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I know who I’m betting on in a fight between the average southerner and average redditor.
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This is particularly funny when you look at other things they hivemind on (tranny bullshit)
They think of themselves as these progressive saviours but absolutely refuse to allow any dissent or discussion, then accuse everyone else of being locked into a hate cult. The cognitive dissonance is fascinating.
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The amount of innocent tech questions I see lately where fart-sniffing Redditors reply with snark is off the charts. That God-forsaken website used to be useful for tech questions (I’m talking 10 years ago) but it’s only abject retards trying to prove how clever they are now.
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Both destroy their knees and enter a diabetic coma before ever showing up to the fight?
Lobster Cult High Priest
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That and Forwards from Klandma
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It can still occasionally be useful for tech stuff, sometimes the right answers come from the cesspits of hell.
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Jacknife
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Actually I am not so sure about it, to be a cuck you must first have a spouse but which woman would degrade herself to have a relationship with someone who has no self respect?
Seems to be purely coomer shit, most women would probably just leave their partner if they bring this up, a few might go along with it although they hate it, there might be some women who take this opportunity to cheat (but why would they want their fucking husband to watch it??) but I assume they would still their husband rather soon.
IRL I have never known anybody who has had any contact with this shit, seems virtually non existent.
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I'm trying to figure out which group's BMI is higher. Both would die from a clogged artery before landing the first punch
The average weight of a man in Mississippi in 2015 is 195 lbs. 35% were overweight, 35% were obese, and about 7% were extremely obese
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This mong doesn't realize that the word "species" has a precise meaning.
Dogs are wolves are the same species because they can interbreed and produce fertile offspring.
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Yeah but the average man from Mississippi owns a gun and has been hit in the face before.
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The city subreddits are a fucking joke. Last time i checked the one of my city it was 80% in english (not our native language) and only hipster expats asking "Where can i X?", centered on the two-three supposedly hip, gentrified districts. The country sub is even worse, just disgusting leftie shit that's obnoxious even by leddit's standards, absolutely not representing the average german (who is muslim and doesn't speak the language). Pure pisstake.
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"my grandpa was dirtpoor and lost his job but he smashed out black peoples car windows in the 60s when he was having a fucking breakdown so it ok he die haha"
Dude you don't have to "honor" him but at least try to get what the fuck he was going through that made him like that instead of doing some weird larp about how he's in hell driving around black eyed black people in a bus.
I dont get why people are pissed off their ancestors did bad things im azerbaijani and I dont give a shit my ancestors killed a lot of people and did conquering
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So he is driving a bus full of black people in hell?
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These people would throw out their entire family because their brother looked at a black person in the wrong way.
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Posting here because topic. LeopardsAteMyFace is almost exclusively "person against my politics had something negative occur to them", when LAMF is really a monkey's paw, per their own sub description;
The main post on the sub is even a sticky explaining the nature of it, front and center;
So it's supposed to be about, say, a senator banning chicken subs from being too dry and then a month later blasting subway on Twitter for drenching his food in sauce and oil. Yet here's some trending posts on the front page from yesterday;
The first does not fit the mold, in any way. There is no reversal, there is no hoisting oneself by their own petard, it's someone not wanting to join forces over a common enemy. It tracks pretty well with wanting to get away from troons actually, the person is already exclusionary and further wanting to be exclusive in their associations.
The second is just le right = bad. Kristi was not encouraging animal cruelty and then wandering why people weren't supporting her, she wasn't advocating for beating your dog, she does did in private and it leaked.
The third is actually a democrat, so good for at least showing an air of impartiality, but even then it doesn't actually fit if you read the story. The line about him declaring the rape law which he voted for (true) unconstitutional is not directly attributed. The hyperlinks to other stories from the NY Post also don't have that quote. Someone made this up out of thin air, when the reality is that that embellishment and reddit tier title wasn't needed; the guy already qualified for LAMF by signing into law an act that removed the statute of limitations on rape and allowed a case against him just before the extension was due to end.
Again, hahaha muh yt colon eye zer, but the oldest English people alive today would not have even had been a twinkle in their father's eye when the colonizing period was ending - in fact the eldest Britains today voted to decolonize or are descendents of those who did so.
This is just a super editorialized news headline - is it LAMF because you took a job and then left it when you had a disagreement with your boss?
Obvious bait/sarcasm posted as if real. Also not a LAMF moment if you sour for someone you voted for - the requirement is not liking a specific policy/thing you explicitly supported. An idiot absolutely could vote for Ron and then get mad he wants to ban teaching kids about goatse.
More WhitePeopleTwitter than anything else. Just more evidence for the rotting and enshitification of reddit subs from their purpose.
Barely LAMF material, but the comments are tasty;
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS HURTS MY SIDE THIS ISN'T LAMF ANYMORE NOOOOOOOOOOO
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Pretty sure that's just something you did for a laff in the 60's in the UK.
Sure sounds like hell
I remember shortly after the sub's inception someone posted something about some Dem being a face-eating leopard, completely on topic, and the sub going apeshit, unsurprisingly. Went so far that a mod put his/xers foot down and said it stays up, it conforms to the rules and theme of the sub, couple of days later the thread was still deleted. Just another one of the myriad of Republican Bad subs.
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