Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Oh, and the new Tales of the Empire episodes make it canon that there are other Dathomirian tribes; Morgan gets rescued by one after Talzin's tribe got eradicated, although they call Talzin's tribe the Nightsisters.

There was no Order 66, there more jedi alive AFTER the supposed "order 66" than before it.

That actually happened in Star Wars Galaxies at one point. A large army of Jedi ''liberated'' Tatooine from the Empire. I remember one of the SW magazines joking that the Emperor hasn't had a good night of sleep ever since.

 

[Catgirl Fornicator]

Oh, and the new Tales of the Empire episodes make it canon that there are other Nightsister tribes; Morgan gets rescued by one after Talzin's tribe got eradicated.


That actually happened in Star Wars Galaxies at one point. A large army of Jedi ''liberated'' Tatooine from the Empire. I remember one of the SW magazines joking that the Emperor hasn't had a good night of sleep ever since.

Disney has never made anything actually worth caring about since they took the reigns of this culturally significant IP and just sat on it.

The rebels were far more capable of fighting asymmetric warfare and winning than disney gives them credit for. They just never had the tech or manpower to win in stand up fights regularly until after Endor and were not as stingy as modern corporations in terms of providing manpower and equipment to operations. They would never send 1 squadron of x wings to go fight an imperial fleet. Even Rogue squadron always had some kind of support fleet behind them including alternate fighters to switch over to as needed. Which is why they were always able to rescue anyone who was captured in a timely fashion. Like when Wedge got sent to Kessel in the first rogue squadron game. Then they had a commando team rescue even more rebel prisoners in the process.

"An elegant weapon for a more civilized age? Well guess what. Times have changed."- RC 1138

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Disney has never made anything actually worth caring about since they took the reigns of this culturally significant IP and just sat on it.

That's because their masters are mere suits who just want to profit off things without taking risks; the only risks they take are with trying to appeal to a demographic that doesn't really believe in ''bang for your buck''.

"An elegant weapon for a more civilized age? Well guess what. Times have changed."- RC 1138

That's actually a funny quote, given how the age right after the Clone Wars has Darth Vader running around killing people with one such weapon.

 

[Catgirl Fornicator]

That's because their masters are mere suits who just want to profit off things without taking risks; the only risks they take are with trying to appeal to a demographic that doesn't really believe in ''bang for your buck''.


That's actually a funny quote, given how the age right after the Clone Wars has Darth Vader running around killing people with one such weapon.

Yeah its disheartening and they don't even shill stuff that people would care about. The fandom was not always this retarded but its nice to see them finally being forced to go back to the good old days of 2000's era hasbro merch and being forced to never do any of this retarded hollywood prop shit again with no articulation for the 4 inch figures. But with higher quality helmet replicas and selling figures people actually care about.

Darth vader was also not as omnipotent as disney portrays him as. He is like the final boss of the Empire before the endgame boss that is palpatine. If he shows up, things are often going really fucking badly for the empire outside of checking on more imperial wonder weapons. Having him as the emperor's errand boy directly appearing in every single story just cheapens an otherwise great villain.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Darth vader was also not as omnipotent as disney portrays him as. He is like the final boss of the Empire before the endgame boss that is palpatine. If he shows up, things are often going really fucking badly for the empire. Having him as the emperor's errand boy cheapens an otherwise great villain.

Actually, he was the Emperor's errand boy in many Legends comics and novels. Need to conquer a star system? Need to discipline some clones who didn't follow through on Order 66? Have a lead on the Jedi? Vader's your man.

Dude devoted himself to hunting Jedi so much that it became an obsession that Tarkin and Palpatine were getting sick of.

That, and Disneyverse Vader is not as strong as Legends Vader. The tutorial level for Force Unleashed shows him at his full glory.

 

[MajinGoku]

Oh, and the new Tales of the Empire episodes make it canon that there are other Dathomirian tribes; Morgan gets rescued by one after Talzin's tribe got eradicated, although they call Talzin's tribe the Nightsisters.


That actually happened in Star Wars Galaxies at one point. A large army of Jedi ''liberated'' Tatooine from the Empire. I remember one of the SW magazines joking that the Emperor hasn't had a good night of sleep ever since.

Thats so stupid, I hate all these lore changes to new star wars that just mess up old lore.

 

[Catgirl Fornicator]

Actually, he was the Emperor's errand boy in many Legends comics and novels. Need to conquer a star system? Need to discipline some clones who didn't follow through on Order 66? Have a lead on the Jedi? Vader's your man.

Dude devoted himself to hunting Jedi so much that it became an obsession that Tarkin and Palpatine were getting sick of.

That, and Disneyverse Vader is not as strong as Legends Vader. The tutorial level for Force Unleashed shows him at his full glory.

You don't get the point I'm trying to make. Its a huge galaxy and the empire is supposed to be a vast thousands of star systems conglomerate of worlds under Palpatine. Its okay to have more to the galaxy than just a handful of people that show up to every happening. Like Disney did try with Fallen order and Rogue One (It will always be canon that Kyle Katarn stole the plans, That suicide mission on Scarif was something else completely. I'd buy it being a diversion from whatever Kyle was doing since Vader was there. )

Even Pre-Disney Lucasarts and Lucasfilm themselves kept talking about how its a huge galaxy and didn't force the OT cast into everything once they started exploring a new era. And also made a point to try to make non-SW games for good reason. That's also how SWG came to be.

For Example: Yoda wasn't forced into republic commando despite being the supreme commander of the GAR second to palpatine and that game had directly nothing to do with the jedi at all. He was just brought up at the very end as a matter of fact.

 

[marvlouslie]

I've been trying to avoid the Mark Hamill cringe of the week. It's so sad that Luke Skywalker became such a boot licker.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

You don't get the point I'm trying to make. Its a huge galaxy and the empire is supposed to be a vast thousands of star systems conglomerate of worlds under Palpatine. Its okay to have more to the galaxy than just a handful of people that show up to every happening. Like Disney did try with Fallen order and Rogue One (It will always be canon that Kyle Katarn stole the plans, That suicide mission on Scarif was something else completely. I'd buy it being a diversion from whatever Kyle was doing since Vader was there. )

Even Pre-Disney Lucasarts and Lucasfilm themselves kept talking about how its a huge galaxy and didn't force the OT cast into everything once they started exploring a new era. And also made a point to try to make non-SW games for good reason. That's also how SWG came to be.

For Example: Yoda wasn't forced into republic commando despite being the supreme commander of the GAR second to palpatine and that game had directly nothing to do with the jedi at all. He was just brought up at the very end as a matter of fact.

Then you didn't read enough SWEU material. Even menial tasks like picking up Sith holocrons, ''chatting'' with rogue clones, or protecting some AT-AT factory, Vader had to do. Heck, right after the loss of the Death Star at Yavin IV, Vader was dispatched to participate in raids against the Rebel base. At one point, Vader was sent to drive out the Rebels from some random farmworld, and in another, some planet where they were testing out the AT-AT had its local ruler tell the Empire that they're seceding, so Vader had to come in and snap his neck personally to correct that error.

Moral of the story-there's no rest for the wicked.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I've been trying to avoid the Mark Hamill cringe of the week. It's so sad that Luke Skywalker became such a boot licker.

it's kinda funny to hear him REALLY fucking drunk and like OKAYERRBODYWHOADWHITHOUSEPRESSBREFINWIFMARKHAMILONTHERBINGCARD

unrelated, Rifftrax channel on cytube has ep 1 on at the moment
what the fuck was up with the statues on Coruscant and everywhere (also lol chrome has Coruscant in its spellcheck)
there was clearly somebody on the crew who had a boner for getting statues in the shots

 

[ToroidalBoat]

happy May 4th

may new Star Wars get better someday

 

[Ghostse]

Darth vader was also not as omnipotent as disney portrays him as. He is like the final boss of the Empire before the endgame boss that is palpatine. If he shows up, things are often going really fucking badly for the empire outside of checking on more imperial wonder weapons. Having him as the emperor's errand boy directly appearing in every single story just cheapens an otherwise great villain.

This. Vader has been really, really, REALLY over used since Disney took over.
But that's because wokies can't make a good villain.

 

[Catgirl Fornicator]

I've been trying to avoid the Mark Hamill cringe of the week. It's so sad that Luke Skywalker became such a boot licker.

Mark Hamill didn't voice luke for the rogue squadron games. So its not like anything of value was lost. Mark's role wasn't even relevant anymore by the time of the clone wars and lucasfilm trying to tell non-Galactic Civil War era or later stories. Idk what the hell they call that era now besides maybe the Original trilogy?

This. Vader has been really, really, REALLY over used since Disney took over.
But that's because wokies can't make a good villain.

They aren't even people. If anything these soulless test tube clones of "people" and their handlers/enablers are the real empire IRL.

 

[The handsome tard]

Warning: Terminal Cringe ahead. You have been warned.

This is the natural result of a society that stopped worshipping God and began worshipping man made corporations.

 

[Aloof Pessimism]

So Morgan was the one who invented the TIE Defenders in this continuity, not Grand Admiral Demetrius Zaarin.

Problem is, if it was in development that early, before Thrawn became a Grand Admiral, Vader would've gotten wind of it and used his influence to push the Emperor to do it. Hell, in the Rebels cartoon, Tarkin was pushing for it over the Death Star. So if Tarkin and Vader found out about it, and they would've, given the amount of surveillance going around in the Empire, they would've approved of Morgan's plans and given her all the funding she'd need.

"'member TIE Defenders? Akschuly it was my OC donut steel who invented them despite being a tribal from the back end of nowhere."

Do you expect any level of competency or consistency from Disney Wars? Well, to be fair, there is one consistent thing - it takes popular stuff from the good old SW and shits on it to elevate Furloni's original characters. To expect anything more is to be disappointed. Though I have no idea why anyone would expect anything from Disney Wars after 10 years of consistent crap.

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

"'member TIE Defenders? Akschuly it was my OC donut steel who invented them despite being a tribal from the back end of nowhere."

Do you expect any level of competency or consistency from Disney Wars? Well, to be fair, there is one consistent thing - it takes popular stuff from the good old SW and shits on it to elevate Furloni's original characters. To expect anything more is to be disappointed. Though I have no idea why anyone would expect anything from Disney Wars after 10 years of consistent crap.

Just to add to this, Filoni did this already in the very first season of TCW by taking the Marg Sabl Fleet Maneuver first used by Thrawn in Heir to the Empire, and having Ahsoka do it during the "Malevolence" Arc, and then saying in interviews that Ahsoka came up with it.

Even the official entry on the "Legends" Section of Wookiepedo reinforces this appropriation, with the very first paragraph on the article literally saying "developed by Ahsoka Tano", just to really make you vomit in your mouth.

This is peak fanfic behavior. "Oh, you think that's cool? MY OC came up with it! DONUT STEEEEEAAAL!!!"

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

"'member TIE Defenders? Akschuly it was my OC donut steel who invented them despite being a tribal from the back end of nowhere."

Do you expect any level of competency or consistency from Disney Wars? Well, to be fair, there is one consistent thing - it takes popular stuff from the good old SW and shits on it to elevate Furloni's original characters. To expect anything more is to be disappointed. Though I have no idea why anyone would expect anything from Disney Wars after 10 years of consistent crap.

Well, they tied her plot to Thrawn, and Thrawn was developing TIE Defenders in Rebels, so they did that.

It was different back then, when TIE Defenders were developed way late in the war, as the Empire finally decides to go for the quality approach with the Rebels having forced their hand. Now the Defenders were there BEFORE the war heated up, which begs the question why they weren't fielded during the first Death Star battle. By that point, every TIE Fighter squad leader should've had a Defender.

 

[Gondolindrim]

They can't even depict a woman with breasts anymore

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

They can't even depict a woman with breasts anymore
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They've been doing that for quite some time.

Ahsoka had more provocative clothes back in TCW, but in Rebels and Mandalorian, she was fully-robed.

Probably because TCW had Lucas on board and he liked seeing sexy babes, but the moment he left the building, Filoni noped out and made it more appropriate for younger audiences.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Probably because TCW had Lucas on board and he liked seeing sexy babes, but the moment he left the building, Filoni noped out and made it more appropriate for younger audiences.

I've seen actual shows for preschoolers that weren't afraid to have women look normal