Fag Albert
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okay ya but he could also be the unstoppable force as he is incredibly fat. once you get him rolling gravity now has no choice but to kill everything in his path
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Pat is definitely the immovable object due to his sheer size. The unstoppable force is the Chinese, as soon as they get behind the wheel of a motor vehicle. I've seen those dash cam videos, they don't stop for anything.
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- Dec 28, 2014
God I hate white chink wumao wannabes. They even make Fatty look good in comparison. Imagine being a chink apologist, saying "y'all," and having a nigger avatar despite being obviously a white liberal.
Lmao imagine thinking chinkland is a naval superpower. God these people are so fucking pathetic.
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I'll some times tell my normie friends and family about Pat because he's a safe lolcow. Everyone has encountered someone like him online. People either think I'm making him up or he's a troll. Once they figure out he's real they fall down the Fat rabbit hole. The CWC videos are a good intro for those dipping a toe in Fatrick lore.
He was robbed of his Julaay. He demonstrates all the aspects that make a great lolcow.
Retarded:
️Terminally Online:
️Inability to Learn from Mistakes:
️️Fat:
️️️Catchphrases:
️Plenty of Lore and Backstory:
️An Extended Universe of Other Fat Losers:
️That would require a higher thought process than typing, "Your life is already over. Enjoy prison, stalker!" Pat isn't capable of such higher level thinking.
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He was robbed of his Julaay. He demonstrates all the aspects that make a great lolcow.
Retarded:
Terminally Online:
Inability to Learn from Mistakes:
Fat:
Catchphrases:
Plenty of Lore and Backstory:
An Extended Universe of Other Fat Losers:
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He literally talks in pre-scripted responses and expects people to think that's not weird or cow-like
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He's even worse than that. He answers people with the same copy/paste responses over and over again but he writes them all out by hand each time, you can tell because when he starts to get angry he fat fingers his phone and the spelling mistakes creep in. If he was just pasting his "This is why your life is already over stalker. Enjoy prison" response he wouldn't fuck the spelling up when he gets irate.
Pat is a fucking parody of himself.
Markorian
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Oh, God, I can see myself doing this and it scares me a little. My wife and I only have one month left.
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God, this over-dramatic faggot. Much like @Jeff_the_Thriller i shared some of Rick's antics with civilians and nobody thought i am a psycho for it. After the initial disbelief that someone like Pat actually exists laughs were had all round, every time, the "grinding up niglets into pepperoni in his basement" bit is a hit. I even got friends asking me if Porsalin's documentary has already dropped because they want to know more Fat lore and laugh.
TJBirish
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Also he's sitting in a shitty chair he built so it's borderline impossible to get up. At least he has a nice view of the shitty fence he built as well.
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Enjoy prisonkittens, pepperonichild.
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I think this is self-corrective behavior after the 'Torque Wheeler' discovery. To recall: Pat accidentally pasted a quote from his new automotive-advice themed account into an SMS reply to a stalkerchild.
What are the odds of fatrick trooning out
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He's already got the cans
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- Jul 9, 2021
Long, rambling run-on sentences about how society has rejected anyone who rightfully mocks him. He’s definitely not seething lol. It must be a special kind of hell to take yourself so seriously that you have to type these awkward, repetitive fumbling sentences in defense of yourself to people who you’ll never get through to anyway. The secondhand cringe is palpable.
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America lost in Vietnam. Lost in Lebanon. Lost in Afghanistan. Lost in Syria. They are losing in Ukraine.
But I'm sure they will easily defeat China. Enjoy prison, chink child
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At Least chinkerella here probably gets paid, Patrick does it for free.
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If Katie is an actual paid propagandist and not just a LARPing libshit Pat's inability to not have the last word is actually making her money.
I hope she tells all her friends.
Somehow the idea of a fucking warehouse filled with Wumao Drones all specifically employed to aggravate General Fatton and provoke "no childs" out of him as he desperately tries to correcT the record warms my heart.
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Lmao only a lolcow would say shit this stupid and insane. What's funny is everyone ELSE can smell the crazy that comes off Fatty in visible stink lines.
He is literally too dumb (and fat) to understand that his own shockingly bizarre behavior is something every normal person views as strange.
Literally any group of people exposed for the first time to Fatty and his freakish behavior are first almost unable to believe that such a creature even exists, and then highly amused by his relentless pig squealing.