Sony hate thread

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Also everybody loves to say how good nintendo is doing but they completely cannibalized their wildly successful portable market to prop up their dead consoles. Switch Sales are going to decline each generation from here on, I reckon. Starting with a big drop with the next gen switch.
Switch third party support died in the ass quick, and the PC market is already moving directly into the portable market, it's probably the most at risk to being completely subsumed by PC in the next 10 years as the same tech in the switch allows increasingly competitive portable PC decks.
I meant more in the context that Nintendo actually tries to make things that're fun, as opposed to taking rejected movie scripts and making “ultra-graphical interactive experiences”, but you aren’t wrong.

That said, Nintendo does as Nintendo wants, they’ll likely be fine with… whatever they shift to after the Switch/Next Gen Switch.
 
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Because I didn't want to pay 200 dollars extra to a scalper, thus i'm poor? I don't get it.

Everyone knows that the most vehement console warriors are dah homies, it's a pattern that is unmistakable (I also learned they are the best at mocking console warriors, I had quite a few laughs last night). Also just a phrase like "the hottest luxury item." Whypippo don't think of electronics as luxury/status items, they are utility items and fairly mundane ones at that. If we want to flex it's with a swimming pool, a German car or a big truck we can't afford. We hide consoles in the entertainment hutch when guests come over as not to distract from the wife's decore with a garish cyber-toaster.

Also when wypippo go to the electronic store and they say "Sorry we are sold out of normie-boxes but we have this 4060" we start asking questions of our friends like "So you are telling me that this thing plays all the same games but better, with no sub fees and blacks and Mexicans don't know how to stick this brick into a computer? ... and all I need is this 40 whatever and those old parts from your closet and if I buy the beer you will help me install it?"
 
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Why would you need cover shooting mechanics in a game where half the enemies are bugs that'll rush to you at melee range and the other half are enemies who use explosives + destructible terrain that make said cover shooting totally irrelevant?
same reason you did in gears of war when the locust rush you and they had the whole wall bounce mechanic that came over from unreal tournament, even the game dellhivers 2 knocks off most(Earth Defense Force) has a dedicated roll button

or in vanquish where you are encouraged to not stay in cover for too long because the game is super fast paced

and fair if they dont have cover, why can't i fucking fly around like in in vanquish(or god forbid Warframe) and go as fast as i do in serious sam where i also fight ungodly amounts of enemies who rush me


sneedfeeders 2 is a shitty outdated xbox 360 era tps that feels like it lacks a lot of essential features, i have absolutely no clue how people dont see it as a shittier and slower warframe wannabe with lame movement mechanics that should have died off in the 360 era because tps games on their own can be sluggish and boring
 
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PCucks is a better insult.
Yours is too clunky.
Nigger why are you trying to be an arbiter of what insults have bite

Both are fucking stupid, but at least PCfaggots dude wasn't trying. Or it didn't seem like he was. If you want to insult a demographic and are hurting for something good to say you just call them fags and move on, you don't sit around brainstorming what to say. If you do that you've already lost, they're living rent-free in your head.

Ghosts will be cracked within a couple of weeks within its release. I'll pirate it. Who the fuck plays the multiplayer portion of that anyway? Sony can fuck themselves. It's always morally correct to pirate their single player titles.

Besides GoT, what's even there to pirate anyway? Snoy will never put either Bloodborne or Bloodborne 2/whatever they want From to work on on PC. It'll always be 2nd rate slop, not even worth the disk space. Seriously, I can only think of Returnal as something I would possibly want to play down the line.
 
with no sub fees and blacks and Mexicans don't know how to stick this brick into a computer?
The funniest snoy cope I've seen on /v/ was racial shit.
"Sony is based because they stopped the 3rd world shitskins to play with us, why are you against that?"
When I used to play on console back in the Xbox360 days all the people using mics were the dumbest sounding niggers on the planet. Unintelligible blabbering, blasting music so the whole lobby could hear, ceiling bird chirping or it was the stereotypical Mexican where it was the same shit but with Mexican music playing and a chihuahua yapping non-stop.
On PC the worst you'll encounter is the drunk Russian going cyka blyat to everything and screeching in broken English. The IQ filter to assemble electronic legos is so great that you'll always be able to have a conversation with anyone around the planet.

Asian hackers are a nuisance everywhere regardless on which system you play on. They like to cope about hackers a lot too ignoring that Sony itself gets hacked so hard that the severity of the breach is greater than the last one especially now where governments are requiring you to give these retards your ID number and biometrics (makes PSN account, identity gets stolen)
 
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The funniest snoy cope I've seen on /v/ was racial shit.
"Sony is based because they stopped the 3rd world shitskins to play with us, why are you against that?"
When I used to play on console back in the Xbox360 days all the people using mics were the dumbest sounding niggers on the planet. Unintelligible blabbering, blasting music so the whole lobby could hear, ceiling bird chirping or it was the stereotypical Mexican where it was the same shit but with Mexican music playing and a chihuahua yapping non-stop.
On PC the worst you'll encounter is the drunk Russian going cyka blyat to everything and screeching in broken English.

Asian hackers are a nuisance everywhere regardless on which system you play on. They like to cope about hackers a lot too ignoring that Sony itself gets hacked so hard that the severity of the breach is greater than the last one especially now where governments are requiring you to give these retards your ID number and biometrics (makes PSN account, identity gets stolen)

the best part about the PC is old games never truly go obsolete and you don't need to trade a whole kidney just to play actual games because modern APUs keep getting better

with that being said, i keep telling people to go check out old games helldivers 2 stole from and why PCucks who bitched about Halo CE being slow and boring when it dropped were kind of right because it slowed everything down from being absurdly fast like Quake 3 for console being very slow and dull
 
There's really nothing quite like watching a group of consumers go, "Man, I wish I had even fewer protections against corporations fucking me in the ass!"
In the future, these faggots are going to be the reason why when you play an FPS, you are going to be charged $0.10 per reload of your weapon every match. And they'll tell you "That's just the way things are!".
 
With the news that MS has shutdown, I wonder if that was the reason why Sony back-tracked so much. If Sony had let this run on for a week, the closure news would have been hidden a bit.
 
The funniest snoy cope I've seen on /v/ was racial shit.
"Sony is based because they stopped the 3rd world shitskins to play with us, why are you against that?"
When I used to play on console back in the Xbox360 days all the people using mics were the dumbest sounding niggers on the planet. Unintelligible blabbering, blasting music so the whole lobby could hear, ceiling bird chirping or it was the stereotypical Mexican where it was the same shit but with Mexican music playing and a chihuahua yapping non-stop.
On PC the worst you'll encounter is the drunk Russian going cyka blyat to everything and screeching in broken English. The IQ filter to assemble electronic legos is so great that you'll always be able to have a conversation with anyone around the planet.

Asian hackers are a nuisance everywhere regardless on which system you play on. They like to cope about hackers a lot too ignoring that Sony itself gets hacked so hard that the severity of the breach is greater than the last one especially now where governments are requiring you to give these retards your ID number and biometrics (makes PSN account, identity gets stolen)

I mean I learned my nigga impression from playing Halo2 in the day, although I have to admit those where some fun times. With the Mexicans someone's mom is always in the background frying empanadas or something (I can't tell you how many games have the sound of frying oil in the background) and there are always like 5 kids in the room yelling back and forth.

The worst is Forza, there are like 1 or 2 blacks I race with who know the game (I'm less racist on a personal level lol) and have respect but with gamespass every darky in the lobby is a guaranteed disaster "XXBlastinNiggazzzXX420" runs the 3rd place guy off the road and into a pole like it's Mario Kart and the guy gets on mic like "Hey this is a race sim, please don't..." and home boy comes back with "Ya'll be racisss n'sheeit niggas, I ain't be doin' shieet, I'm juss fast, ya'll be slow and you shook nigga!"

... 2 laps of trash talking, exchanging paint with half the lobby and searching in vane for the NOS button later ....

XXBlastinNiggazzXX420 has come in 23rd place. XXBlastinNiggazzXX420 has quit the lobby. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

the best part about the PC is old games never truly go obsolete and you don't need to trade a whole kidney just to play actual games because modern APUs keep getting better

with that being said, i keep telling people to go check out old games helldivers 2 stole from and why PCucks who bitched about Halo CE being slow and boring when it dropped were kind of right because it slowed everything down from being absurdly fast like Quake 3 for console being very slow and dull

There is nothing on paper that makes HD2 special, it's just a slow/clunk-ified wave/extraction shooter but it's one of those things where the product is greater than the sum of it's parts. Even the narrative system is a double edged sword that basically forces you to grind the same map all night... but that's kinda what makes it good too, it flies in the face of games design tropes to do things that a normal studio would have shot down in planning (Ubisoft would have made sure you never play the same planet twice in a row ever).

It's got the right blend of ingredients, the chef has the passion to break rules.... Also with the community being very active there is a player base (which is kinda important for multiplayer games) and there is a sense of excitement like you are part of something, witnessing something because of the silly plot elements.

Trying to replicate the success of this game is going to be a disaster for any studio who tries. Like trying to make a good Ghost Busters movie without Bill Murray in the lead role, it's an impossible task. It's a 'lightening in a bottle game' that you can't just slap a neon coat of paint on and re-release.
 
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People have been saying consoles are dying since PS3, and yet the PS5 and to a lesser extent XSX was THE luxury item to try your best to get for years. It's calmed down now but it shows that there's never going to be total console death.
Half the problem is that it's now a "luxury item" that niggers buy as a status symbol instead of a ubiquitous, universally popular home appliance that nearly everyone owns, as something like the Playstation 2 was.

Becoming the fuckin' Cadillac Escalade of electronics is not a solid foundation for long-term success. The console market has always been predicated on volume - if you're not selling enough units, the business model falls apart.
 
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