Canada is a failed state

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

pffft as if the national parks aren't already filled to the brink with Chink tourists

Try getting into Banff, I dare you. It's wall to wall Chink, you can't even hear a word of English being spoken it's all bang yang chicka yong.

Banff, despite its relatively clean air, still can't process the unnatural odor that is pajeet.

 

[Local Fed]

@Lord Xenu all of the Big 5 banks (for non-Canadians in this thread, those are: BMO, CIBC, RBC, ScotiaBank, and TD) are like this now. Pandering to "newcomers" is their bread and butter.

I noticed this quite some time ago how if you go to any of their websites they're even worse than cable TV when it comes to presenting the country's demographics. Like how if your only concept of the world came through cable TV and its ads, you'd think that 50% of couples under the age of 75 are black guys with white women, if you did this with the websites for the Big 5 banks you'd think the country was something like 30% black, 30% Arab/Indian and 25% East Asian. The remaining percentage, being white people, will have a median age of 67 and will represent 95% of the LGBTQ representation.)

Just checked the sites again to see if my noticoooor abilities are up to snuff (they are) and the first person/people I saw were:

• BMO (black guy doing a pose flexing his arms)
• CIBC (black guy sitting with his dogs while on his laptop)
• RBC (Asian woman talking to an Indian guy; can only see the back of the latter's head)
• ScotiaBank (Indian guy)
• TD (white? woman covering her face with her hand; scroll down to an Indian guy and they're advertising to newcomers)

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

HOLY FUCK JUST DEPORT THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/warmington-suspected-lcbo-bandit-on-bail-at-time-of-deadly-wrong-way-401-crash

Singh, sources say, has been in Canada for a short time as a foreign student from India but had fallen into a narcotics dependency.



Court records show Singh – born July 7, 2002 – was facing three theft under $5,000 charges – for allegedly stealing merchandise from a Home depot in Milton on Jan. 15, a Burlington LCBO store on Jan. 28, and a Home depot in Milton on Feb. 27. He was also facing a robbery charge for allegedly stealing merchandise from an LCBO in Oakville on Jan. 26.

Although, he did take out more pajeets including a spawn.

One cancels another.

 

[Lord Xenu]

Pandering to "newcomers" is their bread and butter.

This page has been removed, but I found it in the archives while I was looking for something else today. I bet looking at the sites which are targeted to an international audience rather than the .ca pages would be an unlimited supply of rage fuel.

This photo has the makings of a meme format. What has two thumbs and loves promotional low interest rates?

Thanks for the tip Malay!

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Fuck it's like listening to scam pitch from Indian scammer.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

CIBC (black guy sitting with his dogs while on his laptop)

Bonus points if the dogs were pitbulls.

 

[Brutality]

https://dailyhive.com/canada/pam-damoff-liberal-mp-quits

I hope every libshit/ndp mp lives in fear for how they've ruined this country

 

[Betonhaus]

While the proposed $25,000 departure tax seems to be unverified, there does seem to be extr charges Canada forces on you if you choose to leave that need to be dealt with https://www.mondaq.com/canada/tax-a...-a-non-resident-and-moving-to-another-country

 

[Baraka Obama]

While the proposed $25,000 departure tax seems to be unverified, there does seem to be extr charges Canada forces on you if you choose to leave that need to be dealt with https://www.mondaq.com/canada/tax-a...-a-non-resident-and-moving-to-another-country

At a quick glance this sounds like it only applies if you hold onto property after you leave. If you sell your primary residence and gtfo it doesn't apply.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

That's okay. New comers will shit up the place now that it's free. It's best not to go.

I recall decades ago encountering park wardens who wouldn't shut up about pajeets shitting up provincial parks while eating goat.

I thought they were bigots at the time but it turns out they were the heroes we needed all along.

https://dailyhive.com/canada/pam-damoff-liberal-mp-quits

I hope every libshit/ndp mp lives in fear for how they've ruined this country

She will, however, serve her riding until the next election.

Always lying crybullies to the end.

Fears for her life when she goes outside but plans to keep cashing paycheques for another 18 months while phoning it in.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I recall decades ago encountering park wardens who wouldn't shut up about pajeets shitting up provincial parks while eating goat.

I thought they were bigots at the time but it turns out they were the heroes we needed all along.


ways lying crybullies to the end.

Fears for her life when she goes outside but plans to keep cashing paycheques for another 18 months while phoning it in.

Most MPs just exist to phone it in anyhow. Only a few MP have any kind of role or power in the parliament.

Most don't even show up to vote.

 

[Never Scored]

A few weeks ago I was in the city and went to a drive-thru ScotiaBank ATM. They were playing ads on it before you put your card in and the advertisement was targeting "Newcomers" to Canada for a 0% line of credit for $15,000 with instant approval. I wish I sat there and waited to grab a picture but there were a bunch of cars behind us.

Most introductory credit cards have 0% interest for a set amount of time. I'm pretty sure that's all these offer are. They're trying to get immigrants trapped in debt just like your average Canadian so they can farm them for interest. This is exactly why powerful corporations like banks and telecoms want mass immigration.

 

[Lord Xenu]

I know all you Saskatoonian Kiwi's were concerned that your frozen hell hole wasn't as brown as possible. Don't worry, the Saskatoon Open Door Society is here to help!

The SOPDS, along with their partners like the Government of Canada, RBC, WEconnect,

and the Catholic Immigration Society


have designed a comprehensive program to get you browner, faster!

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Pls civil war when.

 

[Totallyunknown]

@Lord Xenu all of the Big 5 banks (for non-Canadians in this thread, those are: BMO, CIBC, RBC, ScotiaBank, and TD) are like this now. Pandering to "newcomers" is their bread and butter.

I noticed this quite some time ago how if you go to any of their websites they're even worse than cable TV when it comes to presenting the country's demographics. Like how if your only concept of the world came through cable TV and its ads, you'd think that 50% of couples under the age of 75 are black guys with white women, if you did this with the websites for the Big 5 banks you'd think the country was something like 30% black, 30% Arab/Indian and 25% East Asian. The remaining percentage, being white people, will have a median age of 67 and will represent 95% of the LGBTQ representation.)

Just checked the sites again to see if my noticoooor abilities are up to snuff (they are) and the first person/people I saw were:

• BMO (black guy doing a pose flexing his arms)
• CIBC (black guy sitting with his dogs while on his laptop)
• RBC (Asian woman talking to an Indian guy; can only see the back of the latter's head)
• ScotiaBank (Indian guy)
• TD (white? woman covering her face with her hand; scroll down to an Indian guy and they're advertising to newcomers)

I can't PL too hard but I have a blood relative I am not in contact with who had a series of unfortunate disabilities including open heart surgery, Marfans and severe scoliosis as a child and is now in a wheelchair.

The last time I saw her was on an advertisement playing on an ATM at a major credit union where the quote talked about planning for an uncertain future.

 

[Flan Handler]

I can't PL too hard but I have a blood relative I am not in contact with who had a series of unfortunate disabilities including open heart surgery, Marfans and severe scoliosis as a child and is now in a wheelchair.

The last time I saw her was on an advertisement playing on an ATM at a major credit union where the quote talked about planning for an uncertain future.

That’s the most Canadian “brush with fame” story I’ve heard in a while. Sorry about your relative’s problems but that did make me laugh.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

At a quick glance this sounds like it only applies if you hold onto property after you leave. If you sell your primary residence and gtfo it doesn't apply.

Plus it also doesn't apply to RRSPs / TFSAs although if you do keep those accounts when you move away they are considered secondary factors for determining residency.

It only applies to non-registered investment accounts which most Canadians won't have as Canadians are instead using their TFSAs RRSPs, and now FHSAs.

I know all you Saskatoonian Kiwi's were concerned that your frozen hell hole wasn't as brown as possible. Don't worry, the Saskatoon Open Door Society is here to help!
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have designed a comprehensive program to get you browner, faster!

I hope the $27 million for Afghans are Taliban supporters because I would rather have them rule the country than our degenerate (throw off the nearest rooftop) Laurentian Elite.

 

[wry wrangler]

While the proposed $25,000 departure tax seems to be unverified, there does seem to be extr charges Canada forces on you if you choose to leave that need to be dealt with https://www.mondaq.com/canada/tax-a...-a-non-resident-and-moving-to-another-country

The rumored departure tax would be blatantly unconstitutional since the Charter guarantees your right as a Canadian citizen (or permanent resident) to leave the country.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

The rumored departure tax would be blatantly unconstitutional since the Charter guarantees your right as a Canadian citizen (or permanent resident) to leave the country.

So was the pureblood airline/train/ferry vax mandate.

But the federal court ragged the puck then declared it moot.

 

[Hot Potato]

The rumored departure tax would be blatantly unconstitutional since the Charter guarantees your right as a Canadian citizen (or permanent resident) to leave the country.

I honestly don't think Trudeau gives a rat's ass about rights, its just another hurdle to jump, and it just needs to last another 15 months.