🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Burd Turglar]

Too bad hackmania isn't where paedophiles like Vaedophile gets hacked to pieces.

Don't be so negative man. This is America in 2024, the year of our lord. A schizo, tranq zombie could stumble across him in some sort of fuege state, slaughter him and eat his flesh. It's been happening more and more to less deserving people as of late.

Fingers crossed its all filmed from a selfie stick.

 

[FiveStarAce]

My takeaway: Ethan Ralph smells like pee.

 

[Braphamut]

My takeaway: Ethan Ralph smells like pee.

Pissing inaccurately into cans of Modelo from your gaming chair and stacking them around your 'battle station' by the dozens, left to ferment into ammonia in the hot, humid stale air of a rentoid cube in Messiko.

Combine this with unwashed gooner grease and pot/cig stench.

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph will leave the stream running for half an hour so he can drunk drive to the liquor store, but can't leave it running for <5 minutes to pee.

 

[Sprate Header]

Pissing inaccurately

This combination of words alone is making me laugh hysterically

 

[Braphamut]

This combination of words alone is making me laugh hysterically

Ha! ... but for real, unless he's using a plastic urinal (or improvising a measuring cup/funnel) or shoving a catheter down his pee hole there's no way he's *gracefully* pulling it off without dribbling on his pants/chair/floor, and there's even less of a chance that equipment is cleaned, and how the hell can any of this be more 'time saving' than just pissing into a toilet? At best he's just playing with peepee.

Ralph just out here surrounding himself in piss and trash for the pleasure of it (and, I assume, a self-soothing coping strategy).

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph just out here surrounding himself in piss and trash for the pleasure of it (and, I assume, a self-soothing coping strategy).

I find you suggestion that a man who recorded himself sucking shit off my fingers would find pleasure in also surround himself in piss unrealistic!

Lying but I just wanted to remind people Ralph literally ate feces. Also not to mention Ralph domestically abusing his horse as a Xanax zombie for not cleaning up a spilled piss bottle and recorded himself in his room muttering to himself inaudibly while smashing and knocking down piss bottles. Ralph’s pig pen has to smell worse than a hobo encamp.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Damn Ralph has hit rock bottom...

 

[The I Scream Man]

Lol Ralph couldn't name 10 bitches he's fucked, he definitely won't do that on his next stream

That would be a catastrophic own for all of us, especially Josh Moon

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Lol Ralph couldn't name 10 bitches he's fucked, he definitely won't do that on his next stream

That would be a catastrophic own for all of us, especially Josh Moon

TBF several of them have restraining order against EOR, preventing him from saying their names.

 

[Um...]

Check out the 10 day weather forecast for Ethan Ralph’s ‘Paradise.’


Highs in the 100s every day, lows in the high 70s at night. Humid too. And his rented cubicle is out in the blazing sun all day, no shade. Lol.
And it’s only May.
His fat pasty ass gonna roast.
Suffer piggy

 

[Bill Evans 45]

He probably gets it from the same pharmacy he gets his Xanax from

I don't think he can pay pharmacy prices any more (despite hitting dono targets for 176 consecutive shows). He's buying his pills at the gas station for truly madly deeply five star days.

 

[Braphamut]

Check out the 10 day weather forecast for Ethan Ralph’s ‘Paradise.’

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Highs in the 100s every day, lows in the high 70s at night. Humid too. And his rented cubicle is out in the blazing sun all day, no shade. Lol.
And it’s only May.
His fat pasty ass gonna roast.
Suffer piggy

Yew see, da piss in da cans basikally evaporates all by isself, an' I git free nebulizer treatments! *dolphin laughs* Dat immuno compromised bish MEDIKARE couldn't last a minute in my steamy piss labyrinth!

 

[Lidl Drip]

Check out the 10 day weather forecast for Ethan Ralph’s ‘Paradise.’

View attachment 5956087
Highs in the 100s every day, lows in the high 70s at night. Humid too. And his rented cubicle is out in the blazing sun all day, no shade. Lol.
And it’s only May.
His fat pasty ass gonna roast.
Suffer piggy

I hope the lawyer can come over in a joffy to fix his A/C if that ever gives out... if he has A/C...



sweltering?!

 

[Sam Losco]

I hope the lawyer can come over in a joffy to fix his A/C if that ever gives out... if he has A/C...

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sweltering?!

The temp chart looks like a mushroom cloud.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Damn Ralph has hit rock bottom...

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GuntyFans incoming?

 

[Rage Pig]

Marvel at the insane faggotry displayed by the spineless Gunt.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ah magical time. 2 broke hobos trying to knife fight each other to death in the back alley while one crawls hands and knees back to a Mexican fag whos relationship he ruined

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Marvel at the insane faggotry displayed by the spineless Gunt.
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Falling back on the manipulative femoid "I was in a dark place" excuse to kiss the ring of a paedophile for an income boost.

What a pitiful, spineless wretch.

 

[Obscura539]

Holy shit, Ralph. How incredibly pathetic.

Even the groypers have to see through your insincere woe-is-me BPD bullshit.

How abysmal does your situation have to be for you beg Fuentes for some support? Jesus, I would be worried about Ralph killing himself but he’s too much of a narcissist for that.