Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[MirnaMinkoff]

He's not, really. I think he's just so cripplingly addicted to online gambling and crack he literally cannot muster the effort to go to a pawn shop and conclude a transaction.

This is what creates the agoraphobia, or whatever you want to call total avoidance of social interaction due to crippling addiction.

At least in olden days crack heads had to be around other crack heads in crack houses. Gamblers had to interact at casinos. Austin gets only the parasocial interaction via streaming, he’s also more addicted to gambling than crack, which is amazing.

Austin is going to become insect like, his brain only processing the crack and the gamba. He’s built his own Skinner box.

 

[break these cuffs]

Not really, the thing is that it doesn't really matter if his chances of winning $100k are 1 in 10000, all he does is gamba, all day, everyday, he'll eventually hit big by virtue of being persistent.

He is also in a really blessed spot, no bills to pay, no rent, basically a paid NEET. He can try over and over and he'll eventually hit but since he is so comfortable that he never needs anything.

Austin is an actual paid neet even discarding the tens of thousands he gets from subs, juicers, etc. Bossmom gives him a daily snack allowance to sit in his room, smoke crack, and gamble all day. He has it worked out where he doesn't even get good boy points, just straight cash. There could be a scientific breakthrough tomorrow that creates a pill which removes all desire to gamble or do drugs. I don't think he'd be able to function as human being with those desires removed. His mind is completely warped.

 

[MadStan]

I know mine isn't a very popular take as there are a lot of people who are extremely superstitious and paranoid about gambling. On stake and bc.game there are no 'algorithms', especially not ones that are able to literally psychologically torture you like some sadistic AI from I have no mouth and I must scream or something.

There might be some small, extremely shady casinos that rig their games, but even then an exit scam is a lot easier and more effective. All the licensed ones that are approved in the EU or whatever never will, without any exaggeration. They'd be retarded to, it's unfathomably profitable to operate a casino, why would the casinos risk something that will either get them into prison or net them astronomically large fines alongside them literally making sure the golden egg laying goose dies as noone wants to play in a demonstrably rigged casino. You really, genuinely have no idea how much money these casinos rake in while they play 100% by the rules, it's insane. It's like as if they played russian roulette for an extra 500 bucks, the risk far outweighs the benefits.

Are casinos extremely unethical and do they prey on people with addictive personalities? Sure, but they do that in a 'fair' way.

But there ARE algorithms. A slot machine or a coin flip play is literally nothing but an algorithm. If you mean some secret rat button someone switches on and off, then sure, there isn't.

The games ARE rigged. That is the entire point of the games - they are literally rigged, which is why playing with a guy on a street corner one read for tails is literally, a better bet.

 

[spastic_bag]

He's referencing what Bossman says, where he literally believes that Eddie will sit there and turn his RNG from good to bad while watching him stream, I guess so he can touch himself while Bossman agonizes on live.

Oh, btw, thanks for the charitable interpretation that made me look like I wasn't just typing out of my ass, but I was, in fact, just typing out of my ass.

That's why I think all electronic forms of gambling are fucking retarded, you can't feel the dice to see if it's tampered with if it's lines of code you will never be able to see and check if it's running in real time.

Yeah I suppose this is how I feel too on some level I can't quite shake off, despite no evidence to support it, and all the rational, plausible explanations.

 

[latinlover]

But there ARE algorithms. A slot machine or a coin flip play is literally nothing but an algorithm. If you mean some secret rat button someone switches on and off, then sure, there isn't.

The games ARE rigged. That is the entire point of the games - they are literally rigged, which is why playing with a guy on a street corner one read for tails is literally, a better bet.

That's not what I meant by algorithms, I meant the secret rat button. Of course there is no 'true' rng involved in these casinos, I don't know much about the tech side of it but there's seeds and shit, but a real dice or coin isn't perfectly symmetric either.

Do you mean rigged as in their rules inherently make you lose? Sure. Are they rigged by them lying about what they are eg. the slot hitting 5 bananas less often than it is written in the manual or heads being 0.5% less likely than tails when you select heads? I don't think so. Playing with a guy on a street corner head or tails is a better bet if the guy offers you 1.99x and above on a win, if he doesn't, it's the same (or worse) than bc.game.

 

[Avenue]

Some clips from the Discord purgatory

Saint Bossman looking for spiritual guidance in his coinflipping crusade.

An anonymous danger appears on monkey (mordern day Omegle).

 

[MadStan]

That's not what I meant by algorithms, I meant the secret rat button. Of course there is no 'true' rng involved in these casinos, I don't know much about the tech side of it but there's seeds and shit, but a real dice or coin isn't perfectly symmetric either.

Do you mean rigged as in their rules inherently make you lose? Sure. Are they rigged by them lying about what they are eg. the slot hitting 5 bananas less often than it is written in the manual or heads being 0.5% less likely than tails when you select heads? I don't think so. Playing with a guy on a street corner head or tails is a better bet if the guy offers you 1.99x and above on a win, if he doesn't, it's the same (or worse) than bc.game.

Then yes, if we are confining it to a secret rat button, then we agree it does not exist.

 

[GET!]

Ranting about nobody helping him after giving away thousands.
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You know, Quasimodo predicted all this...

 

[GenociderSyo]

For those discussing the riggedness of gaming in nj the casinos are forced to write on machines that they limit winnings and bonus features based on amount bet

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Casinos literally tell you, straight up, they give you the odds, and you don't have to be a mathematical genius to plug those odds in. They literally say you will win.

 

[Slur Generator]

They should get him more "free money" to gamble, hes going to give it all back anyway.

 

[lol cow supreme]

thats what happened to his last car no? just ran it into the ground until it was beyond repair

Yes, he blew the motor on his Jeep Liberty that was a hand me down/present from his parents. It was so bad he just listed it on craigslist to have someone come take it. This was May 2023. So he's been without a car since whenever he started gambling and right before we found him. Rat dad probably told him to fix it or get it gone he isnt running a junk yard.

No. Heres an old craigslist ad where he was trying to get someone to haul off his blown up Jeep Liberty. Probably gambled on the oil changes...

https://charlottesville.craigslist.org/cto/d/troy-engine-blown-free-to-whoever-can/7620069634.html

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If you have a way to get old craigslist ads you can probably get his cell.

This really doesnt seem like his pops. I believe his dad had/has a Grand Mariner/Marquis (i forget at this point)

 

[MadStan]

When I had my troubles with casino gambling (many many years past), even fellow gamblers - like myself - were deluded people when confronted with the obviousness of it all. We used to say "It isn't a win until you've let the casino with the cash" because anyone can walk around with a large stack of chips - but it isn't cash until it's cash out the door.

We'd say this all the while walking around with our own stacks listening to a guy brag how he beat the odds. But it didn't really matter about the cash either because we had our ATM cards, credit cards and were only a cab ride away from the Casino anyways. 10 miles. 50 miles., Didn't matter, you were always half an hour away from destroying "your win".

And believe me when I tell you, it would not matter if Austin gave some of the winning to his parents, he would scream, throw tantrums and probably resort to physical violence to get it back to "chase the win". Gamblers lie better than methheads and we'd lie to everyone and anyone by default automatically before we even had time to think.

All the strategies of "buy something when you win, so you can't lose it all!" are all horseshit ideas, they don't pan out and you'll never find an addicted gambler who can show off to you his gold or art collection - the loan shark has it all.

As a gambler having zero in your bank account of wallet isn't rock bottom, there is still a long way to go for Austin to be rock bottom. As a gambler I can tell you as Devito said, there is no winning, only degrees of losing.

 

[BradCarter]

Does his parents actually believe he's gambling with real money or do they assume it's shit like runescape gold? The amount of times he's told them that he just made 50k and it never actually materializing would make me think it's all make believe money.

 

[MadStan]

Does his parents actually believe he's gambling with real money or do they assume it's shit like runescape gold? The amount of times he's told them that he just made 50k and it never actually materializing would make me think it's all make believe money.

They're clued up enough to know it can be as real as anything with the click of a button, transferred to an exchange and converted to cash. So they know it can be as real as a dollar if Austin would ever do it.

But they know it will never happen and if it ever did, he'd lose whatever he converted his cash into. they may not be the brightest lights out there his parents, but they aren't totally dim. They know their child is a total lost cause and they might as well have a kid in an iron lung for all intents and purposes it is about the same level of care and liability.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

they might as well have a kid in an iron lung for all intents and purposes it is about the same level of care and liability.

At least kids in iron lungs don't destroy the walls/doors and shit up the place. I bet his parents rather he had polio.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Honestly, why couldn't he do it? Lmao.
Come-on Null, youd resist the temptation if you ran stake? Fuck with some crack head addict like a kid with a ant and a magnifying glass? Feel like you control the fate of that poor fuck?

The prison experiment showed us that even normies with some authority over others can be horrible beings.

I'll be fucking honest, I wouldn't be able to at least fuck up his winning streak at least once with a single push of a button.

That's why I think all electronic forms of gambling are fucking retarded, you can't feel the dice to see if it's tampered with if it's lines of code you will never be able to see and check if it's running in real time.

The only reason these casinos make money is from people like Austin thinking they can win, if stake fucked one guy over and it was even partially confirmed it would be potentially catastrophic for their “integrity” as a brand. As odd as it sounds they do need some kind of level of trust to operate successfully.

Austin fucks himself over, for evil Eddie, it’s a strange game; the winning move is not to play.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Does his parents actually believe he's gambling with real money or do they assume it's shit like runescape gold? The amount of times he's told them that he just made 50k and it never actually materializing would make me think it's all make believe money.

I think his parents definitely know it's real money. We have audio of Austin calling his mommy after he got up fat and she said "don't lose it all again, Austin." And Austin quoted Ratdad as saying "that's a lot of money to lose," when telling him about his $38k win. The gambling has just never dipped into their own money so far, outside of Austin's expense, so it seems like they're not going to do anything until it directly affects them.

 

[postfeetpls]

This is insanity. Last I checked there was some discord proxy stream going on with the Boss at 0. Less than 24h later he's already won and lost $78,000. Again. Life-changing money literally in his wallet, within an arms length.

He could fix his door and hire a wagie to come clean the byre he's living in for less than the price of a coinflip. And all the crack he could get for like 2k? Unbelievable. I'm watching it and I have hard time wrapping my head around it.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Bossman not getting a car is an act of mercy on his part, if you think about it. Our mothers would be even less safe if he pulled up with a pussy magnet whip