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Personally i was thinking Dr. Evil. Was reading through and trying to wrack my brain with what she reminded me of and it hit me.
Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention
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I just lost it. This is just the epitomy of "you did it to yourself" and I found it freaking hilarious. Even forgetting all the munchin' and the shaved head!- No one made you wear rainbow jammies, dance around, and put it on social media. "If u criticize me, YOU'LL make me relapse!" (Dances furiously)
Yeah, I can't imagine the conversations she's had with her poor parents. Or the poor group home staff.
Just that smugness in her expression. "I'm above criticism. Everything is everyone else's fault. I'm the victim and they're all haters." The way she eyefucks herself to make sure she's looking as sickly as possible in most of the videos is so crazy.
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Don't worry, you don't have to, because she's another one that's dumb enough to post "evidence" of her abuse that makes it clearly obvious she is baiting and tantruming until they react, then whipping out the phone to record it.
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I don't know why it makes me so happy, but the collar is just so *chef's kiss*It’s hard to capture but if you look closely it looks like maybe her chin is peeking out under the pad, in the U-shaped space on her neck. Like it’s not on the pad at all, she’s wearing the collar so loose that she can tuck her chin in to force her head into this unnatural downward position.
It's hard to see, but it looks like she's wearing additional padding in the back of her neck to keep the collar on.
Look at the difference between the model in the neck area and her and then look at the front and see how much wider it is. It sits on Andie's shoulders instead of being fitted against the neck.
I also love that she's getting a sunburn all over her body but keeping her face pasty white.Remember when her problem was her legs turned inward and her foot was at basically a 90 degree angle? I wonder if her stroller mommies have seen this and are aware of how bad she duped them for two years. Especially Runner Brian who could have seriously injured himself pushing her in a marathon when he hadn’t trained with her in the stroller she just got. Really no wonder she tried to delete this shit.
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Oh shit I didn't even notice that.
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I can imagine how uncomfortable it must be to wear it like that and that's why she uses the soft collar in lots of videos.
Slight power level/tmi but had to wear a less fancy aspen collar for a few weeks after accident and it had to sit snug, otherwise it was supremely uncomfortable and chafed.
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I wonder how often doctors fall for the self-diagnoses of munchies. Do they go along with it because they naturally “expect the worst”, or do they conduct diagnostic tests for these conditions and tell the patients that they’re “full of bullsh*t”?
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I gotta call out good archiving when I see it. Someone on Reddit scraped all the Dani Marina posts and commentary off of the old Lolcow.farm threads and uploaded them into imgur albums. They even did it all on mobile which is a massive PITA with LCF's format.
Go give it a read if you weren't around for the magical early days of Dani lore.
eta whoops fixed link.
Go give it a read if you weren't around for the magical early days of Dani lore.
eta whoops fixed link.
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ReVeRaNd DoCtOr
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The Dani thread is not bad as far as reddit goes IMO. Better than IF (not that that is hard) anyway.
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I just wish shit-flingers would keep their hands and arms inside the vehicle. I'm not sure if the posters in Dani's comments are coming from there (they claim no and try to shift the blame to kiwis even though we mention dani approximately once every 2 months) but they're certainly repeating the points the reddit crew make. It's not funny. It just makes her lock down her account and obsess about getting rid of haydurs instead of rushing into her next stupid idea like getting a port placed in her crotchal region.
For those not following Dani's escapades, she recently fucked around and found out. She went to get a port placed for salt water while complaining of the worst SVC stenosis the doctor has ever seen. They put it in her femoral vein so now she has a port hub on her hip and she's not allowed to access it at all outside of an infusion clinic. It looks rancid because she had PEs from her last line and is on daily lovenox injections.
ETA she showed an image of it accessed on a livestream today. Again credit to the Reddit crew for catching her lives.
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Oh god yeah. The pozloading my neghole is ridiculous on reddit. It's not that hard to just sit back and watch...
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I genuinely think most of it is peripheral. Not that the regular posters themselves are baiting her but because it's publicly shared, lurkers stick their hand in the hornet's nest. The regular posters seem equally cranky that these people are fucking up the milk supply.
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Is that the same Tennyson Center Daniel Larson went to?
Even worse, she's an age regression fetishist.
Not pyschosomatic though!
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Andie Proskus part 4. We left off with Andie moving into a group home for people with severe intellectual disabilities and lobbing abuse claims at her family. She became a Tiktok sensation by skinwalking Tia Stokes, a cancer patient, and cozying up to some of the biggest accounts on the platform. She’s built an army of actual children with unrestricted quarantine access to Tiktok who she is now using as an asspat factory and a shield against criticism. Because of this army of children making fan pages for her we found some archived content she deleted off her own account where she talks about having tumors and getting treated for them and of the children saying she has cancer, which is as close as we have yet gotten to real proof that Andie herself was claiming to have cancer. She’s most recently had surgery to remove hardware from her lumbar spine after it got infected and all other attempts to treat the infection failed.
For the record, no, I had absolutely no fucking clue what kind of rabbithole I was about to fall down when I started this. We haven't even gotten to the real proof, the first-hand accounts, her sisters selling her out, or the part where we learn how she faked being retarded for 30 years.
It sure looks like she’s holding her head up just fine under only the power of her own muscles in this one. She’s got a pillow behind her but she’s sat upright with her head turned to the side.
Her “abusive” parents have been carting her to these daily infusions. While she can stand up and dance for the tiky-toks and we’ve seen her do this including standing on one leg while leaning back with no support, she also claims that she needs help with toileting and dressing herself. Mom tells her to just get up and do it herself. We saw this same thing with Paige Donovan-Smith, who wanted to exert control over her mother. Paige convinced mommy that she was unable to care for her hygiene and mom was at one point shaving Paige’s legs for her only to realize it was all an act. Now we have Andie, whose parents have watched her mobility change for years, who know she was walking miles on end while convincing the running club she needed to be pushed in a stroller and hand-fed, who probably see her dancing and walking around when she wants to, but are being called abusive because they know she’s lying when she says she can’t stand up to use the toilet.
Wish she would say what’s in the infusion bag but at this point it’s pretty clear she wants people to believe it’s a chemo drug. Also her head is still not being supported by the pillow. Like the foot pivot I doubt she realizes exactly how much muscle strength she’s giving away she has in her neck.
She’s dancing to distract herself from the pain. As one does. She actually made up one of these tiktok dances from her infusion bed and gets people to duet it, which boosts her profile again.
She announces she’s gotten an adaptive bike after three years of wanting one. Don’t worry, the people pushing her in a stroller this time are NOT her terrible toxic abusive parents. I looked into this Amtryke she has and the main advantages are that it has the supportive back w/chest strap and a fixed gear drive. They’re mostly marketed to parents of like, cerebral palsy kids and others who have difficulty with coordination or muscle tone. The advantage of a fixed gear drive there is as long as the wheels are moving so are the pedals, so even if the child is incapable of pedaling independently, by strapping their feet to the pedals and pushing with the rear steering bar, their legs will be moved and they get the benefit of that. That’s really cool, it makes me happy that there’s equipment so your disabled kid isn’t left out of normal childhood activities like a bike ride. But Andie can do tiktok dances and walk 7 miles. She doesn’t need an adaptive tricycle meant for kids with cerebral palsy.
On that note, her legs look pretty robust for someone with muscular dystrophy affecting her lower limbs. I can imagine believing it when she was in her racing days especially if you didn’t know about the eating disorder because her legs were unnaturally thin, but now she just looks normal thin. Also that helmet is doing about as much as the neck brace is.
She crossposted about it to Insta.
Aww, this is the first of the fan accounts I found, 29 March per the timestamp on my end. I thought it was just Andie gassing herself up on a sock. How foolish of me.
I would find archiving Tiktok so much more tolerable if everyone wasn’t gyrating all the time.
Or worse. Singing. Who enjoys this?
She keeps complaining that she feels like she’s shadowbanned and then getting people to comment that she’s appearing on their “FYP”. My first guess was trying to force engagement by getting the people who are not subscribed to her to comment that they found her through the algorithm. But we also just saw that in summer/early fall she was feeling the walls close in, banning her fans, telling them to take down their fan pages claiming her safety was at risk, and that this is probably when she deleted a shitload of cancer content off her page trying to erase her latest tumor arc. I imagine that’ll make the algorithm stop boosting you as much.
Well I mean, you’re not paralyzed but you ARE claiming a form of muscular dystrophy severe enough that you can’t use the toilet independently and need a power chair, but which doesn’t have a visible effect on the muscle mass in your legs and doesn’t prevent you from standing with no support, walking with a walker, dancing in the general vicinity of a walker while not touching it, or pedaling a bike (as long as there’s support for your trunk which you don’t need under any other circumstances). Also why the high supportive head rest when her head is permanently pitched forward per her claims? This isn’t the standard head rest for this bike. It’s a customized option she picked.
Bandage on her neck, I guess for the sore on it.
Please don’t make her sing more.
Another time she’s making up a dance and asking for people to copy and realizes after the fact that her duets are off. I’m totally convinced this is to keep people from being able to easily make response videos to her. Especially combined with the “comments I don’t like will be removed” warning. She’s so sad and ready to be done, but seeing you all doing her dance cheers her up.
Lol, damage control. “I didn’t fake cancer! All your favorite tiktokers including that cancer girl still love me I swear!!!"
(the whole time I was writing this from 29 March up to when I found the fan pages in mid-April I thought these comments asking if she says hi were bots or pajeets she paid to interact with her account or something. Nope, turns out it’s an army of actual children who see her as an accessible celebrity. How sad for these children.)
This little slideshow is kind of interesting. First few photos are just what we expect from her. Changing mobility levels, dropping weight. A bunch from the late racing era that we haven’t seen yet. Who do you think is following her around to take these photos all the time? We know the running mommies took pics for each other and Brian Hartwig steps in when he’s around, but I’m guessing Mama Proskus is her everyday photog. Also her creepy identical smile in nearly every photo and video is starting to brainwash me.
These were before the race era, probably late 2013 when her ED was at its peak.
Heartbreaker 2014.
This had to be around late 2018 when we have no real record of what she was doing, just based on how puffy she is.
This is at Disneyland.
And this is right before the first time they tubed her, proof she made herself truly skelly before wiping her accounts and starting over as the racing queen. We saw in the 20 minute lovebombing video for Linda in November 2012 that Linda was due to visit in July 2013, so that’s where I’m placing this one on the timeline, since Linda’s never mentioned after that visit.
More of my girls should tape signs to their faces. It is every funny. I'm going to guess this is another time she accused her parents of abusing her.
So many videos of her “dancing” while getting this unnamed infusion.
biking on her own, but needs her friend to push her on the hard parts.
Is that what people are commenting on? Cause I’d guess it was people commenting on you trying to look like you have cancer when you don't.
Arms held straight up. Remember when she couldn’t feed herself because her dystrophic muscles were too weak?
Bloodwork bad, no one will do the surgery she desperately needs to remove the infected hardware.
I feel like the top commenter here is speaking a language that is like English but not fully mutually intelligible. Andie sounds very Dani Marina here.
I guess her instagram was private at one point. Lucky me, it no longer is, but she’s deleted so much.
There is a private account but blah blah vampire rules: you have to let me in your house. I think we have enough material here without it anyway.
Why do I get the feeling Andie is constantly demanding things from her parents and wants them done immediately and without compromise or complaint? We saw that with Kiley Prososki who would constantly say her mother treated her as a problem or a burden and denied her the things she needed to live and then post out of context text messages and voice mails that still made Kiley look like the asshole. In one she was demanding her mother drop everything and bring her over one specific food she wanted (fresh-made juice, I think) and this became “my mother is starving me” because her mother said she was too busy and did not have the ingredients.
Her “abusive” parents have been carting her to these daily infusions. While she can stand up and dance for the tiky-toks and we’ve seen her do this including standing on one leg while leaning back with no support, she also claims that she needs help with toileting and dressing herself. Mom tells her to just get up and do it herself. We saw this same thing with Paige Donovan-Smith, who wanted to exert control over her mother. Paige convinced mommy that she was unable to care for her hygiene and mom was at one point shaving Paige’s legs for her only to realize it was all an act. Now we have Andie, whose parents have watched her mobility change for years, who know she was walking miles on end while convincing the running club she needed to be pushed in a stroller and hand-fed, who probably see her dancing and walking around when she wants to, but are being called abusive because they know she’s lying when she says she can’t stand up to use the toilet.
Wish she would say what’s in the infusion bag but at this point it’s pretty clear she wants people to believe it’s a chemo drug. Also her head is still not being supported by the pillow. Like the foot pivot I doubt she realizes exactly how much muscle strength she’s giving away she has in her neck.
She’s dancing to distract herself from the pain. As one does. She actually made up one of these tiktok dances from her infusion bed and gets people to duet it, which boosts her profile again.
She announces she’s gotten an adaptive bike after three years of wanting one. Don’t worry, the people pushing her in a stroller this time are NOT her terrible toxic abusive parents. I looked into this Amtryke she has and the main advantages are that it has the supportive back w/chest strap and a fixed gear drive. They’re mostly marketed to parents of like, cerebral palsy kids and others who have difficulty with coordination or muscle tone. The advantage of a fixed gear drive there is as long as the wheels are moving so are the pedals, so even if the child is incapable of pedaling independently, by strapping their feet to the pedals and pushing with the rear steering bar, their legs will be moved and they get the benefit of that. That’s really cool, it makes me happy that there’s equipment so your disabled kid isn’t left out of normal childhood activities like a bike ride. But Andie can do tiktok dances and walk 7 miles. She doesn’t need an adaptive tricycle meant for kids with cerebral palsy.
On that note, her legs look pretty robust for someone with muscular dystrophy affecting her lower limbs. I can imagine believing it when she was in her racing days especially if you didn’t know about the eating disorder because her legs were unnaturally thin, but now she just looks normal thin. Also that helmet is doing about as much as the neck brace is.
She crossposted about it to Insta.
Aww, this is the first of the fan accounts I found, 29 March per the timestamp on my end. I thought it was just Andie gassing herself up on a sock. How foolish of me.
I would find archiving Tiktok so much more tolerable if everyone wasn’t gyrating all the time.
Or worse. Singing. Who enjoys this?
She keeps complaining that she feels like she’s shadowbanned and then getting people to comment that she’s appearing on their “FYP”. My first guess was trying to force engagement by getting the people who are not subscribed to her to comment that they found her through the algorithm. But we also just saw that in summer/early fall she was feeling the walls close in, banning her fans, telling them to take down their fan pages claiming her safety was at risk, and that this is probably when she deleted a shitload of cancer content off her page trying to erase her latest tumor arc. I imagine that’ll make the algorithm stop boosting you as much.
Well I mean, you’re not paralyzed but you ARE claiming a form of muscular dystrophy severe enough that you can’t use the toilet independently and need a power chair, but which doesn’t have a visible effect on the muscle mass in your legs and doesn’t prevent you from standing with no support, walking with a walker, dancing in the general vicinity of a walker while not touching it, or pedaling a bike (as long as there’s support for your trunk which you don’t need under any other circumstances). Also why the high supportive head rest when her head is permanently pitched forward per her claims? This isn’t the standard head rest for this bike. It’s a customized option she picked.
Bandage on her neck, I guess for the sore on it.
Please don’t make her sing more.
Another time she’s making up a dance and asking for people to copy and realizes after the fact that her duets are off. I’m totally convinced this is to keep people from being able to easily make response videos to her. Especially combined with the “comments I don’t like will be removed” warning. She’s so sad and ready to be done, but seeing you all doing her dance cheers her up.
Lol, damage control. “I didn’t fake cancer! All your favorite tiktokers including that cancer girl still love me I swear!!!"
(the whole time I was writing this from 29 March up to when I found the fan pages in mid-April I thought these comments asking if she says hi were bots or pajeets she paid to interact with her account or something. Nope, turns out it’s an army of actual children who see her as an accessible celebrity. How sad for these children.)
This little slideshow is kind of interesting. First few photos are just what we expect from her. Changing mobility levels, dropping weight. A bunch from the late racing era that we haven’t seen yet. Who do you think is following her around to take these photos all the time? We know the running mommies took pics for each other and Brian Hartwig steps in when he’s around, but I’m guessing Mama Proskus is her everyday photog. Also her creepy identical smile in nearly every photo and video is starting to brainwash me.
These were before the race era, probably late 2013 when her ED was at its peak.
Heartbreaker 2014.
This had to be around late 2018 when we have no real record of what she was doing, just based on how puffy she is.
This is at Disneyland.
And this is right before the first time they tubed her, proof she made herself truly skelly before wiping her accounts and starting over as the racing queen. We saw in the 20 minute lovebombing video for Linda in November 2012 that Linda was due to visit in July 2013, so that’s where I’m placing this one on the timeline, since Linda’s never mentioned after that visit.
More of my girls should tape signs to their faces. It is every funny. I'm going to guess this is another time she accused her parents of abusing her.
So many videos of her “dancing” while getting this unnamed infusion.
biking on her own, but needs her friend to push her on the hard parts.
Is that what people are commenting on? Cause I’d guess it was people commenting on you trying to look like you have cancer when you don't.
Arms held straight up. Remember when she couldn’t feed herself because her dystrophic muscles were too weak?
Bloodwork bad, no one will do the surgery she desperately needs to remove the infected hardware.
I feel like the top commenter here is speaking a language that is like English but not fully mutually intelligible. Andie sounds very Dani Marina here.
I guess her instagram was private at one point. Lucky me, it no longer is, but she’s deleted so much.
There is a private account but blah blah vampire rules: you have to let me in your house. I think we have enough material here without it anyway.
Why do I get the feeling Andie is constantly demanding things from her parents and wants them done immediately and without compromise or complaint? We saw that with Kiley Prososki who would constantly say her mother treated her as a problem or a burden and denied her the things she needed to live and then post out of context text messages and voice mails that still made Kiley look like the asshole. In one she was demanding her mother drop everything and bring her over one specific food she wanted (fresh-made juice, I think) and this became “my mother is starving me” because her mother said she was too busy and did not have the ingredients.
So we know she had some of her infected hardware out at some point but now the infection has tunneled into that part of her spine. That doesn’t sound good. She’s already anticipating her surgeon is not going to do more surgery on her in her current state.
Again, thinking she’s been shadowbanned because she’s not getting the views she once did. Perhaps its because she’s on a content loop. Perhaps it’s because she got caught faking cancer again, deleted the evidence, and banned everyone who mentions having seen it.
More old photos. Most we’ve seen before but there’s a few new ones.
We’ve seen this but now I am seeing it in a new light. Please, God Almighty, tell me this was her hilarious teenage attempt at faking hand contractures and not just her goofing around.
You see the things around the head rest that she has flipped out? I'm pretty sure that's a head array for people with diseases like ALS and high cervical SCIs who are unable to use traditional controls. It allows you to control the chair by moving your head from side to side and putting pressure on the bars which would be next to her face when engaged. It "makes sense" in that Andie got this chair when she was pretending her arms were too weak to feed herself and that this would progress and get worse. I just don't understand how she convinced anyone with a quarter ounce of medical knowledge that she actually needed this at the time and it's now especially absurd with her doing happy clappy retard dances all day. Whatever it is, she never shows it on her chair again.
Man seeing her as a chubby little smiling kid with half a soul behind her eyes just makes me feel sad for her parents. They were older when they had kids and I can just imagine them working hard, building up their little nest egg, deciding they finally had the resources and time to start a family, and getting Andie. The other girls she's with are her sisters.
Lol even in a regular collar she had her chin tucked into the chin rest to force her head down.
We got AFOs at some point.
This is from the HipHip Half in 2016 and she’s got braces on her wrists. These look like just regular OTC braces you can buy for an injury or carpal tunnel to me, rather than something she was casted for.
The stickers on the fenders are a nice touch. One says 13.1 and the other 26.2, which is how many miles are in a half-marathon and a marathon respectively. And this is definitely the Permobil M300. It was probably well over 10k USD when she got it.
Walker on the beach lol. I wonder what happened to her AFOs. We never see them.
I’ve seen this horrible potato pic of her before but never noticed her foot is actually turned out in it. Funny.
Mount Hood, making someone hold her upright in the saddle.
I feel like snow sledding is a really poor life choice with a spinal fusion. Perhaps I’m mistaken w/r/t how fragile those things are.
This must have been 2016 after she had her cervical fusion based on context (the surgery was in late summer/early fall by all appearances and here she has a lit menorah behind her)
After a bunch more boring videos of her flapping her hands in an infusion center bed or a wheelchair, we find out the abscess on her back is worse and get more proof that the infection is real.
Toxic mean boolies. That’s me! So horrible of me to look at what you’ve posted freely and publicly on social media and to think critically about it and share those thoughts.
It’s generally considered very easy to not let your disability stand in your way when it’s not real. I mean the spine infection is real! She just didn’t need a fusion and could have avoided all of this if she hadn’t gone on a cross-country trip to find compliant doctors to hack her up. The neck thing still makes me laugh, you just look like you have really bad posture.
Finally on January 29, after a month of daily infusion videos, she lets us know it’s antibiotics for her spine infection
I’m skipping sometimes 3-5 nearly identical videos per day of her flapping her hands in the infusion center or begging Charli D’amelio for attention in her wheelchair. I’m guessing the schtick has worn thin and the fickle primary schoolers of Tiktok have found a new golden calf to worship.
She’s finally going to tell us what happened to her spine. The story is super uplifting, she tells us. It would take an hour to tell the whole story so she’s just going to give a very abridged version.
The D’amelios are now sending her giant stuffies.
When the hardware came out of her back a few months ago she had some complications and was kept in the hospital for weeks unable to do anything. That’s why her mobility suddenly took a nosedive and she can’t get out of the chair to dance anymore. She’s afraid if she does she’ll fall and do more damage.
And here’s the video. The infection started in 2018 and she gives us plenty of proof it's there and real.
I guess while she was there she stopped eating again and that’s how we got the nose hose
Again I have to wonder who takes these. I’m going to guess it’s her mom and even after she moved out to the group home she was still dictating what things she wanted mom to document for her social media presence.
I really wish she would EVER put her photos in chronological order but this one especially because it appears she went in with her head and eyebrows shaved but grew them out while under constant supervision. I guess she couldn't get mommy to shave her for cancer clout. We do learn the scar/sore on her neck was another abscess that had to be drained and that she got her port during this period.
Duetting with some sideshow freak.
...lmao. At least they clearly identify themselves.
She’s not okay.
Until she gets presents!
Again, thinking she’s been shadowbanned because she’s not getting the views she once did. Perhaps its because she’s on a content loop. Perhaps it’s because she got caught faking cancer again, deleted the evidence, and banned everyone who mentions having seen it.
More old photos. Most we’ve seen before but there’s a few new ones.
We’ve seen this but now I am seeing it in a new light. Please, God Almighty, tell me this was her hilarious teenage attempt at faking hand contractures and not just her goofing around.
You see the things around the head rest that she has flipped out? I'm pretty sure that's a head array for people with diseases like ALS and high cervical SCIs who are unable to use traditional controls. It allows you to control the chair by moving your head from side to side and putting pressure on the bars which would be next to her face when engaged. It "makes sense" in that Andie got this chair when she was pretending her arms were too weak to feed herself and that this would progress and get worse. I just don't understand how she convinced anyone with a quarter ounce of medical knowledge that she actually needed this at the time and it's now especially absurd with her doing happy clappy retard dances all day. Whatever it is, she never shows it on her chair again.
Man seeing her as a chubby little smiling kid with half a soul behind her eyes just makes me feel sad for her parents. They were older when they had kids and I can just imagine them working hard, building up their little nest egg, deciding they finally had the resources and time to start a family, and getting Andie. The other girls she's with are her sisters.
Lol even in a regular collar she had her chin tucked into the chin rest to force her head down.
We got AFOs at some point.
This is from the HipHip Half in 2016 and she’s got braces on her wrists. These look like just regular OTC braces you can buy for an injury or carpal tunnel to me, rather than something she was casted for.
The stickers on the fenders are a nice touch. One says 13.1 and the other 26.2, which is how many miles are in a half-marathon and a marathon respectively. And this is definitely the Permobil M300. It was probably well over 10k USD when she got it.
Walker on the beach lol. I wonder what happened to her AFOs. We never see them.
I’ve seen this horrible potato pic of her before but never noticed her foot is actually turned out in it. Funny.
Mount Hood, making someone hold her upright in the saddle.
I feel like snow sledding is a really poor life choice with a spinal fusion. Perhaps I’m mistaken w/r/t how fragile those things are.
This must have been 2016 after she had her cervical fusion based on context (the surgery was in late summer/early fall by all appearances and here she has a lit menorah behind her)
After a bunch more boring videos of her flapping her hands in an infusion center bed or a wheelchair, we find out the abscess on her back is worse and get more proof that the infection is real.
Toxic mean boolies. That’s me! So horrible of me to look at what you’ve posted freely and publicly on social media and to think critically about it and share those thoughts.
It’s generally considered very easy to not let your disability stand in your way when it’s not real. I mean the spine infection is real! She just didn’t need a fusion and could have avoided all of this if she hadn’t gone on a cross-country trip to find compliant doctors to hack her up. The neck thing still makes me laugh, you just look like you have really bad posture.
Finally on January 29, after a month of daily infusion videos, she lets us know it’s antibiotics for her spine infection
I’m skipping sometimes 3-5 nearly identical videos per day of her flapping her hands in the infusion center or begging Charli D’amelio for attention in her wheelchair. I’m guessing the schtick has worn thin and the fickle primary schoolers of Tiktok have found a new golden calf to worship.
She’s finally going to tell us what happened to her spine. The story is super uplifting, she tells us. It would take an hour to tell the whole story so she’s just going to give a very abridged version.
The D’amelios are now sending her giant stuffies.
When the hardware came out of her back a few months ago she had some complications and was kept in the hospital for weeks unable to do anything. That’s why her mobility suddenly took a nosedive and she can’t get out of the chair to dance anymore. She’s afraid if she does she’ll fall and do more damage.
And here’s the video. The infection started in 2018 and she gives us plenty of proof it's there and real.
I guess while she was there she stopped eating again and that’s how we got the nose hose
Again I have to wonder who takes these. I’m going to guess it’s her mom and even after she moved out to the group home she was still dictating what things she wanted mom to document for her social media presence.
I really wish she would EVER put her photos in chronological order but this one especially because it appears she went in with her head and eyebrows shaved but grew them out while under constant supervision. I guess she couldn't get mommy to shave her for cancer clout. We do learn the scar/sore on her neck was another abscess that had to be drained and that she got her port during this period.
Duetting with some sideshow freak.
...lmao. At least they clearly identify themselves.
She’s not okay.
Until she gets presents!
She shows that she can coast in this thing, so she doesn’t have a fixed gear (if she stopped moving her legs in a fixed gear it would keep moving the pedals anyway.) I think it’s a direct drive she can disengage when she wants (so capable of continuing to move the pedals when she stops but she has chosen to turn this off.)
So remember a few posts back, she was saying her mobility has taken a nosedive because of the infections and that’s why she can’t get out of her chair? This one she’s clearly using her walker to get to Starbucks in the snow (peep the silver bar near her elbow). It’s okay the staff at her care home keep her safe!
Dis-ability generally implies there are things you cannot do. People do ask questions, she just ignores them or says they’re harassing her for asking questions like “why can you walk in the snow?”
Good thing I am not on her comments and can use the Retard-word as often as I want, because faking a learning disability is about the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
The home health nurses are not able to get to her to change her dressings because of a snow storm, she says with a cheerful smile and dance.
This is total retcon, lmao. First she says she can’t swallow pills and everything has to be liquid form, which like, ok ana-chan. We haven’t heard about her alleged swallowing issues since the lead up to the marathon. But she goes on a lot of bluster about having a migraine before casually saying she got officially diagnosed with muscular dystrophy in middle school. Do I need to bring up the stacks of receipts where she said it started in her sophomore year of high school and she was “diagnosed” with myopathy? She goes on to say she’s had all these infections, been in hospitals more than she’s been out for the last three years, and will be on antibiotics for life unless they can remove the infected hardware.
MRI results bad. No she won’t tell us what they are. Why does it look like she's stuffing the belly area of her shirts these days? Almost like she has a heat pad or something wrapped around her waist.
She’s been doing singing requests. Click the button. Feel my pain.
Someone asks why the camerawoman sounds like she’s about to drop dead from minor exertion. Andie’s response was “OH YEAH SHE’S GINORMOUSLY FAT AND NEVER MOVES SO THIS IS ME HELPING HER BE LESS FUCKING FAT.” Man you fake being retarded, you can say whatever you want.
She claims she fell and had to get a CT and MRI. Not the results she was hoping for. Whenever one of these girls complains that it’s not what they were hoping for, I assume what they were hoping for was something much worse.
Better crawl up Charli D’amelio’s vagina for comfort. She’s been trying to get a new wheelchair even though her current one is in good working order, because she claims she has some unspecified issues with it due to her disease progression. The real answer is Permobil has much fancier wheelchairs than the one she has, which is already pretty top of the line for a power chair. To put it in more common terms, she has is already a luxury vehicle, but she wants this year’s model with the platinum package. Also lol if the "not what I was hoping for' was she was hoping they'd agree she needed an expensive new chair. She promises to share the full story to Insta but if she ever did, it’s gone now.
Finally on 28 February, after all this time in the Tiktok Gulag, a little sunbeam of Instagram. For Rare Disease Day, Andie again refuses to elaborate on what form of MD she has even after telling us there are many. She has chronic osteomyelitis from the spine infection. And she has EDS. LMAO. Of course she does. They always do.
Hinting that she might have a cardiomyopathy. If she does it’s from starving herself retarded. But the money shot is her fake-struggling to open the toothpaste and put it on the brush because her “fingers curl in” then bracing her arms together and bending forward so she could get her toothbrush to her mouth. LMAO after all those dance videos? Really Andie? REALLY? And then the issue mysteriously vanishes in the next shot when she’s trying to make a big deal of using a button aid.
What’s even funnier is just a few days prior to this she posted a video of her morning routine which included brushing her teeth without issue. And washing her face. And waving, feeding herself, taking her morning medications, and giving us a little thumbs up, and holding her phone at full extension and manipulating the touchscreen controls. Like with the foot-pivot she has no consistency. She does it when she’s consciously thinking about it or trying to make a point out of it, can’t actually conceptualize how such a disability would work in various scenarios so she fakes it poorly even when she’s trying her best, and forgets it entirely when distracted in any
Excruciating back pain. Bike ride. Also LMAO LOOK AT HER WAVING AGAIN. Also interesting that her knee doesn’t swing in from her super weak pelvic girdle while she’s pedaling.
Not one single thing can convince me she’s using her chair to control her laptop with any frequency. This is cool adaptive tech, glad it exists for those who need it, but like Jessica Riley with her Braille larp there’s no way she’s inconveniencing herself like this for anything more than show.
She’s started doing these “day in the life” videos. Her day consisted of going on the trail near her parents’ house. The silver bar and black pad visible next to her are from her walker and she’s sitting on the flip-down seat, proving again that she can totally still get out of the chair and walk when she feels like it. Also giving us the V-sign. Hand contractures who?
Her chin tucked into the cervical collar, my god. I am not at all an equestrian but I watch dressage sometimes and it keeps reminding me of when they keep horses in rollkur.
(Like this, if you’re not into horse ballet. It’s bad for the horse’s spine and limits their vision.)
She thought her yucky wounds were getting better but they’re actually much worse. They’re now worried about sepsis.
So much pain but I said fuck it and danced anyway. Reminding me of Jamie Bruce incessantly dancing on and overstretching her joints so that she'd have no options left except surgery.
She claims she lives off the Starbies drinks and these 80 kcal yogurt cups.
Interesting how her hand issues don’t affect her ability to open zipper bags and stuff socks into them.
MacBook, ipad, daily starbucks drinks.. something is telling me mommy and daddy are abusive until she wants something.
She’s given herself osteopenia and maybe osteoporosis and now she’s trying to get insurance to cover an expensive standing chair for her because of it. We last saw her walking TWO DAYS AGO.
And in this video, you can very clearly tell she is walking right after her damn scan. The point of a standing chair is there is a benefit to standing for all of us, including cardiovascular health, preventing pressure ulcers, and helping bone density. Her bone density isn’t bad because she isn’t bearing weight. She’s doing that all the time. Her bone density is bad because she’s starving herself. (the audio here was removed by Tiktok, not my ineptitude)
Add pretzels to her diet.
Okay so the hand thing is that her fine motor skills are deteriorating from her progressive disease but she doesn’t know how to mimic this so she goes with hand contractures that disappear when she wants to feed herself or do a tiktok dance.
And her back is leaky.
Scans come back with osteopenia still. Home health is concerned with her posterior pus-pocket so she’s getting it checked.
Top comment here gave me a giggle. She has a neurosurgery appointment and doesn’t think they’re going to approve her for the surgery to remove the infected hardware. Also it's not just stuffed shirt. It's this weirdly potbellied look, like she's trying to make it look like she's lost her core tone by bearing down.
“Worked so hard to save for.” What did you do to earn this? Lie about having cancer for tiktok views? Scam people out of donations?
Imagine this creeping down the hallway towards you at night. Slowly, silently, keeping eye contact with you the entire time. You’re welcome.
Still on her walker. Why does she needs a standing chair?
I love the fucking neck thing. Absolutely kills me every time. Like Denae Manchester’s anaphylactic selfies.
Again, when concentrating on trying to use a buttoning aid to prove she’s disabled she forgets the reason she supposedly needs this is her hands don’t work, so her hands work fine.
Oh look, her sped diploma.
Ooh I love when they pretend their handwriting has gone downhill. This is how someone who does not have problems writing writes when they want to pretend they have problems writing.
Where's ya curled in fingers that barely work at?
NO ONE CARES ABOUT OR LOVES ANDIE!!! NO ONE IS HELPING ANDIE!! Well, someone’s taking your ass to medical appointments, Starbucks, and for a walk on the Fanno Creek Trail near your old house nearly every single day and it sounds like it’s your parents. So either they love and care about you or they know you’ll claim they’re abusing you and preventing you from getting medical care if they don’t drive you.
Telling her followers if the infection gets any worse she could die and it will keep getting worse as long as the hardware is in. The surgeon has told her no surgery to remove the hardware because she’s not strong enough.
Terrible pain from wound tracking, but not bad enough to stop her from compulsively exercising off her starbucks drink.
Why does she need a standing chair if she can fucking walk? She can also lift her hands over her head, do jazz hands, all the other things she’s pretending she can’t do when she wants to show off how her motor skills are decaying.
You could have chosen to admit it was all a lie 15 years ago and then you could ride your bike without pain, but something tells me you’d have no interest in biking if you couldn’t use it as part of your disability act. Just like running, dancing, “charity work,” and everything else you’ve done in your pathetic miserable shell of a life.
Neurosurgeon appointment.
Ooh here’s the original article in the Beaverton Hummer, her school news, about how her teachers were mean bullies. It’s no longer online if it ever was, but if you really really squint you can see that the ‘bullying’ she endured from teachers was that they didn’t have special accommodations prepared for her after her back surgery, because it’s not like it’s super common for students to have a full brace with a rod under their chin to keep them from looking down at the work on their desks. You can also make out on the right hand side that one of her complaints was the special ed teachers believing she was capable of more than she was doing. Yep. In case you had any doubt, this one for real faked retardation to get out of schoolwork and her teachers knew it.
Noodle’s still alive but lives with her terrible abusive parents. Just more confirmation that it’s her parents carting her to all these appointments still. And Andie can still walk.
Still no. Symptoms began 10th grade and that is also when she was “diagnosed” with myopathy after doctor shopping, per dozens of older versions of this story and every scrap of evidence I dug up. If the doctors told her she wouldn’t live this long it’s because she’s been starving herself and keeping herself sick on purpose.
So remember a few posts back, she was saying her mobility has taken a nosedive because of the infections and that’s why she can’t get out of her chair? This one she’s clearly using her walker to get to Starbucks in the snow (peep the silver bar near her elbow). It’s okay the staff at her care home keep her safe!
Dis-ability generally implies there are things you cannot do. People do ask questions, she just ignores them or says they’re harassing her for asking questions like “why can you walk in the snow?”
Good thing I am not on her comments and can use the Retard-word as often as I want, because faking a learning disability is about the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
The home health nurses are not able to get to her to change her dressings because of a snow storm, she says with a cheerful smile and dance.
This is total retcon, lmao. First she says she can’t swallow pills and everything has to be liquid form, which like, ok ana-chan. We haven’t heard about her alleged swallowing issues since the lead up to the marathon. But she goes on a lot of bluster about having a migraine before casually saying she got officially diagnosed with muscular dystrophy in middle school. Do I need to bring up the stacks of receipts where she said it started in her sophomore year of high school and she was “diagnosed” with myopathy? She goes on to say she’s had all these infections, been in hospitals more than she’s been out for the last three years, and will be on antibiotics for life unless they can remove the infected hardware.
MRI results bad. No she won’t tell us what they are. Why does it look like she's stuffing the belly area of her shirts these days? Almost like she has a heat pad or something wrapped around her waist.
She’s been doing singing requests. Click the button. Feel my pain.
Someone asks why the camerawoman sounds like she’s about to drop dead from minor exertion. Andie’s response was “OH YEAH SHE’S GINORMOUSLY FAT AND NEVER MOVES SO THIS IS ME HELPING HER BE LESS FUCKING FAT.” Man you fake being retarded, you can say whatever you want.
She claims she fell and had to get a CT and MRI. Not the results she was hoping for. Whenever one of these girls complains that it’s not what they were hoping for, I assume what they were hoping for was something much worse.
Better crawl up Charli D’amelio’s vagina for comfort. She’s been trying to get a new wheelchair even though her current one is in good working order, because she claims she has some unspecified issues with it due to her disease progression. The real answer is Permobil has much fancier wheelchairs than the one she has, which is already pretty top of the line for a power chair. To put it in more common terms, she has is already a luxury vehicle, but she wants this year’s model with the platinum package. Also lol if the "not what I was hoping for' was she was hoping they'd agree she needed an expensive new chair. She promises to share the full story to Insta but if she ever did, it’s gone now.
Finally on 28 February, after all this time in the Tiktok Gulag, a little sunbeam of Instagram. For Rare Disease Day, Andie again refuses to elaborate on what form of MD she has even after telling us there are many. She has chronic osteomyelitis from the spine infection. And she has EDS. LMAO. Of course she does. They always do.
Hinting that she might have a cardiomyopathy. If she does it’s from starving herself retarded. But the money shot is her fake-struggling to open the toothpaste and put it on the brush because her “fingers curl in” then bracing her arms together and bending forward so she could get her toothbrush to her mouth. LMAO after all those dance videos? Really Andie? REALLY? And then the issue mysteriously vanishes in the next shot when she’s trying to make a big deal of using a button aid.
What’s even funnier is just a few days prior to this she posted a video of her morning routine which included brushing her teeth without issue. And washing her face. And waving, feeding herself, taking her morning medications, and giving us a little thumbs up, and holding her phone at full extension and manipulating the touchscreen controls. Like with the foot-pivot she has no consistency. She does it when she’s consciously thinking about it or trying to make a point out of it, can’t actually conceptualize how such a disability would work in various scenarios so she fakes it poorly even when she’s trying her best, and forgets it entirely when distracted in any
Excruciating back pain. Bike ride. Also LMAO LOOK AT HER WAVING AGAIN. Also interesting that her knee doesn’t swing in from her super weak pelvic girdle while she’s pedaling.
Not one single thing can convince me she’s using her chair to control her laptop with any frequency. This is cool adaptive tech, glad it exists for those who need it, but like Jessica Riley with her Braille larp there’s no way she’s inconveniencing herself like this for anything more than show.
She’s started doing these “day in the life” videos. Her day consisted of going on the trail near her parents’ house. The silver bar and black pad visible next to her are from her walker and she’s sitting on the flip-down seat, proving again that she can totally still get out of the chair and walk when she feels like it. Also giving us the V-sign. Hand contractures who?
Her chin tucked into the cervical collar, my god. I am not at all an equestrian but I watch dressage sometimes and it keeps reminding me of when they keep horses in rollkur.
(Like this, if you’re not into horse ballet. It’s bad for the horse’s spine and limits their vision.)
She thought her yucky wounds were getting better but they’re actually much worse. They’re now worried about sepsis.
So much pain but I said fuck it and danced anyway. Reminding me of Jamie Bruce incessantly dancing on and overstretching her joints so that she'd have no options left except surgery.
She claims she lives off the Starbies drinks and these 80 kcal yogurt cups.
Interesting how her hand issues don’t affect her ability to open zipper bags and stuff socks into them.
MacBook, ipad, daily starbucks drinks.. something is telling me mommy and daddy are abusive until she wants something.
She’s given herself osteopenia and maybe osteoporosis and now she’s trying to get insurance to cover an expensive standing chair for her because of it. We last saw her walking TWO DAYS AGO.
And in this video, you can very clearly tell she is walking right after her damn scan. The point of a standing chair is there is a benefit to standing for all of us, including cardiovascular health, preventing pressure ulcers, and helping bone density. Her bone density isn’t bad because she isn’t bearing weight. She’s doing that all the time. Her bone density is bad because she’s starving herself. (the audio here was removed by Tiktok, not my ineptitude)
Add pretzels to her diet.
Okay so the hand thing is that her fine motor skills are deteriorating from her progressive disease but she doesn’t know how to mimic this so she goes with hand contractures that disappear when she wants to feed herself or do a tiktok dance.
And her back is leaky.
Scans come back with osteopenia still. Home health is concerned with her posterior pus-pocket so she’s getting it checked.
Top comment here gave me a giggle. She has a neurosurgery appointment and doesn’t think they’re going to approve her for the surgery to remove the infected hardware. Also it's not just stuffed shirt. It's this weirdly potbellied look, like she's trying to make it look like she's lost her core tone by bearing down.
“Worked so hard to save for.” What did you do to earn this? Lie about having cancer for tiktok views? Scam people out of donations?
Imagine this creeping down the hallway towards you at night. Slowly, silently, keeping eye contact with you the entire time. You’re welcome.
Still on her walker. Why does she needs a standing chair?
I love the fucking neck thing. Absolutely kills me every time. Like Denae Manchester’s anaphylactic selfies.
Again, when concentrating on trying to use a buttoning aid to prove she’s disabled she forgets the reason she supposedly needs this is her hands don’t work, so her hands work fine.
Oh look, her sped diploma.
Ooh I love when they pretend their handwriting has gone downhill. This is how someone who does not have problems writing writes when they want to pretend they have problems writing.
Where's ya curled in fingers that barely work at?
NO ONE CARES ABOUT OR LOVES ANDIE!!! NO ONE IS HELPING ANDIE!! Well, someone’s taking your ass to medical appointments, Starbucks, and for a walk on the Fanno Creek Trail near your old house nearly every single day and it sounds like it’s your parents. So either they love and care about you or they know you’ll claim they’re abusing you and preventing you from getting medical care if they don’t drive you.
Telling her followers if the infection gets any worse she could die and it will keep getting worse as long as the hardware is in. The surgeon has told her no surgery to remove the hardware because she’s not strong enough.
Terrible pain from wound tracking, but not bad enough to stop her from compulsively exercising off her starbucks drink.
Why does she need a standing chair if she can fucking walk? She can also lift her hands over her head, do jazz hands, all the other things she’s pretending she can’t do when she wants to show off how her motor skills are decaying.
You could have chosen to admit it was all a lie 15 years ago and then you could ride your bike without pain, but something tells me you’d have no interest in biking if you couldn’t use it as part of your disability act. Just like running, dancing, “charity work,” and everything else you’ve done in your pathetic miserable shell of a life.
Neurosurgeon appointment.
Ooh here’s the original article in the Beaverton Hummer, her school news, about how her teachers were mean bullies. It’s no longer online if it ever was, but if you really really squint you can see that the ‘bullying’ she endured from teachers was that they didn’t have special accommodations prepared for her after her back surgery, because it’s not like it’s super common for students to have a full brace with a rod under their chin to keep them from looking down at the work on their desks. You can also make out on the right hand side that one of her complaints was the special ed teachers believing she was capable of more than she was doing. Yep. In case you had any doubt, this one for real faked retardation to get out of schoolwork and her teachers knew it.
Noodle’s still alive but lives with her terrible abusive parents. Just more confirmation that it’s her parents carting her to all these appointments still. And Andie can still walk.
Still no. Symptoms began 10th grade and that is also when she was “diagnosed” with myopathy after doctor shopping, per dozens of older versions of this story and every scrap of evidence I dug up. If the doctors told her she wouldn’t live this long it’s because she’s been starving herself and keeping herself sick on purpose.
She’s perfectly capable of manipulating the sand and the bags it came in. She keeps some of her fingers curled in when she’s concentrating but even then she’s spared the pinch grip between her thumb and index fingers. This is one of the most common factitious contratures. The other? An inward turn of the foot.
Was it me? Because I don’t think you do. I think you’re doing a really hilariously shitty impersonation of someone with fine motor problems and using it to get free shit, exert control over others, get them to care for you like a baby, just like you did with your surrogate mommies in the running club. And I think you have absolutely no clue how badly you give that away.
Almost makes this seem quaint.
We learn from the comments that she moved into the group home around when she was 25. That more-or-less tracks with the 2017 date.
Oh god someone please pay attention to me!!! She got addicted to the engagement she was getting a few months ago and now she’s spiraling without it. It’s an interesting little corner she backed herself into. Before when she got caught faking cancer, she’d delete her entire accounts and everything else she could to hide it. But she got millions of followers on Tiktok so she doesn’t want to just get rid of the account entirely and start from scratch this time because she’s aware that particular lightning is not going to strike twice. Instead she just deleted most of the evidence off the account and continued posting, meaning the audience she has is already aware in the past she was saying she had cancer and is now no longer talking about it at all. If the algo there is anything like Youtube then the subscribers who stopped interacting with her posts are not seeing them anymore so they don’t bother unsubscribing, but it's no appearing in their For You. She’s not getting any new followers or engagement because she’s actively sabotaging it by doing things like turning off duets and blocking people so she doesn’t get called out again.
Lolll so she’s in the car she’s always in with her daily starbies. This time she has Noodle. People want to know how she manages to see Noodle who lives with her horrible abusive monster parents. She says it’s “through a neighbor.” Part of me is saying there’s no way a neighbor is spending hours every day carting Andie around and taking pics of her but then I remembered she talked a bunch of educated people into pushing her in a stroller and hand-feeding her. I guess we can’t totally rule out that some sap believes her abuse stories and stepped in to do whatever she wanted once her parents started setting boundaries. Still way more plausible that her parents are doing everything for her while she’s screaming abuse.
Temu Miss Cleo who will make me care for her like a toddler despite clearly demonstrating that she is able to do these things then accuse me of abuse to an audience of millions at the drop of a hat? Fucking pass.
No, you just told us that your disease progressed so badly that you need help showering and dressing, staff has to get you out of bed, you need a standing wheelchair… But you’re right, you never said specifically that you couldn’t use a walker. You just wanted us to believe that somehow both of these things are true: you are too disabled to take a shit without someone helping you onto the toilet, but you are perfectly capable of zipping down a forest trail with the minimal support of one hand on your walker while the other holds your phone.
Thank you. I won’t.
Aww I just realized her parents put her in fancy PT so she could learn to walk again and she weaponized it into compulsive exercise. It’s like if Ashley Isaacs decided to be a munchie instead of the Lich queen. This was April 2012 and by early 2013 she was already galloping towards skelly.
New wounds, new medication, and oh and someone hurt her and she had to talk to police but she can’t elaborate on that but she can dramatically film herself rubbing her back and giving a sad side-eye.
She now has bandages on her arms. From her shoulders to below her elbow on the left and on her bicep area and forearm on the right. OOH was she doing some deranged BPD shit and needed to be restrained?
Man such a shame about her fine motor skills deteriorating so badly. Her handwriting is basically illegible and I’m not sure what these coloured scribbles are meant to be. I thought one might be a cygnet but no, false alarm.
She might actually have a bruise near her elbow but I don’t see any evidence of bandaging or anything that would require it and this could also just be chafing/darkening from her walker armrests or something.
Oh thank God! Someone got her a toddler toy off her Amazon Wishlist. Surely this will help her preserve what meager motor skills she has and maybe one day she’ll even be able to zipper and buckle things. Once again, her hands are curled in except the thumb and index finger when she’s trying to pretend there’s something wrong with her hands.
I do not have a Tiktok account nor have I ever been near her IRL so I am not the bullies she is speaking of.
The bandages are back but now it’s the same spot on both upper arms and nothing visible where the forearm bandages previously were.
Obligatory “feel bad for me because I wasted the best years of my life playing pretend-sick for internet attention.” No one by her side except whoever is picking her up to take her to Starbucks every single day, the care home staff that has to wait on her while she constantly gives away that she doesn’t actually need their help, her local simps like Brian Hartwig and Kristi with the chin, a neighbor that she claims makes sure she gets time with her doggy, the local media and Tiktok celebrities that carry the torch for her, and an army of children she uses as a shield against “bullies.”
And whoever took her on a little beach day so she could show off how fast and confidently she walks and how she still stand when neither hand is on the walker to support her.
YOU HAD A WHEELCHAIR IN HIGH SCHOOL. We have seen many photos of you in your wheelchair in high school.
Severe spine infection with excruciatingly painful abscesses and hardware that will kill her if it doesn’t come out but haha, funny ticky tok trend! It Was Worth It!
She posts this and tells people to search the title on Youtube to watch. It links to the old xSingingGoddess account from 2010, but this video was only uploaded the same day she posted the TT about it. She’s lounging in her bed so this was before the fusion.
She also posts a clip of the first video on that channel.
This one does not appear in search results even for an exact term search so it’s either been deleted or set to private.
God dammit the neck thing keeps catching me in different ways.
Felt cute might go to ER later idk.
She’s gotten obsessed with slime for some reason and makes a bunch of videos of her playing with it. Here’s one where she makes some from a kit. Do YOU see any fine motor issues? Other than that she braces her one hand with her other when adding soap I don’t even see her trying to pretend she has them.
And this one, where she also says she’s in so much pain and if she can’t get a scan soon she has to go to the ER but still has no problems with anything when she’s occupied by her little slime task.
Based on everything you have said until now, you were told you had a myopathy in 10th grade after a very brief doctor shop aided by your enabling family. In all of your extant social media you have never mentioned having symptoms since childhood or doing any kinds of therapy for them. Once again reports she needs help with all ADLs and can’t even get out of bed unassisted but it was just a few days ago we watched her boogie down the boardwalk with just a walker and she’s perfectly capable of anything else she wants to do.
Aww I love the painface bed videos because you know she’s holding her phone above her head at full extension. I know I’m beating a dead horse but her pathetic attempts to show off her muscle disease are about the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. Look at her pretend she can’t pull the tube meant for toddlers even though she can hold a 24 oz drink to her mouth without issue! Watch her hands suddenly turn into gnarled claws when she tries to fuck with a zipper but not when she colors in her coloring books or fucks with slime! It’s just so stupid.
Speaking of stupid, we last saw her walking a few days ago but she’s been approved to trial a standing chair. Insurance might still deny it based on the fact that her current chair works and oh yeah there’s abundant proof she can stand with no issue and doesn’t need it.
As expected, it’s a totally top-of-the-line Permobil F5 that costs somewhere in the realm of $50,000 USD. Someone says she looks like she’s thriving and NUH UH MY NUTRITION IS SUPER BAD I’M LITERALLY DYING but I’m brave.
Deploy the fucking troops. She is allowed to take the souped up luxury vehicle home and immediately weaponizes her followers, duetting the top Tiktok e-celebs to dance in in it while screaming that it’s not her chair and the insurance company won’t approve it for poor little andie even though it makes all her spine owies go away. If standing is beneficial for your pain, boy do I have great news for you! She does everything she can think of: namedrops Ellen, mentions the abscesses, blatantly lies about not being able to sit up in her old chair anymore, plea for a signal boost so people can see how much better she’s doing. In the comments she says no GFM because she is on disability and if she gets a shitload of donations they’ll take away her tugboat. She has to scam the American taxpayers twice, once by getting disability payments at all and again by making them pay for her new luxury convertible through Medicare!
In the comments people tag Ellen and Mr. Beast, Celine Dion, Steve Harvey, and Rosie O’Donnell while other people ask why she wouldn’t get the equipment if she actually needs it. Because she doesn’t need it, friends. Just a little further, I know you can get there. Even for people who do have major disabilities a standing chair is typically considered a luxury rather than a necessity and Andie keeps proving she can walk just fine with a walker when she wants.
Announces another lump.
Oh I guess she DOES still have AFOs! She just doesn’t use them because they’re uncomfy.
She’s going to prove she needs this chair by showing her PT what a happy clappy dancing idiot she is in it! Then they’ll know this $50k piece of specialty equipment is worth it to make Andie smile (because her new prop might get her a ton of attention!)
She just told us the reason she needs to try with the AFO is her foot is still turning in when she’s standing. Hmm strange. I don’t see it.
Just tons of videos of her dancing in this thing, complete with wardrobe changes. Since it’s all she can think about now all her other alleged problems disappear. Her foot isn’t turning in, her hands are moving just fine. Her little caged squirrel brain is just screaming “wheelchair” over and over.
Sorry for that pesky actually learning disabled person ruining MY special singing moment with her off-key warbling in our group home for people with learning disabilities. Don’t worry, she doesn’t live there anymore.
You’re not shadowbanned, Andie. Your new toy isn’t garnering interest because your tiktok “friends” that supported you during your cancer lies have just watched you delete that and pretend it didn’t happen.
Andie goes to her wound care appointment. If her surgeon won’t see her she’ll have to go to the ER. She tells people the surgeon has “blown her to the curb” because of her nutrition status and multiple other things she won’t discuss. Is it because he knows you’re faking and keeping yourself sick on purpose and that if he does this surgery it’ll never heal and just be a new conduit for gross infections?
She has to go to the ER and doesn’t even know if they can help her. The really terrible thing is she can’t go swimming.
Last summer is when you got caught faking cancer. Again.
ER, they put her in peds. Omg you’d think I was a cancer kid! Haha! It’s either a seroma or an abscess but they won’t know until she gets a CT scan and labs.
A wild Tricia Melland appears! We are on page fifty of my draft, almost 30k words, and we have finally come back to my starting point. I accept donations in the form of affordable Polish vodka and/or lethal injection.
Was it me? Because I don’t think you do. I think you’re doing a really hilariously shitty impersonation of someone with fine motor problems and using it to get free shit, exert control over others, get them to care for you like a baby, just like you did with your surrogate mommies in the running club. And I think you have absolutely no clue how badly you give that away.
Almost makes this seem quaint.
We learn from the comments that she moved into the group home around when she was 25. That more-or-less tracks with the 2017 date.
Oh god someone please pay attention to me!!! She got addicted to the engagement she was getting a few months ago and now she’s spiraling without it. It’s an interesting little corner she backed herself into. Before when she got caught faking cancer, she’d delete her entire accounts and everything else she could to hide it. But she got millions of followers on Tiktok so she doesn’t want to just get rid of the account entirely and start from scratch this time because she’s aware that particular lightning is not going to strike twice. Instead she just deleted most of the evidence off the account and continued posting, meaning the audience she has is already aware in the past she was saying she had cancer and is now no longer talking about it at all. If the algo there is anything like Youtube then the subscribers who stopped interacting with her posts are not seeing them anymore so they don’t bother unsubscribing, but it's no appearing in their For You. She’s not getting any new followers or engagement because she’s actively sabotaging it by doing things like turning off duets and blocking people so she doesn’t get called out again.
Lolll so she’s in the car she’s always in with her daily starbies. This time she has Noodle. People want to know how she manages to see Noodle who lives with her horrible abusive monster parents. She says it’s “through a neighbor.” Part of me is saying there’s no way a neighbor is spending hours every day carting Andie around and taking pics of her but then I remembered she talked a bunch of educated people into pushing her in a stroller and hand-feeding her. I guess we can’t totally rule out that some sap believes her abuse stories and stepped in to do whatever she wanted once her parents started setting boundaries. Still way more plausible that her parents are doing everything for her while she’s screaming abuse.
Temu Miss Cleo who will make me care for her like a toddler despite clearly demonstrating that she is able to do these things then accuse me of abuse to an audience of millions at the drop of a hat? Fucking pass.
No, you just told us that your disease progressed so badly that you need help showering and dressing, staff has to get you out of bed, you need a standing wheelchair… But you’re right, you never said specifically that you couldn’t use a walker. You just wanted us to believe that somehow both of these things are true: you are too disabled to take a shit without someone helping you onto the toilet, but you are perfectly capable of zipping down a forest trail with the minimal support of one hand on your walker while the other holds your phone.
Thank you. I won’t.
Aww I just realized her parents put her in fancy PT so she could learn to walk again and she weaponized it into compulsive exercise. It’s like if Ashley Isaacs decided to be a munchie instead of the Lich queen. This was April 2012 and by early 2013 she was already galloping towards skelly.
New wounds, new medication, and oh and someone hurt her and she had to talk to police but she can’t elaborate on that but she can dramatically film herself rubbing her back and giving a sad side-eye.
She now has bandages on her arms. From her shoulders to below her elbow on the left and on her bicep area and forearm on the right. OOH was she doing some deranged BPD shit and needed to be restrained?
Man such a shame about her fine motor skills deteriorating so badly. Her handwriting is basically illegible and I’m not sure what these coloured scribbles are meant to be. I thought one might be a cygnet but no, false alarm.
She might actually have a bruise near her elbow but I don’t see any evidence of bandaging or anything that would require it and this could also just be chafing/darkening from her walker armrests or something.
Oh thank God! Someone got her a toddler toy off her Amazon Wishlist. Surely this will help her preserve what meager motor skills she has and maybe one day she’ll even be able to zipper and buckle things. Once again, her hands are curled in except the thumb and index finger when she’s trying to pretend there’s something wrong with her hands.
I do not have a Tiktok account nor have I ever been near her IRL so I am not the bullies she is speaking of.
The bandages are back but now it’s the same spot on both upper arms and nothing visible where the forearm bandages previously were.
Obligatory “feel bad for me because I wasted the best years of my life playing pretend-sick for internet attention.” No one by her side except whoever is picking her up to take her to Starbucks every single day, the care home staff that has to wait on her while she constantly gives away that she doesn’t actually need their help, her local simps like Brian Hartwig and Kristi with the chin, a neighbor that she claims makes sure she gets time with her doggy, the local media and Tiktok celebrities that carry the torch for her, and an army of children she uses as a shield against “bullies.”
And whoever took her on a little beach day so she could show off how fast and confidently she walks and how she still stand when neither hand is on the walker to support her.
YOU HAD A WHEELCHAIR IN HIGH SCHOOL. We have seen many photos of you in your wheelchair in high school.
Severe spine infection with excruciatingly painful abscesses and hardware that will kill her if it doesn’t come out but haha, funny ticky tok trend! It Was Worth It!
She posts this and tells people to search the title on Youtube to watch. It links to the old xSingingGoddess account from 2010, but this video was only uploaded the same day she posted the TT about it. She’s lounging in her bed so this was before the fusion.
She also posts a clip of the first video on that channel.
This one does not appear in search results even for an exact term search so it’s either been deleted or set to private.
God dammit the neck thing keeps catching me in different ways.
Felt cute might go to ER later idk.
She’s gotten obsessed with slime for some reason and makes a bunch of videos of her playing with it. Here’s one where she makes some from a kit. Do YOU see any fine motor issues? Other than that she braces her one hand with her other when adding soap I don’t even see her trying to pretend she has them.
And this one, where she also says she’s in so much pain and if she can’t get a scan soon she has to go to the ER but still has no problems with anything when she’s occupied by her little slime task.
Based on everything you have said until now, you were told you had a myopathy in 10th grade after a very brief doctor shop aided by your enabling family. In all of your extant social media you have never mentioned having symptoms since childhood or doing any kinds of therapy for them. Once again reports she needs help with all ADLs and can’t even get out of bed unassisted but it was just a few days ago we watched her boogie down the boardwalk with just a walker and she’s perfectly capable of anything else she wants to do.
Aww I love the painface bed videos because you know she’s holding her phone above her head at full extension. I know I’m beating a dead horse but her pathetic attempts to show off her muscle disease are about the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. Look at her pretend she can’t pull the tube meant for toddlers even though she can hold a 24 oz drink to her mouth without issue! Watch her hands suddenly turn into gnarled claws when she tries to fuck with a zipper but not when she colors in her coloring books or fucks with slime! It’s just so stupid.
Speaking of stupid, we last saw her walking a few days ago but she’s been approved to trial a standing chair. Insurance might still deny it based on the fact that her current chair works and oh yeah there’s abundant proof she can stand with no issue and doesn’t need it.
As expected, it’s a totally top-of-the-line Permobil F5 that costs somewhere in the realm of $50,000 USD. Someone says she looks like she’s thriving and NUH UH MY NUTRITION IS SUPER BAD I’M LITERALLY DYING but I’m brave.
Deploy the fucking troops. She is allowed to take the souped up luxury vehicle home and immediately weaponizes her followers, duetting the top Tiktok e-celebs to dance in in it while screaming that it’s not her chair and the insurance company won’t approve it for poor little andie even though it makes all her spine owies go away. If standing is beneficial for your pain, boy do I have great news for you! She does everything she can think of: namedrops Ellen, mentions the abscesses, blatantly lies about not being able to sit up in her old chair anymore, plea for a signal boost so people can see how much better she’s doing. In the comments she says no GFM because she is on disability and if she gets a shitload of donations they’ll take away her tugboat. She has to scam the American taxpayers twice, once by getting disability payments at all and again by making them pay for her new luxury convertible through Medicare!
In the comments people tag Ellen and Mr. Beast, Celine Dion, Steve Harvey, and Rosie O’Donnell while other people ask why she wouldn’t get the equipment if she actually needs it. Because she doesn’t need it, friends. Just a little further, I know you can get there. Even for people who do have major disabilities a standing chair is typically considered a luxury rather than a necessity and Andie keeps proving she can walk just fine with a walker when she wants.
Announces another lump.
Oh I guess she DOES still have AFOs! She just doesn’t use them because they’re uncomfy.
She’s going to prove she needs this chair by showing her PT what a happy clappy dancing idiot she is in it! Then they’ll know this $50k piece of specialty equipment is worth it to make Andie smile (because her new prop might get her a ton of attention!)
She just told us the reason she needs to try with the AFO is her foot is still turning in when she’s standing. Hmm strange. I don’t see it.
Just tons of videos of her dancing in this thing, complete with wardrobe changes. Since it’s all she can think about now all her other alleged problems disappear. Her foot isn’t turning in, her hands are moving just fine. Her little caged squirrel brain is just screaming “wheelchair” over and over.
Sorry for that pesky actually learning disabled person ruining MY special singing moment with her off-key warbling in our group home for people with learning disabilities. Don’t worry, she doesn’t live there anymore.
You’re not shadowbanned, Andie. Your new toy isn’t garnering interest because your tiktok “friends” that supported you during your cancer lies have just watched you delete that and pretend it didn’t happen.
Andie goes to her wound care appointment. If her surgeon won’t see her she’ll have to go to the ER. She tells people the surgeon has “blown her to the curb” because of her nutrition status and multiple other things she won’t discuss. Is it because he knows you’re faking and keeping yourself sick on purpose and that if he does this surgery it’ll never heal and just be a new conduit for gross infections?
She has to go to the ER and doesn’t even know if they can help her. The really terrible thing is she can’t go swimming.
Last summer is when you got caught faking cancer. Again.
ER, they put her in peds. Omg you’d think I was a cancer kid! Haha! It’s either a seroma or an abscess but they won’t know until she gets a CT scan and labs.
A wild Tricia Melland appears! We are on page fifty of my draft, almost 30k words, and we have finally come back to my starting point. I accept donations in the form of affordable Polish vodka and/or lethal injection.
For the record, no, I had absolutely no fucking clue what kind of rabbithole I was about to fall down when I started this. We haven't even gotten to the real proof, the first-hand accounts, her sisters selling her out, or the part where we learn how she faked being retarded for 30 years.
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I keep having to remind myself she's in her 30s. I can't fathom wasting the prime of my life in this way.
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I NEED the family’s side of the story. I NEED it. I can’t imagine having a family member being this blatant of a liar & publicly accusing you of being toxic.
They must know. I need popcorn.
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This one genuinely baffles and intrigues me. At work, I come across more or less shitty faking of mental ailments on a regular basis. But almost no one goes full retard and those who try are blatantly obvious. How did she pull this off? 30 years means she had to start extremely early as well.