Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Kier Starmer]

So Amber kinda hobbled herself by saying Methmom was on drugs but was just drunk. This makes her look even worse because Amber was saying it was due to drugs.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Goddamn, 260! Kristine had 120 pounds on an old woman she was trying to strangle.

Amber claims booze was never her mother's bag, therefore, it's totally cool to drag her to the liquor store for candy flavored booze balls.

 

[Mekahineyho]

About a month ago Amber “came back from a friends” aka her grandmas with her mom, and was visibly drunk after drinking tequila. I don’t know how I would feel about having a triggering beast like Amber flaunting booze around my sober daughter who strangled and beat me but rock on fam!

 

[Kier Starmer]

We now know why she is being very quiet though, she is trying hard to memory hole this. Honestly Kristine looks worse, she cannot play the semantics game of "there was no dog". She can't live stream either because she knows she'll run her mouth and no I don't think they'll yeet her she is in a position where the reuploaders like Bottle and Faxx have her in a grip. They will just use them more and it will crater her channel and Amber is not in the position to wait it out either because she clearly has no savings. Last year when she said Jade will help pay for the surgery was a confession of her finances.

I wonder what it has done to Kristine and Amber's relationship too because I can see her not rolling up for car rides will piss off Amber. Kristine has a partner too who is rarely in earshot so she goes to Amber alone usually. I have a feeling the honeymoon period is over for them but hell at least it is more interesting than Chantal.

 

[TardiX]

I bet Amber is just happy for any controversy or storyline to take attention away from her gaineeeen

 

[FatalTater]

So Amber kinda hobbled herself by saying Methmom was on drugs but was just drunk. This makes her look even worse because Amber was saying it was due to drugs.

Amber voice But alcohol is a drug too you guise! People get addicted it isn't their fault! end Amber voice

Sure maybe Amberlynn's mom didn't harm an animal, but she attacked one person verbally and was pushing them, then turned on an elderly stroke victim and was trying to choke her out when the cops pulled up.

I dare Amber to
do a Q&A for real
I know that she won't.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

*** VLOG ALERT!! ***
YouTube: https://youtube.com/watch?v=aCa5ZAdtYWM
Invidious: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=aCa5ZAdtYWM
Archive: NOT WORTH THE SERVER SPACE.

Plot Summary with Commentary! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was talking once AGAIN about her mother's past, making sure that everyone knew that the daintly 260lb methhead Kristine didn't beat a service dog!.... But rather instead beat the shit out of her own mother, in a smackdown which - with Kristine and Gramma's weight difference - likely looked something like this:

Amber also tried to tell us that Valentine is in fact VERY REAL, wants to be exploited by Amber in her vlogs, and likes when Amber devalues their relationship through Amber's constant thirst-trap TikToks. What's she doing today? Probably a whole lot of nothing. TAKE US IN!!!

Spoiler: bashing my parents, starting a new weight loss series, & Dr Pepper taste test! | vlog

Amber wants to talk about a question that's been floating around "Why did you decide to talk about your mom's record". It was because the topic finally reached her mom more. She might have heard about it a year ago (but with Amber not having contact with Kristine at that time, Amber just DGAF back then). Amber re-tells the bullshit story about a cop giving her a ride in Arizona and thinking that she was a different Amber Reid who had a warrant. Amber talks about how the dog-beating never happened (and Kristine's court records are now fixed because of ShamRocks)... but skims over the granny-beatdown. Nothing to see here!

Amber claims she has never EVER bashed her parents on YouTube. She's just shared SOME of what impacted her which is normal. And even if she DID bash her parents, SHE HAD THE RIGHT TO DO IT!! Amber has accepted their apology and moved on.

Jordy mentioned things that Kristine did when Amber was a child, and it TRIGGERED her! Amber lies about having done a lot of therapy.

Amber again mentions that she's never bashed her family - that's something she would NEVER DO, and have ALWAYS UNCONDITIONALLY LOVED BOTH OF THEM. Amber won't talk about her past on her channel because it will cause trouble for her (because everyone can smell her bullshit through the screen).

JUMPCUT!!! Wasabi proof-of-life as Amber pretends to brush him.

JUMPCUT!!! Amber with a towel on her hair, pretending that she has decent hygiene. Amber says that she looks like this on camera to "come out of her comfort zone", when in reality she always looks like a mess.

JUMPCUT!!! Amazon haul: a fugly deck of cherry playing cards to keep her hands busy while she rots her brain with shit like the Jersey Shore, a larger selfie-stick tripod to bury under her shit in the closet and never use, ... and a food journal. Amber weighed herself and "gained a couple pounds" and is going through a bit of a rough-patch. She's thinking about doing a new weight loss series.

Selfie-Stick telescopic action! "WOWWWWW!!!!" This is so stupid. *SKIP*

JUMPCUT!!! Back home from being out with her "friends" (likely Methma and Gramma-Kris), and now time for a Dr Pepper Coconut taste test! "Woah!!! It tastes like coconut and Dr Pepper".

JUMPCUT!!! Time for bed. Byee!!!

TL;DR: Absolute bullshit and pointlessness. Amber tries to deny and justify (at the same time) dragging her parents for years on her channel for profit. She's ALWAYS LOVED THEM UNCONDITIONALLY. Wasabi proof of life. Amber fucks around with a new tripod like a baboon trying to operate a nuclear reactor. MASSIVE Amazon haul of a deck of cards and a food journal. Dr Pepper with coconut taste test - which tastes like coconut and dr pepper! (WOAH!!).

EDIT TO ADD:
Oops, forgot the shot of Wasabi:

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Gaslighting turned up to over 9000 Lumen. Put on sunglasses before watching.

 

[Mekahineyho]

If Amber can learn anything from this situation, it’s not to underestimate the internet and the potential of a snarky gay man to read your moms criminal record to a live audience of people.

It’s also hilarious how her mom went from having no idea where this is all coming from to “hearing about it a year ago but not caring”. I am more inclined now that her mom doesn’t even know any of this is going on and this is all just Amber being retarded and unable to juggle lying and trying to start a lynch mob to a reaction channel again.

 

[Bogliacci]

Gaslighting turned up to over 9000 Lumen. Put on sunglasses before watching.

Im actually shocked she's trying to gaslight this hard, she should have just let it lie immediately because the reaction channels just dredge up all the shit she's talked for years and years

 

[dogpill]

Wasabi looks pretty miserable in that chokehold. Seems like she’s getting more and more stoned throughout this whole vlog, what a mess.

I am more inclined now that her mom doesn’t even know any of this is going on and this is all just Amber being retarded and unable to juggle lying and trying to start a lynch mob to a reaction channel again.

I doubt it either, but she claims that multiple people were messaging Mamalynn. From what I remember, the dog stuff was pretty much contained within that reactors community until ALR poked at it, so maybe one or two retards at most reached out. Even then, I’m calling bullshit because of how soon she recorded+posted that video.

If her mom is in fact aware, then I really wonder if grandma is in the loop too.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Also, a very accurate image of the only time Amber has had sex, or tried to at least.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Also, a very accurate image of the only time Amber has had sex, or tried to at least.

ETA I don't buy it either, I find it hard to believe that felon Methmom never once googled herself? She has a job, and an apartment she didn't wonder what a simple background check would show, or never googled her daughter, who probably bragged about how rich she was, when she did speak to her? Not once? It would be one of the first hits.

Maybe I'm strange, but I've googled myself, co-workers, friends. Sometimes just for the hell of it.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Maybe I'm strange, but I've googled myself,

Only an idiot wouldn’t have googled themselves, especially if applying for a new job or a rental application. I’ve definitely googled myself, but not recently. I don’t have much of a social media profile, but as someone that worked for a time in the employment agency industry, I know that social media searching was a top priority. That’s actually the reason that I don’t have much of a social media profile.

ETA: The last few times I’ve googled myself the top few pages were either Osama Bin Laden or O J Simpson, both are deceased, so obviously not me. I’m okay with that. Different sex, different hemisphere.

ETA 2: spelling. Plus I live in a different hemisphere and am the opposite sex. All anyone would get from my Facebook is relativesthat think they are artists (they aren’t).

 

[StBenedict]

There’s no possible way a person who was in & out of the California justice system isn’t aware of their jacket. Not possible. I’m sure other states operate similarly, but California is notorious for having specific rules about that kinda thing.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Wasabi looks pretty miserable in that chokehold. Seems like she’s getting more and more stoned throughout this whole vlog, what a mess.


I doubt it either, but she claims that multiple people were messaging Mamalynn. From what I remember, the dog stuff was pretty much contained within that reactors community until ALR poked at it, so maybe one or two retards at most reached out. Even then, I’m calling bullshit because of how soon she recorded+posted that video.

If her mom is in fact aware, then I really wonder if grandma is in the loop too.

Yeah, Wasabi looks bad. Makes me sad.

Amber getting stoned: Does CBD not work for fatties? For someone diagnosed with bpd, bipolar disorder and anxiety, I would think CBD would be the better, less expensive, less risky choice. And lbr, she doesn't need the munchies as an incentive to stuff her face. Or does CBD not hit that sweet dopamine spot fatties crave?

 

[LonesomeDud]

ETA I don't buy it either, I find it hard to believe that felon Methmom never once googled herself? She has a job, and an apartment she didn't wonder what a simple background check would show, or never googled her daughter, who probably bragged about how rich she was, when she did speak to her? Not once? It would be one of the first hits.

Maybe I'm strange, but I've googled myself, co-workers, friends. Sometimes just for the hell of it.

I've done it before and it makes me really anxious to Google myself. I will not do it.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I've done it before and it makes me really anxious to Google myself. I will not do it.

You absolutely HAVE to search your name on a regular basis, as you never know what you'll find. In fact, the last time I searched myself, I found out that this crazy Mulgrew lady has been impersonating me and making a fortune off of MY accomplishments! She's even posted pictures of her posing next to MY STATUE in Indiana! I think it may actually be safer here in the Delta Quadrant. You guys need to maintain constant vigilance - Earth be CRAZY!

All joking aside...

Yeah, Wasabi looks bad. Makes me sad.

Amber getting stoned: Does CBD not work for fatties? For someone diagnosed with bpd, bipolar disorder and anxiety, I would think CBD would be the better, less expensive, less risky choice. And lbr, she doesn't need the munchies as an incentive to stuff her face. Or does CBD not hit that sweet dopamine spot fatties crave?

And legal. CBD is legal for medicinal use without a licence in OK. Cannabis requires a licence for medical use, and recreational use is outlawed.

Don't take this as absolute fact as I've never done ANY of this stuff, but people more versed that I've asked about this has said that THC and CBD are very different in how our body reacts to them. And when these things are suggested for medical reasons, it's often CBD that's recommeneded as it has the therapeutic benefits WITHOUT (or with minimal) mind/mood altering effects. But let's be real: Amber's not taking this for any medical effects (or else she wouldn't keep going cold-turkey off all of her psych meds). It's ONLY to get a buzz. She's even admitted that eating food in the quantities she does gives her a bit of a buzz. And vapes are the easiest and most convienent way to dose.

Spoiler: vaping

Also far safer than smoking weed, as long as you aren't trying to vape oil (that's why all of those vapers died a few years ago - the vape cartridges contained vitamin E oil as the suspension liquid). Vaping has been HUGELY villianized over the last decade and a half by North American governments due to the big bite it took out of big tobacco's pocket. I believe the UK and Europe has had a lot of success with vaping and has more accurate info about it if you are interested in vaping to quit nicotine (or at least to quit just 'smoking'). Disclaimer: not saying it's "safe", but using legitimate products from REPUTABLE shops (not shit bought from aliexpress or from dodgy vape shops) is vastly SAFER than inhaling by-products of combustion (and not as bad as literature from the 2010's made it out to be).

I just find it so bizarre how Amber's entire channel has been about her aversion to "medicines" - even being nervious about substances like Tylenol or vitamin D tablets. Yet she's fine huffing on Delta - a sort of 'compound drug' - all day every day. (If you want a bit of a shock about how chemically similar two vastly different substances can be on the body, a youtube channel made a video about turning styrene into CINNAMON CANDY). Oh, and don't forget her not being 'nervous' about drinking to extreme excess everytime she drinks alcohol - an addictive substance that her entire family has had trouble with. Amber mentioned in that shitshow drunken live in 2022 that she pukes every time she drinks. BUT OMG taking a TYLENOL is bad because family of addicts! OMFG 1mg of estrogen (which could've been lowered to a smaller dose) to try and prevent her bones from turning into fucking STYROFOAM "could increase my chances of cancer!!!111!" It's like she's 'NeRvOuS' about everything EXCEPT the things that could actually harm her. Thank GOD her haydurs aren't as bad as King Cobra's and never sent her cans of duster.

Edit: moved vaping sperg into spoiler

 

[Slippery_Slope]

@Boolean Bitch

Both CBD and THC (up to a certain dosage) are legal in my country (Thank God). It just has to come from a certified/registered manufacturer. You can even have your own little weed garden.

I only use CBD so I only know about that. CBD might help with mood disorders and anxiety and I remember her having a BD diagnosis and constantly talking about MUH anxiety. CBD would be a good way to deal with that. Makes you chill without cognitive impairment. Edit: In fact, I think it helps with cognitive function.

But honestly, I think Amber has no problem with Delta cause it gives her what she wants. Medicine and Supplements don't. She's an addict like her mom. If it gets her high she's ok taking it. Living with her mom really brings out the Reid family trait of being a lying addict. Her anxiety schtick stops the second there is something her addict brain really craves.

 

[FatalTater]

I'm surprised reddit (if they're still allowed to speak of her there) hasn't thrown a fit about people watching her videos = giving her income to buy drugs.