Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ducktales4gameboy]

How many suicide jokes would we get if Nick talked about Robin Williams?

I'm almost positive he did one during the last stream, athough I don't have a specific timestamp.

So, out of curiosity, if tomorrow Nick quits drinking (and assuming he survived withdraw and DTs) and makes a return to actually covering law and stuff he used to, do you think he'd be able to recover his lost audience? Perhaps even return to being somewhat entertaining?

Doubtful. A lot of the cows I can think of who actually managed to pull up are still defined by the dumb shit they did during their cow era (Tim Buckley and loss.jpg being a good example). Nick's never going to escape the balldo. Once you put on the balldo, the balldo does not come off.

 

[daffodils]

Locals is starting to notice things:

Good old Still-Life comes to the rescue:

 

[Captain Manning]

Good old Still-Life comes to the rescue:

Still-Life's avatar is... interesting. Anybody else noticed that?

 

[Sharpeteer]

So, out of curiosity, if tomorrow Nick quits drinking (and assuming he survived withdraw and DTs) and makes a return to actually covering law and stuff he used to, do you think he'd be able to recover his lost audience? Perhaps even return to being somewhat entertaining?

I'm never going back. I can't even rewatch the DSP bankruptcy stuff he did, which were my favorites from him, and would fairly often get replayed on long drives, because he's retroactively ruined them on purpose by making everything age like him. Even if he legitimately turned it all around, quit driving drunk, quit being a totally-not-pedo and refusing to just say stuff with kids is inexcusable, learn how to tell a joke, and actually learn a thing or two about law, all I would say is I'm happy that his kids won't have to go through this anymore.

I've already seen everything I need to see. This guy committed terrible acts that put others lives in danger, and he told his audience how he really feels and what he really thinks. I've seen all I need to. Any attempt to backpedal now I will only assume is in bad faith to try and get people back. He's too late.

Still-Life's avatar is... interesting. Anybody else noticed that?

GLOWIE.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

It’s mostly Metokur reacting to how stupid it is. I believe Metokur saying Balldo and Pippa saying Balldo got included in an ad which Pippa’s company threatened legal action over.

The video of Null finding out about this live on MATI months later is excellent.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If s making the money he was I would have a decked out office with its own refrigerator and self-controlled air conditioning. He doesn't even have a finished ceiling. Sad.

Small correction: he did have a mini-split put in in late 2022 or 2023. It only took 4-5 years of him bitching about the heat.

EDIT: Also, his total chat dono take was about $2,000 for the entire month of April. I think @Sharpeteer is the one that posts the spreadsheets at the beginning of every month.

It is @Neetorino

Ok, I don't get why he is called baldo.
Is that a reference to the dog or that he is getting bald?

Well, I got to learn what balldo was.
That is just….. eeewww.

I just witnessed a full 3 act Tradgedy in 2 posts.

Opening, Conflict, Resolution, Despair.

So, out of curiosity, if tomorrow Nick quits drinking (and assuming he survived withdraw and DTs) and makes a return to actually covering law and stuff he used to, do you think he'd be able to recover his lost audience? Perhaps even return to being somewhat entertaining?

Others have said it, but he has poisoned the well on his old audience. He wouls have to start from scratch without the luck he got with Vic, Rittenhouse, AND Depp.

If, for example, he goes back to covering trials, he would be covering them alone.

I think that is what demotivates him: having to WORK to be entertaining and not having passive income while the panel carries his show.

well if he did get his act together then i imagine a lot of those people will be more than willing to welcome him back into the fold
a lot of them got their start because of him, and his name still carries some weight because of that

Lol! No.

Doubtful. A lot of the cows I can think of who actually managed to pull up are still defined by the dumb shit they did during their cow era (Tim Buckley and loss.jpg being a good example). Nick's never going to escape the balldo. Once you put on the balldo

'I was out gathering boulders with my son.'

Still-Life's avatar is... interesting. Anybody else noticed that?

It is a stylised woodpecker. I am not sure what else you may see.

 

[Oxyjen]

Ok, I don't get why he is called baldo.
Is that a reference to the dog or that he is getting bald?

Oh, jesus, that’s so wholesome. I envy your naivety.

 

[Captain Manning]

GLOWIE.

There's been a couple of interesting theories about him. Including that he's a current or former Kiwi, and that he's been running one big false flag this whole time meant to drive people out of Nick's Locals, or get it shut down.

That would take a LOT of fucking dedication though. He's been at it for a long time now.

It is @Neetorino

God damn it. Sorry @Neetorino. Your spreadsheets are super useful. I should have gotten that right. Edited my previous post.

 

[Neetorino]

It is @Neetorino

God damn it. Sorry @Neetorino. Your spreadsheets are super useful. I should have gotten that right. Edited my previous post.

I appreciate the record being corrected lmao. The reports only come out once a month so it's easy to forget who does them. Besides it's a group effort. @Potatoherder does the hard work of leaving their computer running with the logger and I just throw the numbers in a spreadsheet.

 

[AnOminous]

Until there is enough going on that these retards stop getting sidetracked with talks about pets talking, tripods, cooking, etc then the idea shouldn't even be a blip on anyone's radar.

I almost think Nick has had a "scared straight" effect on other LawTubers. They've just looked at him and decided to straighten up their acts lest they end up like Nick.

I imagine his smells like BO, hair gel, and a bar floor.

I imagine it smells like lube, but not gun lube. Whatever you'd use with a Balldo.

So, out of curiosity, if tomorrow Nick quits drinking (and assuming he survived withdraw and DTs) and makes a return to actually covering law and stuff he used to, do you think he'd be able to recover his lost audience?

I think his old audience is entirely done with him. His behavior has been beyond the pale and absolutely unforgivable. He lied to everyone about everything. There's really no reclaiming his skeleton of a reputation.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Neither April Imholte nor her lawyer bothered turning up to court after they both failed to appear at a pre-trial hearing. There was a 10-day grace period to explain the exigent circumstances, such as her lawyer's alleged illness, which justified the failure to appear.

As a result, the case is over and she has 30 days to pay.



Another excellent job by lead attorney Nicholas Robert Rekieta:

 

[AnOminous]

There's been a couple of interesting theories about him. Including that he's a current or former Kiwi, and that he's been running one big false flag this whole time meant to drive people out of Nick's Locals, or get it shut down.

Locals has to have the shittiest moderation in all of history considering that absolute faggot can make death threats, rape threats, terrorist threats and literally commit felonies 24/7 and those fucking retards don't do jack shit.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Neither April Imholte nor her lawyer bothered turning up to court after they both failed to appear at a pre-trial hearing. There was a 10-day grace period to explain the exigent circumstances, such as her lawyer's alleged illness, which justified the failure to appear.

As a result, the case is over and she has 30 days to pay.

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Another excellent job by lead attorney Nicholas Robert Rekieta:

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Fucking amazing. I look forward to April being put in jail after Nick tells her not to pay the fine. All those jokes about her getting the death penalty because Nick is involved in the case are looking more accurate.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Neither April Imholte nor her lawyer bothered turning up to court after they both failed to appear at a pre-trial hearing. There was a 10-day grace period to explain the exigent circumstances, such as her lawyer's alleged illness, which justified the failure to appear.

As a result, the case is over and she has 30 days to pay.

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Another excellent job by lead attorney Nicholas Robert Rekieta:

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STILL a non-practicing lawyer.

Nick Rekieta, why are you so fucking bad at everything.

You can't lie well.
You can't tell a joke.
You can't say kid-inappropriate stuff is wrong without a bunch of asterisks.
You can't handle money.
You can't pick out a decent painting/art piece.
You can't keep a friend.
You can't put the bottle down.
You can't drive sober.
You can't feed your kids.
You can't do the one thing you went to school for.

You are a failure.

 

[Captain Manning]

Neither April Imholte nor her lawyer bothered turning up to court after they both failed to appear at a pre-trial hearing. There was a 10-day grace period to explain the exigent circumstances, such as her lawyer's alleged illness, which justified the failure to appear.

As a result, the case is over and she has 30 days to pay.

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Another excellent job by lead attorney Nicholas Robert Rekieta:

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I kinda feel like he should pay this.

OTOH, I really don't think she was gonna win (not even with a good attorney) and it's her speeding. So maybe it's more reasonable to cover the court fees tacked on, and/or the difference between this and whatever he might have reasonably gotten the ticket knocked down to.

Locals has to have the shittiest moderation in all of history considering that absolute faggot can make death threats, rape threats, terrorist threats and literally commit felonies 24/7 and those fucking retards don't do jack shit.

Locals has banned him a lot, actually. They do it at the credit card level. He keeps getting new credit/debit cards.

What's interesting is I don't think Nick has ever made any effort to do it on his side. I don't think he's ever criticized SL, or asked him to stop. The reason for this seems to be that Nick is Mr. Freeze Peach, unless you're criticizing him. SL spends a lot of time threatening/wishing Nick's internal critics with death. I think, in a way, this thing with SL has been an interesting window into how messed up Nick's mind is. One of many windows.

 

[Train Lover 2000]

Neither April Imholte nor her lawyer bothered turning up to court after they both failed to appear at a pre-trial hearing. There was a 10-day grace period to explain the exigent circumstances, such as her lawyer's alleged illness, which justified the failure to appear.

As a result, the case is over and she has 30 days to pay.

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Another excellent job by lead attorney Nicholas Robert Rekieta:

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He wants to transition from non-practicing lawyer to malpracticing lawyer.

 

[Kopasea]

The reason for this seems to be that Nick is Mr. Freeze Peach, unless you're criticizing him.

You mean "harming his business"

 

[AnOminous]

Another excellent job by lead attorney Nicholas Robert Rekieta:

Great jerb to the drunken, drug-addled Balldo Pope. Truly awesome performance. The public is amazed at your acumen you fucking retard.

How EMBARRASSING to be a law pontiff too fucking incompetent to handle a traffic ticket.

 

[Captain Manning]

You mean "harming his business"

The funny thing is, second to Nick himself (obviously), SL seems to be doing a fine job hurting Nick's Locals business.

I have heard a number of people now, that were in there, saying how they felt the need to get the fuck out of there because of that guy.

But Nick doesn't get that. He mostly saves his ire for, and blames his failure on, people criticizing him for one reason or another.

Great jerb to the drunken, drug-addled Balldo Pope. Truly awesome performance. The public is amazed at your acumen you fucking retard.

How EMBARRASSING to be a law pontiff too fucking incompetent to handle a traffic ticket.

Okay... but...

Hear me out...

Have you considered the possibility that Nick was asked to handle this ticket in a "faggy manner"?

 

[Foltest]

I wish I could go back to before I knew about Baldo.
Why the fuck Nick?!, you degenerate fuck!