Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

And stand in the sun for a few minutes, you're getting too much of the wrong vitamin D.

Looks like the angel cat is trying to pull that glass away from him. I guess that's how he gained and then lost 2lbs.

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[Catgirl Tyranid]

Looks like the angel cat is trying to pull that glad away from him.

Godspeed Angel Cat. Godspeed.

 

[Pagan Min]

RyanTheEditor still has a job? Wow. I don't think he put out one piece of "edited" content in over half a year at this point.

I WAS going to say that I wished I had a job like that, but then I'd have to deal with Nick... So nah, hard pass on that one...

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Perhaps it is time for Nick to quit being a non-practicing streamer and look into becoming a non-practicing accountant or a non-practicing banker or something.
Let go of this nonsense, before you neck.
Get off the internet and GET HELP.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Look at that winner of a man right there. You can see the masculinity oozing out of his pores.

 

[Tumbling tubers are terri]

I am sad to even say this outloud. Is it possible the worst day of his life was.

Someone church related and maybe family related was caught molesting? It would explain his fixation and hatred for church and family? Just a thought after Elissa's clip of daughter at door.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Perhaps it is time for Nick to quit being a non-practicing streamer and look into becoming a non-practicing accountant or a non-practicing banker or something.
Let go of this nonsense, before you neck.
Get off the internet and GET HELP.

Hey. You Scandinavian PRUDE! Nick doesn’t need help but I’m sure he finds it FUNNY and WEIRD you think he needs help. What Rekieta needs is to live-stream himself talking more about American Beauty and how it shows that freedom is beautiful and don’t you at all find it interesting there’s that underaged person getting naked? Anyway when you go around kissing gay Nazis I mean you gotta expect to get shot I guess. Just goes to show you true freedom can’t exist because of prudes. Remember if Kevin Spacey just had sex with the underaged cheerleader he wouldn’t have been killed.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I am sad to even say this outloud. Is it possible the worst day of his life was.

Someone church related and maybe family related was caught molesting? It would explain his fixation and hatred for church and family? Just a thought after Elissa's clip of daughter at door.

I am of the belief his hatred of the church comes from him not living up to what it means to be a Christian, or be welcome in his church, and he feels insignificant.

He speaks of Christianity not like someone who simply doesn't believe in it, but somebody who is bitter.

 

[Captain Manning]

Has anyone seen the chat he's "reading" here? I'd like to know what he's responding to.


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Man, that clip just demonstrates that still pictures don't do justice to how far he's declined. The first 35 seconds alone are something else. Yikes!

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Has anyone seen the chat he's "reading" here? I'd like to know what he's responding to.


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Is this right after DSP reacted to him? No introspection whatsoever about drinking on stream?

I don't know why I am disappointed. I knew that he would be drunk eventually; but I thought that he would be self conscious about drinking on stream, for at least a few weeks.

 

[Nate Higgers]

The clip @elb is truly horrifying based on his clap trap about child marriage, but why is a
six year old routinely going to him after midnight?? I didn’t even know what midnight was at that age and I assume most six year olds are the same…

Based on that and the STMS story about spaghettios, it really sounds like those children are in a Lord Of The Flies situation with reduced socialisation (due to being home schooled), structure or rules in place. Their future looks bleak to me.

I was listening to another Nobody Likes Onions/Patrick Melton compilation clip style video at work today; it’s like a whole series on the introduction of how and why he started Alogging STMS. I bring this up because this particular video, somewhere along the way, Aaron defends his alogging of Bam Margera by saying “ok now someone try defending being fucked up (drunk) around your kid! If your kid can’t motivate you to go sober, you’re a scumbag!”

I’m paraphrasing and I didn’t think to stop and take note of the timestamp but I found that comment very ironic when contextualized with his friend Sir Balldo’s current day actions (the NLO/STMS video is around a year old).

tl;dr: STMS defended their alogging of Bam Margera by saying “he’s drunk around his kid he’s a scumbag”, but what do we see Rekieta (his best friend) doing 24/7 for the last year or more?

I’m sorry if I keep posting about STMS ITT but at this point it’s basically become intertwined until Aaron gets his own thread, one way or another

EDIT: forgot to include the video.
EDIT2: go to 32:27 33:20 in the video, I just checked the transcript. Why can’t Aaron hold his buddy Nick Rekieta to this same standard?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Bam Margera

Bam Margera now looks like Nick's future, assuming he's not there already. We already know he hates his kids and his wife, and he yells about them on stream to thousands, so why wouldn't he yell at them in public? We haven't seen it, but it very well could happen.

Spoiler: Jackass

Even if Bam were in Jackass Forever for more than 30 seconds (and done in such an awkward manner too), he still couldn't save that empty mediocre attempt of a comeback. 3D was a great sendoff, and 3.5 was a good "post-credit" scene.

 

[ShinyStar]

To Christian sperg a bit more. The best story for Rekieta is probably David and Uriah where King David basically forces his best guys wife (Bathsheba) to fuck him and then has that guy murdered by proxy. David gets punished, the first child of David and Bathsheba dies, and the 2nd child is Solomon.

A parallel to the David/Bathsheba story is that right before the whole getting wine mom lewds watching Bathsheba bathe arc, his audience wife told him that dancing down the street half clothed like a degenerate wasn't a good look and that he should pull up. David responded that if she didn't like the new content, she should F off, which she did, setting the stage for his fall

The big difference between the two stories is that when David was called out on his behavior by the Scandinavian prudes prophet Nathan, he had a redemption arc. Nick is too full of himself for that.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Look at that winner of a man right there. You can see the masculinity oozing out of his pores.

One of the most frustrating things about being a recovering drunk is watching the real-time disintegration of drunks still drinking and deep in the shit. It's like watching a zombie movie and shouting 'Head shot! Head shot, damn it!' at the screen when the zombie-fighting heroes keep going for center mass and stupidly wondering why the horde of zombies still keeps coming on.

Dude will drink himself to death. It's a horrible, miserable way to go.

 

[Captain Manning]

STMS defended their alogging of Bam Margera by saying “he’s drunk around his kid he’s a scumbag”, but what do we see Rekieta (his best friend) doing 24/7 for the last year or more?

Like most Balldoians, Aaron probably hasn't even admitted that Nick has a drinking problem.

Seriously, I've noticed that is one of the ludicrous defenses by the Balldo Brigade they keep trying to push: Nick doesn't have a alcohol problem. You've seen it in both his Discord and Locals.

Adding to that, Bam Margera isn't "partying" with the Imholtes, and they're not going on each other's shows. Aaron is inconsistent, for sure, but that's because he feels he's getting something out of it.

By now, I never expect streamers to be ideologically consistent in much of anything anymore. There's a lot of moral relativity in the grift wars.

 

[AnOminous]

Has anyone seen the chat he's "reading" here? I'd like to know what he's responding to.


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He looks fucking horrible, like a complete pile of shit, and that's even compared to just a month ago, when he looked like slightly less of a complete pile of shit.

best shape of his life; numbers great, "in like, uh, the good area";

I don't think anyone needs to be reminded that Mr. "107 degree fever" lie factory Rekieta doesn't have a good grasp of numbers.

 

[Space Pope]

If you really DO have these suicidal ideations and the rocky mental health, you should actually see a professional about those problems. Ah, but you won't, because you won't get that coddling you so desire.

Get fucked, Rackets.

At least John had the dignity to not be a suicidal whiny faggot in public.




Nicki is always slouching in his chair and he looks like an old frail man. It's especially jarring when he tricks a guest to be on his show and their cam has normal framing and he's just tiny and sad.

 

[AnOminous]

Nicki is always slouching in his chair and he looks like an old frail man. It's especially jarring when he tricks a guest to be on his show and their cam has normal framing and he's just tiny and sad.

I've known people with stage four cancer on chemo who looked less like they were dying than Nick the Twitching Babbling Skelly.

 

[Braphamut]

Vlad Phil still tripping me up.

Nikoli Rey-key-etta, please, come in. My Wine and Spirits collection is at your service.

Uh, hey Phil. How's it going, buddy? I heard you had some criticism of my show.

Rey-key-etta, you are a student of the social media, yes? We must begin with the divergence of 'This is how you DON'T Play' videos begining around 2013 with evilAJ2010... maybe you are not used to this kind of interview?

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

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Look at that winner of a man right there. You can see the masculinity oozing out of his pores.

A thing that strikes me about his complexion is his hands. Even if your natural healthy skintone is white as a sheet you still wind up with darker hands than that just due to bloodflow and that combined with the resting forehead veins really makes me think the theory that he's suffering from cardiovascular disease might be the correct one.