DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DuckSucker]

This is beyond desperate. He seriously thinks this isn't begging? Because it sounds like it to me. He's begging people to watch his shit so he doesn't have to go out into the real world and get a real job. Probably because he knows people like PDP don't have to work another day in their life due to being a Youtuber.

His deal is that, either consciously or not, he knows that he is shit at interacting with other people. He knows he cant get a job. He is aware that his life is enough of a trainwreck that youtube is really all hes got.

Lots of people, especially the starbucks/apple crowd.
Evian's biggest market is likely the US and there is a lot of other imported water on sale (including A E S T H E T I C F I J I W A T E R )

I always thought bottled water was actually just a convenience product (or something kind of like paying to use the bathroom, in America it's uncommon but a lot of foreign countries and especially tourist-y areas do this), or something you buy to put in your bugout bag if you live in an area that is prone to hurricanes or something where you might need access to clean water and there is no other source. And that the "premium" water is more of a meta-capitalism thing where people with too much money are conditioned into automatically assuming "higher cost==higher quality" and buy it without thinking.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Phil did sort of address the slow beef video. In his chat he said something like "I don't respond to slanderous videos" even though the whole reason Slow beef made the new video was because Phil slander him. When videos get made with good points and facts phil usually doesn't respond.

And those wondering if phil deserves to fail. Rememeber this, John Rambo and huge part of Phil's early success used to drive an hour to help phil with co op and drive phil to conventions. How much did phil pay Rambo? 100 bucks, which gets cut in half when you factor in Rambo's gas used.

 

[Mr. Idiot]

Didn't manage to catch up with this in a while, but damn is this shit gold. He's seriously panicking and crying wolf about the inevitible that anyone with common sense saw coming a long time ago: That his attitude and poor life spendings will ultimately come bite him in the ass, and hard.

The only thing I'm sort of impressed with by DSP is that no matter how deep he digs himself in trouble, he'll never take responsibility or initiative to improve for the better.

To sum it up: Betrayed and drove away the only few legitimate friends he ever had with his obssessions for money and attention.

He has a girlfriend who's about nearly a generation younger than he is and he can't catch onto why she's infamously referred to as his daughter.

Made his own stupid financial decisions to move somewhere more expensive, and that taking into account his merch-focussed spendings and his demand for lavish hotels and expensive food. And him sitting on his ass continuing that and begging 24/7 makes him seriously think that's going to change anything for the better?

I'm just surprised that at this point, his parents didn't step in and confiscate his creditcards and locked down his Patreon. Or how they still support him willingly with getting shit done around the house when he's a adult himself and called them 'fucking stupid' for the internet to hear when they didn't get him his toy.

Essentially, Phil is a trainwreck beyond his shit gaming abilities. He bites every hand that tries to help him for the better, yet he expects people to wipe his ass and do everything for them. If he'll make it to 2017, it sure will be a interesting year for his detractors to see how desperate he'll truly get.

 

[Cubanodun]

Short version of the pre-stream:

I love how he sounds so doubtful, check everytime he mentions his channel or people liking his content it always ended in ,"right??"

 

[BrunoMattei]

 

[ZehnBoat]

does phil rock in place when he monologues?
because the audio of his voice sounds like this

 

[ForTheHoard]

I see why he's mad. When someone is looking for a TIHYDP and accidently clicks on one of his videos, it doesn't improve his standings in search results...

 

[Keystone]

does phil rock in place when he monologues?
because the audio of his voice sounds like this

Kind of, yeah. If you watch some of his "VEELAGH" videos (muted of course) you can see him bouncing and flopping all over the place while dithering on. He probably does that even when the camera is off.

 

[Shizuka]

does phil rock in place when he monologues?
because the audio of his voice sounds like this

He always does that.

 

[Dragoonism]

His deal is that, either consciously or not, he knows that he is shit at interacting with other people. He knows he cant get a job. He is aware that his life is enough of a trainwreck that youtube is really all hes got.

The thing isn't that he can't get a job, it is not going to be the job he wants or expects himself to be entitled to, if he was going to look for a job, he would look for job it most likely would be at a large coperation and as a department or division manager of atleast or at worst team leader on a high valued project.

Rather than looking for more suitable jobs such as ordinary store clerk and work himself up while doing YT at the side. However i have a hard time seeing him as a store clerk, he most likely would apply for work in game or tech stores and have a melt down when young kids come in and know more about the stuff than he does.

I remember how he claimed that there weren't any jobs that he could apply to while living in CT, the old KWO channel had a video on it, were he made up a term as a way if trying to prove why he couldnt look for a job.

does phil rock in place when he monologues?
because the audio of his voice sounds like this

He does, watch his vlogs or when he play with face cam and you will see how he rock back and forth.

How about doing something that is worth donating more money to?

 

[Adamska]

However i have a hard time seeing him as a store clerk, he most likely would apply for work in game or tech stores and have a melt down when young kids come in and know more about the stuff than he does.

He was fired at Best Buy since he abused his employee discount privileges purely for his own gain like the worthless sack of shit he is. That is what I would expect in terms of why he'd get shitcanned as a clerk in any new job he accidentally lands; his cockroach habits are just too strong.

 

[Diablo Griffin]

Short version of the pre-stream:

If you listen closely after he says "mah views are down" around 2:05, you can hear Phil taking a deep, quivering breath. It sounds like the kind of breathing people do when they're crying. Phil is the KingOfCrybabiesHD after all, so I wouldn't be surprised if he truly was crying in that pre-stream.

 

[Dragoonism]

He was fired at Best Buy since he abused his employee discount privileges purely for his own gain like the worthless sack of shit he is. That is what I would expect in terms of why he'd get shitcanned as a clerk in any new job he accidentally lands; his cockroach habits are just too strong.

In return he filed a lawsuit against them, which he won, think Buck Bumble have posted links about it here, but i can still see him as a clerk, for a short while until said event happens.

If he ever became a store clerk and he kept his YT channel, i can imagine the vlogs he would do about the customers he had to deal with.

 

[UncleTusky]

In return he filed a lawsuit against them, which he won, think Buck Bumble have posted links about it here, but i can still see him as a clerk, for a short while until said event happens.

@Buck Bumble hasn't posted links to it in this thread so far as I can remember and when I looked up "Phil Burnell" in court records, it came up empty. I'm not saying it's impossible, just really unlikely.

 

[Dragoonism]

@Buck Bumble hasn't posted links to it in this thread so far as I can remember and when I looked up "Phil Burnell" in court records, it came up empty. I'm not saying it's impossible, just really unlikely.

I might mix up who posted the info, but im pretty sure someone did post it here. Atleast i know i read somewhere that he won it.

 

[Buck Bumble]

@Buck Bumble hasn't posted links to it in this thread so far as I can remember and when I looked up "Phil Burnell" in court records, it came up empty. I'm not saying it's impossible, just really unlikely.

I don't quite remember a lawsuit, but I think he mentioned in a now-login-locked SRK thread that he filed for unemployment benefits and wrongful termination.

 

[UncleTusky]

I don't quite remember a lawsuit, but I think he mentioned in a now-login-locked SRK thread that he filed for unemployment benefits and wrongful termination.

I'm calling bullshit. Lawyers are very expensive, and by Phil's own admission all his money was going to FGC related costs at the time. No way he could afford it, and I don't think his dad would've funded an obviously bogus lawsuit (he's probably been in the working world long enough to know what is and isn't wrongful termination). I believe he might've been angry at Best Buy and wanted to sue them, but he never went through with it.

 

[Freshtodeath]

For anyone that isn't aware, this is reason phil has survived so long. He said he changes his credit cards before interest kicks in so essentially he pays for debt with more debt? I try to keep my credit card low on debt so I don't really know. Eventually you'd think the bank or someone would stop him.

 

[Buck Bumble]

I'm calling bullshit. Lawyers are very expensive, and by Phil's own admission all his money was going to FGC related costs at the time. No way he could afford it, and I don't think his dad would've funded an obviously bogus lawsuit (he's probably been in the working world long enough to know what is and isn't wrongful termination). I believe he might've been angry at Best Buy and wanted to sue them, but he never went through with it.

It's not login locked.

http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/1097270/#Comment_1097270

http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/1143935/#Comment_1143935

The top link is the first mention of it. The second link is him saying that unemployment court ruled in favor of him, and the attachment is an image of the relevant text (as well as the post he quoted) from the second link. Granted, these are *his* claims and DSP doesn't exactly have the best track record with that. In other words:

Note about SRK: It represents banned users under the 'System' account but doesn't edit quote replies to match, so users who quoted him at the time are still shown to have been quoting him, if that makes any sense.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

For anyone that isn't aware, this is reason phil has survived so long. He said he changes his credit cards before interest kicks in so essentially he pays for debt with more debt? I try to keep my credit card low on debt so I don't really know. Eventually you'd think the bank or someone would stop him.

Must be some bugged debt mechanics dood, nothing he could have done!