Tech you miss/ new tech trends you hate - ok boomers

And then we have the official PS4 VR gun...
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The fuck is this shit
My best guess is that this is the result of policies that require toy guns to look like anything but the real thing after incidents where police shot people waving around toy guns that looked quite real from a distance.

Thread tax: The continued expectation that everyone with a mobile phone has or wants a smart phone. I know a senior who doesn't want one for reasons and even the most basic flip non-smart phones have become more complicated than necessary for the simple task of calling someone.
 
Why the fuck does the mobile Microsoft Teams app need a 500+ MB update every couple days? There are instances where I need the app right fucking now and it’s queued up for a download. Of course it won’t download until it has WiFi so I have to repeatedly enable it to use cellular data. You figure telling it once is enough but nope. I find I generally have to shut down and start the phone up again to have the selected commands run right the first time. You just know most of it is bloated jeetcode that supposedly solves one issue and three more pop up.
 
I hate how when programs update now, it has to open their website just to say "Thanks for updating".
I'm typically in the middle of things while I wait for said program to do it's update, I don't need a stupid page opening just to say update finished. It's a minor thing, yes, but still an annoyance I don't remember things doing years ago. I seldom update things anymore as it is because typically, the update is pretty useless. But that's a different gripe towards modern tech.
 
Why the fuck does the mobile Microsoft Teams app need a 500+ MB update every couple days? There are instances where I need the app right fucking now and it’s queued up for a download. Of course it won’t download until it has WiFi so I have to repeatedly enable it to use cellular data. You figure telling it once is enough but nope. I find I generally have to shut down and start the phone up again to have the selected commands run right the first time. You just know most of it is bloated jeetcode that supposedly solves one issue and three more pop up.
My company uses the Teams desktop act to communicate and it is a fucking NIGHTMARE.
 
I've noticed a trend lately where you have to install a companion app to use something you just bought. It's frustrating to have to install extra software when it wasn't necessary 10 years ago.

I recently bought a new Dell branded wireless mouse, plugged it into my PC, and suddenly Windows installed a companion app from Dell themselves to manage the mouse. The app is almost 300 MB in size just to tell me when the battery is low in advance, and to customize the middle mouse button's function.

And I bet you that it's that size because it's a fucking electron wrapper.
 
What u gonna do? Switch to a smaller service?
Yes.
That is one of the only methods that make sense.
Any other method, say, regulation that forces the companies in question to behave in certain ways, just means regulation that protects and enshrines these companies at the cost of any potential newcomers to the industry.
I can very well imagine a more regulated world in which we would still be using AOL and Myspace and Internet Explorer, for instance
 
I remember another one, it might have been mentioned already but it's worth a new mention.

Phones that come with a 4th side button that is bound to any kind of smart assistant.

Cool, a button that you cannot assign to anything else in most cases without jailbreaking the phone, or downloading a dodgy app. I have experienced this with Motorola and LG where is Google Assistant or nothing in both cases, so you get a button that does nothing in the end. Samsung outright tells you that you need to create an account with them to even being able to use Bixby, and only that way you are able to assign the button to another function. Don't know if they are doing this still.

Don't have a dedicated button? Don't worry, some manufacturers like oppo are assigning the assistant to the power button by default, so you have to do a key combination with volume up and the power button to bring up the power settings. This behaviour can be disabled but you have to dig for a while in the phone settings.
 
You can't get to a search result with the tab key anymore. Tried google, bing, and ddg, all three of them shit the bed at this, with ddg just taking you straight to the more results button at the very bottom.
Given that I only know this now because I was halfway through disassembling my mouse and wondering if I missed a hidden screw I am quite annoyed at this development.
 
AI, all it does is copy other things it reads and "sees"

Without human creation it's nothing. It's retarded and not needed for anything other than killing jobs and kilig people
Ai is good for circumventing twitter freaks, why pay a social media obsessed activist that will try to sneak their ideology into their work when you could just have an ai fart out an image that is good enough for free? I will accept extra fingers on a person over having to talk to twitter freaks
 
You can't get to a search result with the tab key anymore. Tried google, bing, and ddg, all three of them shit the bed at this, with ddg just taking you straight to the more results button at the very bottom.
Given that I only know this now because I was halfway through disassembling my mouse and wondering if I missed a hidden screw I am quite annoyed at this development.
It's not only that, some sites don't even support the home cluster keys anymore. It's even more mental when those are built around infinite scrolling, and you can't use the page down key to scroll down. You can't also use the backspace key to return to the previous page, it's now alt+left arrow key by default iirc.
 
I got more.

Speaking of AI - it does have some cool uses. It makes it easier to mess with audio tracks and alter voices for creative projects for fun. However, I do IT work, and whenever non-technical people in the company I work at keep proposing the implementation of AI to replace our current systems, I shoot it down every single time, and I will continue to do so. Imagine having a system where humans don't understand exactly how it works, so how are you supposed to fix it when it inevitably gets something wrong? Just say "Ah sorry, the AI just didn't understand your accent I guess, nothing we can do to fix that, try sounding less British or something." Plus I hate trend chasing, so this rush to get into AI feels like just that. I want a system in place that I can properly troubleshoot and fix if there's a problem. That's how I look at things - what happens when something goes wrong? If the answer is "I don't know" or "just go to the vendor/manufacturer" then I don't want it.

Boomer gamer rant - So much regarding the world of video games is boring now, or things I don't enjoy or want. I realize it's very "boomer" to say, but I like my game systems where you either simply put the game in, turn it on and that's it, or you fire the system up, put the game in, and you just get going from there. The last gen we really had that was the Gamecube/PS2/OG Xbox. I really did like the 360/PS3 era for the games we got, but that's where a lot of the additional bullshit that simply gets in the way of enjoying your games really started. Unless of course you count the installation process and copy protection circumvention we did for PC games in the good ol' days. I can forgive the installation process though because there wasn't another way. Also this push for "live service" games, which is really just a fancy way to say "online only" means I don't want it. I can't get mad at online only games that are free, or are subscription based because you're not personally investing anything in, and/or you know exactly when the service ends (when you stop paying). Not the case with games like 'The Crew' for example. I do have a couple Nintendo Switches, but one is hard-modded, and the other is soft-modded - if I'm going to invest in a system that runs off an online digital store, or physical carts that can actually be banned from the system (each game has a unique identifier), then I want a way to ensure everything isn't lost when servers go down, or I happen to buy a used game down the road where somebody might have dumped it using the Mig-Switch tool and caused that cart to be banned. Modded up Switches get around all these problems for me. Anyway, hate bullshit that does nothing but get in your way of enjoying games, and all this online only crap. Gamer rant over.

There are basically no ads in my whole fuckin life, reason being I have ad blockers on everything, including my router. Anytime I have to load up a browser with no ad blockers on for whatever reason, the experience is borderline unusable, and I personally don't understand how normal non-techie people can navigate these pages without getting actual adware/malware installed on their systems. My guess is they don't, given all the work I had to do back in my tech support days. While I understand annoying ads have always been a thing, companies seem to be pushing harder now more than ever to push ads into every aspect of your life - even down to Roku filing a patent to inject ads into your own device plugged into their TV through the HDMI connection. Now that might not go anywhere, but still, the fact that this is even being talked about is gross. Companies telling you that you have to pay them more now otherwise they're going to put ads into your viewing experience, you get it. Ads are worse now than ever, and I will never buy your shit you put in them.

There was a time you could buy a top of the line video card for $699 - that card being the Nvidia GTX 1080 Ti. Now the top of the line video card is $1699-$2000 - that's retarded. Just because technology progresses to the point where you can get more out of it doesn't have to mean charge that much more for it. I have a personal rule to never spend more than $700 on a video card, and my games still look/run good, and I can edit videos easily.

I'm sure I'll think of more "30-year-old-boomer" tech rants later, but here.
 
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Lists that fucking refresh to the op when going back into them

If I click into item #194 to see if that's the thing I want and go "nope" and go back to the list I don't want to be thrown back up to item #1 again fuck off

several websites and programs do this annoying shit
 
I stopped reading all online game reviews 10+ years ago now. Everything is pozzed to the max. After purchase Steam reviews are all I go by anymore.
I did the same too.

What made me realise that it was all going into the trash, was a Kotaku article I think that the writer instead of reviewing or talking about a game event he was attending, he was just complaining that he didn't wanted to be there, and he was just talking about everything but the event or the games presented there. Can't remember who he was, but that "article" was my breaking point.
 
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