Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Space Pope]

I kinda feel like he should pay this.

This got my noggin joggin and I remembered how this faggot bought 50 Twitch subs for Duncan MacLeod, that Keffals, HRT and pedo defending homo, because he wanted to make some drunken point about how much better he was. If he can throw away money for such stupid reasons, I would hope he would take responsibility for fuck ups that involve supposed friends.

 

[AnOminous]

This got my noggin joggin and I remembered how this faggot bought 50 Twitch subs for Duncan MacLeod, that Keffals, HRT and pedo defending homo, because he wanted to make some drunken point about how much better he was. If he can throw away money for such stupid reasons, I would hope he would take responsibility for fuck ups that involve supposed friends.

At this point, if you retain Balldo Man as a "lawyer" you get what you fucking deserve. Who would hire this retard who can't even handle a traffic ticket?

Remember even Kevin LanDUI actually showed up.

 

[Oxyjen]

Why would you waste time and money hiring a lawyer and going to court to avoid a $130 fine anyway. What am I missing?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Locals has to have the shittiest moderation in all of history considering that absolute faggot can make death threats, rape threats, terrorist threats and literally commit felonies 24/7 and those fucking retards don't do jack shit.

don't think he's ever criticized SL, or asked him to stop.

He has said that he is being 'weird' or some other soft critique like, 'Why do you need to day thr n-word so many times?'

LOCALS banned his credit and debit cards amd his account 4-5 times (recorded in one of my logs from Panoptes) and he buys disposable gift cards to pay his subscription.

I have heard a number of people now, that were in there, saying how they felt the need to get the fuck out of there because of that guy.

Yes. He has made threats about identifiable people. This is the audience Nick wanted--or perhaps more accurately, could not be bothered to engage or moderate properly.

How you considered the possibility that Nick was asked to handle this ticket in a "faggy manner"?

One laughed aloud.

 

[Sharpeteer]

and he buys disposable gift cards to pay his subscription.

Hahaha. That is so fantastic.

 

[Anticipointment]

Yeah, one of his streams last week had that Nicklovesfreespeech guy accounting for like 40% of his superchats. He kept feeding him superchats at $5 a pop to keep Nick sperging over Montagraph.

Nick seems to think that IS Montagraph. I dunno if that's true, but it would be kinda funny if it were. Doubly funny if the things Nick said in response to those superchats were used against him in Monty's case.

Not sure why Nick thinks the freezepeach guy is Monty because weren’t they complaining about Richardoteam getting banned? Like the freezepeach account is the new account of Richardoteam?

Regardless, doubt that either is Monty because he has never been shy to make comments under his own account, or at the very least, an account that is clearly him. One would think he’d not say anything when involved in a lawsuit but he’s tweeted & talked in livestreams about the case & about Nick (although no where near on the unhinged level of Nick), so no reason he’d not superchat. He has done it under his own account name in the semi-recent past too, but only a dollar or two, not $5.

Also, if it were Monty, he would set Nick straight on certain facts, such as he’s never “lost” a lawsuit regarding him being a pedo, as Nick stupidly keeps repeating.

As an aside, this might be retarded, but typing out “Richardoteam”, something struck me. Nick always reads out “Richard O. team” but is it supposed to be “Ricardo team”? And if so, where is Romaine team?

 

[AnOminous]

Why would you waste time and money hiring a lawyer and going to court to avoid a $130 fine anyway. What am I missing?

Speaking for me, I always show up to this kind of thing because something like half the time it gets thrown out because the cop just straight doesn't show. I'd also show for a points offense and try to plead it to something with no points. And if, in the unlikely event I have actual evidence the ticket is bunk, then I can give that a shot.

I have zero idea why Nickhole would do something that only made him look like a completely incompetent dumbfuck. He is more of a fuckup than Russell Greer at this point. I think even Greer could handle a traffic ticket.

Nick, though? He is a colossal fuckup, an absolute loser and a failure, and can't even do the most basic task correctly. He is a goddamn retard, a malpractitioner of law, and should have his license yanked because anyone represented by him in anything actually serious would be at serious risk of harm to their life and liberty, thanks to this phenonenal douche-canoe's complete incompetence.

 

[Captain Manning]

Fucking amazing. I look forward to April being put in jail after Nick tells her not to pay the fine.

"Look, April, I know I didn't show up for court, and I know I told you not to pay the ticket, and I KNOW you now have a suspended license. But that's okay. I can fix this. I am a super lawyer. Just take the license plate off your truck and put this on instead."



(This is a joke, but I could actually see Nick becoming so defiant and unhinged someday that he goes go full SovCit).

At this point, if you retain Balldo Man as a "lawyer" you get what you fucking deserve. Who would hire this retard who can't even handle a traffic ticket?

It's worse than that. I would bet anything he agreed to do this pro bono. What he just proved is you wouldn't even want him for free.

If you have a choice between a free representation from Nick, or representing yourself, for fuck's sake, chose the latter.

 

[CarlKingofDucks]

Amazing how this guy went from depp millions to whatever he is now lol

 

[AnOminous]

I wish I could go back to before I knew about Baldo.
Why the fuck Nick?!, you degenerate fuck!

You now have two parts to your life. The innocent part, where you had never heard of a Balldo, and now the ruined part, where you're all too aware of its existence.

LOCALS banned his credit and debit cards amd his account 4-5 times (recorded in one of my logs from Panoptes) and he buys disposable gift cards to pay his subscription.

And it's usually months between them banning even though this dipshit is immediately back fedposting minutes later. How the fuck hard is it just to click him the fuck off the site the moment he starts up again?

If you have a choice between a free representation from Nick, or representing yourself, for fuck's sake, chose the latter.

If you have a choice between being represented by Nickhole or just getting the gas chamber, suck it up. He'd somehow get you something worse.

 

[Canoodler]

If you have a choice between being represented by Nickhole or just getting the gas chamber, suck it up. He'd somehow get you something worse.

You could go to court for a parking ticket and Balldo would find a way make you end up on death row.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

No. Nick killed his family. The ceiling cats made him do it. The older kids managed to mortally wound Nick before he killed them. But the ceiling cats revived him. The cats are keeping Nick "alive" to torment him.

I can't wait for the Silent Hill x Rekieta Law crossover special where it's revealed the Ceiling Cats were his starving children pawing for food this entire time.

On a side note, can someone put Komm Susser Todd over his Dear John soliloquy?

Neither April Imholte nor her lawyer bothered turning up to court after they both failed to appear at a pre-trial hearing. There was a 10-day grace period to explain the exigent circumstances, such as her lawyer's alleged illness, which justified the failure to appear.

As a result, the case is over and she has 30 days to pay.

Well, I guess there's only one thing left to say.

How embarrassing.

 

[Captain Manning]

If you have a choice between being represented by Nickhole or just getting the gas chamber, suck it up. He'd somehow get you something worse.

You would still be sentenced to death, but because Nick was your attorney, the government feels it has no choice but to reimplement hanged, drawn and quartered as an execution method.

 

[Sharpeteer]

You would still be sentenced to death, but because Nick was your attorney, the government feels it has no choice but to reimplement hanged, drawn and quartered as an execution method.

The government knows they're going to have to waste a bunch of time, paper and man hours all for nothing once they see Nick is the attorney, because they know he won't show. So they choose the worst death they can think of for the defendant.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This got my noggin joggin and I remembered how this faggot bought 50 Twitch subs for Duncan MacLeod, that Keffals, HRT and pedo defending homo, because he wanted to make some drunken point about how much better he was. If he can throw away money for such stupid reasons, I would hope he would take responsibility for fuck ups that involve supposed friends.

Duncan had more principles than Balldo and refunded it.

Not sure why Nick thinks the freezepeach guy is Monty because weren’t they complaining about Richardoteam getting banned? Like the freezepeach account is the new account of Richardoteam?

Regardless, doubt that either is Monty because he has never been shy to make comments under his own account, or at the very least, an account that is clearly him. One would think he’d not say anything when involved in a lawsuit but he’s tweeted & talked in livestreams about the case & about Nick (although no where near on the unhinged level of Nick), so no reason he’d not superchat. He has done it under his own account name in the semi-recent past too, but only a dollar or two, not $5.

Also, if it were Monty, he would set Nick straight on certain facts, such as he’s never “lost” a lawsuit regarding him being a pedo, as Nick stupidly keeps repeating.

As an aside, this might be retarded, but typing out “Richardoteam”, something struck me. Nick always reads out “Richard O. team” but is it supposed to be “Ricardo team”? And if so, where is Romaine team?

Hammers and nails; Lolcows and detractors...

You see it with BMJ and his RATS! Ethan Ralph and the AYYYYYYLAWGS! DSP and his haters. Common cow L.

And it's usually months between them banning even though this dipshit is immediately back fedposting minutes later. How the fuck hard is it just to click him the fuck off the site the

I have reason to believe that the LOCALS crew wanted nothing to do with the chat. You can see it in the few rimes the jewish QC person was present. Hell, the parent company doesn't want Nick around and let his contract lapse.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

The idea of anyone harming Nick's business is hilarious when Nick himself has made certain that if he ever had to work as a real lawyer and not just sit around at his Potemkin small law firm, he will never be hired by any serious firm. "Mr. Rekieta? Hi, I'm David Goldfarb, and these are my partners Irv Ratner and Morrie Beakman. Thank you for coming. I'd like to get right down to brass tacks. We've heard of you. You're the grave desecration dildo lawyer. Unfortunately, a specialist in that sort of law isn't what we're currently looking for at Goldfarb, Ratner & Beakman."

 

[AnOminous]

The idea of anyone harming Nick's business is hilarious when Nick himself has made certain that if he ever had to work as a real lawyer and not just sit around at his Potemkin small law firm, he will never be hired by any serious firm. "Mr. Rekieta? Hi, I'm David Goldfarb, and these are my partners Irv Ratner and Morrie Beakman. Thank you for coming. I'd like to get right down to brass tacks. We've heard of you. You're the grave desecration dildo lawyer. Unfortunately, a specialist in that sort of law isn't what we're currently looking for at Goldfarb, Ratner & Beakman."

"Also aren't you a non-practicing lawyer? Wasn't your last case a traffic ticket and you were too drunk to show up for even that?"

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

What's interesting is I don't think Nick has ever made any effort to do it on his side. I don't think he's ever criticized SL, or asked him to stop. The reason for this seems to be that Nick is Mr. Freeze Peach, unless you're criticizing him.

Locals is starting to notice things:

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Good old Still-Life comes to the rescue:

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There's been a couple of interesting theories about him. Including that he's a current or former Kiwi, and that he's been running one big false flag this whole time meant to drive people out of Nick's Locals, or get it shut down.

That would take a LOT of fucking dedication though. He's been at it for a long time now.

Tin-foil hat theory: Still-Life is Nick’s alt account so he has an outlet to openly keep abusing his few remaining fans.

Neither April Imholte nor her lawyer bothered turning up to court after they both failed to appear at a pre-trial hearing. There was a 10-day grace period to explain the exigent circumstances, such as her lawyer's alleged illness, which justified the failure to appear.

As a result, the case is over and she has 30 days to pay.

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Another excellent job by lead attorney Nicholas Robert Rekieta:

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Was the fine originally $130. Surely there has to be some sort of financial penalty for wasting the court’s time?

 

[Not Who You Think]

I wish I could go back to before I knew about Baldo.
Why the fuck Nick?!, you degenerate fuck!

You have my sympathies:

 

[Oxyjen]

"Mr. Rekieta? Hi, I'm David Goldfarb, and these are my partners Irv Ratner and Morrie Beakman. Thank you for coming. I'd like to get right down to brass tacks. We've heard of you. You're the grave desecration dildo lawyer. Unfortunately, a specialist in that sort of law is exactly what we’re looking for at the moment. When can you start?."

Even worse.