Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Nate Higgers]

What I don’t get about Nick is he doesn’t really act like someone with generational wealth.

Someone by the third generation of lots of money shouldn’t be boasting about buying decent whisky, and they should certainly not be licking the bottle incase they lose two cents worth of alcohol.

If anything he should be confused by people not buying good whisky and just treat it like a normal drink.

It could be the grandparents are sitting on the money thinking that they want people to not get spoilt and have a work ethic but that tends to churn out grandkids who just faff about until the old ones pop their clogs and it’s inheritance time.

Nothing about him indicates he’s got a lot of money. He dresses like shit and eats like shit. He has a midlife crisis car that just screams nuovo riche, and the most plebby kind of new money.

I can’t figure his family life out.

Money can’t buy taste. There’s a strong amount of evidence to indicate that he’s either a beneficiary of his granddaddy’s oil money and/or his dad’s money earned from working at Cray Supercomputers.

If someone is a second or third generation millionaire, they don’t necessarily have to be fancy erudite cultured people who have a Degas in the foyer and fly to England to see the Philharmonic after getting custom tailored Savile Row suits. This dude has instead had the trashy faggy instinct to spend all his money on

• Balldos
• Trips to Hedonism II where Caribbean niggers prowl in search of undersexed midwestern hausfraus (eg: Lady Rackets)
• Trips to Anime Matsuri so Eric July can witness Sir Balldo getting stepped on by e-girls and his Birkenstock-clad wife
• A $70-80,000 Mustang that he crashed into a ditch despite driving in the Minnesota snow for years
• A $6,000 camera that still somehow manages to capture his stream in 720p
• $3,000/mo of junk food purchased by their former au-pair
• Hundreds of dollars of liquor per day

I don’t even know if this lack of taste and lack of financial literacy/responsibility could be an indictment of his parents because I don’t know enough balldo lore to know what they were/are like. But in my personal life I know two millionaires who grew up solidly working class/“upper middle class” until they took over the family business and turned it into a behemoth of a small business. They are relatively humble guys, they don’t really show much flash, but each of them owns their own plane and they own around 4-5 hangars between them. The way they were raised (and the way they operate their business), from what I can gather, taught them to be shrewd with their money and not spend it on $600/day worth of liquor or $150 worth of vibrating balldos. You meet them at the store and they still seem like normal ass working class guys. But they have what would (in my eyes) be considered a “rich man’s hobby”, owning and flying airplanes.

In my mind I don’t think Nicks parents ever taught him the value of earning or saving money. But they didn’t raise him to be a fancy cultured person of wealth either. So he’s just an example of the worst of both worlds; he’s got that “white trash with cash” attitude that is common among “new money” but he’s also got that subconscious smug self-assured attitude that no matter how hard he fucks up, he can always fall back on grandpas oil money as his safety parachute.

 

[Space Pope]

He has a creative writing degree

It was a dark and stormy night, sweat dripping down my forehead due to a 107-degree fever. As the clock in my Mustang flashed 11 PM, I knew I wouldn't make it home in time for my stream on modern masculinity. I had been looking forward to this stream all week, eagerly anticipating the moment I could share my wisdom with my loyal followers. But alas, fate had other plans.

Just moments before I was set to go live, our wife informed me that our son had a speech competition at midnight in Minneapolis, and I was the only one available to take him. I protested, arguing that surely the nanny or April could step in. Our wife, with a look of exasperation, reminded me that the nanny had run away last week, taking with her $3,000 worth of snacks from our pantry, and April had been given the electric chair just days prior for missing traffic court. With a heavy heart, I resigned myself to my fate and set off into the night, my dreams of streaming glory shattered.

As I drove, I looked up to the heavens, searching for a sign. "Oh, great ceiling cats," I whispered, "guide me through this treacherous night. Grant me the strength to overcome my fever, the wisdom to navigate these winding roads, and the fortitude to endure my son's speech competition."

Silence. Not even the corner demon replied.

Reaching over, I grabbed a single Dorito from the bag on the passenger seat, seeking a moment of comfort in enjoying my sole solid meal of the day. However, my thoughts drifted to John, that traitorous Farmer who had the audacity to question my expertise on modern masculinity. The mere thought of his insolence made my blood boil, and in a fit of rage, I crushed the Dorito in my hand, its crumbs scattering across the dashboard like the shattered remnants of my streaming dreams. I tried to convince myself that this small loss was insignificant, as I was overweight anyway and could afford to miss out on dinner tonight.

With a heavy sigh, I resigned myself to my fate and continued driving into the night. I kept a wary eye out for Officer Monson, who was likely hiding and watching from the side of the road—much like I sometimes hide in the corner of my bedroom to watch my wife with Drexel.

This is my story. For woe is me, the Balldo Man, forever thwarted by fate's cruel hand!

 

[Pomniman]

What I don’t get about Nick is he doesn’t really act like someone with generational wealth.

Someone by the third generation of lots of money shouldn’t be boasting about buying decent whisky, and they should certainly not be licking the bottle incase they lose two cents worth of alcohol.

If anything he should be confused by people not buying good whisky and just treat it like a normal drink.

It could be the grandparents are sitting on the money thinking that they want people to not get spoilt and have a work ethic but that tends to churn out grandkids who just faff about until the old ones pop their clogs and it’s inheritance time.

Nothing about him indicates he’s got a lot of money. He dresses like shit and eats like shit. He has a midlife crisis car that just screams nuovo riche, and the most plebby kind of new money.

I can’t figure his family life out.

The terms of the trust probably cucked him out of directly accessing most of the money and his parents know he's a fuckup so they don't let him have more than he'd need to bail him out of the consequences of his own retardation.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

5 years older than most Millennials, yet looks like their father.

 

[AnOminous]

Man I'm reminded of that one fat dude with the glasses that has a head shaped like an odd jar.

This face is precious. It is the face of an angry faggot, who can't actually do anything about his anger because he's so weak, but is publicly seething anyway.

 

[Strix454]

What I don’t get about Nick is he doesn’t really act like someone with generational wealth.

Someone by the third generation of lots of money shouldn’t be boasting about buying decent whisky, and they should certainly not be licking the bottle incase they lose two cents worth of alcohol.

The money in his case only seemed to start kicking in around time he graduated college and got married. He graduates school and moves into the big house in the suburbs with Kayla. IMO, the money seemed somewhat tied to the fact that he was producing children. That at least until recent years while the family was willing to support the family living in a nice house, providing the income to allow Kayla not to work, that they were not willing to provide Nick with what he wanted.

One other example of that is how NIck lived in college. He was in the dorms for four years. That would indicate parents keeping him on a tight leash and not indulging him. That was part of his anger about living for a few months with Kayla in section 8 housing.

His parents lived rather modestly and did alot of donations to charity. Nick's father seemed at one point to try and get Nick to follow in that same line but failed.

One of Nick's constant angers at his parents over the years has been how they made him live at a level below what he thought he deserved.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's parents in turn likely didn't partake in a life of degenerate luxury either (well, at least until Nick was in his 30s), so I imagine that as much of a family fortune and safety net Nicky has to fall on, he didn't have the means to be a retarded wastrel until the big youtube bucks rolled in.

And you can tell they knew he was a complete and utter retard who would blow the family fortune given a chance, because the instant those toobs bucks started rolling in, that is exactly what this wastrel did, blew enormous amounts of money in no time at all, like a retard let out of his cage.

The people with the money knew to keep it out of the hands of this outlandish faggot.

5 years older than most Millennials, yet looks like their father.

Plus look how angry he is. His eyes are bugging out, that's how mad he is. He's visibly seething. I don't even know what he's mad about, but whatever it is, it's hilarious.

That at least until recent years while the family was willing to support the family living in a nice house, providing the income to allow Kayla not to work, that they were not willing to provide Nick with what he wanted.

Which appears to be shitty Rustangs, Balldos, "art" that is so shit he just leaves it lying around on the floor, but most importantly, oceans of booze to drown in.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

It was a dark and stormy night, sweat dripping down my forehead due to a 107-degree fever.

@Space Pope
Obviously, your grandparents fortune was not wasted on you!
It does my heart good to see someone put that Creative Writing Degree to good use!
Would publish.

ETA
@Australianbirdfruit He doesn't appear to suffer from alcoholism. He seems to rather enjoy it.

 

[Felis Meanis]

So Rekeita suffers from alcoholism?

I'm not up to speed on his lore, but I'm surprised people seem to find glee in this. People suffering from the evil that is the devil in the bottle is not something that's even remotely amusing.

 

[AnOminous]

So Rekeita suffers from alcoholism?

I'm not up to speed on his lore, but I'm surprised people seem to find glee in this. People suffering from the evil that is the devil in the bottle is not something that's even remotely amusing.

Speak for yourself, fag, it's a hoot and a half.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

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You meet them at the store and they still seem like normal ass working class guys.

thats different, business owners are like forever working class guys, because whether its running an air conditioning company or the factory making air conditioners, you're usually dealing with building shit. even when dealing with computers, the founders of google and facebook are all about MMA and Walmart-tier BBQ

Plus i'm sure the guy's parents taught him from a young age stuff like revenue/profit and other stuff and were absurdly financially literate. People that have never run their own business don't seem to realize how much shit they don't know about economics.

In my mind I don’t think Nicks parents ever taught him the value of earning or saving money.

case in point, you'd be surprised how many people especially boomers just never learned that stuff. retirement to them means whatever their company offers, same with healthcare or savings in general. "i just max out my 401k" Beyond that knowing you get a paycheck every week means not having to understand earning money beyond that.

When that Sillicon Valley Bank had its fuck up a lot of supposedly intelligent people suddenly had to deal with going a week without pay and were almost begging people at that point.

 

[Felis Meanis]

Speak for yourself, fag, it's a hoot and a half.

I really don't like it when people preach and pontificate about their moral leanings, which should be evident since I'm browsing this website at all. Still, this is a spectacularly retarded response from you.

Again, I don't follow the shenanigans that surrounds Rekeita, and so I don't know about the context surrounding his alcoholism. As far as I know he's not a paedophile or anything even remotely as heinous though, and so if you seriously find joy in him having great problems with his drinking, I can only conclude that you're a mouthbreathing cunt whose been far too lucky in life.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Nick said 3 things: late message, gofundme link, and this. Sean is fat you see.

"not aware of beef, we are porking"
I'm more inclined to believe Rackets is so far gone in drugged out fantasy that he believes he punished Sean for being on the Karen Farms by forcing him to take the balldo. And now they're porking.

Waffle House is superior.

In food, cost, and worldstar hip hop

while true, we thought the same thing about May and Ethan's divorce, and outside of some awe some nudes it was a nothingburger. and nick is probably too drunk to find his blackmail either.

Devil Ceiling Cat will whisper in Nicky's ear that he needs to strike and get his revenge for leaving the based internet law pope. Only to log on in a drunken stupor and post photos of Drexel's balldo knotting his anus

Scandinavian prudes = OWNED

Edit:

I really don't like it when people preach and pontificate about their moral leanings, which should be evident since I'm browsing this website at all. Still, this is a spectacularly retarded response from you.

Again, I don't follow the shenanigans that surrounds Rekeita, and so I don't know about the context surrounding his alcoholism. As far as I know he's not a paedophile or anything even remotely as heinous though, and so if you seriously find joy in him having great problems with his drinking, I can only conclude that you're a mouthbreathing cunt whose been far too lucky in life.

"I know nothing about this guy other than alcohol but I'm going to pontificate about how terrible you all are"

Theres a draft for a new OP in Prospering Grounds. That's as much spoonfeeding you'll get, faggot

 

[AnOminous]

I really don't like it when people preach and pontificate about their moral leanings, which should be evident since I'm browsing this website at all. Still, this is a spectacularly retarded response from you.

Again, I don't follow the shenanigans that surrounds Rekeita, and so I don't know about the context surrounding his alcoholism. As far as I know he's not a paedophile or anything even remotely as heinous though, and so if you seriously find joy in him having great problems with his drinking, I can only conclude that you're a mouthbreathing cunt whose been far too lucky in life.

So if you don't like the thread go read another one you annoying fucking buzzkill.

 

[Strix454]

nd so if you seriously find joy in him having great problems with his drinking, I can only conclude that you're a mouthbreathing cunt whose been far too lucky in life.

There are many people like yourself whose response to alcoholism is being an enabler. That somehow the moral choice is to tell the alcoholic that what they are doing is good and wonderful. That to suggest that they are doing anything wrong is to be a bad person. That to have scorn or ridicule for the behavior of a public alcoholic is somehow being mean to a suffering person.

it never helps to cover up for or enable an alcoholic. It may give you a smug sense of moral satisfaction, but the alcoholic is going to die.

 

[Felis Meanis]

So if you don't like the thread go read another one you annoying fucking buzzkill.

You absolute fucking retard.

There are many people like yourself whose response to alcoholism is being an enabler. That somehow the moral choice is to tell the alcoholic that what they are doing is good and wonderful. That to suggest that they are doing anything wrong is to be a bad person. That to have scorn or ridicule for the behavior of a public alcoholic is somehow being mean to a suffering person.

it never helps to cover up for or enable an alcoholic. It may give you a smug sense of moral satisfaction, but the alcoholic is going to die.

You're delusional, and are concocting stories to support your delusions.

I've never expressed an opinion even remotely resembling that of enabling. Get a grip.

"I know nothing about this guy other than alcohol but I'm going to pontificate about how terrible you all are"

Theres a draft for a new OP in Prospering Grounds. That's as much spoonfeeding you'll get, faggot

Haha, I've never seen anyone taking pride in being "up-to-date" on a lolcow before.

 

[DumbDude43]

I really don't like it when people preach and pontificate about their moral leanings, which should be evident since I'm browsing this website at all. Still, this is a spectacularly retarded response from you.

Again, I don't follow the shenanigans that surrounds Rekeita, and so I don't know about the context surrounding his alcoholism. As far as I know he's not a paedophile or anything even remotely as heinous though, and so if you seriously find joy in him having great problems with his drinking, I can only conclude that you're a mouthbreathing cunt whose been far too lucky in life.

ppl on this very site have seen his drinking slowly progressing into more and more serious alcoholism over a span of like 5 years straight
the further it went, the more people started telling him that he has a problem and should either fix it or seek help for it
instead, he just kept increasing his whiskey intake while simultaneously exploring the depths of sexual degeneracy in his free time

at that point, what else is left to do but laugh at his misfortune? it is entirely self-inflicted.

 

[Kheapathic]

I don’t even know if this lack of taste and lack of financial literacy/responsibility could be an indictment of his parents because I don’t know enough balldo lore to know what they were/are like. But in my personal life I know two millionaires who grew up solidly working class/“upper middle class” until they took over the family business and turned it into a behemoth of a small business. They are relatively humble guys, they don’t really show much flash, but each of them owns their own plane and they own around 4-5 hangars between them. The way they were raised (and the way they operate their business), from what I can gather, taught them to be shrewd with their money and not spend it on $600/day worth of liquor or $150 worth of vibrating balldos. You meet them at the store and they still seem like normal ass working class guys. But they have what would (in my eyes) be considered a “rich man’s hobby”, owning and flying airplanes.

In my mind I don’t think Nicks parents ever taught him the value of earning or saving money. But they didn’t raise him to be a fancy cultured person of wealth either. So he’s just an example of the worst of both worlds; he’s got that “white trash with cash” attitude that is common among “new money” but he’s also got that subconscious smug self-assured attitude that no matter how hard he fucks up, he can always fall back on grandpas oil money as his safety parachute.

I'm gonna draw a comparison to DSP, because this is... I don't want to say too similar, but close enough to run parallel to Phil. Phil's family wasn't rich because Grandpa made a smart move way back when; but his dad was a Marine, and spent 30+ years at Sikorsky doing aersospace stuff, and was a literally "worked himself up from the bottom" type who started as low place, and moved up to running his own team, while Phil's mom was a stay at home mother. They have one child to put all their energy into, he's the Valedictorian of the high-school and earns a bachelor's degree in Business Finance, fell on hard times, but found great success with this new YouTube thing; and per his own admission, was making up to... I think it was something like $15,000 a month, off his vlogging channel, not his gaming channel, his vlogging channel. If he was smart, he would've stashed it away, made investments for dividends or a number of other things; but he went the Nouveau Riche route and blew a lot of it on dumb shit (and continues to do so to this day). He could've been in the millionaire club years ago, but he didn't want to be tard wrangled and he was making all the money and wasn't going to be told how to live his life. And the worst part is, you'd expect him to understand something about money and how to handle it because of his degree, but he's a gambling addict who despite being a wasteless layabout, will cry to his audience how he deserves things like to eat at a nice place once a week.

I bring this up because the way Nick fights with his audience is very DSP-like, like him or hate him he found success; and is burning it all down, complete with a shitty attitude. You fucking covered his bankruptcy and laughed at him Nick, why are you going down the same path.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I really don't like it when people preach and pontificate about their moral leanings, which should be evident since I'm browsing this website at all. Still, this is a spectacularly retarded response from you.

Again, I don't follow the shenanigans that surrounds Rekeita, and so I don't know about the context surrounding his alcoholism. As far as I know he's not a paedophile or anything even remotely as heinous though, and so if you seriously find joy in him having great problems with his drinking, I can only conclude that you're a mouthbreathing cunt whose been far too lucky in life.

Fuck you.

 

[Strix454]

You're delusional, and are concocting stories to support your delusions.

I've never expressed an opinion even remotely resembling that of enabling. Get a grip.

You walked in here looking for a fight accusing everyone here of finding "glee" in Nick's alcoholism. That is about as enabling of an alcoholic as it gets.

I really don't like it when people preach and pontificate about their moral leanings

This is another one. Believing that calling out an alcoholic for being an alcoholic is a moral leaning is more enabling.