Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Geraldine]

Catching up overnight.

First world Troon turns to indian surgeon for SRS revisions.

NO WAY I'M WATCHING THAT.
Marked it 'horrifying' on thumbnail and description alone.

I don't even ... this is so confusing ... Woman who thinks she's a man has a girlfriend who actually is a man, fucks man-girlfriend is asshole with dildo, but man-girlfriend will not fuck her with penis or even play with the monstrous clit.

In a saner world, they might be a happy straight couple.

I've got to say the people who pick Bear have never had the complete heart freezing "oh fuck" of actually seeing a fucking Grizzly

And then we autists put down our fidget toys and adjust our retard helmets long enough to say: "Actually, bears are statistically far more dangerous" and completely miss the point.

Over thinking it in different ways?
Maybe they are picturing a fictional bear as it might be Yogi?

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Je Suis Non-binary

Journalists who worked for a satirical newspaper got killed because Muhamed doesn't like free speech but what about ME ?
My MATI-meter is of the charts.

 

[Syikeblade]

Pooner gets upset when her girlfriend tells her she would leave if her gets bottom surgery.
And of course the comments must defend the fellow ftm.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1cn23pi/gf_said_shed_leave_me_if_i_got_bottom_surgery/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Pooner gets upset when her girlfriend tells her she would leave if her gets bottom surgery.
And of course the comments must defend the fellow ftm.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1cn23pi/gf_said_shed_leave_me_if_i_got_bottom_surgery/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

these fuckin pooners, you can’t even make it up

 

[doodoocaca]

Yeah, sorry dude, one of the things about being a heckin’ manly king is that women are scared of you. They’ll cross the road to avoid you late at night. They’ll move to the next car if it’s just you and them on the train. There is nothing you can do about this. No one tells you about this. But fortunately, being a man also comes with the ability to suck it up.

Might want to avoid the enormous packers, too.

Wait, even heckin' valid manlet pooners are scary?

 

[Muskcarpone]

Misgendered AND let down by Reddit.
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Here's the most recent (2 days ago).
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Here's the best looking (3 days ago). My choice.

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Doesn't really pass, but isn't a stereotypical horrible hon either.

Dood would pass pretty well as a pooner. The slumped shoulders and utterly dead eyes work well for him. All he needs is a slightly too big suit and a shorter haircut for the complete Ellen Page impression.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The other reason I could see troons being into the scene is there was a lot of College Aged kids on tour and that really seems like the biggest age for troons.

I think troon deadheads are more likely to be the same men who were the oldest in their social group, longhaired, peace and love stealth rapists.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I bailed after the first 1/3 when it was clear that it was just another Lee talking head video

I watched it all but it was just another "Lee complains about his 'ditch" video. They're all the same at this point.
He believed all the lying Troons on Preddit that he could get a real vagina, he got butchered by one of Kamols cutters who fucked up his 'ditch. His 'ditch is fucked, he can't dilate, nothing works how he was promised and woe is me. He still hasn't entirely realized that all Troons who claim they're perfectly happy with a functional rotpocket are coping, seething, and (painfully] dilating, so he feels jealous.
These Troons are being sold a lie that they can be turned into women with chemicals and sharp instruments, and it hits them hard when they start to realize it was all bullshit.
But if they ever speak out about it, the Cult goes after them, and a lot of them have driven away any other friends for the Cult, so without it they'd have nobody.
So they lie. And they keep lying.
And poor fucks like Lee here don't see through it, they just think they're "unlucky" when really, they're all failed experiments, because its an impossible lie they are being sold on.

If you seen one "Lee hates his new 'ditch" video you've seen them all.
It's funny though if you're a schadenfreude connoisseur.

Is Lee up for the Troon Deadpool?
Because I have a feeling this one is going to join Team 41.

 

[doodoocaca]

The spray range isn't too limited, up to about 12sh feet you get a pretty controllable stream. But you have to take aim and hit their eyes and nose for any real stopping power.

You should be spraying from much further away. If it's already that close you're going to have to curl into a ball, get lightly mauled, and keep fogging it, and you, and your wounds. Ow.

Oh, we get the point all right. The point is to point fingers at and shame men for being sooo scary and such an existential and pervasive threat to women anytime/anywhere. Encountering a bear is preferable to encountering a misogynist rapist oppressor. FFS.

It's bog standard, timeless emotional warfare. Ask them if there's something to be done about it besides ~vaLiDaTe~ or coddle or simp and they change topics or start further antagonizing the evil men that are worse than grizzly bears.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Because I have a feeling this one is going to join Team 41.

I haven't watched enough of Lee's vids to have a fully formed opinion on that (and I never will-he's really intolerable to me) but it seems to me that Lee loves reciting his Ls while larping his upper class career girl persona in front of the camera too much to ever 41%.

He may kvetch and blink back his tears, but he'll always straighten his shoulders and Carry On.

But if for some reason the internet goes down, with no timely return in sight, then the odds of him offing himself would increase dramatically. He lives and loves it too much. And it's all he's got these days.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I think troon deadheads are more likely to be the same men who were the oldest in their social group, longhaired, peace and love stealth rapists.

Highly possible, I've met a few people along the way I could easily see trooning out, just for social capital or whatever a 40 year old would try and say to sound like a college kid. Deadheads dealt their own form of justice out for rapists, I know I've kicked in a couple of vials of L to give someone a lifetime ride.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Pooner gets upset when her girlfriend tells her she would leave if her gets bottom surgery.
And of course the comments must defend the fellow ftm.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1cn23pi/gf_said_shed_leave_me_if_i_got_bottom_surgery/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I’m too embarrassed to be traaaannnsss around anyone else so you gotta stay with me and suck my fetid arm flesh tube enthusiastically, bigot. Imagine being a lesbian and your girlfriend makes a joke about you choking on her dick knowing damn well she means her arm flesh. Yeeeesh.

 

[Geraldine]

Dear Reddit.
My girlfriend is considering getting cuntstrated and I don't like it. AITA?

 

[stupid frog]

I think the issue here is that anyone who is posting on Kiwi Farms is autistic, either literally or metaphorically, and autists don't understand that a lot of the time when non-autists say something, they are simply trying to convey an emotion rather than literally state facts. And we don't understand that non-autists do this so often that they don't even realize they are doing it. And women do this more than men.

So the non-autist women are saying "I am scared of men, you don't even understand how scared of men I am. To convey this massive amount of fear, I am going to compare men unfavorably with something big and scary, like a bear." And then we autists put down our fidget toys and adjust our retard helmets long enough to say: "Actually, bears are statistically far more dangerous" and completely miss the point.

You can get away with being a shitlord woman pretty easily. You just have to power through and counter their complaints with, OH SORRY I'M AUTISTIC I DON'T GET IT I GUESS
And if they try to push back, double down and claim their being ableist.

The spray range isn't too limited, up to about 12sh feet you get a pretty controllable stream. But you have to take aim and hit their eyes and nose for any real stopping power.

A standard ($50!) spray can is only good for 2 years.

OK, I don't think women can hit the target. Don't misunderstand, I bet most men can't either. But they aren't the ones picking to be alone with bears lol

 

[Geraldine]

Some sort of validity issue when an enby is just too too femme ???
Of course not. The issue is self acceptance. tee hee
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Femme Enbys are Valid!​

It took me a LONG TIME to come to terms with being nonbinary because I don’t look androgynous and people often assume my gender.
I am now happily out as nonbinary and I am joyful that I can be unapologetically ME!
You don’t have to look enby to be valid!

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One comment and response so far.

I wonder if the username 'u/FindomFae' is purely aspirational, because the alternative is horrifying to consider.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Please be true.



Edit:
They're convinced bigots taught her to say this.

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

Please be true.

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>Some kid just said I'm not actually wearing incredibly beautiful new clothes. I'm very upset. He also said I wasn't wearing any clothes at all, and referred to me as "naked" in front of all my subjects. He said he hopes foreign dignitaries didn't see me because it will make our whole nation look weird. I'm really very upset.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Please be true.

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Why do Redditors always want us to believe their 5 year olds gave them this prepared speech about a complex concept?

 

[Surfin Terf]

Why do Redditors always want us to believe their 5 year olds gave them this prepared speech about a complex concept?

None of that was complex. Gender is not complex, the little girl simply understands that a boy will never be a girl and a father will never be a mother and that it's embarrassing to pretend otherwise. Ironically, it takes a certain level of intelligence to convince yourself otherwise.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

There's something shamanistic about wearing a mask of the thing that terrifies you.

Aidens are Batman?

It’s their inborn culture. These are the same people that brought you Kafka and Nietzsche. And Freud, and the Romantics, Sturm und Drang, Goethe’s fatalistic tragic heroes who can’t save anyone or anything, and Wagner’s Ring Cycle. They’re obsessive about privacy because they all have deep dark secrets hidden behind those weird window shutters, and they distract themselves from the intrusive, disquieting thoughts of violence and sexual perversion by getting super picky about trains arriving on time to the minute, a 2nd person pronoun that always puts you on notice where you stand with a given person, heavy drinking and obsessively sorting their trash.


No, this problem well predates 1909. It’s known known about them, like the flavor of Roquefort cheese. Either you can like them for what they are or not, but no use pretending you don’t know.

The German national bird is autism and its national flower is OCD. Germany churns out degeneracy and philosophy like Nipponland churns out sexualized child manga. People call Japan the Great Britain of Asia when it's more culturally similar to Germany.