters/traffic. /mu/ is in a sad state and all the top threads (read: only threads with significant activity) are K-Pop shit. /v/ has some decent discussions and dumbfuckery, but /vg/ and other related boards are more geared towards serious discussion. /pol/ is /pol/. /x/ used to have interesting theories, but is now schizo heaven.

What happened, bros? Am I just too drenched in nostalgia of "old" 4chan, or was it always bad but I never had the sophistication to realize it?
 
I went to /b/ for the first time in 8 years. Not even sure what I was expecting, but god damn every thread is nothing but porn and gooners. /b/ was never good, but it used to be better than this. Other boards seem to have their own issues, but they're relatively under control depending on the amount of posters/traffic. /mu/ is in a sad state and all the top threads (read: only threads with significant activity) are K-Pop shit. /v/ has some decent discussions and dumbfuckery, but /vg/ and other related boards are more geared towards serious discussion. /pol/ is /pol/. /x/ used to have interesting theories, but is now schizo heaven.

What happened, bros? Am I just too drenched in nostalgia of "old" 4chan, or was it always bad but I never had the sophistication to realize it?
The site has completely and thoroughly entrenched itself in layers upon layers of pornography and the most depraved of fetishes in order to protect itself from non-existent bogeymen like "the newfag zoomer shills", thus driving out any sense of originality left within the dreaded halls called the boards of 4chan.
The site is now a gooners' paradise, and all the lost souls of angry nerds bickering with each other are leaving the site one-by-one every single day, and once all the gooner tranny pedophiles who populate the boards inevitably commit suicide, Hiro, RapeApe, and Swaglord will realize that their once active den of originality and free speech is now a deserted Babylon.
So much for "the final boss of the internet", lol.
 
Last edited:
I'm a fan of the comic book series, The Goon. In this case, goon refers to an a henchman, or enforcer, not the masturbation marathons. I opened up /b/, saw a Goon (masturbation) thread, and joined. I started posting pics of characters from The Goon (comic), and said stuff like, "hey, I don't know why you guys are all posting porn. Anyway, which Goon character do you most relate to?" and "You guys excited for the upcoming issues?" I made a few posts like that, trying to throw off those degens, interrupt their jerk seshs, you know? I got zero replies. I know it was weak bait, but I expected to at least be called a faggot, or told to kill myself. Instead, nothing. Felt bad, man
 
I'm a fan of the comic book series, The Goon. In this case, goon refers to an a henchman, or enforcer, not the masturbation marathons. I opened up /b/, saw a Goon (masturbation) thread, and joined. I started posting pics of characters from The Goon (comic), and said stuff like, "hey, I don't know why you guys are all posting porn. Anyway, which Goon character do you most relate to?" and "You guys excited for the upcoming issues?" I made a few posts like that, trying to throw off those degens, interrupt their jerk seshs, you know? I got zero replies. I know it was weak bait, but I expected to at least be called a faggot, or told to kill myself. Instead, nothing. Felt bad, man
Reminds me of @Xenomorph and Moon over June…
 
I went to /b/ for the first time in 8 years. Not even sure what I was expecting, but god damn every thread is nothing but porn and gooners. /b/ was never good, but it used to be better than this. Other boards seem to have their own issues, but they're relatively under control depending on the amount of posters/traffic. /mu/ is in a sad state and all the top threads (read: only threads with significant activity) are K-Pop shit. /v/ has some decent discussions and dumbfuckery, but /vg/ and other related boards are more geared towards serious discussion. /pol/ is /pol/. /x/ used to have interesting theories, but is now schizo heaven.

What happened, bros? Am I just too drenched in nostalgia of "old" 4chan, or was it always bad but I never had the sophistication to realize it?
Banning porn from /b/ (though still keeping it a red board) would probably help. Though i suspect the porn drives traffic to 4chan so they probably wouldn't
 
Banning porn from /b/ (though still keeping it a red board) would probably help. Though i suspect the porn drives traffic to 4chan so they probably wouldn't

Banning porn from /b/ would make that board better and make sense. There's at least a dozen other boards specifically for pornography and having goon containment boards is better than having them infest everything.
 
Banning porn from /b/ (though still keeping it a red board) would probably help. Though i suspect the porn drives traffic to 4chan so they probably wouldn't
I'd say ban porn from the whole site and unlock /qa/. The site may die, but it may not since it will be more palatable, which will drive people tired of mainstream social media to it, and the content will be higher-quality.
 
Banning porn from /b/ (though still keeping it a red board) would probably help. Though i suspect the porn drives traffic to 4chan so they probably wouldn't
>NOOOOOOOOOO /B/ ISN'T JUST LIKE MY HECKIN EPIC BORK BORK DOGGO YOUTUBE VIDEOS WHERE PEOPLE ARE STEALING LE FLAGS AND BLOCKING POOLS IN A VIDEOGAME NOOOOOOOO BAN EVERYTHING ON IT I DONT LIKE SO I CAN LARP AS LE EPIK LONG CAT ALL YOUR BASE BELONGS TO US OLDFAG NOOOOW!
watched internet historian award
 
>NOOOOOOOOOO /B/ ISN'T JUST LIKE MY HECKIN EPIC BORK BORK DOGGO YOUTUBE VIDEOS WHERE PEOPLE ARE STEALING LE FLAGS AND BLOCKING POOLS IN A VIDEOGAME NOOOOOOOO BAN EVERYTHING ON IT I DONT LIKE SO I CAN LARP AS LE EPIK LONG CAT ALL YOUR BASE BELONGS TO US OLDFAG NOOOOW!
watched internet historian award
T.

1714785401450.png
 
Banning porn from /b/ (though still keeping it a red board) would probably help. Though i suspect the porn drives traffic to 4chan so they probably wouldn't
Since porn has been on that board since day 1, a complete ban would be impossible, however, a ban on the cancerous 24/7 "celeb loli shota AI DEGEN trap femboy pics of girls you have nudes of No. 10292620367101638" would significantly increase the board's quality and originality. OC should be the No. 1 priority, it's called "Random" and not "The exact same threads and images I saw yesterday, and the day before yesterday, and the day before the day before yesterday" after all.
>NOOOOOOOOOO /B/ ISN'T JUST LIKE MY HECKIN EPIC BORK BORK DOGGO YOUTUBE VIDEOS WHERE PEOPLE ARE STEALING LE FLAGS AND BLOCKING POOLS IN A VIDEOGAME NOOOOOOOO BAN EVERYTHING ON IT I DONT LIKE SO I CAN LARP AS LE EPIK LONG CAT ALL YOUR BASE BELONGS TO US OLDFAG NOOOOW!
watched internet historian award
Fitting coming from the guy who tried to get a kid to cut for him on discord.
 
would significantly increase the board's quality and originality
They made r9k with its rules with that in mind and its just another board where zoomers post the same thing all day every day. Blue boards are all still shit. Ultimately its the users who post on 4chan that make it so utter shit.
 
They made r9k with its rules with that in mind and its just another board where zoomers post the same thing all day every day. Blue boards are all still shit. Ultimately its the users who post on 4chan that make it so utter shit.
At least r9k has SOME level of originality. I can still browse the board without feeling like plucking my eyeballs out, but it's very clear r9k has lost most of its popularity.
What is the point of using 4chan in Current Year?
Arguing over trivial shit with other sweaty nerds.
 
At least r9k has SOME level of originality. I can still browse the board without feeling like plucking my eyeballs out, but it's very clear r9k has lost most of its popularity.
/r9k/ has been shite for years and years at this point. Endless porn and troon Discord grooming threads, BLACKED spam, no effort coom threads, etc. Like most boards on 4chan it's a great candidate for banning porn but that would require jannies to get off their ass and hand out bans to their Discord buttbuddies.
 
I'd say ban porn from the whole site and unlock /qa/. The site may die, but it may not since it will be more palatable, which will drive people tired of mainstream social media to it, and the content will be higher-quality.
they need to ban softcore porn too. Like 50% of /v/ is just dudes spamming softcore anime porn. 4chan has so many boards dedicated to porn, I don't know why they don't just go to those.
 
Back