Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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This is the X Men 3 Cannes dress. No idea who that guy is and can't find any references. I don't know about her gender, but I can imagine not wanting to truss yourself up like a piece of meat to go to Cannes (famous for celebrity sex work). People will look at you in a certain way even if that's not why you're there.
and this was back in 2006 (:_(
 
This is probably the more unpopular opinion, but I think she looked way better in her tomboy outfits than the dresses.
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The suit look was always her best look imo. It was flattering and projected a complementary personality, I don't understand why she couldn't just stay like this. Like with her wife too, I don't understand why it wasn't enough and she kept going.
 
......because they're two high strung lesbians?
Yeah, so perfectly matched. I know a lesbian / bi couple who are both unbearable and insane but they're both very happy because they're both equally happy to larp the victorian era / lana del rey together. They're in LA, they've got prestige, they've got money, why couldn't they just do that?

Emma Portner is in a musical duo called Bunk Buddy that's released two songs. One is Sike Ward! about Emma having gone into a psychiatric ward for 3 years, and the other is 'ill Vows' and is about the breakdown of her marriage to Ellen. Lyrics like: 'closeted woman trying to turn into a spouse', 'this body is all I've got' and 'I won't share the blame but I'll say that it's okay'. The chorus is 'There's more to the story' repeated. So my understanding of their marriage breakdown has always been that it was Ellen who wasn't satisfied and left Emma, I don't think they were equally the problem.

The songs were released Dec 2022 and them divorcing was announced Jan 2021.

 
This is probably the more unpopular opinion, but I think she looked way better in her tomboy outfits than the dresses.
Something like these dresses, which the equally tiny and petite Anna Kendrick is wearing.
I'll note that in your positive tomboy examples three out of four have her holding something and don't show her lower body and that the imo best of the bad dress pics has her clutching her purse in a floor lenght dress.
I take from this that she looks fine as long as she knows where to put her hands and no one looks at her feet. Which is a posing issue, she has the posture of Mr. Burns. Kendrick knows how to strike a pose and looks comfortable doing it, it's not (just) her dresses. Page looks like she'd rather be anywhere else in all of these.
 
I'll note that in your positive tomboy examples three out of four have her holding something and don't show her lower body and that the imo best of the bad dress pics has her clutching her purse in a floor lenght dress.
I take from this that she looks fine as long as she knows where to put her hands and no one looks at her feet. Which is a posing issue, she has the posture of Mr. Burns. Kendrick knows how to strike a pose and looks comfortable doing it, it's not (just) her dresses. Page looks like she'd rather be anywhere else in all of these.
Anna Kendrick looks confident. Ellen always has a deer-in-a-spotlight look like she's not sure wether to bolt or stay perfectly still in the hope you haven't seen her. Even her "happier" pics she gives the impression of someone worried she's about to be attacked by a Beaver she's got rabbit energy, if that makes sense.
 
Trussed probably wasn't the right word to use, but it's a lot more exposing, particularly of her chest, than her regular t-shirt and jeans outfits, and the ruching emphasises both her chest and hips. I ided as trans for a short while as a teenager and have body based anxiety / mild gender dysphoria and I can definitely see why the dress was too much for her, even if objectively she looked nice. It would have been for me too. I think people here who think it's nothing to feel bad about (not traumatic, obviously) need to imagine going from deliberately covering yourself neck to ankle to desexualise yourself and then having to wear this and have everyone stare at you because you're (one of) the star of the movie. I can remember having extremely negative feelings around just having to dress up just for family parties, where I was related to the majority of the people there.
Yes it’s understandable to feel self conscious and uncomfortable in clothes that don’t reflect who you are, or even misrepresent you as something you’re not; but you’re not an A-list actress, and Ellen is (or was).
 
This is probably the more unpopular opinion, but I think she looked way better in her tomboy outfits than the dresses.
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I feel like the stylists couldn't seem to completely figure out what actually looked good on her when it came to the more feminine looks.
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She should have been wearing dresses that flare out more to give her more of an hourglass shape. Not outfits that accentuate her beanpole figure or grandma dresses.
Something like these dresses, which the equally tiny and petite Anna Kendrick is wearing.
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Whoever made her wear that green abomination must have had a personal vendetta against her and should be charged for criminal abuse. Imagine how beautiful she would have been in a more modern and formal looking 1950s swing dress. What a waste.
 
Trussed probably wasn't the right word to use, but it's a lot more exposing, particularly of her chest, than her regular t-shirt and jeans outfits, and the ruching emphasises both her chest and hips. I ided as trans for a short while as a teenager and have body based anxiety / mild gender dysphoria and I can definitely see why the dress was too much for her, even if objectively she looked nice. It would have been for me too. I think people here who think it's nothing to feel bad about (not traumatic, obviously) need to imagine going from deliberately covering yourself neck to ankle to desexualise yourself and then having to wear this and have everyone stare at you because you're (one of) the star of the movie. I can remember having extremely negative feelings around just having to dress up just for family parties, where I was related to the majority of the people there.
I suppose different people feel different things. Wearing a strapless/tiny-strapped gown to proms in high school felt "exposed," in a sense, being very different than what I wore day-to-day; it didn't feel "exposed" in the sense of sexualization or exploitation. But my context was not trans or questioning at all, and though day-to-day my clothes were usually baggy, that was bc it was an aesthetic I liked (and the only aesthetic I liked that my mother would buy), not for fear of eyeball or physical assault, and not to desexualize, and not because I didn't like having a very female/feminine body. So, I'm saying I recognize that your experience, motivations, and perspectives are different than mine, and I can see how you might empathize with Ellen's perspective (whether or not you are sympathetic to her then or now).

That said, had she never dressed up before? At that point she'd been being gawked at and photographed for years as a known Hollywood performer. Sure, I've heard that red-carpet Cannes is (or was) another level of special, but still. The only reason I can think that the Cannes dress was legitimately noteworthy to her was maybe that the style of the dress was pretty classically "female movie star," so her dis-ease with herself/her body could have been magnified by looking like a living statuette. I speculate. I might also chalk some of it as misinterpreting the nervousness over the "big deal" and grown-up flavor of walking at Cannes - no longer "that pregnant kid" of Juno or "young/mid teen going nuts from abuse" (Hard Candy). Growing up can be scary, and a few people have speculated on whether she's even now not matured - if there's anything to that, the Cannes experience could gave been overwhelming for a few reasons.


This is probably the more unpopular opinion, but I think she looked way better in her tomboy outfits than the dresses.
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I feel like the stylists couldn't seem to completely figure out what actually looked good on her when it came to the more feminine looks.
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She should have been wearing dresses that flare out more to give her more of an hourglass shape. Not outfits that accentuate her beanpole figure or grandma dresses.
Something like these dresses, which the equally tiny and petite Anna Kendrick is wearing.
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The suit with the long hair looked great. She clearly was never comfortable posing in dresses - she always looked awkward like a middle-schooler wearing her first pair of heels to the sweetheart dance or something.

But that last dress of Anna Kendrick's is way more revealing and "sexy"-ish than anything I've seen Ellen in. It's short, low, and flirty. And Ellen didn't have the shoulder for those styles
I take from this that she looks fine as long as she knows where to put her hands and no one looks at her feet. Which is a posing issue, she has the posture of Mr. Burns.
So she transitioned do she could have pockets to put her hands in!
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Lol, looking for these I saw pics of her with her hands in belt loops, her waistband, or clasped behind or in front of her. And this post-transition one shows she still looks awkward when she can't grab onto something:
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Remember Ellen is an Actress and doing these press conferences and award ceremonies are part of her job. When she there she's working and fulfilling part of her contract when she goes to them. I'm sure there's plenty of celebrities that aren't feeling too great or comfortable on red carpets but they suck it up and act like they're enjoying themselves because they're professionals who do their jobs properly. She's literally whinging about fulfilling a fucking contract's requirements but she gladly took the money and is acting like some poor victim. This wouldn't fly in literally any other industry, nor would people be as sympathetic about it.

This is coming from someone just as masculine and uncomfortable with dresses as she is.
 
Reading 100% of the SRS and Pooner threads should be mandatory before commenting here tbh
Inshallah Ellen will get a rotdog and start an OF, or start a cult, or get arrested on her way to machine-gunning a preschool, or something, and the thread can have less "well, you know, I was uncomfortable once, too...."
That would provide content but realistically there will be nothing after the book is over because she barely uses social media which is where most cow milk comes from. She's barely even a cow.

This is a weirdly vitriolic thread where Ellen must be the most narcissistic person ever when literally she is just a sad clown who lives and grew up in sad clown land. Most hollywood biographies sound like her biography, it literally reads bog standard to me but maybe I'm the only person in the thread that's read a celeb bio before or reads celeb gossip. Matthew Perry's was a recent one who was even whinier than Ellen and he earned a lot more and had a lot more fame to waste in the first place. All celebrities probably sound like her in private, all the biographies are how everything was terrible forever, none of them ever focus on how lucky they are and people would probably hate it if they did because they'd feel like they were bragging or rubbing it in the reader's face.

Another pooner thread is Mallory Ortberg, who literally ruined her brother's and maybe whole family's life with paedophilia accusations, and nobody spergs at her like in this thread. People think I'm overreacting or defending her, I think other people are overreacting with how she's the worst ever. We're on a site documenting literally hundreds of zoosadists and paedophiles. She's one more narcissistic celebrity who backed the wrong social justice cause (which celebrities do all the time) and also stapled some water wigglers to her abdomen three years ago already. She's not that bad, or at least she is a fairly unremarkable product of a giant system that produces people like her. She's not even the only trans celebrity, laverne cox was more popular before her and hunter schafer is more popular than her now.
 
Ellen has a new instagram with a video talking about her book coming out in softcover and plugging other trans books.
Her voice has gotten even worse I think.

It wild that she's so shit in front of a camera; she's supposed to be a veteran actor FFS. She acts like an introvert that's never been on camera before.
 
This is a weirdly vitriolic thread where Ellen must be the most narcissistic person ever when literally she is just a sad clown who lives and grew up in sad clown land.
I've never found this thread overly vitriolic, especially by the standard of the Farms, I think the vitriol comes from the fact that Ellen is a very public face who is setting a horrible example for young girls and a celebrity who is actively encouraging people to ruin their lives, even when it's obvious that "transitioning" hasn't done a fucking thing to help her mental health and she actually seems more depressed now.
She can seem to be a quiet, depressed, inoffensive little mouse, which can make the distate directed at her her seem excessive and out of place but you need to remember she's also a liar who invents shit for attention ("I'm gonna gay bash you faggot :story:) and a vindictive little weirdo who has no problem trying to stir up a hate mob against people she deems "problematic" based on the flimsiest or even in Chris Pratts case entirely made up evidence, and a very public advocate for the mass chemical castration and mutilation of minors.
You're right there's far more offensive and disgusting cows documented here (if you want to see what real vitriol looks like try that fucking Goonclowns thread) but it's also true Ellen has a thread for a reason.
She is a sad little clown, but she's also a public face and promotor of a Cult that destroys lives and ruins families.
 
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This is a weirdly vitriolic thread where Ellen must be the most narcissistic person ever when literally she is just a sad clown who lives and grew up in sad clown land
If you think this thread is "weirdly vitriolic," you aren't paying attention to the rest of this website.
Ellen is a very public face who is setting a horrible example for young girls and a celebrity who is actively encouraging people to ruin their lives, even when it's obvious that "transitioning" hasn't done a fucking thing to help her mental health and she actually seems more depressed now.
Exactly.
When I imply that people shouldn't be so soft on her, it isn't because I'm frothing at the mouth over what is just another histrionic 5 foot tall idiot troon. It's because she's a public face for this, and even that wasn't enough for her. She had to publish an entire ridiculous book that is essentially titled "IM ACTUALLY A BOY THOUGH."
Ellen implies throughout that her trauma and stress has been alleviated by trooning out. Again, a book was published by a movie star and it is overwhelmingly about how not transing causes the sads/stress/suicides/voices in her head....and that trooning helps.
So when people respond to this PUBLISHED WORK by a KNOWN HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS as though they're reading the private journal of a kid in 7th grade: "Aw, well, I once felt self conscious too!" "Well, men can be scary!", imo they could use a reminder.
FTM "victims" can cross into the "groomer / perpetrator" category eventually, even just as "cope." Anyone reading this thread, or this site, and thinking "golly, people are so mean to this person" should probably find another thread tbh
 
Another pooner thread is Mallory Ortberg, who literally ruined her brother's and maybe whole family's life with paedophilia accusations, and nobody spergs at her like in this thread. People think I'm overreacting or defending her, I think other people are overreacting with how she's the worst ever.
If you think that these celebrities are more worthy of being lolcows, I encourage you to make a thread about them. The Stinkditch needs more content and you can be happy about having those names around here. Maybe in that way you could put effort and describing why those celebs are horrible people without rather than trying to play a moral card in this thread.

She's not that bad, or at least she is a fairly unremarkable product of a giant system that produces people like her.
I suggest you reading the OP again. Especially how she almost ruined Chris Pratt career over literally nothing. And like other people mentioned, she has an influence on younger kids to try and inspire them to become le hecking valid trans kids that she's actively pushing by the way, she may be not be as famous as he was once, but she uses her influence to try and tell the narrative of how being trans can save lives and how young kids should try it. If you think that being mad at her about this is being vitriolic and exaggerating the hate, then I don't know what to tell you.
 
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I know this sounds weird because that's the whole point of the thread, but reading the book makes me forget that she's supposed to be pretending to be a man lol. That is the most feminine writing I've ever seen. Super wordy and focusing on emotions. Find me a man that writes like that. Doesn't help that she's talking about being a lesbian.
 
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